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低調是種融入血脈的自然生存法則，34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxoAILH794
平凡不起眼則是讓自己活得輕鬆自在的不二法門。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDiTFcJbmj
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一直以來，莫喨都秉持著這樣的原則度日，34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGabGUMR5RP
縱然因此交不到幾個知心好友，但對他來說，一個人也很快樂。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpP2TapFwdi
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跟每個人都保留一點距離，才能保有最美好的記憶。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwrbdXOaI0O
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人跟人，太過親暱，就容易生挾暱，34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj01k0pDLjb
然後，畫下句點。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83riTblgzh
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GAME OVER.34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeISyIL28T4
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莫喨看了太多，所以，他很早就打定了就這樣一輩子的決心。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNyMZTRHwU
當個平凡人，一輩子過著平凡的生活。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYoipWTE0Z
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不要瞧不起這樣的夢想，其實這不會比那種成為總統之類的宏願來得輕鬆。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2jgcxMDNE
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平凡，真的也是一種很偉大的夢想。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93mmsfYhZ6
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莫喨的人生，一切本來都如同莫喨預期的道路前進，直到──34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUh4IoQhHE
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他遇到了他生命中最大的絆腳石。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsG5YAUvtX
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時耀祖，光聽名字就知道這個人絕對是莫喨完全不想接近的人物。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkJGUAj6vA
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無時無刻不追求著讓自己光宗耀祖，開什麼玩笑，這種高調程度莫喨完全不想想像。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7inKWnbES
而不幸的是，時耀祖人如其名，縱使名字有點老氣，本人卻是個光靠那張皮肉都能34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaAoXWKXnA
光宗耀祖的傢伙。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPp2g6NVk9
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套莫喨少得不能再少的朋友的說法：34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KX3tHdroE
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時耀祖？你說那個200%從偶像劇或者是漫畫小說穿越出來的外星人嗎？34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJyXFf9b3pL
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說起這個人的性格，基本款就是樂觀開朗、溫柔體貼、幽默風趣、自信滿滿、擇善固執，34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFo5a4RMeK3
進階款簡而言之就是個完人或該是說不少人心目中的「神」。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PfX9I170q
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所以早說他不是人了啊。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRvvOKINOJ
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離題了。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5M9yAFxJe
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不過，即使到現在，34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNTzAK6H8F
莫喨還真的弄不懂那顆臭石頭究竟是怎麼讓他招惹上的。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMVvYioCrP
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「為什麼我會跟你有交集哦？」時耀祖認真的想了想，「啊、我想起來了，34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3jYoT8V7w
因為少了一個人。」34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpEjtudjTg
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「什麼？」這個人果然是外星人，莫喨完全無法理解他到底想起來什麼？34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrkFNkOVjI
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「我不是外星人啦！運動會的時候啊，不是有學生會長的演講嗎？那時候我站在講台上，34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Q6r289Hm8
整場演講從開始到結束，剛好少了一個人。」時耀祖解釋。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzdIoECZF1
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「少了一個人？」莫喨眉頭皺得死緊，為什麼要去注意這種事情啊......34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Tnwl0jegd
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「因為我那時候專心演講沒注意到是誰走掉了啊，想說有點擔心，身為學生會長應該要34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSx0ESgr8i
關心所有學生才行，居然還有被我遺漏的學生。所以就格外留心了一下。」時耀祖34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxwDXisGBL
理所當然地說著其實有點詭異的理論和原因。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQuWn5ZWqE
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「......」不需要吧？並不需要吧！關心所有學生你會過勞死吧。你何苦去注意一個不過34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWn3IVRsy9U
就是不想聽你演講所以故意趁著大家注意力都不在的時候偷溜走的學生啊！34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hdazcQxia
莫喨腹誹著對方。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv96v5ZqunU
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「不會累死啦，我只是想關心一下啊。有人走掉表示我的表現不夠好，需要反省檢討的。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcF7VLzV8eR
嘿嘿，也幸好我有去注意，不然就不會遇到我心愛的喨了。」時耀祖笑得很開心，34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKxpCh4QIJ
對情人的關心(?)自顧自地感到溫暖，對於當初那件事情只有滿心的驕傲。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cus8E6VFT
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「......」其實我真的沒那麼想遇到你的，真的。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbj2p35ReP
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時耀祖有點委屈的咬嘴唇：「可是我很愛喨欸......」34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQjRljqWLh
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莫喨內心不禁有點哀傷，就算縱容著情人撒嬌似地自然而然摟住自己，34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qtPj5zeBo
莫喨還是對於這個平凡人生的巨大絆腳石感到滿心無奈。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYG064tzP4
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事情的開端，是一張張貼在學生會公告欄的尋人啟事。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuu2EMpnowa
雖然畫質有點差，但是莫喨還是能輕而易舉地看出那個被尋找的人正是他自己。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXcA8K3ten
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「......」沉默數秒，莫喨的自然反應就是默默走人。有點驚慌。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qyQDppIDJ
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為什麼會有人要找我啊？為什麼那個非人類會想找我啊？34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJoEnZBZNv
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而且為什麼還是用那麼正式的學生會公告？！！34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhr0U7tyoF
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事實證明，就算莫喨再怎麼裝死，傳說中的學生會長後援會的力量是相當強大的。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOd4wZNNUC
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不出24小時，莫喨的祖宗十八代資料就被各方人等奉到學生會長的辦公桌上。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCAtO3xkgs
更遑論區區他的名字了。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYowRCa18f
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「莫喨！」當他走在路上，耳邊傳來一道有點熟悉但他一點都不想熟悉的聲音時，34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QT2vHVTGV
莫喨的本能告訴他你應該快點離開。但殘酷的現實卻是同行的同學的提醒：「莫喨，34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPR3WtMuxs
學生會長找你欸！」同學似乎有點興奮，畢竟大部分的人還是不太會遇到學生會長吧。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVz4gNESX6Z
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雖然只是一起倒垃圾，但畢竟多少也有點交情吧，你何苦提醒我如此可怕的現實。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTzzv437gq
迫於同學的期待，莫喨憂傷的停下腳步、面無表情地轉過頭：「你找我有事嗎，會長？」34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6dRCtIuLU
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「啊，真的是你。你跟資料上差好多哦，瘦了一大圈，害我懷疑了一下呢。」時耀祖笑得34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXXeLS5ek7
很開心。講了一串莫喨有點理解卻又無法理解的話語。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmfaKGKT2G
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莫喨在學校的個人資料裡，放的是小時候還很圓潤、有朝氣的照片。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqubGD9FLh
雖然臉型有點不同，不過輪廓還是一樣，頂多被人當成比較年輕的時候的照片，34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2ZQ7wUqjh
固然不像，但也沒有到真的辨認不能的地步。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42pVG59Sji
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反過來說，拿現在的照片跟以前的放一起，別人說是兄弟非同一人的可能性其實也不小。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKfB7ra69f
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莫喨難以理解的是，他們無冤無仇，時耀祖何苦公開通緝他呢？34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGNs6xyal2
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從那天起，34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy25s0bMSGI
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開始了時耀祖對莫喨莫名其妙的關心，34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8lFOZY9egh
以及對莫喨來說根本就是憑空出現的友好關係。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9w3OLVWqRq
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時耀祖對莫喨的想法總是充滿好奇心，34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLOs9MYQFD
每每逼迫他講出自己對各個人事物的意見與看法，34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8xQPaGQZs
也喜歡跟莫喨作議題討論和分析，34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3srsNItWD
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有時連莫喨自己都忍不住會相信他們真的是一方很強勢的朋友關係。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOK7Awrt82G
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但，怎麼可能啊？34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3yY6rEcfjG
跟外星人當朋友？算了吧。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUKQfkYXZG2
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哪有那麼莫名其妙的友誼啊......而且莫喨確信自己根本是被強迫中獎。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxeQCiJTEu1
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「咦？你中獎了哦？」時耀祖困惑了下，端起一貫的笑容：「恭喜啊。」34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnstgZPNG6
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「不，我想的明明就是強迫中獎，那只是一種形容詞！」真的認識對方之後，莫喨想遠離34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXleYUmY4Ka
對方的慾望只有更加強烈。過目不忘的超強記憶，可以聽到人心思考的能力......34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmJwtDzchA
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天啊，這種超現實的設定根本就很不合理啊！34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZK7zVJPek
原來他那個朋友是惦惦吃三碗飯的人，可以去當算命師了！鐵口直斷──果然是外星人！34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LRXP5khtV
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「我不是外星人，那我下次可以去讓你朋友算命嗎？」時耀祖輕笑。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlw4oGemAaT
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「......」但莫喨一直覺得，每次都能成功誤解或斷章取義的心聽能力好像有那麼點遜。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwckWysihbv
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「你今天找我做什麼？」從那次垃圾因緣開始，莫喨已經被強迫跟時耀祖當好朋友總計34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIUtAmZNbT
達第一百二十三天。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbdNJrZpPQ
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「哦，我想問你一件事情。」時耀祖此時方想起今天找莫喨的正事。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSj27BKuUYj
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「讓你問。」反正就算不讓他問也會被逼到不得不回答。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfajXoyT6zg
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「你是不是很討厭我？」時耀祖嚴肅地看著莫喨。兩隻眼直直盯著他。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamdQoqs3dH
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「......不會啊。」雖然是個怪人，不過是不討厭。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQLjiaPBkl
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「太好了！這麼說來你願意跟我交往囉！」34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSL3IsY9ilc
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時耀祖頓時眉開眼笑，愉快地抱住莫喨。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWnEtxMnYJ
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莫喨一時腦神經斷線......等等誰快告訴我我什麼時候答應要跟他交往了？34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWgqoJlB0N
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準確來說，這個人根本沒有詢問我意願吧？34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqSxsVFHU1
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「有啊。」時耀祖認真的澄清。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZaaDGm3fl
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「什麼時候？」34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCxhuXpRKv
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「剛剛。」時耀祖面不改色，彷彿他說的是事實......才怪啦！34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTPRUY5uzh
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到底他哪隻耳朵聽到他自己有問了啊？34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡryyK5GSxhR
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「那我問你一個問題。」34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0BndNBKsf
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「你問。」34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhWSZY1kGi
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「為什麼情侶會交往？」34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdowxG3U9kJ
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「啊？因為互相喜歡吧。」我哪知道。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwVbMLP9pO
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「沒錯，那我問你，討厭的相反詞是什麼？」34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBcUWdSiJT
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「喜歡啊。」到底在廢話什麼？34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjbCro2qkQ
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「這就對了啊！我剛剛不是問你，你是不是討厭我嗎？」時耀祖得意洋洋自信滿滿的說。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8AQcmkCnyB
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「是有這一句......」但關聯性在哪？34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzFDvO151r
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「你說不討厭我。」時耀祖很興奮的強調。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8bnYLQiVl
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我是說了......欸？34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMkFe2N9fn
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不討厭→喜歡→互相喜歡→答應交往34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡis5qn6iiKN
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「沒錯，就是這樣！所以我們從今以後就是情侶關係了！」時耀祖樂呵呵的宣告。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5c45XjOXIp
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等等這也太樂觀太有自信太自我感覺良好了吧？那根本就是有問題的推論啊！34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08l9VwaD8M
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「沒有問題啊，很合邏輯。」哪裡？34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdwiyEvT1r
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「你不用想說服我啦，很有邏輯就是有，事實是不會改變的，我這個人向來擇善固執。」34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GJWq7FN7o
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我求求你不要隨便固執，你憑什麼斷定這是擇善啊！34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQxNeOoV6v
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「呵，喨真害羞。」時耀祖笑著親了我的臉頰，牽起我的手。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnw41YeArTj
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「為了不讓你不安，我明天就去公告讓大家知道我們在一起了。」他體貼的說。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAPxrr4tn5
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不是吧！你到底想做什麼啊？！34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU52ApOsdKA
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公然出櫃這樣真的可以嗎？這裡有這麼開放嗎？34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYDcqFa3YC
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事實證明，莫喨還是低估了外星人的能力，也許是主角威能之類的？34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFC5hFPSDT
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總之，偉大的學生會長在學生會專欄昭告天下、公然出櫃，34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgX88OfItfD
居然還能受到來自各方的支持與讚嘆。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpgDTmrj6y
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包括「勇於面對自己真實性向，也勇於承認，不讓自己屈從社會價值觀而傷害女性，真是34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5pXDbkLfg
偉大了不起的英雄作為啊！」、「對禁忌的愛也能夠包容，真不愧是我們的學生會長啊！34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EovY9UHDl
」等等，諸如此類堪稱莫名其妙的歌頌詞句在校園走動總會聽到、屢見不鮮。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSJTUPClhF
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莫喨也理所當然成為時耀祖的伴侶，經常性地(被強迫)一起出席學生會相關的各大場合。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vGneFh8ZE
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一時傳為美談。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiF67vp0BQX
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從此，莫喨追求平凡的夢想，徹底的猶如一江春水向東流，與平凡二字徹底絕緣。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wqx1EhyoY
低調是種融入血脈的自然生存法則，34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxoAILH794
平凡不起眼則是讓自己活得輕鬆自在的不二法門。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDiTFcJbmj
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一直以來，莫喨都秉持著這樣的原則度日，34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGabGUMR5RP
縱然因此交不到幾個知心好友，但對他來說，一個人也很快樂。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpP2TapFwdi
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跟每個人都保留一點距離，才能保有最美好的記憶。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwrbdXOaI0O
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人跟人，太過親暱，就容易生挾暱，34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj01k0pDLjb
然後，畫下句點。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83riTblgzh
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GAME OVER.34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeISyIL28T4
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莫喨看了太多，所以，他很早就打定了就這樣一輩子的決心。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNyMZTRHwU
當個平凡人，一輩子過著平凡的生活。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYoipWTE0Z
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不要瞧不起這樣的夢想，其實這不會比那種成為總統之類的宏願來得輕鬆。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2jgcxMDNE
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平凡，真的也是一種很偉大的夢想。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93mmsfYhZ6
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莫喨的人生，一切本來都如同莫喨預期的道路前進，直到──34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUh4IoQhHE
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他遇到了他生命中最大的絆腳石。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsG5YAUvtX
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時耀祖，光聽名字就知道這個人絕對是莫喨完全不想接近的人物。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkJGUAj6vA
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無時無刻不追求著讓自己光宗耀祖，開什麼玩笑，這種高調程度莫喨完全不想想像。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7inKWnbES
而不幸的是，時耀祖人如其名，縱使名字有點老氣，本人卻是個光靠那張皮肉都能34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaAoXWKXnA
光宗耀祖的傢伙。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPp2g6NVk9
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套莫喨少得不能再少的朋友的說法：34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KX3tHdroE
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時耀祖？你說那個200%從偶像劇或者是漫畫小說穿越出來的外星人嗎？34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJyXFf9b3pL
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說起這個人的性格，基本款就是樂觀開朗、溫柔體貼、幽默風趣、自信滿滿、擇善固執，34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFo5a4RMeK3
進階款簡而言之就是個完人或該是說不少人心目中的「神」。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PfX9I170q
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所以早說他不是人了啊。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRvvOKINOJ
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離題了。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5M9yAFxJe
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不過，即使到現在，34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNTzAK6H8F
莫喨還真的弄不懂那顆臭石頭究竟是怎麼讓他招惹上的。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMVvYioCrP
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「為什麼我會跟你有交集哦？」時耀祖認真的想了想，「啊、我想起來了，34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3jYoT8V7w
因為少了一個人。」34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpEjtudjTg
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「什麼？」這個人果然是外星人，莫喨完全無法理解他到底想起來什麼？34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrkFNkOVjI
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「我不是外星人啦！運動會的時候啊，不是有學生會長的演講嗎？那時候我站在講台上，34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Q6r289Hm8
整場演講從開始到結束，剛好少了一個人。」時耀祖解釋。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzdIoECZF1
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「少了一個人？」莫喨眉頭皺得死緊，為什麼要去注意這種事情啊......34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Tnwl0jegd
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「因為我那時候專心演講沒注意到是誰走掉了啊，想說有點擔心，身為學生會長應該要34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSx0ESgr8i
關心所有學生才行，居然還有被我遺漏的學生。所以就格外留心了一下。」時耀祖34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxwDXisGBL
理所當然地說著其實有點詭異的理論和原因。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQuWn5ZWqE
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「......」不需要吧？並不需要吧！關心所有學生你會過勞死吧。你何苦去注意一個不過34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWn3IVRsy9U
就是不想聽你演講所以故意趁著大家注意力都不在的時候偷溜走的學生啊！34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hdazcQxia
莫喨腹誹著對方。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv96v5ZqunU
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「不會累死啦，我只是想關心一下啊。有人走掉表示我的表現不夠好，需要反省檢討的。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcF7VLzV8eR
嘿嘿，也幸好我有去注意，不然就不會遇到我心愛的喨了。」時耀祖笑得很開心，34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKxpCh4QIJ
對情人的關心(?)自顧自地感到溫暖，對於當初那件事情只有滿心的驕傲。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cus8E6VFT
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「......」其實我真的沒那麼想遇到你的，真的。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbj2p35ReP
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時耀祖有點委屈的咬嘴唇：「可是我很愛喨欸......」34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQjRljqWLh
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莫喨內心不禁有點哀傷，就算縱容著情人撒嬌似地自然而然摟住自己，34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qtPj5zeBo
莫喨還是對於這個平凡人生的巨大絆腳石感到滿心無奈。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYG064tzP4
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事情的開端，是一張張貼在學生會公告欄的尋人啟事。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuu2EMpnowa
雖然畫質有點差，但是莫喨還是能輕而易舉地看出那個被尋找的人正是他自己。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXcA8K3ten
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「......」沉默數秒，莫喨的自然反應就是默默走人。有點驚慌。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qyQDppIDJ
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為什麼會有人要找我啊？為什麼那個非人類會想找我啊？34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJoEnZBZNv
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而且為什麼還是用那麼正式的學生會公告？！！34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhr0U7tyoF
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事實證明，就算莫喨再怎麼裝死，傳說中的學生會長後援會的力量是相當強大的。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOd4wZNNUC
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不出24小時，莫喨的祖宗十八代資料就被各方人等奉到學生會長的辦公桌上。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCAtO3xkgs
更遑論區區他的名字了。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYowRCa18f
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「莫喨！」當他走在路上，耳邊傳來一道有點熟悉但他一點都不想熟悉的聲音時，34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QT2vHVTGV
莫喨的本能告訴他你應該快點離開。但殘酷的現實卻是同行的同學的提醒：「莫喨，34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPR3WtMuxs
學生會長找你欸！」同學似乎有點興奮，畢竟大部分的人還是不太會遇到學生會長吧。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVz4gNESX6Z
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雖然只是一起倒垃圾，但畢竟多少也有點交情吧，你何苦提醒我如此可怕的現實。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTzzv437gq
迫於同學的期待，莫喨憂傷的停下腳步、面無表情地轉過頭：「你找我有事嗎，會長？」34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6dRCtIuLU
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「啊，真的是你。你跟資料上差好多哦，瘦了一大圈，害我懷疑了一下呢。」時耀祖笑得34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXXeLS5ek7
很開心。講了一串莫喨有點理解卻又無法理解的話語。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmfaKGKT2G
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莫喨在學校的個人資料裡，放的是小時候還很圓潤、有朝氣的照片。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqubGD9FLh
雖然臉型有點不同，不過輪廓還是一樣，頂多被人當成比較年輕的時候的照片，34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2ZQ7wUqjh
固然不像，但也沒有到真的辨認不能的地步。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42pVG59Sji
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反過來說，拿現在的照片跟以前的放一起，別人說是兄弟非同一人的可能性其實也不小。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKfB7ra69f
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莫喨難以理解的是，他們無冤無仇，時耀祖何苦公開通緝他呢？34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGNs6xyal2
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從那天起，34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy25s0bMSGI
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開始了時耀祖對莫喨莫名其妙的關心，34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8lFOZY9egh
以及對莫喨來說根本就是憑空出現的友好關係。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9w3OLVWqRq
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時耀祖對莫喨的想法總是充滿好奇心，34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLOs9MYQFD
每每逼迫他講出自己對各個人事物的意見與看法，34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8xQPaGQZs
也喜歡跟莫喨作議題討論和分析，34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3srsNItWD
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有時連莫喨自己都忍不住會相信他們真的是一方很強勢的朋友關係。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOK7Awrt82G
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但，怎麼可能啊？34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3yY6rEcfjG
跟外星人當朋友？算了吧。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUKQfkYXZG2
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哪有那麼莫名其妙的友誼啊......而且莫喨確信自己根本是被強迫中獎。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxeQCiJTEu1
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「咦？你中獎了哦？」時耀祖困惑了下，端起一貫的笑容：「恭喜啊。」34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnstgZPNG6
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「不，我想的明明就是強迫中獎，那只是一種形容詞！」真的認識對方之後，莫喨想遠離34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXleYUmY4Ka
對方的慾望只有更加強烈。過目不忘的超強記憶，可以聽到人心思考的能力......34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmJwtDzchA
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天啊，這種超現實的設定根本就很不合理啊！34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZK7zVJPek
原來他那個朋友是惦惦吃三碗飯的人，可以去當算命師了！鐵口直斷──果然是外星人！34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LRXP5khtV
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「我不是外星人，那我下次可以去讓你朋友算命嗎？」時耀祖輕笑。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlw4oGemAaT
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「......」但莫喨一直覺得，每次都能成功誤解或斷章取義的心聽能力好像有那麼點遜。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwckWysihbv
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「你今天找我做什麼？」從那次垃圾因緣開始，莫喨已經被強迫跟時耀祖當好朋友總計34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIUtAmZNbT
達第一百二十三天。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbdNJrZpPQ
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「哦，我想問你一件事情。」時耀祖此時方想起今天找莫喨的正事。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSj27BKuUYj
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「讓你問。」反正就算不讓他問也會被逼到不得不回答。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfajXoyT6zg
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「你是不是很討厭我？」時耀祖嚴肅地看著莫喨。兩隻眼直直盯著他。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamdQoqs3dH
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「......不會啊。」雖然是個怪人，不過是不討厭。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQLjiaPBkl
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「太好了！這麼說來你願意跟我交往囉！」34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSL3IsY9ilc
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時耀祖頓時眉開眼笑，愉快地抱住莫喨。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWnEtxMnYJ
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莫喨一時腦神經斷線......等等誰快告訴我我什麼時候答應要跟他交往了？34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWgqoJlB0N
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準確來說，這個人根本沒有詢問我意願吧？34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqSxsVFHU1
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「有啊。」時耀祖認真的澄清。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZaaDGm3fl
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「什麼時候？」34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCxhuXpRKv
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「剛剛。」時耀祖面不改色，彷彿他說的是事實......才怪啦！34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTPRUY5uzh
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到底他哪隻耳朵聽到他自己有問了啊？34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡryyK5GSxhR
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「那我問你一個問題。」34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0BndNBKsf
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「你問。」34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhWSZY1kGi
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「為什麼情侶會交往？」34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdowxG3U9kJ
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「啊？因為互相喜歡吧。」我哪知道。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwVbMLP9pO
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「沒錯，那我問你，討厭的相反詞是什麼？」34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBcUWdSiJT
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「喜歡啊。」到底在廢話什麼？34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjbCro2qkQ
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「這就對了啊！我剛剛不是問你，你是不是討厭我嗎？」時耀祖得意洋洋自信滿滿的說。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8AQcmkCnyB
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「是有這一句......」但關聯性在哪？34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzFDvO151r
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「你說不討厭我。」時耀祖很興奮的強調。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8bnYLQiVl
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我是說了......欸？34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMkFe2N9fn
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不討厭→喜歡→互相喜歡→答應交往34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡis5qn6iiKN
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「沒錯，就是這樣！所以我們從今以後就是情侶關係了！」時耀祖樂呵呵的宣告。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5c45XjOXIp
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等等這也太樂觀太有自信太自我感覺良好了吧？那根本就是有問題的推論啊！34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08l9VwaD8M
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「沒有問題啊，很合邏輯。」哪裡？34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdwiyEvT1r
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「你不用想說服我啦，很有邏輯就是有，事實是不會改變的，我這個人向來擇善固執。」34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GJWq7FN7o
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我求求你不要隨便固執，你憑什麼斷定這是擇善啊！34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQxNeOoV6v
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「呵，喨真害羞。」時耀祖笑著親了我的臉頰，牽起我的手。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnw41YeArTj
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「為了不讓你不安，我明天就去公告讓大家知道我們在一起了。」他體貼的說。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAPxrr4tn5
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不是吧！你到底想做什麼啊？！34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU52ApOsdKA
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公然出櫃這樣真的可以嗎？這裡有這麼開放嗎？34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYDcqFa3YC
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事實證明，莫喨還是低估了外星人的能力，也許是主角威能之類的？34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFC5hFPSDT
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總之，偉大的學生會長在學生會專欄昭告天下、公然出櫃，34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgX88OfItfD
居然還能受到來自各方的支持與讚嘆。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpgDTmrj6y
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包括「勇於面對自己真實性向，也勇於承認，不讓自己屈從社會價值觀而傷害女性，真是34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5pXDbkLfg
偉大了不起的英雄作為啊！」、「對禁忌的愛也能夠包容，真不愧是我們的學生會長啊！34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EovY9UHDl
」等等，諸如此類堪稱莫名其妙的歌頌詞句在校園走動總會聽到、屢見不鮮。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSJTUPClhF
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莫喨也理所當然成為時耀祖的伴侶，經常性地(被強迫)一起出席學生會相關的各大場合。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vGneFh8ZE
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一時傳為美談。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiF67vp0BQX
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從此，莫喨追求平凡的夢想，徹底的猶如一江春水向東流，與平凡二字徹底絕緣。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wqx1EhyoY
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迄今。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUiYRnIEYS
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「那時候的喨真是很害羞呢。」憶起告白的場景，時耀祖笑得甜蜜。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77dzJKkyde
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「......」縱然已經隨著時間(被迫)真的對這個「情人」投入深深的感情，但莫喨心中34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1V7nmAf86
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始終有著這樣的渴望──34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHKLfCVStX
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「你個混帳臭石頭！！不討厭你不等於我喜歡你啊！！！」34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BsUovIMRr
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......眨眨眼，時耀祖天真無邪地看著親愛的戀人，笑了：34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0g9fG6GLu
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「那又怎麼樣？你現在不是很愛我了嗎？」34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwoyruDVb9A
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莫喨動作一滯，不甘心的悶聲應道：「是啦我很愛你啦......」34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvai6l0qWyd
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「那就好啦，我也最愛你了哦，我親愛的喨。」34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBAxXU64Uk
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溫柔的，自信的，時耀祖給了戀人一個大大的擁抱和KISS。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzMOd0XGjGN
不管經過怎麼樣，總之，是HAPPY ENDING就好啦。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNvGoFpJQH8
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不討厭，就是有機會喜歡啊。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnlqs6wJBu
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時耀祖，一個樂觀開朗、溫柔體貼、幽默風趣、自信滿滿、擇善固執的男人。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2013qep4h3
有著過目不忘的超強記憶力和讀心能力。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YFgH0lQPl
34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWQXRuki4A
莫喨，一個力求平凡，深受時耀祖所有優點所迫害的男人。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMZZiQ5PZW
打從愚人節那天的相遇起，日後每逢4/1都會讓他深深感受到老天給他開的大玩笑。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡreh02iMQg7
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雖然如此這般不過是很幸福的一對戀人。(現在進行式)
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迄今。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUiYRnIEYS
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「那時候的喨真是很害羞呢。」憶起告白的場景，時耀祖笑得甜蜜。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77dzJKkyde
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「......」縱然已經隨著時間(被迫)真的對這個「情人」投入深深的感情，但莫喨心中34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1V7nmAf86
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始終有著這樣的渴望──34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHKLfCVStX
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「你個混帳臭石頭！！不討厭你不等於我喜歡你啊！！！」34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BsUovIMRr
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......眨眨眼，時耀祖天真無邪地看著親愛的戀人，笑了：34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0g9fG6GLu
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「那又怎麼樣？你現在不是很愛我了嗎？」34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwoyruDVb9A
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莫喨動作一滯，不甘心的悶聲應道：「是啦我很愛你啦......」34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvai6l0qWyd
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「那就好啦，我也最愛你了哦，我親愛的喨。」34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBAxXU64Uk
34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fsDHDJ6J7
溫柔的，自信的，時耀祖給了戀人一個大大的擁抱和KISS。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzMOd0XGjGN
不管經過怎麼樣，總之，是HAPPY ENDING就好啦。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNvGoFpJQH8
34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJqtFqkVpX
34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44hvubc547
34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdRXa99KUx
不討厭，就是有機會喜歡啊。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnlqs6wJBu
34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfA1iPApGR
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<Fin>34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvly0fpd9J
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時耀祖，一個樂觀開朗、溫柔體貼、幽默風趣、自信滿滿、擇善固執的男人。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2013qep4h3
有著過目不忘的超強記憶力和讀心能力。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YFgH0lQPl
34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWQXRuki4A
莫喨，一個力求平凡，深受時耀祖所有優點所迫害的男人。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMZZiQ5PZW
打從愚人節那天的相遇起，日後每逢4/1都會讓他深深感受到老天給他開的大玩笑。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡreh02iMQg7
34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDeE9KFlToV
雖然如此這般不過是很幸福的一對戀人。(現在進行式)
