读者们好,我就是死神飘零。736Please respect copyright.PENANA4qdVgbHW5C
打从我出生的第一天起,我就开始执行我的工作了。736Please respect copyright.PENANAyJlSzwKvXX
只要做满了100年,我就能升天了。736Please respect copyright.PENANA9PYbids2OU
平时有空的时候,我都在街上溜达。736Please respect copyright.PENANA6NefEbgKWl
你别看我平时带走生命的时候都很邪恶,其实我是善良的。736Please respect copyright.PENANAnUKQQyAhsX
有一次我在街上溜达时,碰见了一位被几个身材高大魁梧的少年欺负时,736Please respect copyright.PENANA6AtVHRqnPO
我让他们中风,全身瘫痪在床了。736Please respect copyright.PENANAF1RSVcz99b
其实,你不要以为我每次都很空闲去伸张正义,其实死神这个职位是很忙的。736Please respect copyright.PENANASVlCPALOJH
我每天都要到世界各地去带走生命,带走成千上万的生命。736Please respect copyright.PENANAqI4j5FuAgn
出于文化与语言的影响,有时候还会不知要如何与那些亡灵们沟通 ,736Please respect copyright.PENANA9LCzAU94lQ
导致了我还要去进修各国的语言。736Please respect copyright.PENANAtjQqGfoYMU
有时候,当固执上帝不满人类时,硬是要发动了天灾人祸,736Please respect copyright.PENANArgaZdRtstV
导致,了一堆生物死亡,736Please respect copyright.PENANAm8RqaqP1A9
还到我们死神根本没有休息的时间。(不要告诉祂哦)736Please respect copyright.PENANAObcMGX4zXf
每当海啸发生时,我又要加班了;736Please respect copyright.PENANAetFbzOslzK
每当地震发生时,我又要加班了;736Please respect copyright.PENANAwIGwWJFO80
每当瘟疫发生时,我又要加班了;736Please respect copyright.PENANAyGl6WR9oAp
每当人类发动战争时,我又要加班了;736Please respect copyright.PENANATz6GjvgmmB
搞到我们一点休息时间都没有。叹啊~736Please respect copyright.PENANAJZ2K40kfWW
每次,当我要把生命带往天堂或地狱时,736Please respect copyright.PENANAQhOozIXRrj
只能带他们乘坐我那小小辆,破烂不堪,只能承载三人的小船,736Please respect copyright.PENANAottmFksJgm
害的我要不停地来回人间与天堂地狱。736Please respect copyright.PENANA4UWcgiYXvn
要是上谁能烧一艘渡轮给我多么好啊!我一定会感激他的!736Please respect copyright.PENANAudRVBl6tYX
有时候,为了增加收入,我不得不去人间打工。736Please respect copyright.PENANAS6XCDWoZmN
出于对种植的喜爱,我们死神都去稻田打工了。736Please respect copyright.PENANAYDeoZH7tXo
所以,你们看到的死神都带着一把镰刀是因为他们要到稻田去收割了。736Please respect copyright.PENANASl2BQjkS2S
这就是我们死神的日常生活。736Please respect copyright.PENANAk71eFSwCzX
真的很辛苦的。736Please respect copyright.PENANAyhvM7euzJq
所以,你们不要再畏惧我们了,736Please respect copyright.PENANAorWqesCRRn
死亡只是生命的其中一个过程而已。
所以,
不要再去投诉,害我们失业,736Please respect copyright.PENANAvWTAflHudZ
不要随便发动战争,736Please respect copyright.PENANAkQwHL6AvwA
不要再玩火自焚了,736Please respect copyright.PENANApU4VpMV2H7
不要在自杀了。736Please respect copyright.PENANAlQ0QLeQtcb
求求你们,我们死神真的很忙的。736Please respect copyright.PENANAi8sI7zmMDO
我们的生命只有短短的一百五十年。736Please respect copyright.PENANAh5FOSybeBV
当中的一百年都拿来服侍你们了。736Please respect copyright.PENANAbALlh3yhFf
就此。736Please respect copyright.PENANAF0VXOVZ8RK
736Please respect copyright.PENANASE0Waypn41
哦,还有哦,我现在可能就站在你旁边。