我行出門口,過去隔籬屋睇下,但敲咗幾次門都無人應。43Please respect copyright.PENANAo0tIRmzLxP
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「…呢度又無人,你唔使咁怕醜喎…」43Please respect copyright.PENANAiqYMy3919L
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忽然間,我聽到後樓梯傳出一啲聲音。43Please respect copyright.PENANAAHw33p6mKR
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我順住啲聲,好好奇咁行過去睇下。43Please respect copyright.PENANAoiB617CJRX
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之後喺門嚹中見到隔籬屋個女人同24號,喺後樓梯度拉拉扯扯。43Please respect copyright.PENANAQbvgKVsUJB
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「…對唔住,我同人類唔可以有太親密嘅接觸,既然我已經幫你搬完嘢,咁我都係告辭先…」43Please respect copyright.PENANAoXuBoh5bw2
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「喂呀,人地家陣全身㷫烚烚,你唔係咁唔領情、拒絕人地下話?」43Please respect copyright.PENANAfQEpBgk8fj
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隔籬屋個女人一邊講,一邊伸隻手入去24號嘅褲浪。43Please respect copyright.PENANAEAKWzjjPA5
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嘩!咁搞法,仲得了嘅!?43Please respect copyright.PENANAYOV4dzW7cz
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學琴日24號話齋,若然人類同攪珠波有過於親密嘅接觸,咁就會產生「轉移效應」。43Please respect copyright.PENANA2XCGCdiGIB
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到時隔籬屋個女人同24號交換咗身份,咁咪大擰樂?!43Please respect copyright.PENANAWBHLb9HHln
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趁佢地未鑄成大錯,我拿拿臨推開道門,行過去阻止佢地。43Please respect copyright.PENANAQoU77jEEwG
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隔籬屋個女人一見到我行入嚟,就立即抽返隻手出嚟。43Please respect copyright.PENANAamMgO49AaS
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我同個女人講:「喂!你唔好喺度手多多、摸身摸勢喎,你信唔信我話俾你條仔知,你喺度勾佬。」43Please respect copyright.PENANA8f3apBizIB
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「你無證無據,得把口講,你估我條仔信我定信你?」43Please respect copyright.PENANAgrrruy3VvD
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「我有證據架,頭先我影咗相,影住你摸佢條j。」43Please respect copyright.PENANAi3ZCftRbIc
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「影咗相?咁拎嚟睇下,睇下你影得我上唔上鏡,清唔清楚?」43Please respect copyright.PENANAFoeThLvF2z
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本來我諗住大下佢,點知條八婆完全唔卸我。43Please respect copyright.PENANAHJstclLOze
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「點呀?拎唔到出嚟,咁即係無影到啦!」43Please respect copyright.PENANAYxOzshOCHH
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「拿!總之我同你講,你唔好再掂佢,同埋唔好再勾引佢,否則我就對你唔客氣!」43Please respect copyright.PENANA6glRoBGSov
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「你地兩個gay架?你係咪驚我搶走你條仔?」43Please respect copyright.PENANAxszDXnPiiF
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「癡線,我先唔係gay。」43Please respect copyright.PENANArrtjH3s3I9
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「唔係gay你又咁緊張?」43Please respect copyright.PENANASQgZpqUgFo
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「算啦,我地唔想同你講咁多,係咁先。」43Please respect copyright.PENANAQmyJQkOBgU
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隔籬屋個女人伸隻手出嚟攔住我地:「喂,佢唔搞得,咁你得唔得呀?」43Please respect copyright.PENANA7X60qNpXDs
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呢條女肯定係平時俾人喂得唔夠飽,家下發姣發到上曬面。43Please respect copyright.PENANAYX4jtCF0SD
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咁又難怪嘅,佢同佢條仔淨係初一十五先扑嘢,餵唔飽係正常嘅。43Please respect copyright.PENANAiRfGCfuk66
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雖然佢嘅相頭一般,但身材還算幾好,如果平時佢咁樣撩我嘅話,我一定砌佢。43Please respect copyright.PENANAusWkHPEpKR
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可惜嘅係,呢一刻嘅我都係一粒攪珠波,因此若然我同搞嘢嘅話,咁又會產生「轉移效應」。43Please respect copyright.PENANAqADIPJ0c7s
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到時佢變咗粒攪珠波咁就大劑。43Please respect copyright.PENANA0oEOn3iRjR
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所以,無論我心入面幾想屌佢都好,我都只能say no。43Please respect copyright.PENANAxDhTRCDOYE
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「妖!死基佬!」43Please respect copyright.PENANAI3i5HeWUeb
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我地走嘅時候,條八婆鬧我地一句「死基佬」。43Please respect copyright.PENANAkliXTmNVjR
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24號問我咩係死基佬。43Please respect copyright.PENANAaufdZrvb7I
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我就話:「『死基佬』係一個暗示語嚟,如果以後有人亂咁掂你,你就對佢大嗌一句『我係死基佬』,咁佢就會彈開架啦。」43Please respect copyright.PENANAZSZ4wi7EkK
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「哦~原來係咁~」
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