熟悉的1A教室內,桌子的佈局和平時有些不一樣,有⼀張由數張學⽣桌組成的⼤桌⼦,幾個⼈正圍著這張⼤桌⼦戰戰兢兢地坐著,眼⾓不時瞄向敞開著的⼤⾨。402Please respect copyright.PENANAnTOh5j6ktn
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經過的旁人都能嗅到房內那種肅殺的味道。402Please respect copyright.PENANA0DbWZMUV6a
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「⽼實說,我們甚麼都沒有討論過,⼀會兒要怎樣應付『她』?」402Please respect copyright.PENANA2IbFHFrmCX
天才,班會會計一臉嫌棄地說。402Please respect copyright.PENANAdjPfz2WSR3
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「事情發⽣得太突然,這次真的要靠⼤家臨場表現了。」班會主席羅晨西緊盯著大門說。402Please respect copyright.PENANAk4RHNsG8Qr
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班會文書林正君咬著下唇,聲音微微發抖:「臨場表現?你不是在開玩笑吧?」402Please respect copyright.PENANAdo7y7Zu1L5
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「噓!」羅晨西聽到門外一絲動靜,連忙示意大家安靜。402Please respect copyright.PENANAV4m99q6AJd
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「噠、噠、噠⋯⋯」在⼤家不再說話後,⾨外的腳步聲越發明顯。402Please respect copyright.PENANAi9xMpyFVG8
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聽到這個有點熟悉的腳步聲,眾⼈⾯⾯相覷。402Please respect copyright.PENANAgO0rSXL9wy
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「糟了!」羅晨西第一個回過神,意識到大事不妙。402Please respect copyright.PENANAJ6BbDzgfEt
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他⽴即狂打眼⾊。402Please respect copyright.PENANA7v4NTaOZsa
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班會的副主席,Queenie的⼿在桌上掃了⼀圈。402Please respect copyright.PENANAqumid6G22Z
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羅晨西堅定地點頭。402Please respect copyright.PENANAbvuBchKNM0
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Queenie⽐了個「ok」的⼿勢。402Please respect copyright.PENANApEiDuleOMu
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「他們兩個都在交流甚麼?」另外兩人驚訝地看著這個情景。402Please respect copyright.PENANAVy0p3aN7mN
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孫老師一踏進教室,滿臉狐疑地掃視大家,用一貫的壓迫聲音問:「你們剛剛在那邊擠眉弄眼什麼?」402Please respect copyright.PENANAidzsEzBPvE
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「第⼀關⽐想像中的更早來到。」羅晨西不動聲⾊,在腦海中急速搜索着應對之策。402Please respect copyright.PENANADsBneQxLLQ
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要怎樣才能避免激怒孫⽼師?這是⼀個1A班全體同學正在研究的課題。402Please respect copyright.PENANAYesyQQGlnR
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當中有⼀位同學的筆記本中,就有記載與此相關的資料。 按照該同學整理的案例分析,以下三種情況激怒孫⽼師的機會可說是相當⾼。402Please respect copyright.PENANAJT9qK6KMkj
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⼀、作出違反杏壇中學校規的⾏為。402Please respect copyright.PENANApG1Vkwa6Df
⼆、在她⼼情不好的時候(可能是⽣理期) ,嘗試和她理論。402Please respect copyright.PENANA3XYZGX6Cme
三、不慎應對她提出的問題導致她⼼情變差。402Please respect copyright.PENANAvMbdg8UWWh
(超過⼀半案例的成因出⾃此列,令⼈遺憾的是,我們未能找到有效的預防⽅法。)402Please respect copyright.PENANA9bd9xPyCLk
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順帶一提,開學至今被抓出來罵的同學,比起第一次統計再多出了8人,已經佔到全班的50%。402Please respect copyright.PENANAIynsbnFlO2
——摘錄⾃該筆記本的總結部分402Please respect copyright.PENANALBWmT9SBWU
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以下的這些,就是1A班⾯對的⽇常。
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「叮、 噹、 叮、 噹——叮、 噹、 叮、 噹——」八點整,鐘聲響起,李宜光氣喘吁吁地衝進教室。402Please respect copyright.PENANA0uiMH6v03A
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「停下來!」孫⽼師的臉上已經⾁眼可⾒地⽣氣。402Please respect copyright.PENANAFOhPMmvA46
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李宜光被孫⽼師的⼤聲訓斥嚇得站在原地,不知道該如何是好。402Please respect copyright.PENANAtBYblCgKcj
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「出去!」孫老師大喝一聲,接著開始一條條地羅列出罪狀。402Please respect copyright.PENANAV2Jqdo9ePE
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「第⼀,你沒有敲⾨就進來!」402Please respect copyright.PENANAldlcgy1FqS
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「第⼆,你為甚麼會遲到?」402Please respect copyright.PENANACBRW5rNZ5a
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「我今天剛好錯過了⼀輛⼩巴。」李宜光如實報告。402Please respect copyright.PENANAVVBnvSOYDy
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「這些不是合理的原因!」孫老師憤怒地大吼著。402Please respect copyright.PENANAbtw8cq2Z4w
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「不是?是你叫我交代原因的?」李宜光⼼裡腹誹。402Please respect copyright.PENANAllXTy58I0N
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李宜光在這⼀天深刻體會到這種被針對的感覺,實在是很不好受。
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「林正君,為甚麼你的中⽂作業會在我的桌上?」孫⽼師把作業遞給林正君,看上去很平靜。402Please respect copyright.PENANAHMSHr08qfw
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「啊?我昨天⽣病了,所以今早我把作業順便連同請假條⼀起交到你桌上了。」⼀臉無辜的林正君沒察覺到任何異常。402Please respect copyright.PENANAhKfyF3MnQe
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孫⽼師情緒上的爆發,往往只需要⼀瞬間。402Please respect copyright.PENANA5V0Tpq23nj
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「順便?你是在順便個甚麼啦?你真的覺得我是⼀個被你當成順便的⼯具嗎?」孫⽼師就像精神錯亂⼀樣瞬間炸開, 抓住⼀個字眼借題發揮。402Please respect copyright.PENANAj4zH4XtIk1
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被氣勢壓過的林正君,由始⾄終沒有為他⾃⼰抗辯,只是在害怕地抖個不停。
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即使發生了這麼多,總會有人學不乖。402Please respect copyright.PENANAkDKSoMUwbp
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「有嗎?」⾯對孫⽼師的質疑,天才第⼀個跳出來裝傻。
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羅晨西內心的警鈴大作。
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不要質疑孫⽼師啊!402Please respect copyright.PENANADaJLfbKzur
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「這就是那個甚麼,最近很流⾏的狼⼈殺!」Queenie眨眼間編了⼀個理由。
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羅晨西馬上冷靜下來。
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太好了,就順著說下去吧。402Please respect copyright.PENANA86JnCz7t2s
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「對,其實有同學建議我們班會在旅⾏⽇舉辦狼⼈殺遊戲,所以我們在進⾏著情景模擬。」羅晨西趁機補充上細節,嘗試展⽰班會並⾮對旅⾏⽇毫無準備的假象。402Please respect copyright.PENANANYSVz09s3K
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「看來⼤家已經有構思過⼀些旅⾏⽇的活動建議。但你們是打算只預備⼀個活動?」孫⽼師的這個問題,令班會的眾⼈再次感受到她不好打發。402Please respect copyright.PENANAdTZ1zfv05z
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Queenie⽬光別去了⼀旁,天才表⾯上還是笑嘻嘻的,林正君的眼神閃閃縮縮。402Please respect copyright.PENANAUc0m3nFjvp
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羅晨西看著在恐嚇學生的孫老師。
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呃,不然你還想怎樣?真難搞。402Please respect copyright.PENANADZ6s0ta6hl
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⾒沒有⼈發⾔,孫⽼師⼜留下⼀句:「旅⾏⽇的活動時間可是很⻑的。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAMEpS5bozQd
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這句話就像⼀道催命符, ⼀下貼在⼤家的⼼上。402Please respect copyright.PENANAMDuy7D5KAL
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「再不給⼀些回應的話⋯⋯」遲鈍如林正君都讀懂了孫⽼師的⾔外之意。402Please respect copyright.PENANAPMCEXjcoZj
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「會計,請你匯報⼀下班會現在有多少錢。」Queenie⼩⼼翼翼地說。402Please respect copyright.PENANA6K9AFV62OT
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「班會的錢現時有三百三⼗塊。」天才乖乖地照做。402Please respect copyright.PENANAKipYgV9mcs
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「沒錯,這就是我們班會辦活動的資⾦。」Queenie硬著頭⽪說著。402Please respect copyright.PENANAeA7VEEsHSy
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羅晨西的腦細胞急速運轉著。
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很好,先拖延時間讓我想想。402Please respect copyright.PENANAaQIHet4ouS
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「活動分為了⼤家⼀起進⾏的活動,還有⼤家分開⾃⼰進⾏的活動。 」她⼜換上了肯定的語氣,提供了⼀個討論的⽅向。402Please respect copyright.PENANAagVETPibTq
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聽到這番話,羅晨西靈光⼀閃。402Please respect copyright.PENANAX54DRbHy8A
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「其實我們之前有請教過班上其他人,討論全班在旅遊日要做什麼活動,不過目前還沒統一意見。我想最晚後天應該能給您一個答案。」 要渡過這個難關,無⾮是要讓孫⽼師認為他們已經做⾜了準備功夫。402Please respect copyright.PENANAN8utjyBOVL
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這個答案,相信可以清晰展現出班會有在籌備活動上出過⼒。402Please respect copyright.PENANA1z914aehhf
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「明⽩了,最晚後天我要有答覆。」似乎被說服的孫⽼師站了起來,起身走向教室大門。402Please respect copyright.PENANAB0jmwOwYsZ
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看到孫⽼師要離開,班會的所有⼈都鬆了⼀⼝氣。402Please respect copyright.PENANAjoXOeRyUij
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站在⾨旁,孫⽼師⼜道: 「對了,聖誕聯歡會的活動也是時候要討論了。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAnx769xeaFr
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「好,我們會盡快討論的了。」羅晨西禮貌地回說。402Please respect copyright.PENANAPdHW4j6llM
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⽼師⼀離開,所有⼈⾺上把剛才會議中抑壓的盡情宣洩出來。402Please respect copyright.PENANA0aJUlDLpBV
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「無論如何,我想我們現在最重要還是要想出旅⾏⽇的活動。」等大家都發洩得差不多,羅晨西說出了重點。402Please respect copyright.PENANAJXOGvMyWrC
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Queenie看着現在的班會,露出欣慰的眼神。402Please respect copyright.PENANArq9GLUYFOn
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「後天要給答案的話,現在已經沒時間了。」羅晨西拿出⼿機,在班群打出了向其他⼈求救的信息。402Please respect copyright.PENANAU5yQJGCIvI
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這次的會議,只是成功拖延了時間。 決定⽅案需要時間,讓同學同意⽅案同樣需要時間。 這種情況下,可以直接讓所有同學參與討論的班群相信是最優解。402Please respect copyright.PENANA9WzpdCt1lJ
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「拜託了各位,這次不要再在那邊不認真了。」羅晨西在心裡默念。