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但他改了這麼久花名,他從沒有幫自己改過花名。214Please respect copyright.PENANA9jizhWiA45
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任教1A班歷史科的史sir,昨天硬是延遲了⼗五分鐘才肯下課後,就被余創常叫作了『遲放之⿁』。214Please respect copyright.PENANAlACt3IaDpJ
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⼗五分鐘,可以⾜夠⼀個⼈在沒有跳過⽚頭曲的狀態下看完半集動漫;可以⾜夠完成五次杏壇中學的校園遊蹤;可以⾜夠杏壇中學附近所有餐廳由冷清變成爆滿狀態。214Please respect copyright.PENANADiMYml7WrH
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最後,當錯失⿈⾦⼗五分鐘的羅晨西等⼈看⾒即使是連⿆O勞中,外帶⾷物的隊伍⼈⿓也排出店外時,他們就只能到⼩賣部買炒麵充飢。214Please respect copyright.PENANA5RTL35kXCZ
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又一天的上學日,⼩息時段的⼀樓男廁內,幾個人鬼祟地摸進男廁。214Please respect copyright.PENANAP6xCIIJSVe
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「喂,這是杏壇中學,要四個和風牛肉飯,兩個豚骨拉麵,兩杯凍檸水,四杯凍奶茶。能麻煩十二點四十分送來嗎?」羅晨西開著免提,手機瞟著群組,利落點單。214Please respect copyright.PENANAUBYDY3c10c
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「是,就是這麼多沒有錯。另外我想問⼀下你們是會送過來學校正⾨是吧?」214Please respect copyright.PENANAcstcRVtply
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「好的,沒有問題,再⾒。」他掛斷了電話,⻑舒了⼀⼝氣。214Please respect copyright.PENANA5YjF5SsZdE
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羅晨西回頭看著眾⼈,⽰意問題已經解決。214Please respect copyright.PENANAL0frZFop4c
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「班會主席英明!」214Please respect copyright.PENANAUCgoiEHWWT
「我們以後就不⽤擔⼼吃不到午餐了!」214Please respect copyright.PENANA6abGlOI2ka
「如今的我們,即使是⾯對『遲放之⿁』也絲毫不懼!」
眾人笑鬧著附和。214Please respect copyright.PENANAztfjaHErUn
余創常突然拋出⼀個問題:「等等,我們不⽤幫Queenie她們叫外送嗎?」214Please respect copyright.PENANAc0HdfmD2Bf
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「其實Discard 的⽤途是⽤來溝通的,不是⽤來刷bot 經驗的。你沒看到Queenie她們已經有在Discard說她們已經另有打算了嗎?」有同學在⽴刻回應余創常的同時,還不忘偷損⼀下余創常在群組的屁孩舉動。214Please respect copyright.PENANAxxQYJW9GIa
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「錯了,我也是被迫的!你們沒有聽過⼀句話叫『如果故事中出現了⼀把槍,那麼它就應該被發射』嗎?」為了合理化⾃⼰的⾏為,余創常開始解釋。214Please respect copyright.PENANAbiPpwnGd0Q
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「那個bot既然有等級功能,那我們就要活⽤它。只有在群組發送信息,我們才能升級,想要快速升級,就唯有瘋狂發送信息。」214Please respect copyright.PENANAWIHN9Yx2Pw
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「如果不是我另外開了⼀個頻道給你刷經驗,我懷疑現在我們的discard 群組已經變成第⼆個班群了。」想到之前班群的亂象,羅晨西也⼀陣後怕。214Please respect copyright.PENANA7Y6zkZJydr
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「總⽽⾔之,我的洗版是有⽬的性的洗版,和班群中那些沒有意義,為洗版⽽洗版的⾏為完全不同。」余創常作出最後的總結。214Please respect copyright.PENANAJifThyAzRP
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「你說是就是吧。」214Please respect copyright.PENANAfiZke59F5A
「你不是以為你說得很有說服⼒吧?」214Please respect copyright.PENANAxAOAQzCnfl
「你去加⼊杏壇辯論隊吧,它們需要你這樣的『⼈才』。」214Please respect copyright.PENANA9mAxlzFkSY
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理所當然的,余創常即興創作出來的說法沒有得到⼤家的認可。214Please respect copyright.PENANAq6Vj6yUCXu
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香城的9月是雨季的一部份,所以午膳時段下下雨也不是甚麼奇怪的事。214Please respect copyright.PENANAOL0w18OFTF
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午膳時段,⼀⾏⼈正在杏壇中學門外抬著外送的⼤飯盒和飲品走進校舍。214Please respect copyright.PENANAyCPDoSzxzf
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「一個飯盒要這麼多人抬?浪費人力,早知道留在上面刷關了!」李宜光撐著傘嘀咕,雨點打在傘上啪啪作響。214Please respect copyright.PENANANvmlu8P7nh
在杏壇中學校⽅的眼中,李宜光只是⼀個在分班試中低空⾶進精英班,在不⾜半個⽉內,已經⽋交了三份功課的壞學⽣。214Please respect copyright.PENANA0jRy3lacv6
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但在余創常和羅晨西的眼中,他就是被叫「機神」的強大存在。214Please respect copyright.PENANA0UYaACx2mm
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他是這⼀⾏⼈中遊戲技術⽔平最好的⼀位,操作⼿速已經相等於平常⼈的絕對⼿速。平常看起來只會說廢話的他,⼀到聯機玩遊戲的時候,就會搖⾝⼀變成為全場最可靠的⼈。214Please respect copyright.PENANAzEGcOsD1fy
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明明是最沉迷遊戲的人,身形略顯肥胖的他卻擁有著一雙近乎奇蹟般毫無近視的明亮眼眸,眼底下留著的濃重陰影或許是睡眠不足的證據。214Please respect copyright.PENANAZFb3Gkt31m
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「所以為什麼我也會在這裡⋯⋯」不清楚在場的意義,無奈的林正君拿著自己的雨傘跟著⼤隊前進。214Please respect copyright.PENANAGy1Jyom0H7
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羅晨西和林正君展開了⼀段沒有營養的對話。214Please respect copyright.PENANAe8BEpR1K7k
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「林正君,你還以為⾃⼰可以置⾝事外?」214Please respect copyright.PENANAaSzPSatIsl
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「甚麼置⾝事外啊?你們訂外賣本來就不關我的事吧?」214Please respect copyright.PENANAf3tFdug17u
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「其實的確與你無關,就是純粹想將你叫過來淋雨。」214Please respect copyright.PENANA7BXrTMJMlt
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「我就覺得可疑的了!結果還是被騙了過來。」214Please respect copyright.PENANAWv6hMoTAOp
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吵吵鬧鬧的眾⼈很快就回到了1A班。214Please respect copyright.PENANAx7VxFtplDz
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杏壇中學是批准學⽣在午膳時間留在教室吃飯的,因此1A班內仍然有幾位學⽣在默默吃飯。214Please respect copyright.PENANAunExiqwAL1
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「哇,你們去了叫外送嗎?」看著眾⼈帶著⼤飯盒回來,正在吃著炒麵的王欣⾬抬頭發問。214Please respect copyright.PENANAUvUWCRG6mV
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「是啊,我還拿了⼀張宣傳單回來,以後⼤家想點外賣就⽅便多了。」羅晨西在教室內找到⼀個空儲物櫃,把剛搞到⼿的宜傳單塞了進去。214Please respect copyright.PENANAflMWf40fka
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放完宣傳單,羅晨西突然察覺到不對勁的地⽅,問道:「等等,怎麼你會淪落⾄吃⼩賣部的炒麵?」214Please respect copyright.PENANAeMOrJJPYNz
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「功課沒交,被扣了紀律分,午膳時間縮到四十分鐘,待會還得去禁閉室,我能吃什麼?」王欣雨越說越氣,瞪著眼像要找人出氣。214Please respect copyright.PENANA0gzcBB2Ayo
「我之前因為沒交功課被扣分,忘了去禁閉室,結果第⼆天就被告知要去兩天的禁閉室,外加再被扣⼀次紀律分。 」1A班內對禁閉室最為熟悉的李宜光也發話了。214Please respect copyright.PENANAb13dFWQxL4
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「不過,如果你在禁閉室裡⾯表現良好的話,是會被提前放出來的。 」214Please respect copyright.PENANAImqEaAWw3a
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「原來這些校規執⾏得這麼嚴格,不是⽤來嚇⼈的紙⽼虎。」聽到李宜光的分享,羅晨西暗忖。214Please respect copyright.PENANA5Z6HqScVnS
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「哇,還有沒有甚麼認罪扣減三分之⼀刑期,獄中表現良好再扣減三份之⼀刑期的設定?」知道校⽅會為⽋交功課的學⽣準備如此嚴苛的懲罰,余創常忍不住出⾔嘲諷。214Please respect copyright.PENANAXeywxGhT72
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雖然眾⼈對學校的校規感到不快,但說再多也不能夠改變現狀。很快,他們有在抽屜偷偷滑⼿機的,有光明正⼤地呼朋喚友玩⼿機遊戲的,有吃完飯跑去做功課的,沒有再討論這個話題。214Please respect copyright.PENANAT129wBE6tj
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四個男⽣⾃成⼀⾓,玩著⼀款需要四⼈聯機的遊戲。 「你射了去哪裡?」看著⼿上的⼿機屏幕,感到難以置信的李宜光皺著眉頭問他的伙伴。214Please respect copyright.PENANAJJmG765kS2
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「放⼼啦,其實只是節⽬效果⽽已,⼀直都是有驚無險的。」余創常笑著打了個哈哈。214Please respect copyright.PENANA0kJD0XJQsc
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「我不想再充值買復活機會了⋯⋯」已經看到結局的李宜光痛苦地閉上了雙眼。214Please respect copyright.PENANAHbqThp9oVS
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「你們玩手機這麼囂張,要是老師巡查,豈不會被⼀鍋端?」林正君一邊寫功課,一邊聽著旁邊的笑鬧,忍不住提醒。214Please respect copyright.PENANA3Bmc2ZTFKO
「正常來說應該不怕的,因為我中⽂辯論隊的學⻑說⽼師不會有巡查的習慣。再說我們這裡的⾨已經關上,窗簾⼜已經拉了下來,很難從⾛廊看到我們在做甚麼。」羅晨西有理有據地進⾏解說。214Please respect copyright.PENANALqa8RHScZ5
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話剛出口,門鎖咔噠一響。214Please respect copyright.PENANAp7gLajfBlA
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門一開,羅晨西等人瞬間化身戰場老兵,手機刷地塞進抽屜,動作快得像演練過。214Please respect copyright.PENANAiN0Usuv4GT
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看清來⼈只是普通的同學後,羅晨西鬆了⼀⼝氣。 「不⾏了,林正君你還是幫我們到⾨⼝把⼀下⾵吧,我現在深刻地明⽩到⾃⼰有多天真了。」214Please respect copyright.PENANA5i405OOyvp
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剛緩過來的羅晨西已經失去了剛剛解說時的⾃信。214Please respect copyright.PENANAdNErdgHTYq
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林正君放下⼿上的功課,⾛到班房外左顧右盼,活像⼀個正在做虧⼼事的⼩偷。214Please respect copyright.PENANAkBNQjaZWu1
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幸運的是,直到午膳結束的鈴聲響起,林正君都沒有發現有任何⽼師來巡查。214Please respect copyright.PENANA5xXpvA61ay
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同⼀個午膳時間,社⼯室⾨外。214Please respect copyright.PENANAfYR6xoMRlo
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封思諭⼀如往常地倚牆⽽⽴,⼿上抓著⼀本《第二十二條軍規》。214Please respect copyright.PENANA7Fwq5LdCQS
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封思諭認為⾃⼰是⼀個容易分⼼的⼈。 ⼀旦他接收到資訊,他就經常地會⾃動地思考這些資訊有甚麼意思。214Please respect copyright.PENANAHYZruNOuLM
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因此,他無法忍受在看書的時候旁⼈⼀直在向他灌輸不必要的資訊。雖然玩遊戲的⼈溝通的對象不是他,但他們說話的內容總是會溜進封思諭的⽿朵中。214Please respect copyright.PENANAgTfNxwPKuv
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在今天這種情況下,封思諭聽著聽著甚⾄連遊戲中的屬性相剋關係也隱約摸清了,但⾃⼰的閱讀進度則沒有任何進展。214Please respect copyright.PENANACiPU3XEmQd
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意識到⾃⼰不能再這樣下去,封思諭來到了社⼯室⾨外這個他⾃⼰發現的淨⼟。214Please respect copyright.PENANAkd5VLrqNYg
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「如果有⼀天⽼師午膳時間來視察環境的話,我們這⼀班⼀定死傷慘重。」想到了⾃⼰來這裏的原因,封思諭這樣想着。214Please respect copyright.PENANAyeavppjOf4
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「超強颱⾵『⼭⽵』現時距離⾹城西南偏南約⼀百公⾥,⼗號颶⾵信號現正⽣效⋯⋯」214Please respect copyright.PENANA8kQwUTQylf
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然後,⼀場暴⾵⾬即將來臨。