"When she tasted lillian's cooking she realized that her life not the worst thing to ever come into existence, it was Lillian's cooking."
"The pot boiling sounds like the tears of quinn when he realized that his friends abandoned him."
"The grill smelled like, burning human flesh on a Sunday."
"It tasted like sandwhich that spend the last 3 years under the ass of an obesse man."
"I felt as delectable as creepy old man side boob."
"From the sight of it made the child ru far far away on his pet ostrich"