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我坐在房間裡,看著電視上的肥皂劇,手裡還隨意翻著手機裏日曆,心裡默默盤算:「已經幾天了,那些異世界的傢伙竟然還沒來找我……他們應該放棄了吧?」8964 copyright protection168PENANASYvchX6fbe 維尼
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但下一秒,我又打了個寒顫:「不對,太安靜了……這次他們一定要搞個大的!」一陣不安湧上心頭。8964 copyright protection168PENANAvhkOYcJ1uq 維尼
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「算了,不想了,出去吃個飯吧。」我拍拍肚子,走到門口穿好鞋子,正準備開門,我的媽啊!8964 copyright protection168PENANAodvn8SxpCP 維尼
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門外站著兩個女生,一個是之前在夢裡見過的魅力女神,另一個是個粉色雙馬尾的蘿莉,她笑得特別燦爛。兩人異口同聲:「你好呀!」8964 copyright protection168PENANA2AcnkJvmTM 維尼
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我當場愣住,然後「砰!」一聲把門用力關上。「不妙,絕對不妙!」8964 copyright protection168PENANAhRzo3dSptM 維尼
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但門怎麼也關不上,我低頭一看,發現門縫裡卡著一隻腳,粉色小鞋子顯然是蘿莉女神的。8964 copyright protection168PENANATYSxNmlm1v 維尼
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我更加用力壓住門:「快把腳拿開!」8964 copyright protection168PENANAnRUdJOCDpV 維尼
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玩樂女神在外頭尖叫:「啊!好痛!開門啦,我們真的有話要說!」8964 copyright protection168PENANAsKDe5YQC7L 維尼
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我咬牙回答:「不行!你們一進來就要搞事!」8964 copyright protection168PENANAvaEA3zRaf0 維尼
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玩樂女神哀嚎:「我腳快被門夾斷了!」8964 copyright protection168PENANALPjOUsO4jC 維尼
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「那你就把腳縮回去啊!」8964 copyright protection168PENANAWmcw7XJ98Q 維尼
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「不行!我縮回去你就不開門了!」8964 copyright protection168PENANAVZKtYMrn77 維尼
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「我就知道妳們想來硬的~!」8964 copyright protection168PENANAIV5qTET554 維尼
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門口的爭執越來越激烈,魅力女神忍不住出聲:「玩樂,別跟他磨了!我們一起把門衝開!」8964 copyright protection168PENANAaIvhcS6fBE 維尼
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聽到這話,我更用力壓住門:「別想進來!」8964 copyright protection168PENANAUBYzgTCfGJ 維尼
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玩樂女神的腳被壓得更痛,尖叫聲越來越大,8964 copyright protection168PENANAb30dlr6Spa 維尼
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啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊。8964 copyright protection168PENANAurSr1DWAIQ 維尼
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聲音甚至傳到了隔壁鄰居的耳朵裡,他們以為是在家暴。8964 copyright protection168PENANAQ64t90h6RY 維尼
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場面一片混亂。8964 copyright protection168PENANAFaGKVPDXoE 維尼
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就在玩樂女神的殺豬般的尖叫中,我下意識伸手堵住耳朵,稍微鬆了一下手,結果門立刻被兩個人合力推開,我們三人一起摔倒在地。8964 copyright protection168PENANAnNjUqOZtv4 維尼
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她們撲倒在地上,我向後摔個四腳朝天。8964 copyright protection168PENANAcZIPgES469 維尼
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人都進來了,我也趕不走。8964 copyright protection168PENANA2xxm5u5WWR 維尼
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只能冷靜的請她們坐下來,我拿出一張和室桌,還試了一下重量,看好不好翻。接下來倒了兩杯滾燙的熱茶。8964 copyright protection168PENANAeUCmVo3Eqg 維尼
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我說「請坐,請坐」。8964 copyright protection168PENANA6nE0RQuiuk 維尼
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魅力女神說「好說,好說」。8964 copyright protection168PENANAr2FvHGqNFy 維尼
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玩樂女神不客氣的坐下要拿起茶來喝。馬上被魅力女神使個眼色阻止。8964 copyright protection168PENANAtY9WMg8vfV 維尼
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氣氛十分尷尬,緊繃,有著風雨欲來的感覺。8964 copyright protection168PENANAaCU9agFM8v 維尼
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玩樂女神說「哼啊,阿草先生是這樣的,因為你都不來異世界接受召喚當個勇者。我們逼不得已只能把魔王召喚到你這裡來了」。8964 copyright protection168PENANApwRa1ME7e5 維尼
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我突然血壓飆高。8964 copyright protection168PENANAgK91kYJ8FO 維尼
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「搞什麼! 這是什麼鬼邏輯,你們真天才呀」。8964 copyright protection168PENANAnPuXQjXMZc 維尼
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我兩手抓住桌腳準備來個大翻桌,她們可聰明了,四支手緊緊壓著桌面,情勢僵持不下。8964 copyright protection168PENANAe0TEAd6jhN 維尼
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他們不斷地要我息怒並解釋一些異世界的事情。8964 copyright protection168PENANAHqmMtBTR6Q 維尼
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門外突然傳來一陣敲門聲。「咚咚咚!請問有人在裡面嗎?」8964 copyright protection168PENANAv6kPKLEVfZ 維尼
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打開門一看,是兩名警察站在門外。8964 copyright protection168PENANASUcooecp7j 維尼
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「我們接到報案,說這裡可能發生了家暴,請配合調查。」8964 copyright protection168PENANAptQwpG6vgs 維尼
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玩樂女神立刻指著我,一臉委屈:「警察先生!就是他!他壓傷了我的腳!你看,我的腳都腫了!」說著還伸出一隻粉色的小鞋子,努力展示被擠紅的腳趾。8964 copyright protection168PENANAaquE5v90Iz 維尼
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我扶著我的額頭,嘆氣,對警察說:8964 copyright protection168PENANAp7q0df4tVK 維尼
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「警察先生,事情不是這樣的。這兩個人是神經病,她們剛才說了些荒唐的話,我已經錄下來了。」8964 copyright protection168PENANAnyB4kLUMXk 維尼
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我掏出手機,播放了剛才的對話錄音。她們講述異世界事情的那一段,魅力女神和玩樂女神聽到錄音,臉色瞬間變得煞白,眼神裡滿是慌亂。8964 copyright protection168PENANAf71700RMBH 維尼
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警察聽完錄音,面無表情地說:「這確實很奇怪。我們會叫救護車過來,安排這兩人去精神病院檢查。」8964 copyright protection168PENANAWnFnyhTWMz 維尼
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玩樂女神慌了,拉著魅力女神的手:「不行不行!我們不能被抓走!」8964 copyright protection168PENANA4Tl8R5ySR5 維尼
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兩人趁著警察不注意,撒腿就跑,邊跑邊哭喊:「阿草,你給我等著!我們一定會回來的!」8964 copyright protection168PENANAwvZcZiWv0L 維尼
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我看著她們逃跑的背影,我喝茶說:「這群傢伙到底什麼時候才能消停啊……!」8964 copyright protection168PENANAFA8XcRStNn 維尼
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