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No Plagiarism!8KiPP4Sbf3HBFtGsnStxposted on PENANA 啊……一位四十幾歲的大媽突然在夜色中大吼,聲音震得我耳膜嗡嗡響8964 copyright protection41PENANAHHa7wiN9mr 維尼
彷彿她的音量已經達到了可以用來做超音波清洗機的程度。8964 copyright protection41PENANA5ix6mL9aGp 維尼
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「餐點又少了!」她雙手叉腰,眼睛瞪得跟銅鈴一樣,「你們送餐的不會點個餐在送嗎?8964 copyright protection41PENANAXQUN9axWey 維尼
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她的語氣悲憤交加,彷彿這杯手搖飲成了壓垮她人生最後一根稻草。8964 copyright protection41PENANAIiZZKzMfTF 維尼
我腦袋還沒反應過來,身體已經本能地進入「求生模式」8964 copyright protection41PENANA4pSiApE3va 維尼
雙手合十,臉上露出標準的賣慘表情:「報歉報歉!餐期單太多,實在是太忙了!」8964 copyright protection41PENANAkvvDLaSmMj 維尼
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同時,我盡量睜大我那雙水汪汪的大眼睛,使出祖傳的「小狗眼神攻擊」8964 copyright protection41PENANAKEdmES827E 維尼
,希望她能看在我這麼可憐的份上,放我這條狗命一條。8964 copyright protection41PENANAGlEQiJT60z 維尼
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(內心OS:拜託別投訴我,拜託別投訴我,拜託別投訴我……)8964 copyright protection41PENANAcGe36APsZX 維尼
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但大媽可不是這麼好糊弄的,雙眼死死盯著我8964 copyright protection41PENANAP8PI8LnetU 維尼
似乎已經在思考怎麼去客訴中心留言加碼一句「服務態度惡劣」。8964 copyright protection41PENANAxWAMK1xwjq 維尼
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情急之下,我靈機一動,立刻擠出職業假笑:「美麗的小姐姐,對不起對不起!」8964 copyright protection41PENANAlDjRl4EWzA 維尼
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(內心OS:這稱呼噁心到我自己起雞皮疙瘩,但為了活命,管它的!)8964 copyright protection41PENANAzURtcYIwj7 維尼
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「我看你臉色有點疲憊,是不是最近沒睡好啊?來來來,我這裡剛好有一瓶神奇的葵花籽油 不對是 !「葵花神油!」8964 copyright protection41PENANA6ihb9W1tZ3 維尼
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我立刻從口袋裡掏出一瓶不知道哪裡撿來的無標籤小瓶子8964 copyright protection41PENANAXDgsj0ym98 維尼
開始一本正經地胡扯:「這可是純天然手工萃取,富含維他命E與靈芝精華8964 copyright protection41PENANA6QMuewQf47 維尼
只要塗抹在臉上,保證肌膚細緻透亮,長久持效,讓你年輕十歲!」8964 copyright protection41PENANA8MQBede8dm 維尼
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「原價兩百,今天特價只要一百,一百就好——」8964 copyright protection41PENANARSu3aEGZmX 維尼
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話還沒說完,大媽瞪大眼睛:「你還要跟我收錢?!」8964 copyright protection41PENANADf65jrzeXh 維尼
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(內心OS:完蛋,這下更慘了。)8964 copyright protection41PENANAE6RY4G7KAm 維尼
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但我臉上還是掛著如沐春風的笑容,迅速把油往她手裡一塞8964 copyright protection41PENANATQKWOlatOg 維尼
「哪敢哪敢!當然不收錢,這是我誠心誠意的道歉禮,還請小姐姐大人不記小人過!」8964 copyright protection41PENANA8uFVMncczI 維尼
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大媽終於滿意地點了點頭:「算你識相!這次就放過你,下次給我注意點!」8964 copyright protection41PENANA5KWTMostv6 維尼
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我狗腿地連連點頭:「一定一定!您真是菩薩心腸、貌美如花、氣質高貴!這社會就需要像您這樣的好人!」8964 copyright protection41PENANAXqbMhRu8Xz 維尼
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說完,趕緊跳上機車,一溜煙地跑了。8964 copyright protection41PENANAT6BytYlmV4 維尼
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(內心OS:去你的菩薩心腸,剛剛差點把我罵死,氣質高貴?這嘴臉比我家隔壁市場賣豬肉的阿姨還兇!)8964 copyright protection41PENANAjZ6CciCVqd 維尼
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叮咚!新訂單來了!8964 copyright protection41PENANAPGIzeAl8dG 維尼
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我瞄了一眼地址——8964 copyright protection41PENANAmmgRim0Aq0 維尼
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某某第六公墓,往生街1號?8964 copyright protection41PENANAyBaYF8tcZt 維尼
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「……?」8964 copyright protection41PENANAUhFtTNldHQ 維尼
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我揉了揉眼睛,確認自己沒有看錯。8964 copyright protection41PENANAequtd0y3Iz 維尼
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「放地上就好?」8964 copyright protection41PENANA1Gmc3wOrq3 維尼
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這訂單的要求有點微妙,但很快我的視線被小費吸引——8964 copyright protection41PENANAtpOS2dPnmd 維尼
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「哇靠!小費 100?!」8964 copyright protection41PENANAyX9dJ6iF08 維尼
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這一刻,我心裡的所有不安瞬間被金錢的光芒驅散。8964 copyright protection41PENANAyaqMyd8yYN 維尼
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「好嘛,這是尊貴的客人啊,請你不要難過,請你不要等待——」8964 copyright protection41PENANANyvF8oWaKg 維尼
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我邊哼著亂改的《千年之戀》,邊興高采烈地趕去取餐。8964 copyright protection41PENANAMAugiJ68x6 維尼
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到了指定地點,我下車環顧四周,陰森森的公墓靜悄悄的8964 copyright protection41PENANA5Glph9anAC 維尼
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連蟲鳴聲都沒有,空氣裡瀰漫著一種潮濕的霉味。8964 copyright protection41PENANAJpZldccjql 維尼
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「……」8964 copyright protection41PENANAzGaKu68M3K 維尼
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我站在原地,手機撥號,試圖聯繫客人。8964 copyright protection41PENANA9I06A7uYiM 維尼
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結果——8964 copyright protection41PENANA12dtRyeInK 維尼
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「您撥打的電話是空號,請查明後再撥。」8964 copyright protection41PENANASKBe6Ostw4 維尼
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「……怎麼可能!」8964 copyright protection41PENANABbj6AJiGC3 維尼
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我看著手機螢幕,感覺背後的寒毛豎了起來。8964 copyright protection41PENANAAH47hx08q7 維尼
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不會吧……該不會真的……8964 copyright protection41PENANANuXFbqbTJT 維尼
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深吸一口氣,我決定不管了,直接照訂單指示,把餐點放地上就走。8964 copyright protection41PENANANylMgDF1b2 維尼
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正當我彎下腰準備放餐時,眼角餘光突然瞥見墓碑上坐著一個人!8964 copyright protection41PENANACeoxvYKaI8 維尼
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「……!!!」8964 copyright protection41PENANA7uqx856xHh 維尼
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我猛地抬頭,瞬間倒抽一口涼氣!8964 copyright protection41PENANA2bQkyg09e3 維尼
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那是一個二十幾歲的女生,五官精緻,皮膚白皙得像是在發光8964 copyright protection41PENANAvZ9Dl9Ijtd 維尼
長長的黑髮披散在肩上,穿著一件寬鬆的白色連身裙,赤腳晃啊晃的,雙手托著下巴,一臉驚訝地看著我。8964 copyright protection41PENANAydWutntybf 維尼
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重點是——她的表情還是一副**「你居然看得到我?」**的震驚模樣!8964 copyright protection41PENANAVUgDwgbe1J 維尼
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我瞬間爆退三步,大腦進入極限運轉狀態,嘴巴直接開始胡言亂語8964 copyright protection41PENANAX6PkGjH9Iw 維尼
「哇靠!大膽妖孽!還不速速現形!」8964 copyright protection41PENANAMLFRapXuV5 維尼
「吾乃清安宮第三代傳人,人稱『抓鬼龍爪手』45Please respect copyright.PENANADzwws9YSt6
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抓到就出軌!不對,是抓到就封印!」8964 copyright protection41PENANArFM2ZDQsCw 維尼
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我:上有老、下有小、中間有大……..雕!8964 copyright protection41PENANAI7DrbVOjde 維尼
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話剛說完,女生的表情突然從驚訝變成興奮,眼睛亮得像兩顆燈泡:「哇!終於有人能看見我了!」8964 copyright protection41PENANA6A5P338UfI 維尼
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「……」8964 copyright protection41PENANANVOHVEvwru 維尼
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我頓時頭皮發麻,內心瘋狂呐喊——8964 copyright protection41PENANAt0q3yPlGvF 維尼
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完蛋,這次是真的遇到鬼了8964 copyright protection41PENANA44VLD9z7Zq 維尼
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