[1] "Congratulations to the Goddess for Becoming the Spokesmodel for ‘Hellfire Soul-Exploding Spicy Strips’!"
At the contract signing, the CEO of Hell Foods Inc. (a three-headed hellhound in a suit) presented the terms:159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZeMl16otkD
[Clauses:
Daily livestreams eating spicy strips (tears mandatory)
Tears harvested as "Holy Water Seasoning"
Breach turns bunny headband permanently chili-shaped]
The Goddess’ pen trembled: "This is a demonic contract?!"159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFs0LO6wzMh
The familiar whispered: "But the payout removes your shock collar~"159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDXinKdwsb
She signed furiously: "Fine! It’s just spicy st—"
A staffer wheeled in "Volcano’s Wrath Spicy Strips", packaging labeled:159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaNBw7pRiOu
[Heat Level: Demon King’s Tears]
[2] Livestream Gone Nuclear159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3XWVAuBaaN
"Wel—cough! ‘Even Gods Break’ Spicy Review!" The Goddess donned a flame-proof mask.159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbhRhnBHRZ
First bite—
Her bunny headband "POPPED" into a chili pepper
Holy light shot from her eyes as chat exploded:159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zams097UZ
[Ex-Believer1: So holy light is just spice tears?!]159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdvCWgAjGa
[Demon King: 1000 Hell Coins for a snot close-up!]
"This isn’t food—cough!" She chugged "milk" (actually the familiar’s lava latte), but her tears became pepper spray, blowing the camera to smithereens!
[3] "Tear Seasoning" Takes the Three Realms by Storm159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfLuOImgVa
The "Holy Tears of Regret" sold like hellfire:159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKe4pxDpNx
[Bottle Slogan: "Hurt more than an ex, bitterer than overtime"]
Sales soared:
Heaven: Used in confession booths (instant guilty sobbing)
Human World: Office workers spiked coffee ("One sip = quit on spot")
Hell: "Ghost Employee Motivational Drink"
"This is workplace harassment…" The Goddess sobbed in her dressing room—while the familiar collected tears: "50 vials! Cry harder for ‘Tear Crystals’—they’re premium!"
[4] "Rescue" Mission Derailed159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HLiJ8x4Sp
We (Demon King & Hero) crashed the stream as "rival brands":159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCskOCO3Eb
"Try our ‘Nemesis Reconciliation Sweet-Spicy Strips’!"159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkc5P4Cu8g
(Secretly made with dark magic and sliced holy sword.)
Goddess, enraged: "How DARE—"159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFOQU4RsSP
"Free ‘Ex-Goddess Embarrassment Stickers’!" I flung her "spicy-face memes", while Hoshino held a sign:159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZheHo7i0M
[RT to win: ‘Goddess Tears Instant Noodles’!]
Viewership hit 1 BILLION—crashing the servers.159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RCuJwKTk4
The final frame? The Goddess chasing us with her sword, as chat spammed:159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1MjYytTRG9
"NOW that’s divine punishment!"
