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No Plagiarism!z9EUoLbulV8JXQOpOI43posted on PENANA 收到那封派對邀請時,我正坐在鷹架上修改著風界少女的章節,手機瘋狂打著字,腦袋卻被曬到,一點都不清楚自己寫了什麼。信件來得突然,像病毒一樣跳入我的信箱中,語氣還意外地挑釁:8964 copyright protection151PENANAi5FdgTYBjE 維尼
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笑話,我怎麼可能穿女裝,女裝是那銅姓友人在穿的。8964 copyright protection151PENANAAVBgXQr4OB 維尼
我拿出塵封已久的西裝,燙好,髮蠟抓到最挺,腳踩十公分鞋墊,簡直帥到可以從地鐵反射玻璃裡看到自己在發光。8964 copyright protection151PENANAZRVFxgIDcj 維尼
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當我一踏進會場,馬上就發覺到……不對勁。8964 copyright protection151PENANApBR3FShhXD 維尼
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四周燈火輝煌,人聲鼎沸,居然都是女人,我瞠目結舌的看著這個畫面。8964 copyright protection151PENANAJygFY7nC3X 維尼
「不可能吧?群裡只有我一個是男的?」8964 copyright protection151PENANA0xYbn7uw03 維尼
然後,我聽見水聲。8964 copyright protection151PENANAS88jX5KKpG 維尼
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一轉頭——是個噴水池,但水逆流而上,像是有什麼力量將時間倒捲。8964 copyright protection151PENANA91pr2VYYQr 維尼
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接著我感覺到耳垂被什麼東西「啪」地一聲夾住。像是有人在我毫無防備時,幫我戴上了什麼。8964 copyright protection151PENANAJkcIsq6E2f 維尼
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我猛地轉身——沒人。8964 copyright protection151PENANAQzVvrPPaim 維尼
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但我的身體開始變了。皮膚由健康小麥色轉為近乎透明的蒼白,像要被風帶走。頭髮如絲般從頭頂垂下,碰到肩膀;手指變細,嗓子癢癢的,似乎喉結也正在消失。8964 copyright protection151PENANABTGGwurLEB 維尼
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我低頭一看,胸前微微隆起,一身白衣,裙擺竟如羽毛般隨風飄起。8964 copyright protection151PENANAdo7wRhEBs5 維尼
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變成了嬿淇。8964 copyright protection151PENANAxiKnEBV7HC 維尼
變成了我筆下,風的化身,命運的少女。8964 copyright protection151PENANAlA0aWIQl5o 維尼
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而我終於意識到,這絕對是烙燁在搞鬼。8964 copyright protection151PENANA70txxW21Zy 維尼
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「呵~算妳倒楣,我早就想這麼玩了。」8964 copyright protection151PENANAZtpJPNYXpZ 維尼
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既來之則安之,我低頭觀察起周遭。8964 copyright protection151PENANArKyipNwIkU 維尼
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有人優雅地舉著香檳,有人正圍著小桌聊八卦,還有人坐在池邊玩著水看起來很chill……總之,沒人注意我這邊。8964 copyright protection151PENANAiJmBYNORMy 維尼
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很好。8964 copyright protection151PENANAgA0fdTumkP 維尼
時機來了。8964 copyright protection151PENANAB6asyxYhv0 維尼
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我像特務一樣輕手輕腳地將手放到襠部,想確認一下——那位陪我度過寒冬與深夜,曾共同面對無數困境的好兄弟,是否還安然無恙。8964 copyright protection151PENANA9USi8HTBT7 維尼
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一摸——不在!8964 copyright protection151PENANAOD9wy1GX20 維尼
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我飛也似地往廁所方向衝去,心裡同時閃過一堆自我洗腦的OS:8964 copyright protection151PENANAoaKNNxY3HX 維尼
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我絕對沒有在亂想什麼,沒有!8964 copyright protection151PENANA0A50ikc1o3 維尼
我只是——只是單純想進行一項人類最基本的生理排泄行為!8964 copyright protection151PENANABYxInXKYeE 維尼
這很正常,甚至健康,甚至可以寫進教育部當作健康課的教材!8964 copyright protection151PENANAZC2ZyHj544 維尼
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結果一到女廁門口,我整個人都傻住了。8964 copyright protection151PENANAw6MG9jCL2k 維尼
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——人山人海。8964 copyright protection151PENANACRiY2sjatS 維尼
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那排隊的盛況,不誇張,比環球影城新園區還扯。有人坐在地上、還有人自備折疊椅,有人已經等到直接靠牆打起盹。8964 copyright protection151PENANAbQIof3gB04 維尼
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我吞了口口水,試圖找人問問狀況,但才剛靠近,一排女人齊刷刷地轉頭看我——那熟悉的眼神…8964 copyright protection151PENANAMpVfC6PCiQ 維尼
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我心中一驚,瞬間明白——8964 copyright protection151PENANAeNy1TbZwUj 維尼
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這群畜生,全都是跟我來幹同一件事的。8964 copyright protection151PENANAF0jNIminMB 維尼
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馬的,這群人之中肯定有D姓或是語姓友人。8964 copyright protection151PENANA98Gjl5SaGr 維尼
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我瞄了一眼旁邊——欸?8964 copyright protection151PENANAt0mO3Pp6sV 維尼
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男性廁所,空的。8964 copyright protection151PENANAr0qRJdsSvb 維尼
沒人排隊,連一隻貓都沒有。8964 copyright protection151PENANAGgb8DWxw4T 維尼
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怎麼可能?這麼多人,女廁排的跟百貨週年慶一樣,男廁一個人都沒有。8964 copyright protection151PENANAvFufLEsKN2 維尼
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難不成……這群傢伙,真的只是來排尿的?8964 copyright protection151PENANAZWTnX3dRhS 維尼
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我狐疑地走向男廁門口。周圍有幾個人朝我投來一抹詭異的眼神,像是同情、像是勸告、又像是在說:「哎呀這人第一次來,不懂規矩啊。」8964 copyright protection151PENANAoXi0jpdRHI 維尼
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但我沒注意。8964 copyright protection151PENANA0Q0UWsejtD 維尼
我只看見——裡面真的一個人都沒有。8964 copyright protection151PENANA0VpFTRjfXR 維尼
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乾淨、空曠、寂靜,像是一片被世界遺忘的廁所綠洲。8964 copyright protection151PENANAIaUKPUojaf 維尼
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我站在門口思考了一秒:8964 copyright protection151PENANAubqwfI9dsM 維尼
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雖然我現在是生理女性,但靈魂還是個男人。8964 copyright protection151PENANAWZQq1XkjTI 維尼
所以理論上——上男廁也沒問題吧?8964 copyright protection151PENANABhz7F1a8ae 維尼
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嘿嘿嘿。8964 copyright protection151PENANAMlgsrpHAQf 維尼
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我忍不住小聲笑出來,輕快地推開隔間門,像走進某種特權空間,滿懷期待地坐上馬桶,準備進行那名義上莊嚴神聖的人類排泄行為。8964 copyright protection151PENANAU4XAmm5PZI 維尼
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結果——8964 copyright protection151PENANArCSVXZ7Rr2 維尼
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馬桶沒了,世界變了。8964 copyright protection151PENANAQMYayqqoPf 維尼
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我直接往下一空。8964 copyright protection151PENANAsR1uo8mLeI 維尼
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「啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!」8964 copyright protection151PENANAlaCvSf6m3W 維尼
我整個人墜下去,像是踩到了劇本設定,掉進某種巨大的懲罰坑。8964 copyright protection151PENANAaA4kpftQCW 維尼
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下一秒,「碰!」8964 copyright protection151PENANAHoeI7TPX9I 維尼
我屁股狠狠地摔回工地鷹架上——就是我一開始接到邀請的地方。8964 copyright protection151PENANAhwNuerggm9 維尼
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熟悉的鋼管、熟悉的油耗味、還有熟悉的尷尬。8964 copyright protection151PENANALjTnL1Cnra 維尼
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我躺在地上哀號,旁邊的手機螢幕亮起,一封信件靜靜躺在上面。8964 copyright protection151PENANAh58Tq6Z7D1 維尼
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我顫抖著手點開。8964 copyright protection151PENANAEDCQZodP2O 維尼
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「因違反善良風俗,已取消您本次派對資格。8964 copyright protection151PENANAWsJ7bsNc0V 維尼
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敬請見諒,祝您早日回歸社會正道。」8964 copyright protection151PENANAyfShXHjIDa 維尼
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我盯著那幾行字,沉默三秒。8964 copyright protection151PENANA3NWIwGdhpL 維尼
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「馬的……草率了。」8964 copyright protection151PENANAuShfdgUWe8 維尼
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