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No Plagiarism!rn9fjvF46L0EEc9ygzBAposted on PENANA "Giant!壓住購物車!Happy!偷...不對,拿那包特價草莓!BBG!感應哪裡人最少!"8964 copyright protection78PENANAIkEbdGY24V 維尼
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身高不到1公尺的甘旋站在超市手推車裡,像個將軍一樣指揮他的三隻貓。今天是每月一次的"超級特惠日",整個超市已經變成了戰場。8964 copyright protection78PENANAfvtoiBBs5r 維尼
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"喵-"10公斤的Giant一屁股坐在購物車上,車子立刻發出不堪負荷的呻吟。 Happy咧嘴一笑,偷走了旁邊老太太購物籃裡的優惠券。8964 copyright protection78PENANAOiPnUsZ1aT 維尼
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"根據我的計算..."歪特不知何時出現在旁邊,手裡拿著一盒快過期的酸奶,"我們活不過今天的特價戰..."8964 copyright protection78PENANAufQwLgsHZE 維尼
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甘旋沒空理他,因為超市廣播突然響起:"注意,新鮮草莓限時特價,每盒只要—"8964 copyright protection78PENANA3oGTBg4ugM 維尼
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"衝啊!"甘旋一腳踩在Giant背上,購物車像火箭一樣衝了出去。三隻貓配合默契-Happy偷開路,BBG預警障礙,Giant當煞車。8964 copyright protection78PENANANRZeSRfBf3 維尼
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但當他們趕到生鮮區時,特價草莓前已經圍滿了人。更糟的是,自動結帳機區域排起了長龍。8964 copyright protection78PENANAmvA4vHxVMz 維尼
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"這不科學!"甘旋看著自己只有三盒的"戰利品",而前面大媽車裡堆得像小山一樣高。8964 copyright protection78PENANA0LC7yF9PSp 維尼
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這時,Happy突然豎起耳朵,偷聽到員工談話:"...備用草莓在倉庫..."8964 copyright protection78PENANA7TXSa5zHhP 維尼
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五分鐘後,甘旋和三貓溜進了倉庫。裡面堆滿了特價商品,還有一台被淘汰的老舊自助結帳機。8964 copyright protection78PENANAnU1X14N6C4 維尼
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「嘿..."甘旋露出狡猾的笑容,從口袋裡掏出他的小彈弓刀,"我們來做個'小改裝'..."8964 copyright protection78PENANAX1NtgAJB1v 維尼
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與此同時,超市裡的自助結帳機突然集體發瘋。一台開始用機械音唱歌,另一台把所有商品都識別為"過期草莓",還有台居然給顧客"找零"吐出來的是Happy偷藏的螺絲。8964 copyright protection78PENANAx3a50zfYI8 維尼
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"這絕對是外星科技!"小迷在日用品區大喊,試圖拆開一台故障的機器。8964 copyright protection78PENANATB8fUvAHCG 維尼
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露西則拿著草莓檢測儀,追蹤到倉庫:"我的儀器顯示這裡有異常草莓能量...甘旋!又是你!"8964 copyright protection78PENANAuO6nzLpHjR 維尼
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倉庫裡,甘旋正騎在那台老舊結帳機上,三隻貓在旁邊當"輔助系統"。8964 copyright protection78PENANAjj1up9pBkW 維尼
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"這不是普通改裝!"甘旋興奮地解釋,"這是'貓動力特價掃描器'!Giant的重量當確認鍵,Happy偷...拿條碼,BBG感應價格錯誤—"8964 copyright protection78PENANA5O3UUpAMWb 維尼
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話沒說完,機器突然失控,開始以每分鐘60盒的速度狂掃草莓。更可怕的是,它把甘旋識別成了"特價商品"。8964 copyright protection78PENANA0BN1iusLo6 維尼
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「警告!發現不明物體,價格:0.01元。」機械音響起的同時,甘旋被傳送帶往包裝區送。8964 copyright protection78PENANA5go0QVtQj1 維尼
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"喵嗷!"BBG炸毛預警。8964 copyright protection78PENANAm3dRf0T3i9 維尼
"喵哈!"Happy偷走了停止按鈕。8964 copyright protection78PENANAESg8NJElLH 維尼
"喵-"Giant直接壓在了機器上。8964 copyright protection78PENANAatFZEzqFL4 維尼
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整個超市亂成一團。歪特預言的自助結帳機起義似乎成真了,所有機器都在瘋狂打折。露西的草莓檢測儀顯示整個超市的草莓都在發光,而小迷已經寫好《超市AI覺醒報告》...8964 copyright protection78PENANAXWNUOfkPuc 維尼
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當經理帶著維修工人趕到時,只見一台冒著煙的結帳機,三隻滿嘴草莓的貓,和一個被包裝成"特價商品"的甘旋——身高正好符合"兒童玩具"的尺寸。8964 copyright protection78PENANAPb815HuLNG 維尼
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第二天,超市貼出新規定:"禁止攜帶貓和身高不足1米的人使用自助結帳"。而甘旋的"特價商品"照片卻在網上瘋傳,標題是《超市驚現會說話的草莓味手辦》...8964 copyright protection78PENANAKbeaKrpobx 維尼
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