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No Plagiarism!WQ0j360OA1lDcoD7Lrpaposted on PＥNAＮＡ —我不是不想學英文，是單字不想被我學8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkfeOhGnMs 維尼
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> 日期：某個被動詞支配的夜晚8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqplXNDB0U 維尼
地點：Veron 的腦袋裡8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡq9PLrc8gJF 維尼
狀況：試圖學習單字，結果寫下辯護狀8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡsz29srmY1R 維尼
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「學單字這件事…我們可以用對講機說中文代替嗎？」8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡ65mbUEiMtL 維尼
Veron 坐在警局會議室角落，盯著手上的單字卡。第一張是 "Emergency"。8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡEnoqdjuM9D 維尼
他念了三次，嘴巴像卡了奶油：「ㄜ…ㄇㄝ…機…」8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwyEdpfLMO 維尼
結果腦袋跳出一句話：8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LH5bzhCn5 維尼
> “This is an emergency, I can’t remember ‘emergency’.”8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9qvAXwGYn 維尼
學長看他皺眉問：「你是背不出來，還是不想背？」8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGi1REiPMG 維尼
Veron：8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzo4C2vynI 維尼
> “It’s not me. It’s the word. It refuses to be learned.”8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnOBekg3Hh 維尼
他決定不背單字，而是創造出五大金句藉口，彷彿下次考試能拿去當盾牌：8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00U4ezdCH3 維尼
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🎭 Veron 的經典英文逃避藉口榜（Excuse Top 5）8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdSxMzzyCR 維尼
1. “My brain is full. Try again tomorrow.”8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5QaJCOwOK 維尼
我腦子今天裝滿了，明天再說。8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9pkTjQZIV 維尼
2. “This word is too shy to stay in my head.”8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡBbd6gRGJWG 維尼
這個單字太害羞，不願住進我腦裡。8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTRuoD6atD 維尼
3. “If I forget it, maybe it’s not important.”8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4K0xg71svs 維尼
如果我會忘，表示它不重要吧？8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgzI69xIMs 維尼
4. “Google knows, so I don’t have to.”8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡWx5iPJsjmN 維尼
有 Google 就夠了，我記它幹嘛。8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡgak5WWOGrV 維尼
5. “I’m not lazy. I’m just energy-efficient.”8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWpzIDzUxK 維尼
我不是懶，我是節能。8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfCT86rgzb 維尼
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🔤 今日任務單字8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKvtN0BWHe 維尼
單字/中文/使用例句8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡP0O3S2jaNr 維尼
Excuse 藉口8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nIj82Sgea 維尼
That’s not a reason, it’s an excuse!8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡofl9KatXvM 維尼
Emergency 緊急狀況8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡlCPcGq6EUp 維尼
I can’t spell emergency during an emergency!8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡwB3A6mPQ5Y 維尼
Effort 努力8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡXD21MWJq0F 維尼
Learning takes effort. And snacks.8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwJbK6xvMX 維尼
Escape 逃避8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡxH82S68t33 維尼
Can I escape from this worksheet?8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5Rs8pCPlY 維尼
Energy 能量8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkCOFV1GHC 維尼
I need more energy to open the book.8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYIjwkMhB3 維尼
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🗣 實用句型8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡdl7wb7W3sz 維尼
1. I’ll study after this donut. Promise.8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡuXpakqzBJE 維尼
我吃完甜甜圈就讀，真的啦。8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡCh5dTY56V4 維尼
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmF8AHX3nC2
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2. My brain needs Wi-Fi to function.8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJrfAFhsGg 維尼
沒網路我腦袋打不開。8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡUaRxzOSNHE 維尼
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82QHG7sQzf
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3. Let me Google it instead.8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXJoO5gnE9 維尼
我查就好，背？那是上輩子的事。8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡn31ZNbDu1G 維尼
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🧠 Veron 的語言逃亡哲學 ✍️8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjmfrHBegD 維尼
> 有時候，我覺得單字不是學不會，8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡSywsNiGdVu 維尼
是它們長得太不像朋友。8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5yiciz9Vze 維尼
但我發現，只要笑著讀，8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2O5uU56hb 維尼
單字會默默靠過來，像誤闖警局的吉祥物一樣。8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBF0ZbqReZ 維尼
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🤯 小挑戰任務：Excuse Battle！8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡefTJFG6Trf 維尼
請用以下三個單字：8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrayXNH0kj 維尼
Excuse / Effort / Emergency8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡixANOwMxae 維尼
寫一句最扯藉口！8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡwlSKbQXn8E 維尼
例如：8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxAcXlYlrv 維尼
> I made no effort to learn ‘emergency’ because it never gave me an excuse to care.8964 copyright protection5ＰＥＮＡＮＡwP49leOStN 維尼
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4FpqRug5d
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