《最接近的陌生距離》完全版 - 08

「白先勇《台北人》⋯⋯」我望住Miss Wong兩本珍藏百感交集。我呢份人最怕讀書，就好似吸血鬼揸住聖經即時人體自燃咁。點知為咗Miss Wong，我竟然會睇咁厚嘅書！仲要係兩本添！

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放學之後我即刻去買咗卷包書膠。幫兩本書清潔消毒之後，再包返靚佢。唉⋯⋯手工差，真係唔識包書！最後都係靠家姐幫手先得。

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「吓？邊度嚟嘅書呀？你會睇書架咩？」剛好家姐唔洗住hall先幫到我手。佢驚訝嘅表情同Miss Wong一模一樣，對我會讀書好難以置信：「你做咩幫人包埋書呀？」

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「唉⋯⋯我班主任囉！我呀⋯⋯唉！比佢收晒皮呀！」我：「你知我呢啡又污糟嚟架嘛！費事整爛老師本書啦！」

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「冇可能！邊有老師教得到你呀。」家姐封埋膠紙，包埋第二本書。

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「唔該家姐！」我見到家姐一面懷疑咁望住我。

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「冇可能喎！你咁有心架咩！幫人包書⋯⋯哦！」家姐恍然大悟咁指住我：「佢係女仔呢嘅！」

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頂⋯⋯咁樣突擊我？！家姐⋯⋯家姐⋯⋯知我鍾意Miss Wong？!

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「睇白先勇嘅⋯⋯佢大過你架？」

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咁Miss梗係大過我啦！所以我答：「係⋯⋯係呀！」

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「哎吔⋯⋯！你鬼馬呀！」家姐好似發現新大陸咁好興奮：「係⋯⋯隔離女校嘅？」

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吓？

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⋯⋯

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⋯⋯⋯吓！家姐誤會咗喎！咁不如順水推舟啦！順手問下家姐點媾女都好嘛！

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「啊⋯⋯係⋯⋯係呀！」我難為情咁點頭。

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家姐興奮咁拍手⋯⋯痴線佢咁興奮做乜！佢又問：「佢今年中七架？Alevel啦喎！揀咗大學未呀？佢會讀咩架？」

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家姐連珠炮發咁問，我惟將部分Miss Wong嘅嘢用嚟答佢：「港大中文囉，佢夢想係做老師呀！」

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「嘩！」家姐拍晒手：「即係會做我師妹呀！」

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其實⋯⋯佢係你師姐囉。

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「你個死仔包呀！我成日督你讀書都唔得！你為咗個女仔肯讀書！我真係唔知好嬲定好笑呀！」

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「唉⋯⋯都未追到手。我兵仔嚟唧！」其實係冇可能追到啦！

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「年紀差唧！問題不大！」家姐忽然溫柔咁笑：「而家你至少要即刻睇晒呢兩本書先！」

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「咁厚！點睇呀！」

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「咁你想唔想追到人呀？」

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「咁梗係想架！」

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「拎紙筆出嚟！留心聽！寫重點！」家姐未畢業就老師上身啦！

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頂⋯⋯我無啦啦比家姐當咗係實習⋯⋯係實驗對象！佢當晒自己係中文老師咁教我。但都好嘅，有意外收鑊——白先勇小說懶人包入手！！

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搞搞下已經成點鐘！但我冇咩睡意，喺床上面輾轉反側好耐。因為一合起眼就有Miss Wong嘅影像出嚟。仲要係佢比小強嚇親嘅樣，高冷嘅女王原來都有咁可愛嘅一面。

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反正唔係好瞓到，我揭下Miss Wong本書，發現內頁寫咗呢句：

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「盈盈：

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成長需苦，仍需樂觀面對。勿忘初心，將來要做一位好老師！

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溫老師」

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咦？睇嚟學生時代嘅Miss Wong都幾多困難要面對喎！有好老師鼓勵佢，又難怪佢咁珍惜本書啦。唉⋯⋯諗諗下今次我又係過份咗嘅。犧牲佢本書嚟陷害「中毒陳」呢件事真係唔好比Miss Wong知，否則一定會嬲我。

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第二日，Keep住早返學校。希望朝早可以有同Miss Wong獨處時間。但今日個天唔知搞咩，竟然落起狗屎嚟。好彩係我返到去學校先落雨咋。

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我一早開定課室門，期待Miss Wong返嚟。我企喺走廊望住雨景時，遠望校門外有個狼狽嘅身影—Miss Wong。啲雨大到好似水牆咁，佢即使擔晒遮，但都阻擋唔到大雨嘅侵襲。嘩，佢一定成身濕晒啦。天氣有少少轉涼，咁搞法會冷親喎。我立即落去接佢睇下有咩可以幫手。

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當我一落到去雨天操場，就見到小賣部門前排咗幾個阿Sir喺度。咦？係黎Sir、張Sir同「中毒陳」喎！我聽到佢地分別要一罐熱啡、一杯熱朱同一杯熱鮮奶⋯⋯朝！真係唔洗問都知佢地係買比Miss Wong 啦！

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嘩！好彩啫，我頭先真係閃過咗買熱飲比Miss Wong嘅想法。我見到呢三條柒頭做埋啲咁嘅嘢後，我即刻打消念頭！媾女大忌，就係將自己嘅水平拉低到同啲雜兵一樣！

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雖然我都係兵，但我絕對唔會好似佢地咁撚烚熟狗頭！

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我發動緊偵測兵技能，即刻跟住佢地下一步點做。我發現黎Sir先拔頭籌，去咗醫療室，即係話Miss Wong 喺醫療室啦！其餘兩位一路慢行一路吹水，表面上講公事，實際佢地個眼神係交戰緊。明顯係等緊黎Sir出嚟，佢地爭做第二位向Miss Wong獻殷勤嘅人。

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張Sir平時都唔點理我，冇咩仇口。係「中毒陳」好乞我憎，所以我即刻上前叫住：「陳Sir！」

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「中毒陳」回望我嗰時，明顯露出憎惡嘅表情，話：「咩事呀！」

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「就咁嘅⋯⋯」我望一望張Sir，打咗個「係機會啦飛雲！」嘅眼神比佢。張Sir好快get到我想點，就拿拿聲標入去醫療室。

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「都係冇嘢Lu!」我對「中毒陳」做出一個惡作劇微笑。

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「神神化化！」「中毒陳」唔知我陰咗佢，當佢一回頭唔見張Sir時，佢Dup晒春嘅樣真係好撚好笑！

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哈哈⋯⋯佢又比我陰一鑊！你都係打飛機算啦「中毒陳」！

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反正三條柒頭輪住麻煩Miss Wong，我埋去的話，Miss Wong一定會覺得我同佢地一樣，所以係急唔嚟。其實Miss Wong成身濕晒，點會只係需要熱飲咁低層次呀！好彩上年跟咗吳姑娘去露營時收埋咗唔少剩餘物資喺我Locker，實有「法實」幫到Miss Wong！

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執咗少少「法寶」後，就起行去醫療室。當去到醫療室前時，我聽到啲風筒聲。喺我入去嗰一刻見到個畫面，簡直令我體內嘅血沸騰起嚟！唔止添啊！仲出現左「大遷徙」啊！

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Miss Wong 坐喺床邊，用風筒吹緊頭。佢將平時扎開嘅公主頭拆開左，迷人嘅秀髮撥埋一邊。佢一邊吹頭，一邊皺晒眉頭，心情唔多好。Miss Wong 嘅耳仔、頸同鎖骨加埋嘅組合係最靚同最有魅力嘅地方。加埋佢面上煩厭、嬲嬲地嘅表情，反而更吸引！

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然後我目光由佢個樣移去佢對長腿度！佢除咗對高踭鞋，赤住腳咁翹起咗。佢對腳真係好白，腳掌同腳趾白裡透紅咁。佢嘅腳趾塗上粉紅色嘅甲油，令佢對腳望落真係又白又靚。更令本來女王屬性嘅佢，有種少女可愛嘅反差。由於張床算係幾高，佢翹起嘅腳吊住晒，仲輕輕咁搖住，真係好誘人呀！

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最正知唔知係咩？就係今日Miss Wong 唔係著平時嘅suit，即係好表現到佢屁股美態嗰件。而係一條黑色開叉長裙！所以佢翹起嘅腳係露埋雪白嘅大髀呀！嘩！好痴線呀！明明呢身打扮係最正經、最端莊！但點解Miss Wong無論佢點坐都好，都會有一種令人心癢難耐嘅性感嘅？！佢真係好無敵，簡直係被老師呢個職業耽誤咗嘅model呀！

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「班長？」Miss Wong 意會到我嚟咗，即時收起風筒。揚住頭髮咁講：「你⋯⋯做咩嚟咗呢度嘅？」

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「我今朝早返嚟開門。然後我走廊見到你好狼狽咁入校門。天氣涼咗，你又淋濕晒。睇下有咩可以幫到手囉。」頭先畫面太震撼，搞到我要夾硬冷靜落嚟，費事老尷啦。

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Miss Wong 無奈咁笑，見我雙手擺喺後面，就話：「你收埋咗啲咩？」佢諗咗一陣，就反晒白眼講：「唔係吓嘛？你買咗熱朱？咖啡定鮮奶呀？」佢唔止無奈直頭有啲驚添！

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果然冇估錯啊！買熱飲係必死！

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我好自豪咁笑，喺環保袋度拎咗條快乾毛巾出嚟：「熱咩飲呀！毛巾實際啲喎！」

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Miss Wong雙眼發亮，高冷女王又難得展現笑容：「你點解會有嘅？」佢急不及待咁接過毛巾。

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我鬆一鬆肩，一面唔在乎咁，但係心入面暗爽到不得了。我話：「吳姑娘成日帶我同阿偉佢地去露營嘛！呢啲係上次露營嘅物資呢架。」

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「吓？有冇用過架！」

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「全新架！」

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「哈⋯⋯算你啦！」

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「除咗呢樣，我仲有呢啲。」

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Miss Wong 放低條毛巾望下我仲有咩法寶。

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「嗱！你睇下有冇需要換咗件衫佢啦？」我拎咗件全新活動Tee出嚟。

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Miss拎起件tee，皺晒眉：「『共創成長路』？你以前玩Path架？」

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「唉！唔好提。」我再拎件法寶出嚟：「拖鞋，睇你對鞋都濕晒架啦！」

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「我未必用得著啦！校長唔比老師著露趾鞋架。」

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「傻架佢？落狗屎濕晒都冇得酌情？咁你喺自己位著囉。」於是我又搵件法寶出嚟，話：「都唔緊要！嗱！我仲有呢樣！」

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「備長碳？！」

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「放喺鞋入面吸濕一流！」

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我Show晒三件法寶後，我見到Miss Wong一面感激，同頭先我剛入嚟嘅樣好唔同。佢知道我同嗰三件剩係比熱飲嘅柒頭係唔一樣。我唔係嚟獻殷勤，反而真係想幫佢。真係鍾意人，咁梗係真心想幫人啦，點會借機會刷存在感架？

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「估你唔到喎！班長！」Miss Wong讚賞，佢又有少少驚訝，繼續用毛巾擦乾頭髮：「你成日逃學、唔交功課又遲到，原來咁細心嘅！」

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「哦⋯⋯係咩？哈哈⋯⋯」被鐘意嘅女仔讚，即刻唔識反應！

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「其實睇你同同學關係咁好，都知你人品唔差嘅。係差嗰少少唧。」Miss Wong比出尾指講

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「嗯。」

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Miss Wong：「以後比心機讀書啦！好唔好？」

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「嗯！」我點頭：「咁我可唔可以繼續比你罰留堂呀？順便留低問你功課嘛。」

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Miss Wong皺一皺眉，然後笑住講：「其實真係唔洗喇。你逃學同食煙件事已經記咗大過啦。」

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提返起我做衰仔嗰陣時，我內心即刻內疚起嚟。然後我按奈唔住講咗一聲：「Miss Wong! 對唔住！」講出嚟之後成個人舒服晒！

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只係Miss Wong 有啲錯愕，預料唔到我會為呢件事道歉。

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「其實我想同你講好耐⋯⋯我知道嗰段時間你好多嘢煩。我又唔乖，激到你好嬲。Miss 對唔住。」我停一停，內心有一股衝動想衝出嚟，就話：「我⋯⋯好驚你真係以後都唔理我。」

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吓⋯⋯⋯！我講咗咩呀！屌，呢次鬼拍後尾枕添！講完我唔只自己都驚，Miss Wong都呆咗一下！

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「咁⋯⋯你唔理我，就冇其他老師關心我架啦。」反正都講咗心入面嗰句，唔差在啦！

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「Sorry。」Miss柔聲咁講。

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「吓？」

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「Sorry, 我唔應該咁樣鬧你。嗰時我有好多個人情緒，我嗰時⋯⋯⋯唉，好唔專業添！」佢欲言又止咁，我知佢想同我解釋返當時係因為Matthew師兄嘅事影響到佢情緒。

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「嗯⋯⋯」我點一點頭。

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「咁你以後唔好再激我啦！知唔知！」Miss Wong 微笑，前所未有咁親切。

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「知道！」我點會再敢去激嬲你呀！可以的話，我會盡力令你開心添！我繼續話：「咁我繼續比你罰留堂喇喎！」

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「低B仔。」Miss反一反白眼，苦笑咁講：「你鍾意點就點啦！」

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Miss望一望手錶，就歎咗口氣：「就上堂啦！我要早啲上去呀！」

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「你未乾得晒喎！搞埋先啦！」

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「唔得呀。要早少少返課室搞班務。」

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「有咩班務要搞呀？我幫唔幫到手架？」

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「啊！」Miss Wong恍然大悟咁叫咗聲，佢話：「係喎！你可以幫手收回條先喎！啊⋯⋯仲有！」然後佢拎部電話show咗個名單嚟，佢繼續講：「佢地五個仲未交班會費！你一陣幫我追⋯⋯咪住先！」佢記起一啲嘢，皺晒眉頭咁問我：「你好似都未交喎！」

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「啊！⋯⋯哈哈哈！」東窗事發，我只能傻笑：「得啦！收回條同埋追班會費嘛！」

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Miss Wong秒黑面，向我攤大手板：「拎嚟！」

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「拎咩呀？」

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「班！會！費！」

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「Miss Wong, 放過我啦！」

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「而家！快！」

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「我呢個星期得一舊水咋！」我喺褲袋潛左張一百蚊出嚟。

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說時遲那時快，Miss Wong已經一手搶走張一百蚊！我大叫：「抓錢呀喂！」

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「返課室做嘢！」佢秒變返女王mode。但今次開玩笑意味比較重。

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雖然比Miss Wong屈咗一舊水，但唔知點解我笑得好滿足。可能因為我感覺到我同Miss之間開始有啲啲唔同吧？

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我從來都未試過返學返得咁愉快！我聽晒Miss Wong話幫手收回條同埋做「收數佬」。連我咁難搞嘅學生都比佢收服咗！Miss Wong之後應該會好輕鬆啦。佢咁忙、咁多嘢煩。我做返好學生，點都會幫到佢嘅。

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但⋯⋯呢啲都係我一廂情願嘅想法。

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正所謂一雞死，一雞鳴。當我呢個曾號稱「全級最無可救藥嘅學生」都退下火線時，咁原本排我後面嘅人就會上位，嗰個人叫「人渣添」。

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「早晨呀添哥。」我行去班方嘅一角，同一個外表高瘦帥氣嘅男仔講。

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「匡哥！客咩氣呀？坐低慢慢傾啦！」「人渣添」推咗張櫈埋嚟，示意我坐低。

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佢個名叫利添豪，叫得佢做「人渣添」嘅都唔洗我介紹啦？

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「匡哥！幾時開檔呀？我等緊你我地一齊拍住上架！」「人渣添」。

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所謂「開檔」其實係以前「廢超」時代，我同「人渣添」會喺學校賣散裝煙。當然自從Miss Wong執政之後，就冇呢支歌仔唱。

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「喂，犯校規嘢唔撈啦。」我尷尬咁笑：「添哥，班會費同回條。唔該晒！」

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「人渣添」哈哈一笑，帶有嘲諷意味，話：「搞錯呀匡哥，轉死性？嗱，檔嘢我就自己繼續啦！問最後一次，係咪唔洗預你先？我冇所謂呀，唔洗同人分仲好！」

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「做正經嘢先啦！班會費同回條，唔該唔該！Miss Wong 罰人架啦！」

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「挑！嗰個女人？理撚得佢呀！咁我唔預你架啦！」

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「阿添！」此時喺門外有位中五嘅師兄企喺度叫：「快啲啦！就上堂喇！」

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「得得得！即刻嚟！」添哥無視我走到門口：「每飛五蚊！唔該晒！」

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「屌你呀加咗價！上年四蚊咋喎！」

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「政府加咗煙稅呀鳩頭！要幾多飛呀？」

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佢地公然喺度交易，上年我頂盡都係喺花園度做賣買唧？我聽佢口吻，「人渣添」愈嚟愈似賣老翻四仔嘅keeper, 似乎佢喺出面跟咗人。而且佢應該會對Miss Wong搞對抗。

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唉⋯⋯仲以為我變好咗，Miss Wong會好過啲添！

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如是者，我做咗Miss Wong 嘅乖乖仔，好似竉物咁順晒佢意。雖然其他科嘅功課都未清晒，keep住都會欠交。唉⋯⋯又記多個缺點添。但起碼Miss Wong嗰科我一定唔會走數。喺佢眼中我係進步緊，亦都因為咁，我同佢仲愈嚟愈friend。

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「班長，幫手派工作紙。」

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只要有Miss Wong 睇嘅留堂班我都會出現。我順利成章成為咗佢嘅助手。每次完咗留堂班，Miss Wong都會留多半個鐘同我一對一補習，幫我追返之前因為逃學而跟唔上嘅進度。呢個係我每日最期待，最開心嘅時刻！即使佢同我補習時都一樣咁嚴，一樣會捉我字醜，一樣彈我功課，一樣係高高在上嘅女王⋯⋯但我都非常enjoy。Er⋯⋯我應該係M底？

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不過，同Miss Wong獨處多咗，雖然佢會有寬容、輕鬆嘅時候。但我更常見到嘅係，Miss習慣將愁容收喺嚴肅嘅表情之下。而且佢好一日比一日唔開心，一天比一天多煩惱。

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「六國破滅，非兵不利，戰不善⋯⋯」

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我企喺度背書。但我知Miss Wong唔係聽緊我背書，因為而家佢走咗去窗邊若有所思咁望緊遠景。即使我同佢有段距離，但我都好似聽到佢呼吸、佢嘅聲音係充滿住嘆息。近排收到嘅風都對Miss Wong唔多好，唉⋯⋯我知嘅，痴落周Sir度，搞人老公，點會有同事鍾意呀。呢手嘢真係唔好傳到去學生度，如果唔係佢真係唔知點喺度教書！

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睇到佢咁愁嘅樣，我真係有一種愛莫能助嘅感覺。好想幫佢⋯⋯但可以點幫呀？

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「嗯？」Miss Wong向我望返嚟，語帶嚴厲咁講：「你又唔記得點背啦？」

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吓？你唔係分心冇聽我背書咩？

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我咳一兩聲，就扮有啲不滿咁講：「都冇觀眾，背嚟都冇用啦！」

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Miss Wong深吸一口氣，佢應該好不滿我公然咁串佢，佢行返去老師枱就話：「你又知我冇聽。」

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「邊個同你講嘢。你要望住佢對眼。」

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Miss Wong 被我呢句說話突擊，呆咗一下。

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「我記得你教過嘅嘢架。」我講得謙遜，但其實心底暗爽。媾女秘技之一，就係重視佢嘅說話嘛！

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「今次係我唔啱。Sorry。」Miss微微一笑，感覺到佢被我頭先嗰句氹返。不過佢好快就面色一沈，望一望錶，就話：「我差唔多要去開會啦。今日到此為止啦。」

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「Miss等陣。」

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「嗯？」

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「我睇完一本啦。」我將包得好整齊嘅《台北人》還返比Miss Wong。剎那間，我忽然緊張起嚟：「另一本仲睇緊，會遲啲還。」

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佢接過本書後有啲唔知反應，仔細咁望下本書，一面難以置信咁望返我：「點解會包晒書嘅？」

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「包住書易啲打理嘛！冇咁易爛。又易啲清潔，同埋⋯⋯」我知道下一句一講出口，等同Filrt左佢。我猶豫咗一兩秒，就鼓起勇氣講：「同埋，本書對你好重要。我覺得⋯⋯要好好珍惜。所以我就⋯⋯啊⋯⋯唔⋯⋯」講講下我都唔知自己想講咩。

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喺我極度緊張同混亂之下，Miss Wong揭開咗內頁，指住咁講：「你睇咗啦？」

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佢指住嗰段嘢就係佢老師鼓勵佢嘅說話。

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「嗯⋯⋯係囉。對你好有紀念價值。要小心保管嘛。哈哈⋯⋯我都覺得奇怪，點解咁重要嘅嘢你都可以借比紫嘴嘅？」

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Miss Wong露出一個意義不明嘅笑容，我唔知係因為我氹到佢開心定係其實呢個只係苦笑。只見佢好珍惜嘅抱住本書，就坐咗喺老師枱度。佢呢一刻好似放低咗老師嘅身份，所以都忘記咗自己唔可以著裙坐枱！

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「曾經以為唔重要。曾經以為可以放手。但到真係要放手時，其實心底好唔拾得。」講完之後，Miss Wong低頭望住本書。但我直覺覺得，佢唔係講緊呢本書。佢好似講緊一段關係？

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周Sir? Matthew? 定係上次喺電話Whatapps見到嗰個「Vick」？

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總之我聽到一頭霧水。見佢咁愁，我忍唔住講：「Miss 你唔開心咗好耐?」

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「嗯？」

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「我覺得你唔開心咗好耐，你被好多嘢煩緊。」

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「未就係你囉。」佢惡作劇咁笑。

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「喂呀。」

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Miss Wong嘻一聲笑：「講笑咋。你而家冇咁令我煩啦。」

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「咁仲有咩令你煩架？」

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「我啲工作嘢，講你都唔明架啦。」Miss搖頭笑說：「你交齊功課我就冇咁煩喇！」

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「你啲功課我有交架！」

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「其他科呢？你一份都冇交呀。嚟緊校長查簿啦。你想我快啲死嘅，記得唔好交功課呀！」Miss Wong嘆咗口氣。

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「我地交唔齊功課你會好大劑？」

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Miss Wong白咗我一眼後就慢慢同我解釋我地唔做功課點樣會令到佢好頭痕。佢話一間學校就等於一間公司，4A班就係其中一條team。Miss Wong就係呢條team嘅經理，我地就係啲員工。咁學生嘅成績、操行之類就係呢條team嘅業績。大老闆要睇Miss Wong 管理呢條Team管理成點，最直接就係睇下我地嘅功課做成點同埋有冇交齊。

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「校長會查埋其他科任老師嘅簿。你唔交其他科嘅功課。科任老師最後都會煩我去催你交。我仲要唔係照顧你一隻馬騮仔。阿偉呢？杰少同阿波呢？唉⋯⋯仲有好煩嘅利添豪。你班馬騮仔，一唔留堂就個個欠交！」

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講完Miss Wong長長咁嘆咗口氣。我冇諗過佢今日會同我講工作嘅煩惱，就好似朋友咁。

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既然朋友有難，梗係要拔刀相助啦。

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「Miss我可以點幫你呀？」

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「幫我？哈⋯⋯」Miss冷笑：「做功課係你責任呀！仲好講係幫我？」

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「我知我知！我自己嘅功課我一定做！」我：「另一方面，我可以幫手催佢地交架嘛！」

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「我都催唔到。你得？」

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「哈哈——！信匡哥！」

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「吓？！」Miss Wong一面狐疑。

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「信匡哥！一定得！」

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