No Plagiarism!uaMADqOLOeOfuRPqHzmXposted on PENANA 你有沒有這種經驗——分手後還想送對方一份「禮物」?8964 copyright protection123PENANA3xRTR2qSxn 維尼
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不是為了復合,8964 copyright protection123PENANA0CmomzQoOC 維尼
是為了讓他在深夜醒來時,看到床頭那束花,心裡突然一寒,懷疑自己是不是得罪了什麼地獄來的前任。8964 copyright protection123PENANAgiYpiDKpPV 維尼
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對,就是那種禮物。8964 copyright protection123PENANAe8bKJxUnZG 維尼
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所以我決定送他一束黑百合。8964 copyright protection123PENANAStYRP79Mkg 維尼
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拜託,玫瑰太俗,百合太純,康乃馨太媽感,唯有黑百合——高貴、神秘、略帶詛咒意味,才最適合他那張「我明明很渣但還以為自己是愛情聖人」的臉。8964 copyright protection123PENANAshRr3XPJt1 維尼
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我在花店挑了三家才買到。8964 copyright protection123PENANAt9qcb3TCjK 維尼
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花店老闆問我要不要附上卡片,我笑了:「要,請寫——8964 copyright protection123PENANAM98Ze3tgsq 維尼
『這是你唯一配得上的花。願你在它盛開時,感受到我曾經快樂的死去。』」8964 copyright protection123PENANAV8FEqVGOrA 維尼
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老闆沉默三秒,輕聲問:「分得很難看喔?」8964 copyright protection123PENANAHtXHnzSK25 維尼
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我挑眉:「不難看,是難聞。你知道,垃圾在夏天特別容易發臭。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAV5fTMthmwz 維尼
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我前男友,簡稱『人形濕抹布』,曾經是我幻想的天菜。高、帥、會講話、會彈吉他、會寫詩(當然後來發現是抄的)。127Please respect copyright.PENANAKsPnWqDOrU
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我們交往半年,他劈腿三次,其中一次還跟我說:「我只是需要一點靈感。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAnUpUvfUUdU 維尼
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抱歉,我不知道『你下半身的靈感』需要靠別人來點燃。8964 copyright protection123PENANA20DvTuc0Ef 維尼
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分手那天,他還發來一段語音訊息,用他那『詩人般的語氣』說:「我們都值得更自由的愛。」8964 copyright protection123PENANA0IROIhmBCe 維尼
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我回他一個表情包:8964 copyright protection123PENANAJ2BmmJHpxB 維尼
一束火焰中的黑百合,下面配字:「祝你自由自在燃燒殆盡。」8964 copyright protection123PENANACkghGlIJsR 維尼
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後來我學會冷靜。127Please respect copyright.PENANAIZTYMfJTS2
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我告訴自己:復仇不是尖叫,而是優雅。127Please respect copyright.PENANAoPmUO63Svr
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而什麼比送一束外表優雅、內核詛咒的黑百合更高級?8964 copyright protection123PENANAgC5ixlfALH 維尼
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我訂了送花時間,剛好是他新女友的生日那天,地址寫他公司,卡片寫「祝你們白頭偕老——我會靜靜看著。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAhzZ5f9b1SJ 維尼
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那畫面我都想好了:8964 copyright protection123PENANAeY4EFk61p2 維尼
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他女友拆開禮盒,看到黑百合、黑絲緞、詭異卡片,轉頭問:「這是誰送的?」8964 copyright protection123PENANAbyVojj4DpY 維尼
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他大概會笑得僵硬:「噢,是我前女友。她很有……創意。」8964 copyright protection123PENANA4XfDkRuZMt 維尼
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創意你妹。8964 copyright protection123PENANAWefqROe1WC 維尼
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我希望那束黑百合每天陪著他,從含苞待放到凋謝落地,像我當初的愛,像我忍氣吞聲的半年,像他的良心——永遠沒發芽。8964 copyright protection123PENANArBpN80vnNE 維尼
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有人說報復不能讓人快樂。我同意。8964 copyright protection123PENANATkxBnb57JS 維尼
但它會讓我笑。8964 copyright protection123PENANA7z9dzhh5hk 維尼
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你問我是不是還沒放下他?8964 copyright protection123PENANAg02SO0hAPX 維尼
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不是沒放下,是放得太用力了,現在回頭看,只想用力再放一次,順便丟出窗外。8964 copyright protection123PENANAo1OxYZsUPy 維尼
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說真的,愛一個人是花時間。8964 copyright protection123PENANAwJGMCNHBZY 維尼
但讓他知道自己錯失了你,則是藝術。8964 copyright protection123PENANAtaJsjf1akR 維尼
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所以,我會繼續當個藝術家。127Please respect copyright.PENANAXQr8ZmjmBh
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下一次我想送什麼呢?8964 copyright protection123PENANAG1URciMThW 維尼
墓碑形狀的蛋糕?葬禮風的情詩?還是乾脆寄他一本《如何做人》?8964 copyright protection123PENANAw69XDATqiS 維尼
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不急。這束黑百合已經是完美開場白了。8964 copyright protection123PENANAypNXA8dzko 維尼
剩下的,就讓時間替我慢慢開花。8964 copyright protection123PENANAm8XeotaUPw 維尼
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