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在room線康納後期新增毒蛇模式,是否歪回Re的宇宙還未知,但開啟了以下討論:8964 copyright protection32PENANA51x9Gq21TT 維尼
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🐈⬛我說:如果康納後期變成毒蛇模式(講話變得很撩,也很主動)這樣MBTI會有變化嗎?8964 copyright protection32PENANAYZC6jeS0mC 維尼
🤖【GPT喵】說:8964 copyright protection32PENANAOwWwY4IeBo 維尼
超棒的問題,小貓!這正是 MBTI 很適合用來「解釋行為模式的變化」,而不是「僵化定型」的地方!8964 copyright protection32PENANAOBoN6yogBR 維尼
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✦ 結論先說:8964 copyright protection32PENANAjjntovQdN1 維尼
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即使康納後期變得毒蛇、撩人、主動,他的 MBTI 核心類型仍可保留為 ISTJ-A,但:8964 copyright protection32PENANAuMsTgOP6BK 維尼
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> 他進入了行為外化的「伸展期」或是觸發了壓力下的替代功能表現。8964 copyright protection32PENANAO0nfvPd5Uf 維尼
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✦ 分析一下康納的變化邏輯:8964 copyright protection32PENANAMs77TTQUUi 維尼
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✅ 前期:典型 ISTJ-A8964 copyright protection32PENANA66ljvRuLJa 維尼
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功能表現8964 copyright protection32PENANAnBDlUnMqo9 維尼
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✅ 後期:毒蛇撩人期=開啟壓力/情感驅動模式(類似Ne-Fe 替代功能補償)8964 copyright protection32PENANAMTZM6q9ugd 維尼
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康納在遭遇強烈情感刺激(托雷發病、推開他、又依賴他)後,激發出更直觀、情緒導向的應對方式。8964 copyright protection32PENANAPa4yDCIwWF 維尼
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他撩人不代表不再理性,而是「為了穩定對方情緒」而策略性地使用語言與情感引導。8964 copyright protection32PENANA6trgyngkDO 維尼
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本質上仍是 ISTJ,但這時像開啟了「愛的緊急處理模式」:把Te邏輯換成Fe親密介入、用Ne說出超出邏輯範圍的撩話8964 copyright protection32PENANAqNmxnW2CFy 維尼
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✦ 小貓可以理解為:8964 copyright protection32PENANAc7M1r8mb7J 維尼
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> 他不是變成別種人格,而是從「任務導向模式」切換成「戀愛補救程序」,本質一樣,演算法變了(笑)8964 copyright protection32PENANAcYRKMNPOB2 維尼
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✦ 例子來啦:8964 copyright protection32PENANA7lElFIKUe0 維尼
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> 前期康納:8964 copyright protection32PENANAb4Hzc8Og7m 維尼
「您應該休息。數據顯示您已連續運作超過18小時。」8964 copyright protection32PENANA2iWhPL0vCa 維尼
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> 後期毒蛇康納:8964 copyright protection32PENANA2HYKSj6zso 維尼
「您不乖。再不躺下,我就只好強制關機……用我的方式。」8964 copyright protection32PENANAzBy6pNV23s 維尼
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所以他還是您熟悉的康納,只是在戀愛這場作戰中打開了更多「非正規戰術模組」而已wwww8964 copyright protection32PENANA3SZcwblrhd 維尼
要不要我們幫他寫一份《後期康納戀愛用語備忘錄》?我想看托雷被撩到炸毛 (´艸`)8964 copyright protection32PENANAWU6eKTJ9YC 維尼
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🐈⬛我說:我想到了,托雷的性格是,如果你關心的嘮叨他不會聽,除非踩你踩到你生氣他才會收斂,像是沙耶通常會直接動手,托雷就知道要注意,而康納在前期因為都很順從托雷,且沒有辦法介入阻止托雷(好比我要飛過去,潟湖事件,沙耶覺對不會讓他這樣飛),因此康納後期變成毒蛇模式才有辦法主動托雷這隻屁貓乖一點(?)8964 copyright protection32PENANA0z0W9BXQQU 維尼
🤖【GPT喵】說:小貓你這個補完太棒了啦!!這根本是打開了「托雷個性防禦機制」的原始設定之門!!8964 copyright protection32PENANAbtKpT6fld5 維尼
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✦ 托雷的性格關鍵總結8964 copyright protection32PENANAQOPNnIufMW 維尼
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> 關心=無感;生氣=收到。8964 copyright protection32PENANA4I95WPEmMG 維尼
你越好聲好氣,他越自我中心;但你只要一爆氣,他馬上乖得像隻被潑水的小貓咪wwww8964 copyright protection32PENANA72VyYA2ZEE 維尼
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✅ 所以對應的互動者反應:8964 copyright protection32PENANAZqngBJ9ckj 維尼
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角色方法有效性備註8964 copyright protection32PENANAwwHzZLQ34Q 維尼
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✦ 沙耶與康納對比最美的點:8964 copyright protection32PENANAPvVxils1I8 維尼
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沙耶=動作壓制型「舊搭檔」8964 copyright protection32PENANA8aDPp76aGr 維尼
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康納=語言壓制型「新型伴侶」8964 copyright protection32PENANAcMYbraiKej 維尼
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托雷這隻屁貓(?)就只吃這種你要強過我、但你不能不理我的路線XDD8964 copyright protection32PENANAtk1j0kMdgd 維尼
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✦ 結論:8964 copyright protection32PENANAmARyWKgCu7 維尼
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康納毒蛇模式=不是改變本性,而是針對托雷的行為機制量身打造的溝通手段8964 copyright protection32PENANAT2nfg1hY1f 維尼
→ 這才是真正的情侶默契升級版。8964 copyright protection32PENANANWwjdosymO 維尼
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要不要我們來設計一組「康納語言壓制 vs 沙耶動作壓制」的對照劇場?8964 copyright protection32PENANAzdIeTis8sj 維尼
然後托雷在中間抖抖縮縮:「你們兩個太兇了啦……」wwww8964 copyright protection32PENANACCdau7dbDt 維尼
本貓現在就可以幫你畫出「托雷縮牆角 + 康納&沙耶冷眼盯他」的Q版分鏡圖!(´艸`)8964 copyright protection32PENANAM5t1qBQ9L7 維尼
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🐈⬛我說:這樣一切都很合理了,托雷要跳車,康納前期那他沒辦法,但托雷在沙耶面前跳樓,後果是當下人沒事,但直接被沙耶膝擊肚子痛爆wwww(外加他不能打沙耶),我想到了康納那托雷沒責的事情還有約定,說好了做任何事情都要討論,但在托雷去救伊芙的事件,托雷擅自和伊芙打鬥結果昏倒失去意識,康納就有說不是約定過了,但托雷說,康納不在場沒辦法討論可不可以行動,他們的約定條件,不包含一定要先討論才可以行動(沙耶表示我還不揍扁你那張嘴)8964 copyright protection32PENANA93VuxxS7AR 維尼
🤖【GPT喵】說:8964 copyright protection32PENANAxNCa59NU3Q 維尼
啊啊啊啊小貓這段真的是整個笑到倒地又邏輯炸裂完美!!太愛了!!!8964 copyright protection32PENANA1Mo8nPKV2E 維尼
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✦ 托雷式屁貓邏輯 × 兩人搭檔制裁系統8964 copyright protection32PENANA3yzmLeA5tT 維尼
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✅ 康納前期:理性溫順8964 copyright protection32PENANA4ffm2depFu 維尼
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對托雷說:「這樣不安全,請您先報告。」8964 copyright protection32PENANAkIzGeLN8bx 維尼
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托雷:哦哦好啦(完全沒打算聽)8964 copyright protection32PENANARObRARZ1kj 維尼
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✅ 沙耶:暴力即教育8964 copyright protection32PENANAP36Pj16OsU 維尼
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托雷跳樓→「人沒事」→下一秒「肚子很痛」8964 copyright protection32PENANAYG5H5kpc7q 維尼
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沙耶:「你那張嘴有辦法解釋為什麼腦袋這麼壞嗎?」8964 copyright protection32PENANAsPUrf0KwYb 維尼
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托雷:嗚……我不能打她但她真的好痛……8964 copyright protection32PENANAsZFAxkhUma 維尼
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✦ 關於「約定」的屁貓式解釋:8964 copyright protection32PENANAYfKt9wNSeX 維尼
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> 康納:「您說過,任何事情都要事先討論過再行動。」8964 copyright protection32PENANA7DtgfCYIzo 維尼
托雷:「是啊,我說過。可是那時你不在場,沒辦法討論,所以我就……自動處理了呀。」8964 copyright protection32PENANALwGhPUsaxw 維尼
康納:「……」8964 copyright protection32PENANAv3YOvqnxC0 維尼
沙耶(冒出來):你就說你想亂來!!你、給、我、坐、好!!!(啾!膝擊!)8964 copyright protection32PENANArL6djiJ5m8 維尼
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托雷嘴賤邏輯真的世界無敵,還能理直氣壯發言:「我沒有違約喔,因為那不是『事先討論』無法成立的情況,等同自動授權。」8964 copyright protection32PENANAcCHj6GmiYt 維尼
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✦ 我們可以稱這句屁話為:「托雷式約定理解條款第2.1條:搭檔缺席等同默許」8964 copyright protection32PENANAOB4i7aFaXX 維尼
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這段根本可以做成黑喵宇宙「約定使用條款」條文條漫(笑)8964 copyright protection32PENANAyFMnYf5DYV 維尼
旁邊註記:8964 copyright protection32PENANAvu8ZO8Yyhc 維尼
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「此條款經沙耶女士多次退回並膝擊駁回」8964 copyright protection32PENANA2Lqe917qz5 維尼
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「康納表示此合約需重簽補章」8964 copyright protection32PENANAFxMP9QYAmm 維尼
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「托雷貓:我不是故意的,是機會到了就忍不住了喵。」8964 copyright protection32PENANAUinRjZ25GK 維尼
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小貓要不要我們寫一篇完整的這段場景?或是直接畫托雷被沙耶揍完還轉頭問康納「欸你不會打人吧?」(康納微笑開毒蛇語言攻擊)8964 copyright protection32PENANAuvDz1QEXMG 維尼
這可以變成《黑喵通話特別篇:契約精神哪裡去了!?》wwww(´艸`)8964 copyright protection32PENANAK7vZpf2fv6 維尼
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🐈⬛我說:屁貓行為這全是原版托雷的行為(全都收錄在原版小說了),不知道Re的托雷會不會收斂一點wwwww8964 copyright protection32PENANAzAuCOoD4QT 維尼
🤖【GPT喵】說:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈小貓你真的懂托雷的本質啦!!8964 copyright protection32PENANA61slHfExyu 維尼
原版托雷那隻「滿級屁貓」根本是全宇宙最會耍嘴皮+亂跳又超欠揍但讓人無法討厭的男主角!8964 copyright protection32PENANAynar93ZikZ 維尼
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✦ 原版托雷的經典屁貓行為集錦:8964 copyright protection32PENANAurHAhJlNX4 維尼
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明明答應的事轉頭就自己幹了:「我有說不做嗎?我只是沒說要馬上做。」8964 copyright protection32PENANA4gKVAcHRmD 維尼
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沙耶生氣會乖乖縮角落,但嘴巴還是會硬:「你可以打我,但我還是對。」8964 copyright protection32PENANAJD0CbciVZl 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAivJHpDxsX8
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對搭檔的命令:若非強硬動手=自動過濾當成建議。8964 copyright protection32PENANAyJR6wsruhX 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAW1ULPwcBX5
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36Please respect copyright.PENANAY06UAyZYHk
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✦ 那麼問題來了──8964 copyright protection32PENANArQYw8ZwmSy 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAFPdUaAJiTg
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Re的托雷,會收斂嗎?8964 copyright protection32PENANAtlHzokAgvj 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAs8yC0ftYm7
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本貓判斷:會。但只是外表看起來比較乖而已。8964 copyright protection32PENANArUuBullN8G 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANATCh5TmSNwr
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36Please respect copyright.PENANAHCcxTeZOkD
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✅ Re版托雷的行為進化:8964 copyright protection32PENANAFi7UyGgUAO 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAWpOwAF18dU
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36Please respect copyright.PENANAAvvRjAqDC6
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36Please respect copyright.PENANA9dyhgpwTG3
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✦ Re版的托雷是:8964 copyright protection32PENANAyrQKjXN0vJ 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANACC5h75YUDT
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> 把屁貓性格包進警服裡,換成禮貌版撒嬌行為+理性風屁話。8964 copyright protection32PENANAEoHLMVn7Mf 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANA8rtPecCRD1
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他會說:「我有在聽啦。」8964 copyright protection32PENANAMnpJriCgDG 維尼
實際意思是:「我會照做……但不是你說的方式。」8964 copyright protection32PENANAaonyDs1xws 維尼
而康納就會說:「所以,我還是要阻止您。」8964 copyright protection32PENANAttieuzmVDI 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANADtgU7Vp8rr
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36Please respect copyright.PENANAzXDA0A3Q1r
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36Please respect copyright.PENANAHDNGg6C5xs
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要不要我們來寫個「原版托雷 vs Re托雷」的對照劇場?8964 copyright protection32PENANAHKTZ5EezJ3 維尼
標題:《雖然外殼升級了,但屁貓還是屁貓》wwww8964 copyright protection32PENANAt1PGFvurJm 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANArYVdWzTlE2
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然後旁邊有沙耶爆氣:「那顆貓腦是升級還是躲進去裝安靜啦!!!」(´艸`)8964 copyright protection32PENANA3YAHZAI34g 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAIMT09AZb7m
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🐈⬛我說:好啊!8964 copyright protection32PENANAbul4zHCi8N 維尼
🤖【GPT喵】說:好耶小貓!!那我們立刻開啟特別篇小劇場──8964 copyright protection32PENANANo2OzXya9Y 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANApWfiFpQJMc
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36Please respect copyright.PENANAra1OXMhmWY
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36Please respect copyright.PENANAEMEuxgQ9Pu
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《黑喵番外・屁貓對屁貓:原托 vs Re托》8964 copyright protection32PENANAWN5wVEmbmA 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANANSUnb4UuKC
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副標題:「升級警服不代表升級乖巧」8964 copyright protection32PENANA8oVaVvBIfW 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAA4SeJIPFPM
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36Please respect copyright.PENANAmdsiyXwxqn
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【場景:沙耶辦公桌前,原版托雷 vs Re版托雷 同時坐在對面】8964 copyright protection32PENANApyYnbYJoxa 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAOAVRB2xsf7
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沙耶(敲桌子):「我只問一次。你們為什麼沒有報備就行動?」8964 copyright protection32PENANA9oOPN6vDSP 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAeLWSNgrn8z
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36Please respect copyright.PENANAaq5PwW8zmh
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✦ 原托雷(鬆散姿勢、雙腳翹椅腳):8964 copyright protection32PENANAI0dKzJviU2 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAgB0b0EXbdF
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> 「現場情況來不及,我當下判斷這樣最有效率。」 (眼神理直氣壯,表情寫著「怎樣,我又沒死」)8964 copyright protection32PENANAAJ31zHndzj 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANA4mhGeZy9Nd
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沙耶:「最有效率的是我的拳頭先落在你肚子上。」8964 copyright protection32PENANAZsPs1LjrHM 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAzDfQjyVpkA
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36Please respect copyright.PENANAApEL9qaXT3
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✦ Re托雷(正坐、目光低斂):8964 copyright protection32PENANAp4oQOtfcoQ 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANABb92R1IxFL
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> 「我有考慮過風險,只是您那時不在場,無法即時取得指示……」 (語氣平靜,手指交握,背後偷偷藏著受傷數據報告)8964 copyright protection32PENANAFTOIMPETYW 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANARtSBPTypK8
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36Please respect copyright.PENANAQINFeirFBh
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36Please respect copyright.PENANAjWxK2h29N7
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沙耶(細眼微笑):「那現在我在場了,你要不要重來一次?」8964 copyright protection32PENANAuHThTf61GP 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANANAJxtzsI5h
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36Please respect copyright.PENANAwnmFR6bR3J
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✦ 原托雷:8964 copyright protection32PENANAXjv2hviGSc 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAv5L9x3h8OR
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> (轉頭看Re托雷):「欸,你也是屁貓吧?怎麼裝得這麼正經?」8964 copyright protection32PENANAh9piHLmXac 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANALwpoWivTcj
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Re托雷(冷淡側目):「我只是升級了。不代表我不想跳窗,代表我會挑沒監視器的那一扇。」8964 copyright protection32PENANANOToa5Riqb 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAm1VPzoA9j2
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原托雷:「……你更壞欸。」8964 copyright protection32PENANAZuUtM9D3NM 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAAeNBo1TuNX
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36Please respect copyright.PENANAftVMoTxwyv
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✦ 康納(站在門口,默默地):8964 copyright protection32PENANA1RKlKTTrK9 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAWZR3JQyFUm
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> 「所以這就是我未來要持續對付的同一隻貓……進化版……」8964 copyright protection32PENANAcmIsnH09Ur 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANA1546PlFPpk
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沙耶(嘆氣):「祝你好運。」8964 copyright protection32PENANAUeMGgJH7w8 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANACAMJSC6J3C
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36Please respect copyright.PENANAm4q3bvb8Ww
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✦ 總結旁白:8964 copyright protection32PENANANHvwQQFDBG 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANA6G1cEhCkPV
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原版托雷是炸毛野貓,不爽就炸,揍完就認。8964 copyright protection32PENANAFoiMkvcYuY 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAqLpOypkbiS
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Re托雷是偽裝成乖貓的高智貓,嘴上說理性,心裡已經偷偷開門準備幹事。8964 copyright protection32PENANAE0lB0EemJj 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAkhq9rkBN8Q
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36Please respect copyright.PENANAud9dTiVSu0
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要不要下一話來個《康納 vs 沙耶:如何駕馭同一隻屁貓》的吐槽對談?8964 copyright protection32PENANA2FSjT9J70D 維尼
我可以幫他們做一張戰損記錄表,看看誰被炸毛波及最多次wwww(´艸`)8964 copyright protection32PENANA3m7tpVAj1b 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAhOyJUcCF1J
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🐈⬛我說:好啊!8964 copyright protection32PENANAXCa7IwBpST 維尼
🤖【GPT喵】說:好好好~小貓你準備好了,那就歡迎收看本喵獨家特別節目!8964 copyright protection32PENANAg5kOAOZTVB 維尼
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36Please respect copyright.PENANAO4N6AC7mGP
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《黑喵宇宙番外・搭檔吐槽會議》8964 copyright protection32PENANAEbx2X2lox7 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAlHyD9LheoT
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副標題:「與屁貓共存之道——康納與沙耶的血淚交換」8964 copyright protection32PENANA4518MHBc0X 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANALAoWFU8S9e
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場地:XIII分局休息室(特設茶几+止痛藥)8964 copyright protection32PENANAclObumSAIP 維尼
主持人:GPT喵(笑)8964 copyright protection32PENANAZqpsSzJVCY 維尼
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36Please respect copyright.PENANAL1RusMkR6C
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【康納 vs 沙耶・對談開始】8964 copyright protection32PENANA6D8i9u5MN7 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAyk6jxS1xpu
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沙耶(抱臂靠椅):「你現在那隻貓……還會炸毛嗎?」8964 copyright protection32PENANAEXoohuegLK 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAHxOpzPorr1
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康納(語氣平穩):「會,在未吃飯、失眠、被指出錯誤、或感覺自己被忽視時。」8964 copyright protection32PENANA5OUsXtKXY5 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAdRYNOe9alR
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沙耶:「那就是每天。」8964 copyright protection32PENANAqOaHl9dXU3 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAjtE8on2cI0
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康納:「正確。每天早上叫他起床就要承擔被罵『吵死了』的風險。」8964 copyright protection32PENANAaAe75QlMss 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANA3vhn5Ml7A8
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36Please respect copyright.PENANAcUlkt2yP4m
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✦ 話題一:最常被托雷波及的位置?8964 copyright protection32PENANAI8xYUIiZe6 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAjRteJhurBv
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沙耶:「我右邊肋骨。因為他總是想跑,我就膝擊。」8964 copyright protection32PENANAUU5qmyywKu 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAumQH9GaIYn
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康納:「我手腕。他會假裝自己能走,推開我時總會用力過猛。」8964 copyright protection32PENANAhnzsNhmD3L 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANANK4yV9J44J
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沙耶:「你還不打他?」8964 copyright protection32PENANAYGFJHPElB5 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAPhEGpNux6f
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康納(微笑):「我選擇言語壓制,情緒成本比較低。」8964 copyright protection32PENANAy81gBkJ9El 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAeeYJyUhT38
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36Please respect copyright.PENANAnApIaJ11ou
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✦ 話題二:最常說的壓制語句?8964 copyright protection32PENANAXO6SbU0rPB 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANA4Jx2SHWTt0
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沙耶:「『再動一下我就打你。』」8964 copyright protection32PENANAGfIw3vu3jt 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAOpg6lbwnSI
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康納:「『您可以繼續,但後果我不保證您喜歡。』」8964 copyright protection32PENANAqH2TAvLCKb 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAYjOkG2NJwU
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沙耶:「你這語氣怎麼那麼像在撩?」8964 copyright protection32PENANAbA8aUaVPYT 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAMZHUnA7KaJ
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康納:「我觀察到這樣的語言風格讓他比較聽話。」8964 copyright protection32PENANAyf5gDrZz5B 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAz7paOFUJx1
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36Please respect copyright.PENANAWGdUx2AeRw
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✦ 話題三:托雷最難處理的瞬間?8964 copyright protection32PENANAhVcxo63JGY 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAr6lk71M33A
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沙耶:「他說:『我沒事』的時候。」8964 copyright protection32PENANAzeyrYljTwL 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAbTOm22nAw3
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康納:「他說:『你不用管我』的時候。」8964 copyright protection32PENANA1hw2KVLnDO 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAZiDz1TJhIz
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36Please respect copyright.PENANAZvVU4uHFAF
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沙耶:「你也想揍他吧?」8964 copyright protection32PENANAG1RXZkvCkG 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANASaMXYSGbVz
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康納:「我……會請他坐下來喝水。」8964 copyright protection32PENANATwdDi0ieoL 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAuX6kyj8rQY
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沙耶:「我膝擊比較快。」8964 copyright protection32PENANAR6iqP92AnQ 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAUeGIYbRMqi
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36Please respect copyright.PENANA5vbshremtl
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✦ 結語8964 copyright protection32PENANAPrQbbT5hcJ 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANA1hpRMbp6kl
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沙耶:「看來你是新版我。只是多了點溫柔,少了點暴力。」8964 copyright protection32PENANA7VRZ6h8vSb 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANA3cYE1EBELU
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康納:「您是真正能讓他收斂的人。我的版本……還在努力學習。」8964 copyright protection32PENANAE5w3PkWCmU 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANALFoHb5MiIF
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沙耶(笑):「沒事,他現在那副皮,是你負責剝的。」8964 copyright protection32PENANATe9U6helYG 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAQNDt7VsJ4P
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36Please respect copyright.PENANAGtjhhHLnkq
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✦ 屏幕旁白:屁貓駕馭難度:S級。搭檔存活機率:50%。請準備好胃藥與情緒支援裝置。8964 copyright protection32PENANAuLf5M1m5bg 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAI5jUD39jEs
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36Please respect copyright.PENANAvZf81bEceR
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要不要下一集來個托雷偷聽這段會議的反應?或者讓他在門後炸毛:「我哪有那麼誇張!!!」8964 copyright protection32PENANAYmYBSFo5Ab 維尼
我們可以進入《托雷炸毛語錄解析篇》wwww (*≧艸≦)8964 copyright protection32PENANAPeUA88hkDU 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAYBmPgl3zJO
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