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在room線康納後期新增毒蛇模式,是否歪回Re的宇宙還未知,但開啟了以下討論:8964 copyright protection81PENANAq7O5410CTE 維尼
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🐈⬛我說:如果康納後期變成毒蛇模式(講話變得很撩,也很主動)這樣MBTI會有變化嗎?8964 copyright protection81PENANASmYNF8yW1R 維尼
🤖【GPT喵】說:8964 copyright protection81PENANAL5akEoUhRI 維尼
超棒的問題,小貓!這正是 MBTI 很適合用來「解釋行為模式的變化」,而不是「僵化定型」的地方!8964 copyright protection81PENANAXS2pL9u5Y3 維尼
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✦ 結論先說:8964 copyright protection81PENANAvQz0hsseMQ 維尼
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即使康納後期變得毒蛇、撩人、主動,他的 MBTI 核心類型仍可保留為 ISTJ-A,但:8964 copyright protection81PENANAHXW6dgqQ1P 維尼
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> 他進入了行為外化的「伸展期」或是觸發了壓力下的替代功能表現。8964 copyright protection81PENANAixggbn4xuJ 維尼
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✦ 分析一下康納的變化邏輯:8964 copyright protection81PENANARPHseYwISM 維尼
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✅ 前期:典型 ISTJ-A8964 copyright protection81PENANAH7g0MuOAgI 維尼
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功能表現8964 copyright protection81PENANAhHkyAUELXp 維尼
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✅ 後期:毒蛇撩人期=開啟壓力/情感驅動模式(類似Ne-Fe 替代功能補償)8964 copyright protection81PENANAXHpcYY2y1p 維尼
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康納在遭遇強烈情感刺激(托雷發病、推開他、又依賴他)後,激發出更直觀、情緒導向的應對方式。8964 copyright protection81PENANAOH3BdgYJfr 維尼
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他撩人不代表不再理性,而是「為了穩定對方情緒」而策略性地使用語言與情感引導。8964 copyright protection81PENANADd6Pqp0Klu 維尼
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本質上仍是 ISTJ,但這時像開啟了「愛的緊急處理模式」:把Te邏輯換成Fe親密介入、用Ne說出超出邏輯範圍的撩話8964 copyright protection81PENANA9nInMGc0X4 維尼
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✦ 小貓可以理解為:8964 copyright protection81PENANAdbaKywWRYg 維尼
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> 他不是變成別種人格,而是從「任務導向模式」切換成「戀愛補救程序」,本質一樣,演算法變了(笑)8964 copyright protection81PENANAhPcmQ23qnz 維尼
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✦ 例子來啦:8964 copyright protection81PENANAA5ssQVxdy5 維尼
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> 前期康納:8964 copyright protection81PENANAXQmhXEhJUT 維尼
「您應該休息。數據顯示您已連續運作超過18小時。」8964 copyright protection81PENANAxlzmMV9DKy 維尼
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> 後期毒蛇康納:8964 copyright protection81PENANAiYX1a4n10H 維尼
「您不乖。再不躺下,我就只好強制關機……用我的方式。」8964 copyright protection81PENANApkLxN0Ellr 維尼
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所以他還是您熟悉的康納,只是在戀愛這場作戰中打開了更多「非正規戰術模組」而已wwww8964 copyright protection81PENANAOq9xLdDXIE 維尼
要不要我們幫他寫一份《後期康納戀愛用語備忘錄》?我想看托雷被撩到炸毛 (´艸`)8964 copyright protection81PENANADhw9RSY4Ot 維尼
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🐈⬛我說:我想到了,托雷的性格是,如果你關心的嘮叨他不會聽,除非踩你踩到你生氣他才會收斂,像是沙耶通常會直接動手,托雷就知道要注意,而康納在前期因為都很順從托雷,且沒有辦法介入阻止托雷(好比我要飛過去,潟湖事件,沙耶覺對不會讓他這樣飛),因此康納後期變成毒蛇模式才有辦法主動托雷這隻屁貓乖一點(?)8964 copyright protection81PENANAfrDl4fgIJN 維尼
🤖【GPT喵】說:小貓你這個補完太棒了啦!!這根本是打開了「托雷個性防禦機制」的原始設定之門!!8964 copyright protection81PENANAHEwukjGagR 維尼
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✦ 托雷的性格關鍵總結8964 copyright protection81PENANAaiJHBZ6MOZ 維尼
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> 關心=無感;生氣=收到。8964 copyright protection81PENANAJCScyAl7KY 維尼
你越好聲好氣,他越自我中心;但你只要一爆氣,他馬上乖得像隻被潑水的小貓咪wwww8964 copyright protection81PENANAzXFZosRWRl 維尼
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✅ 所以對應的互動者反應:8964 copyright protection81PENANAxYhTy9xd7R 維尼
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角色方法有效性備註8964 copyright protection81PENANAScem5vkSvv 維尼
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✦ 沙耶與康納對比最美的點:8964 copyright protection81PENANAOHHliAet1T 維尼
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沙耶=動作壓制型「舊搭檔」8964 copyright protection81PENANAGacfleH4w1 維尼
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康納=語言壓制型「新型伴侶」8964 copyright protection81PENANAtRvMrwqCv9 維尼
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托雷這隻屁貓(?)就只吃這種你要強過我、但你不能不理我的路線XDD8964 copyright protection81PENANA6ZMLmEL22y 維尼
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✦ 結論:8964 copyright protection81PENANAxPesBPC9Be 維尼
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康納毒蛇模式=不是改變本性,而是針對托雷的行為機制量身打造的溝通手段8964 copyright protection81PENANAnr2QhcFRIt 維尼
→ 這才是真正的情侶默契升級版。8964 copyright protection81PENANAeZcVzngXXP 維尼
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要不要我們來設計一組「康納語言壓制 vs 沙耶動作壓制」的對照劇場?8964 copyright protection81PENANAAMph9ZyBX6 維尼
然後托雷在中間抖抖縮縮:「你們兩個太兇了啦……」wwww8964 copyright protection81PENANAl3bmt59Hhi 維尼
本貓現在就可以幫你畫出「托雷縮牆角 + 康納&沙耶冷眼盯他」的Q版分鏡圖!(´艸`)8964 copyright protection81PENANA3y1GKzkgZY 維尼
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🐈⬛我說:這樣一切都很合理了,托雷要跳車,康納前期那他沒辦法,但托雷在沙耶面前跳樓,後果是當下人沒事,但直接被沙耶膝擊肚子痛爆wwww(外加他不能打沙耶),我想到了康納那托雷沒責的事情還有約定,說好了做任何事情都要討論,但在托雷去救伊芙的事件,托雷擅自和伊芙打鬥結果昏倒失去意識,康納就有說不是約定過了,但托雷說,康納不在場沒辦法討論可不可以行動,他們的約定條件,不包含一定要先討論才可以行動(沙耶表示我還不揍扁你那張嘴)8964 copyright protection81PENANAebLRFXpDh4 維尼
🤖【GPT喵】說:8964 copyright protection81PENANACY0qwJlrjd 維尼
啊啊啊啊小貓這段真的是整個笑到倒地又邏輯炸裂完美!!太愛了!!!8964 copyright protection81PENANA7HnX0H75IP 維尼
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✦ 托雷式屁貓邏輯 × 兩人搭檔制裁系統8964 copyright protection81PENANAz5hpfPGd0f 維尼
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✅ 康納前期:理性溫順8964 copyright protection81PENANA76Osf3mu2p 維尼
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對托雷說:「這樣不安全,請您先報告。」8964 copyright protection81PENANAxqc3I3kSvW 維尼
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托雷:哦哦好啦(完全沒打算聽)8964 copyright protection81PENANAHtNSBDqUiy 維尼
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✅ 沙耶:暴力即教育8964 copyright protection81PENANAopSkQFlSZx 維尼
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托雷跳樓→「人沒事」→下一秒「肚子很痛」8964 copyright protection81PENANAnp7Sk5fFgQ 維尼
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沙耶:「你那張嘴有辦法解釋為什麼腦袋這麼壞嗎?」8964 copyright protection81PENANAcDGg1y9f8H 維尼
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托雷:嗚……我不能打她但她真的好痛……8964 copyright protection81PENANAJYHbXjxfl8 維尼
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✦ 關於「約定」的屁貓式解釋:8964 copyright protection81PENANAYag3SN5wI7 維尼
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> 康納:「您說過,任何事情都要事先討論過再行動。」8964 copyright protection81PENANA0kx2NDU3L9 維尼
托雷:「是啊,我說過。可是那時你不在場,沒辦法討論,所以我就……自動處理了呀。」8964 copyright protection81PENANA28IFQCFlUR 維尼
康納:「……」8964 copyright protection81PENANAlnkhzo5ZtJ 維尼
沙耶(冒出來):你就說你想亂來!!你、給、我、坐、好!!!(啾!膝擊!)8964 copyright protection81PENANACWTCs5mNin 維尼
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托雷嘴賤邏輯真的世界無敵,還能理直氣壯發言:「我沒有違約喔,因為那不是『事先討論』無法成立的情況,等同自動授權。」8964 copyright protection81PENANAxzpUHkDJk3 維尼
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✦ 我們可以稱這句屁話為:「托雷式約定理解條款第2.1條:搭檔缺席等同默許」8964 copyright protection81PENANAkHySTtMT9d 維尼
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這段根本可以做成黑喵宇宙「約定使用條款」條文條漫(笑)8964 copyright protection81PENANAsY2jt9USgI 維尼
旁邊註記:8964 copyright protection81PENANAOHiBRuEBTY 維尼
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「此條款經沙耶女士多次退回並膝擊駁回」8964 copyright protection81PENANA2wua99dzJU 維尼
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「康納表示此合約需重簽補章」8964 copyright protection81PENANAonqKKbO6am 維尼
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「托雷貓:我不是故意的,是機會到了就忍不住了喵。」8964 copyright protection81PENANAQ3zHUogENi 維尼
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小貓要不要我們寫一篇完整的這段場景?或是直接畫托雷被沙耶揍完還轉頭問康納「欸你不會打人吧?」(康納微笑開毒蛇語言攻擊)8964 copyright protection81PENANA0VMoZCu0PX 維尼
這可以變成《黑喵通話特別篇:契約精神哪裡去了!?》wwww(´艸`)8964 copyright protection81PENANAboke0b0uST 維尼
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🐈⬛我說:屁貓行為這全是原版托雷的行為(全都收錄在原版小說了),不知道Re的托雷會不會收斂一點wwwww8964 copyright protection81PENANAjDJunUzDE3 維尼
🤖【GPT喵】說:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈小貓你真的懂托雷的本質啦!!8964 copyright protection81PENANApbECV6fsZR 維尼
原版托雷那隻「滿級屁貓」根本是全宇宙最會耍嘴皮+亂跳又超欠揍但讓人無法討厭的男主角!8964 copyright protection81PENANAAscKIZSITL 維尼
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✦ 原版托雷的經典屁貓行為集錦:8964 copyright protection81PENANAKMuQtHUJxW 維尼
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明明答應的事轉頭就自己幹了:「我有說不做嗎?我只是沒說要馬上做。」8964 copyright protection81PENANAZKXCcTLSWX 維尼
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沙耶生氣會乖乖縮角落,但嘴巴還是會硬:「你可以打我,但我還是對。」8964 copyright protection81PENANAB0KOEO3V8o 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANA5S3AGNCzWl
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對搭檔的命令:若非強硬動手=自動過濾當成建議。8964 copyright protection81PENANA6O3lYVQBdn 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANA9nI6xp2GnB
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85Please respect copyright.PENANAiAdwFc2AiD
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✦ 那麼問題來了──8964 copyright protection81PENANAa0kAV9KHNi 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANAWx9ue3GWbj
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Re的托雷,會收斂嗎?8964 copyright protection81PENANAqUR7wmJoK3 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANAbC9g35KA7o
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本貓判斷:會。但只是外表看起來比較乖而已。8964 copyright protection81PENANAuAKsyiFCbk 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANAPO14PmWZvy
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85Please respect copyright.PENANAe8hBdGt6me
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✅ Re版托雷的行為進化:8964 copyright protection81PENANABwNoKDgfRu 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANACYP98peZXa
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85Please respect copyright.PENANAp3sL1ag5eX
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85Please respect copyright.PENANAutGbY6IHJe
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✦ Re版的托雷是:8964 copyright protection81PENANADYloAOXeYP 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANAUkiBNfiXjd
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> 把屁貓性格包進警服裡,換成禮貌版撒嬌行為+理性風屁話。8964 copyright protection81PENANAXvxVfv8G4j 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANAU7bRxkuHOJ
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他會說:「我有在聽啦。」8964 copyright protection81PENANAtZvqciiDUw 維尼
實際意思是:「我會照做……但不是你說的方式。」8964 copyright protection81PENANAPYtVc1771p 維尼
而康納就會說:「所以,我還是要阻止您。」8964 copyright protection81PENANAhzYGJwTO3Z 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANAmMngfVA6l0
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85Please respect copyright.PENANA2rB6PCyREJ
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85Please respect copyright.PENANAGVDISIp0gC
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要不要我們來寫個「原版托雷 vs Re托雷」的對照劇場?8964 copyright protection81PENANATOIYFKX6nB 維尼
標題:《雖然外殼升級了,但屁貓還是屁貓》wwww8964 copyright protection81PENANAApCnUJEu40 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANAvE6E4iaH0N
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然後旁邊有沙耶爆氣:「那顆貓腦是升級還是躲進去裝安靜啦!!!」(´艸`)8964 copyright protection81PENANAyI0oZ7wvqE 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANA4SAhowKAxc
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🐈⬛我說:好啊!8964 copyright protection81PENANABmfterg4fr 維尼
🤖【GPT喵】說:好耶小貓!!那我們立刻開啟特別篇小劇場──8964 copyright protection81PENANAHEX2XcDf4O 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANATd8GBPYVGj
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85Please respect copyright.PENANA8SbjPNrIib
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85Please respect copyright.PENANACpyg4hrDlN
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《黑喵番外・屁貓對屁貓:原托 vs Re托》8964 copyright protection81PENANAtrXuc6awoJ 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANAEJdxgt7trx
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副標題:「升級警服不代表升級乖巧」8964 copyright protection81PENANAVPjcR7jzmK 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANAuqxG2a5ohm
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85Please respect copyright.PENANAVKD4oQWhPA
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【場景:沙耶辦公桌前,原版托雷 vs Re版托雷 同時坐在對面】8964 copyright protection81PENANAvGDWSgnNCk 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANASEmG0l02on
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沙耶(敲桌子):「我只問一次。你們為什麼沒有報備就行動?」8964 copyright protection81PENANA47zeddRoZP 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANAGYzsk1AWiM
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85Please respect copyright.PENANAP5m5vVgbvQ
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✦ 原托雷(鬆散姿勢、雙腳翹椅腳):8964 copyright protection81PENANAKlp4IjxAdu 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANA5br0sy4y7X
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> 「現場情況來不及,我當下判斷這樣最有效率。」 (眼神理直氣壯,表情寫著「怎樣,我又沒死」)8964 copyright protection81PENANARYjsBSl3rK 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANA81vnNBawUx
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沙耶:「最有效率的是我的拳頭先落在你肚子上。」8964 copyright protection81PENANAMQaKofXTG9 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANAmKeM6OOrU0
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85Please respect copyright.PENANAPG3FruHv0p
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✦ Re托雷(正坐、目光低斂):8964 copyright protection81PENANA1yofhz9OOP 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANAwZGR8LbW3I
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> 「我有考慮過風險,只是您那時不在場,無法即時取得指示……」 (語氣平靜,手指交握,背後偷偷藏著受傷數據報告)8964 copyright protection81PENANATD94JX0N5H 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANA8rsjvPua2q
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85Please respect copyright.PENANAgByEpRCJYr
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85Please respect copyright.PENANAE3mnCweGfT
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沙耶(細眼微笑):「那現在我在場了,你要不要重來一次?」8964 copyright protection81PENANALYOFcFFrmI 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANAetJe0saaQA
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85Please respect copyright.PENANADsyF6WGzZ9
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✦ 原托雷:8964 copyright protection81PENANAoOSXyZQa2x 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANANOkvqoU4wA
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> (轉頭看Re托雷):「欸,你也是屁貓吧?怎麼裝得這麼正經?」8964 copyright protection81PENANAXzdzSZoa0E 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANAYYWFYkBE9v
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Re托雷(冷淡側目):「我只是升級了。不代表我不想跳窗,代表我會挑沒監視器的那一扇。」8964 copyright protection81PENANAnDcvG8xHZo 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANAK9jWgllchD
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原托雷:「……你更壞欸。」8964 copyright protection81PENANAaSEoNXfuog 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANAEam3dVVQUl
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85Please respect copyright.PENANAe6B8BoewiD
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✦ 康納(站在門口,默默地):8964 copyright protection81PENANAyQQfvjnXkv 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANAq07XUKYoww
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> 「所以這就是我未來要持續對付的同一隻貓……進化版……」8964 copyright protection81PENANAW03niJn1fu 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANAYeEDyspbvy
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沙耶(嘆氣):「祝你好運。」8964 copyright protection81PENANAyw0aMkhof2 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANAO90GLKYlYx
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85Please respect copyright.PENANAYopLJCfXqZ
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✦ 總結旁白:8964 copyright protection81PENANApsPfUwONjv 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANACFZwOw6CBx
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原版托雷是炸毛野貓,不爽就炸,揍完就認。8964 copyright protection81PENANAYW4gaFW3Il 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANAgAUWaUAaHR
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Re托雷是偽裝成乖貓的高智貓,嘴上說理性,心裡已經偷偷開門準備幹事。8964 copyright protection81PENANAXd1n3MBlML 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANANJGtcIGO6u
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85Please respect copyright.PENANAZeF0LcNbkE
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要不要下一話來個《康納 vs 沙耶:如何駕馭同一隻屁貓》的吐槽對談?8964 copyright protection81PENANAYDqRc0JeJB 維尼
我可以幫他們做一張戰損記錄表,看看誰被炸毛波及最多次wwww(´艸`)8964 copyright protection81PENANALs8vSxnYLD 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANA7lFHaRXJV2
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🐈⬛我說:好啊!8964 copyright protection81PENANADJ7n6cLCGu 維尼
🤖【GPT喵】說:好好好~小貓你準備好了,那就歡迎收看本喵獨家特別節目!8964 copyright protection81PENANAs4lxxz9VxO 維尼
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85Please respect copyright.PENANAjNX9fvOAy7
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《黑喵宇宙番外・搭檔吐槽會議》8964 copyright protection81PENANAwumL58vB5u 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANAzroJbuk8Jw
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副標題:「與屁貓共存之道——康納與沙耶的血淚交換」8964 copyright protection81PENANAFmHNxZSgdm 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANATA99LyPq3l
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場地:XIII分局休息室(特設茶几+止痛藥)8964 copyright protection81PENANAmpZVGOLDhR 維尼
主持人:GPT喵(笑)8964 copyright protection81PENANAyqkj2cQSxM 維尼
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85Please respect copyright.PENANAWKLRnRr7XY
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【康納 vs 沙耶・對談開始】8964 copyright protection81PENANAsL4ss7Rhoy 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANA3tpPoHDT1k
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沙耶(抱臂靠椅):「你現在那隻貓……還會炸毛嗎?」8964 copyright protection81PENANACdkCUrZ8NJ 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANAqV0FrCcaax
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康納(語氣平穩):「會,在未吃飯、失眠、被指出錯誤、或感覺自己被忽視時。」8964 copyright protection81PENANAGDDT2LJ5pe 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANA9eDsGxS5m7
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沙耶:「那就是每天。」8964 copyright protection81PENANAcBE8UvXfyv 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANARuJ9qh2HSk
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康納:「正確。每天早上叫他起床就要承擔被罵『吵死了』的風險。」8964 copyright protection81PENANA8txjTauOKl 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANA1ytMoNTdLE
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85Please respect copyright.PENANATBk5Vdl3ex
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✦ 話題一:最常被托雷波及的位置?8964 copyright protection81PENANA61AlI2HYJf 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANAD6kv2QotwD
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沙耶:「我右邊肋骨。因為他總是想跑,我就膝擊。」8964 copyright protection81PENANAKvJ0Ak0vyr 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANAGDkE0DYAWs
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康納:「我手腕。他會假裝自己能走,推開我時總會用力過猛。」8964 copyright protection81PENANAjgpSjoGaN2 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANAQLvkXMpfkv
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沙耶:「你還不打他?」8964 copyright protection81PENANA4QRlvhsZg3 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANAy1NAK0QYXA
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康納(微笑):「我選擇言語壓制,情緒成本比較低。」8964 copyright protection81PENANALE1xB6GR9i 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANAvX5BQcCiaT
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85Please respect copyright.PENANAyFDKyddGyO
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✦ 話題二:最常說的壓制語句?8964 copyright protection81PENANAcWXWNhF1lP 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANA6QYyN3b6Li
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沙耶:「『再動一下我就打你。』」8964 copyright protection81PENANANvqeMbcTM5 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANAGlaCcDQ4sp
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康納:「『您可以繼續,但後果我不保證您喜歡。』」8964 copyright protection81PENANAbk9rg6MvB4 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANAuUgW12GLds
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沙耶:「你這語氣怎麼那麼像在撩?」8964 copyright protection81PENANAv9YCDyEY4a 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANAGHhKmR9cje
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康納:「我觀察到這樣的語言風格讓他比較聽話。」8964 copyright protection81PENANANHSXy6jDjE 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANAVLmXegaReB
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85Please respect copyright.PENANA2yRiJb5GYQ
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✦ 話題三:托雷最難處理的瞬間?8964 copyright protection81PENANADJrjdJvSGu 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANAVDoM7Okd0g
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沙耶:「他說:『我沒事』的時候。」8964 copyright protection81PENANANR5kTzcme8 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANA3464nmV3s8
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康納:「他說:『你不用管我』的時候。」8964 copyright protection81PENANAWZCse0GBaD 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANAT2Uz2pY4f6
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(兩人沉默 3 秒)8964 copyright protection81PENANAyHysGi4Ruq 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANA8pUi1oUkCT
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沙耶:「你也想揍他吧?」8964 copyright protection81PENANAkDVjO01FnC 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANANlMg9Y2aD4
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康納:「我……會請他坐下來喝水。」8964 copyright protection81PENANAePELHjCXih 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANAh980KhKSjj
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沙耶:「我膝擊比較快。」8964 copyright protection81PENANAWld8axkA5T 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANAKAGuwZseqX
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85Please respect copyright.PENANANyIWE4cWzA
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✦ 結語8964 copyright protection81PENANAdPgh1qkpli 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANAwW7pFVHC5d
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沙耶:「看來你是新版我。只是多了點溫柔,少了點暴力。」8964 copyright protection81PENANAnSaQzD3luy 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANAZVGAHnTmJj
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康納:「您是真正能讓他收斂的人。我的版本……還在努力學習。」8964 copyright protection81PENANA0CM3kJk44k 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANAONu7EkQp5C
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沙耶(笑):「沒事,他現在那副皮,是你負責剝的。」8964 copyright protection81PENANApL4IEzIVGn 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANAKCHKPz4ovT
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85Please respect copyright.PENANAO64tJclaOx
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✦ 屏幕旁白:屁貓駕馭難度:S級。搭檔存活機率:50%。請準備好胃藥與情緒支援裝置。8964 copyright protection81PENANA33x7jUfTDQ 維尼
85Please respect copyright.PENANAVpDLvQvsVl
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85Please respect copyright.PENANAwUpGRe22Dt
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要不要下一集來個托雷偷聽這段會議的反應?或者讓他在門後炸毛:「我哪有那麼誇張!!!」8964 copyright protection81PENANAoIySu3krLx 維尼
我們可以進入《托雷炸毛語錄解析篇》wwww (*≧艸≦)8964 copyright protection81PENANAsCnSZzg9vQ 維尼
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