「喂,同學,醒下啦!其他人都已經離走晒!」有人用力拍打着我的肩膀。20Please respect copyright.PENANApcyW1sjlqH
20Please respect copyright.PENANAAiMVGWZ83m
淡黃的光線刺入雙眼,帶着幾分溫暖……20Please respect copyright.PENANA7jAlkIMbwU
20Please respect copyright.PENANAXVuHL7KFEt
難道我上了天堂?20Please respect copyright.PENANAnzyJgez0EX
20Please respect copyright.PENANAfAAcZLIokp
「喂!喂!同學!」那人加重了力道拍打,語氣中顯出些許不耐。20Please respect copyright.PENANAW8zdS1Lre9
20Please respect copyright.PENANAHTer2m3da1
我揉了揉雙眼,抬起頭,準備查看自己身在何處,並且看看究竟是誰如此吵鬧。20Please respect copyright.PENANA8P0zoIFZGJ
20Please respect copyright.PENANAd0yACAobCp
我懶洋洋地伸了個懶腰,開口道:「好啦好啦,催催催,就算死咗,都要俾你嘈撫醒?」四下張望,我才發現——這裡根本不是天堂。20Please respect copyright.PENANAU1GWHEAKfA
20Please respect copyright.PENANAU90kaLzGg9
書桌、黑板、黑板上的圓形掛鐘、牆上的通告……20Please respect copyright.PENANA9HHSfRWRBS
20Please respect copyright.PENANAQzgo5tyeQ3
至少,天堂應該不會有這些東西,更不會有一位面色兇惡的大嬸。20Please respect copyright.PENANAjPFBfkM7xi
20Please respect copyright.PENANA7h4DwsXoGY
那位看起來極其不好惹的大嬸,手上拿着一塊抹布,憤憤地說:「催?我仲要抹枱呀!成層課室都抹好,唔催你我催邊個?」20Please respect copyright.PENANApR86UQves2
20Please respect copyright.PENANAlrpu5xy21s
她的話令我愣住數十秒。剛才她稱呼我為「同學」……我的腦袋還沒來得及轉動,身體已經本能地作出了反應。20Please respect copyright.PENANAcvUDli5Lfk
20Please respect copyright.PENANAGvfnvyeOdc
「同學?邊個……係同學?我係同學?」我喃喃自語。20Please respect copyright.PENANAl09JVoYBUA
20Please respect copyright.PENANAPEdS9J3Cil
我低頭看着自己身上所穿的校服,伸手摸了摸自己的胸膛,確實有觸感,但異常平坦,甚至手指的皮膚略帶粗糙。20Please respect copyright.PENANArvF9kDIsiY
20Please respect copyright.PENANAYHmou9ea4y
等等,粗糙?20Please respect copyright.PENANAKTp9dXoHSe
20Please respect copyright.PENANAdnlO55i9EM
我趕忙摸了摸大腿,是長褲的布料。20Please respect copyright.PENANAeWYOypREPh
20Please respect copyright.PENANAcqGVO1GzyP
怎麼回事?我不是應該穿着裙子嗎?20Please respect copyright.PENANAdnW3Er0mOQ
20Please respect copyright.PENANAXEFglKfNlF
等等……等等……20Please respect copyright.PENANAfggLa0G12E
20Please respect copyright.PENANA7fZGvNo8OZ
「同學?同學?你瞓懵咗?」大嬸的語氣開始由責備轉為關懷,聲音也變得柔和,彷彿在對待一位精神失常的人。20Please respect copyright.PENANAbPMA5Gnz0Y
20Please respect copyright.PENANAzaCdETOcgp
我沒有理會她,自顧自地摸索自己的身體,直到摸到褲襠之中有一條……異物,那手感之巨大與明確,令我整個人如墜冰窟。20Please respect copyright.PENANAFGJDnw4vRe
20Please respect copyright.PENANA08f18XW2Hh
「冇可能!冇可能!我唔係女咩?點解會係男人?!」我朝着下身大叫,聲音大得連大嬸都被我嚇了一跳。20Please respect copyright.PENANAy2qSJ6rTMv
20Please respect copyright.PENANADTO6gpEubm
「我一定係發夢!對,一定係夢!」我仍不肯接受這荒誕的現實,轉身便朝洗手間狂奔而去。20Please respect copyright.PENANAUytifSJ9Cp
20Please respect copyright.PENANA4MLFHKPqiI
奔跑之間,我感覺到從未有過的速度與力量,那雙腿充滿爆發力。越真實,心中的混亂便越劇烈。20Please respect copyright.PENANAHKMQZxSDag
20Please respect copyright.PENANAyAVNBUDWUY
我越過幾間課室,終於衝進洗手間,找到一個空無一人的廁格,迫不及待地拉下褲子。20Please respect copyright.PENANAyPCYPjHfxV
20Please respect copyright.PENANAte1SLP6QqX
果然,那裡赫然懸掛着……一條巨蟒。20Please respect copyright.PENANACo96EaTSLv
20Please respect copyright.PENANArXM6EFBU2I
完了。20Please respect copyright.PENANAKlpUxG0Rkv
20Please respect copyright.PENANA8bR19v9Zxd
這條巨蟒,徹底擊碎了我最後的幻想。20Please respect copyright.PENANA6XO1GQlSBs
20Please respect copyright.PENANA8rIkanXC5N
我變成了男人,一個貨真價實的臭男人,我這一生最厭惡的生物。20Please respect copyright.PENANASZxBYwaDjv
20Please respect copyright.PENANAKiM1UOaYjs
「點解會變咗做男人?仲有……我明明係女,呢度究竟係邊度?我又係邊個?點解我會係呢個男身上?」我雙眼失神地盯着廁格門板,不斷自言自語。20Please respect copyright.PENANAxYuxp3iKqv
20Please respect copyright.PENANAcsLO6HByIm
洗手間中雖然瀰漫着檸檬清香,卻無法帶給我一絲寧靜;隔壁馬桶傳來的沖水聲,更像是在嘲笑我此刻的悲劇命運。20Please respect copyright.PENANAHKaAku9N9l
20Please respect copyright.PENANAeCZoI7riul
「我係邊個?手機!手機一定有晒我所有嘢!」20Please respect copyright.PENANA6zOfOotIoj
20Please respect copyright.PENANAPCbXlfSrRc
我靈機一動,立刻伸手進入褲袋摸索。20Please respect copyright.PENANABMzijOstym
20Please respect copyright.PENANAg2v82MIjF7
然而,掏了半天,卻什麼也沒掏到出來,只掏到那條巨龍。20Please respect copyright.PENANAL3Bc3J8KcS
20Please respect copyright.PENANAKYcXJCKpk7
幹!20Please respect copyright.PENANAIR6QCF2hYb
20Please respect copyright.PENANAHw7zLIIlyC
大概是放在書包裡了吧。而書包應該還留在課室。20Please respect copyright.PENANAPAC2JKKxpx
20Please respect copyright.PENANADWkrCP4OFp
現在,我首要任務便是弄清楚自己的身分與所處環境。20Please respect copyright.PENANAEVJO11dLwT
20Please respect copyright.PENANAsyni0ZNfMZ
想到這裡,我甚至有些好奇自己目前的樣貌。20Please respect copyright.PENANAz4a60QI2x2
20Please respect copyright.PENANAbj8K3Oti17
或許,這具身體的原主人長得不錯,是個高人氣的帥哥?又或者,他已經有女朋友,受人歡迎?就算不是俊朗之輩,應該至少是個外貌正常、有正常社交的人吧?20Please respect copyright.PENANAUdf4Z7Vpa4
20Please respect copyright.PENANAuKUr3Qp3yS
或許,在返回課室之前,我可以先去照一照鏡子。20Please respect copyright.PENANA2SzVv0SLhq
20Please respect copyright.PENANARED9K62CaW
懷着這樣的期待,我打開了廁所的門,然而,眼前映入的不是鏡子,而是一名女生,短髮,胸大的。20Please respect copyright.PENANAjXpzkgOMKH
20Please respect copyright.PENANAtFTD63AlQR
我尷尬地衝她微笑,試圖展現所謂「美男子」的魅力。20Please respect copyright.PENANAZS5UG4KToo
20Please respect copyright.PENANA8z91Wqn73j
「呀!」那名女生滿臉通紅地驚叫。20Please respect copyright.PENANAAvXHvdRLM1
20Please respect copyright.PENANAwA24KeOlD7
我原以為她是被我迷倒,卻很快察覺並非如此。20Please respect copyright.PENANArFYkwFjQO9
20Please respect copyright.PENANA7WbEZjiH8r
她並非因我英俊而臉紅,而是因為,我闖錯廁所了。20Please respect copyright.PENANAqCbWSrpRSK
20Please respect copyright.PENANAWqhStbt2aH
沒錯,我這個「新生男人」,居然堂而皇之地走進了女廁,還對剛如廁完畢的女生露出微笑。20Please respect copyright.PENANAII6rmSz9Oa
20Please respect copyright.PENANAiBTEQBTUcP
「 今次仆街了……」我心中一聲長歎。20Please respect copyright.PENANAKrtOP8zlqB
20Please respect copyright.PENANAufnidpdBTA
那名女生的神情從羞赧轉為驚愕,再轉為驚恐,最後爆發出一聲尖叫,整個過程不過一秒。20Please respect copyright.PENANAPPwNlw7Yrw
20Please respect copyright.PENANARCp3kJDADn
「變態呀!有變態呀!人嚟呀!」她尖聲叫喊。20Please respect copyright.PENANArruV7SvUMA
20Please respect copyright.PENANAB7V5mmBiJt
我這才反應過來,但雙腿早已本能地開始奔跑。20Please respect copyright.PENANArvAdMsrS7G
20Please respect copyright.PENANAONJ2zXuVFq
如果可以,我真想向她道歉。20Please respect copyright.PENANAW1tUUKlJDf
20Please respect copyright.PENANAaxZez6jZHI
她原本美好的高中回憶,如今竟被一個「男生」闖入女廁並微笑對視所玷污。雖然我自覺長得不差,但這種際遇實在難以接受。20Please respect copyright.PENANAZ4ijkjiAZk
20Please respect copyright.PENANAOhB8n9r8pe
不過,這也不能全怪我。畢竟我本來是個女生,自然條件反射地走進了女廁。20Please respect copyright.PENANAzhopmkp6is
20Please respect copyright.PENANAwfTHBYCZMk
這不是我的錯!20Please respect copyright.PENANAPeamyJCpux
20Please respect copyright.PENANAAv5YW238iD
「出事啦!我而家!我……係邊個?仲有點解會喺呢個男仔身上?」我一邊狂奔,一邊內心哀號。20Please respect copyright.PENANAVLmEFUMWUe
20Please respect copyright.PENANA4hN2QP5rmY
「等一等……」20Please respect copyright.PENANAcHj6nY73A4
20Please respect copyright.PENANA0Js8pTuNyE
「等一等…… 我本來是誰?」20Please respect copyright.PENANAypznDHxEmx