「喂,阿女啊?今日我係對面海買左生猛魚同、鮑魚同龍蝦,一陣落車去街巿買埋新鮮雞,慶祝細佬畢業返黎,收工就快啲返嚟幫手開飯!」10Please respect copyright.PENANAJN1vKTisiC
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肥師奶左一袋右一袋,耳仔夾住電話,係巴士下層同其他人鬥迫,不遑多讓。10Please respect copyright.PENANAiC2nd4EI79
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「哎……係公司通咗幾晚頂終於可以返屋企訓下,一陣去快餐店食埋個粟米肉粒飯先。」10Please respect copyright.PENANAJxzWfEg7WU
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企喺肥師奶隔離係一個頭帶耳機,揹住背囊既一個青年,佢個背囊插住兩大卷紙,突曬出黎。10Please respect copyright.PENANA5WqAs4KiXR
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下一站係本巴士路線既終點站:麗瑰邨,the fianl destination is Lai Kwai Tsuen,沙夷爭是lee gwai 昌(國語)。10Please respect copyright.PENANAYJWx7sBw7f
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巴士777X,係唯一一架連接屋邨同外界嘅公共交通工具,平均每十五分鐘一班。因為當年道路規劃問題,巴士總站只容納一條巴士線,而巴士亦只係連接山下面嘅港鐵站。全線總共有十個站,票價$4.7,價錢一啲都唔平,可惜居民都無辦法,就算向區議員投訴,最終回覆都只係叫佢地搭的士或者步行上落山。10Please respect copyright.PENANA5I9OxBXtBI
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平日下晝一兩點屬於非繁忙時間,巴士通常都係空位居多,不過今日因為唯一道路有壞車,結果頭站就已經迫爆,平時由頭站去到尾站車程都唔洗十五分鐘,今日足足用左四十五分鐘先上到去。10Please respect copyright.PENANAmnLpEAligS
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下層迫到癲,再加上架巴士唔夠力而慢行,個個都企到燥燥地。相反,上層乘客因為車程長左,變相個個都訓得好舒服,雖然上層都基本坐滿曬人,唯獨坐樓梯口嗰個男人隔離仲有空位,因為佢嘅「秀髮」令到無人想坐佢隔離,儘管係街坊街理,呢個男人叫「長毛」。10Please respect copyright.PENANA9clGVWwYwx
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至於上層車尾,有一肥兩瘦三人組,肥嗰個成隻豬面人咁,高高瘦瘦嗰個就紥住條辮仔,另一個就油頭垢面嘅四眼仔。佢地著住印有「畢士英」議員個名嘅外套,好明顯,呢三個人係議員助理。10Please respect copyright.PENANA7JI7GNU34C
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三條友埋頭苦幹對住部電話打機,遠睇以為佢地無咗個頭,直到一聲「鼻鼾聲」令佢地三個都嚇一嚇。10Please respect copyright.PENANATm88MVCboR
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「邊鬼個訓到咁大聲?嘈住阿叔打機!」紥住辮仔果個問。10Please respect copyright.PENANAGShXCLRTNj
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「咪肥豬前面嗰個囉,拍下佢啦。」油頭垢面答。10Please respect copyright.PENANAbvFaNqHW94
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肥豬怒啤二人,用眼神示意佢地叫醒前面嘅人,但佢地唔敢,因為就咁望都知前面條友起碼六呎高,結果三人只係低聲細語……突然,前面條友醒左,拎轉面望住肥豬。10Please respect copyright.PENANAFK3VYz7Ilr
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「你三條友嘈夠未啊!阻住人訓覺!」10Please respect copyright.PENANAQLA0dX95qE
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三條友即時低頭繼續打機,而呢個成六呎高嘅人,原來係個阿伯。10Please respect copyright.PENANA50aZEGRUuz
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「阿伯大曬咩……」紥辮果個係到自言自語,咁啱比阿伯聽到,即時無名火起。10Please respect copyright.PENANALw9xUI4GaZ
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「頂你個肺我今日心情已經唔好,訓陣覺都比你地嘈醒!你同我起身!」10Please respect copyright.PENANADwhfQIGTTC
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由於佢地係車尾位置困獸鬥,基本上走唔甩,三條友都唔知點收科。而車入面本來訓著或者打緊機嘅乘客都比阿伯嚇親,紛紛拎部電話出黎---直播。10Please respect copyright.PENANAE3rQRgT16Q
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肥豬即時扮嘢示好:「其實我地三個係畢士英議員嘅助理,你有無需要幫手?我地可以叫議員幫你,我呢到有三張蛇宴既餐券,到時免費任食!」10Please respect copyright.PENANAbVOyqHsv1E
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阿伯:「挑!咁嘅濕星議員我識條毛,淨係識呃啲老人家投票,有事嗰陣就唔浦頭,我鄭伯洗鬼賣你帳!」10Please respect copyright.PENANA6r68RVs3i4
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「係啦,又話我地條邨議員,淨係叫佢爭取條小巴線都唔得,年年淨係識攪埋啲門面野,把鬼!」10Please respect copyright.PENANAzsTg7JNZtx
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「屋邨後巷污糟蠟塌都無理過啦!」10Please respect copyright.PENANA3XwMKVusaV
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「遊樂場咁多年都唔搵人翻新……」10Please respect copyright.PENANAy9yrwqTg64
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怨言越黎越多,整整下三個「議員助理」縮到變龜。10Please respect copyright.PENANAILhuDHre3A
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油頭垢面突然開聲:「我地都係打份工遮!有咩搵我老細傾啦!」10Please respect copyright.PENANAjv4W0Xl8GX
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「你個腦就細!成日見你三條友係議員辦事處無所事事,得閒就去文具鋪攞文具又唔比錢,開單比你地又唔找數,又話咩經費,人地唔洗交租架?」文具鋪老闆鬧埋一份。10Please respect copyright.PENANAwvDg2Ks4bw
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上層越來越嘈,係得長毛一個仲訓緊,因為佢差不多夠鐘上電,寧願出少句聲,點知都係有人出聲話佢。10Please respect copyright.PENANAPsL3o8hdzi
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「你睇下呢條長毛啦!道友黎架!屋邨啲看更仲老過我阿爺,條邨附近差館又無間,一陣有咩爆格打劫強姦都唔知點算!」10Please respect copyright.PENANAOnnujn7vMd
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長毛本來唔想回應,但係坐佢前面個肥婆無啦啦指住佢黎鬧,終於忍無可忍。10Please respect copyright.PENANAWskM6oV7ME
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「死肥婆收聲啦!要姦都唔會姦你啦!」10Please respect copyright.PENANARjiO18GbsG
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「哦!講到出曬聲要姦我啊!你地做証啦!我要報警啊!」10Please respect copyright.PENANAdsVZB428Q3
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當然在場無人理佢,呢個身形豐滿嘅女人叫阿蓮,街巿街檔太子女,平時都係比較黑人憎,時無大小都話要投訴,尤其係對住長毛……10Please respect copyright.PENANAXi2YswTZAB
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「長毛係華叔嘅細姪,我地由細睇到佢大,佢最多咪食下白粉,邊有騷擾過啲街坊?」10Please respect copyright.PENANAo4Cg1jiowS
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成個上層由聲討變成街巿,三個「議員助理」鬆一口氣。10Please respect copyright.PENANABaxnzYXfD6
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「一陣你三個最後先落車!」鄭伯詞言嚴厲。10Please respect copyright.PENANA7cPU2JY3Du
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「司機,做乜架車行得咁慢?上極都上唔到頂咁?」有乘客鼓燥。10Please respect copyright.PENANAWQdOEXe4Jx
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「鬼咩,平時架車根本唔會爆棚,再加上呢啲老爺車,一人多上山就無力,差啲要熄冷氣添啊!」巴士司機都無曬辦法。10Please respect copyright.PENANAVdTOLCEgzv
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差不多成個鐘頭,巴士終於上到山,準備加速入邨,因為入邨口係大直路,一般巴士佬都會懶有型咁踩行油然後剎車埋站,但係佢無為意成車都係人,咁樣玩法只會令到後面企嘅人企唔穩……10Please respect copyright.PENANAWJwYZziqQ9
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就喺巴士直衝埋站之際,有一黑影突然對住車頭從天而降,司機大驚及時扭軚,撞向一架對面線嘅準備落客嘅旅遊巴,結果失控反車,同時間,旅遊巴被撞至變型並向前衝,一個過緊緊馬路嘅青年走避不及,整個人被撞飛至球場,而人頭不知所蹤,同時間,馬路邊亦有一個女仔被撞至血肉橫飛……10Please respect copyright.PENANAQImtWoyUdE
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整過意外過程不足兩分鐘,剛才嘅熱鬧變成一遍死寂,車上所有人無一生還,或者應該咁講,係佢地都唔知自己死左。10Please respect copyright.PENANAKMyD5gknlV
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