Me and my friend were having an argument about weather or not you could take over the with just 60 American cents.

This conversation came up when my friend was getting change for her lunch and it ended up around 60 cents. I then told she could take over the world with that amount of money.

The challenge:

write a short story about someone taking over the planet starting with less than a dollar.

no word limit! This is your chance to help me prove my friend wrong.