"This world is far too painful for me to go through. I can only hope that a better one is on the other side ... one that isn't so gay... or sh*tty... or filled with AID's ridden 10-year-old sh*t's that keep screaming when I go to school on the bus... *hh* the world is gonna be a lot worse without me, that's for sure. I mean, the gene pool is only gonna have handicaps in it. Not one person as good as I will ever exist again... I can feel the tears on my corpse already, from my folks, my siblings, that really hot girl I never went to talk to when I had the chance... and my girlfriend. But as they say, all good things must come to an end, and the best thing that's ever been is gonna end right now."8964 copyright protection310ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpXh38yoOG 維尼
A loud burst of air violently erupted through the atmosphere and the gags and tears of many flooded the room accompanied by the sound of tons of hard objects hitting the water at breakneck speeds. Everyone in the bathroom ran out in horror and the bystanders all began to fall on their knees trying not to breathe in the noxious fumes. The sound of high-grade explosive diarrhea resonated through the school and all in a 10-foot radius of the source had fainted.8964 copyright protection310ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5DIvh7hhB1 維尼
"My life as I know it..." Moans of agony and anguish washed through the air with the stench of putrid, rotting cabbage water and poorly cooked sushi as an avalanche of students tumbled over each other, trying desperately to escape.8964 copyright protection310ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkdyyJCHp8 維尼
A few seconds had passed from the initial detonation and all around the epicenter of impact had fainted in their own vomit and tears. This was a sight akin to the view of a war-ravaged battlefield under heavy infantry.8964 copyright protection310ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWg1thUL2N 維尼
A low and distant moan, through the silence, had begun to creep through. "Aoohhh... my ass... it's hurrrrts *sob* so bad... aarrghh." Said some lonesome voice at the center of the turmoil that plagued the halls. And then a second eruption burst forth followed by a pained groan of a man giving birth to a monster. It continued for 5 minutes straight, until... it stopped, and all that came after was "Is it... ah crap, don't tell me... my ass is bleeding! It's gonna get infected!"8964 copyright protection310ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Z5nBewFv7 維尼
[???: "No need to panic, the stench of your shit killed the bacteria"]8964 copyright protection310ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFAg4vI5QF 維尼
The mystery voice started to give a vulgar laugh in response to the bombers troubles.8964 copyright protection310ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7McNX8ajLn 維尼
[Eli: Ugh... why can't you just leave me alone?...]8964 copyright protection310ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjpej77Fca 維尼
[???: Cause that would make life easy, and I'm not about that life.]8964 copyright protection310ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSSAgbUz8i 維尼
And with a pained expression smeared across his face, he helpless shat while crying from the pain.8964 copyright protection310ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TK6qBmn4k 維尼
About an hour had passed and the boy who had purged himself of his bowels was seated in the office of the principal, seated on a metal chair with a block of ice taped under it.8964 copyright protection310ＰＥＮＡＮＡfVm707wAEe 維尼
[Principal: Uhhh, what's your name again?]8964 copyright protection310ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJxNm6Tgg4 維尼
[???: You're kidding, right? You don't know me? I'm the guy who just rendered a few students unconscious, and you're asking who I am?]8964 copyright protection310ＰＥＮＡＮＡorGmDwVqjf 維尼
[ Principal: That's nothing to brag about boy, you caused serious problems for this school, and worse, yourself. You have single-handedly incapacitated over a dozen students, made dozens projectile vomit, and those who did vomit fell into their vomit and could tell what who was near them had for dinner. But I didn't ask you why you're here now did I? I asked for your name.]8964 copyright protection310ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBsFS6YKZ6 維尼
The boy seated in front of the large frame of the principal said with gusto in his breath [ Eliot! Pleasure meeting you sir.] He said while giving an outstretched arm with a thumbs up on the other side, with a helping dose of a one-eyed smile. The principal sighed deeply, so deep that the glass of water on his desk began to shake.8964 copyright protection310ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqnN6lfHfS 維尼
[ Principal: Okay... asides from the pressing health issues you caused this morning. There is another pressing issue at hand, and it you can't guess, I'll have to spell it out for you... Your school life. I am quite concerned with it.]8964 copyright protection310ＰＥＮＡＮＡAID049tcsn 維尼
[ Eliot: What's there to be concerned about? I'm a straight B and sometimes B+ student, what's there to concerned about?]8964 copyright protection310ＰＥＮＡＮＡANE8sn6Q0O 維尼
[ Principal: Eliott-]8964 copyright protection310ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWfEZmiloz 維尼
[ Eliot: No. It's Eliot.]8964 copyright protection310ＰＥＮＡＮＡmnWIpDnYk0 維尼
[ Principal: What?]8964 copyright protection310ＰＥＮＡＮＡUlbrEAdvbq 維尼
[ Eliot: You said it with two t's, it's only one.]8964 copyright protection310ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRo6RXYQmN 維尼
The principal again sighed a bit and gave him a perturbed look. A few seconds passed awkwardly until Eliot said [I won't interrupt again...]. The principal again exhaled.8964 copyright protection310ＰＥＮＡＮＡPsef9bByr5 維尼
[ Principal: Eliot... You know what I mean. You know what the kids here are like. They're not very nice to others who stand out in a... bad way... like how you did.]8964 copyright protection310ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cQZ5mIunV 維尼
He continued after a momentary break to shoo the students eavesdropping at his office door.8964 copyright protection310ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIZPqnANCJ 維尼
[ Principal: You should know personally what teenagers are like, heck even teenagers from my days-]8964 copyright protection310ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4R8omwZMHr 維尼
[ Eliot: You had teenagers back then?]8964 copyright protection310ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBEvNgGi1M 維尼
[Principal: ......]8964 copyright protection310ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDKrqIXTLg 維尼
[ Eliot: Oh yeah, quiet...]8964 copyright protection310ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7uhyQfmWyL 維尼
[Principal: Anyways. I think it's best we consult your parents and see if a transfer would be the best course of action, what do you think?]8964 copyright protection310ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8E8339x2Fb 維尼
[ Eliot: What I think? I could play naïve and ask why, but I'm not that dumb. I think it's pointless. Sir.]8964 copyright protection310ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvJyl5HkhZ 維尼
[ Principal: I know, I know, you might want to know why there has to be a tran-... what? What do you mean pointless?]8964 copyright protection310ＰＥＮＡＮＡHdQSEWU5cd 維尼
[Eliot: Exactly what I meant. I'll explain. It's a new school year. Umm. You see, if I... um, you know... If I transfer this early, then I go to a new school. And then the new students would want to know why. I'll lie, and they won't believe it. What happened here will spread on social media and my face will be over the net and the new students will know me as an explosive guy... ugh... I won't be able to cope since I would have no friends and it will be hell with me being teased every day. And the reason that incident happened today would only increase in a new environment. See?]8964 copyright protection310ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5hzZMLJhF 維尼
[Principal: But that still doesn't fully explain why you want to stay, you know these kids will eat you alive right?]8964 copyright protection310ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCVXthva1u 維尼
[Eliot: I sadly know of how low the intelligence of these buffo-... school mates are. The way I see it is, if I stay here, then what's it to me? The same thing will happen, just faster, I can't escape that. I'll just get teased and potentially bullied, except I'll have my true... and how I loathe saying that... friends will be near me. I'll just have to ignore it.]8964 copyright protection310ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZo1TPVtrx 維尼
The principal placed his hands down on his desk and stared at Eliot with a blankness he didn't know he had. He was speechless for that moment, not because of a lack of retort, but out of a small sense of admiration. He knew that the kid in front of him with a sore ass was right. There would be no escaping the ridicule to come.8964 copyright protection310ＰＥＮＡＮＡsP8UxZ0FJM 維尼
[Principal: Doesn't that chair get too cold?]8964 copyright protection310ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qKiDHIq78 維尼
[Eliot: Not at all, it's the same temperature as my girlfriend's soul... I guess I should call her my ex, she'll probably break up with me now...]8964 copyright protection310ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8UP7pSZmnX 維尼
[Principal: Hmm. Kid, I like the way you look at things, but we'll still have to see what your parents think is best for you, but astute observation.]8964 copyright protection310ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0XXsnsI6J 維尼
The principal laughed a little and Eliot loomed at him with a wry smile, not being able to do much else in the pain he was in.8964 copyright protection310ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8og576NwHI 維尼
[Principal: Okay, I think I can do something to help you out.]8964 copyright protection310ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLhbZxR21n 維尼
He leaned over his large wooden desk with his broad shoulders eclipsing the background in Eliot's vision, as he said: [How about this?]8964 copyright protection310ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgbh4GPZPc 維尼
[Principal: If you hear anyone say anything to injure you, you just send an email to me, with your parent's permission of course, and the stuck up entitled turd will get a punishment for offending you. Would you like that?]8964 copyright protection310ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPj2kPducy 維尼
[Eliot: Why yes sire, I would love to eat that pop tart on a warm Tuesday afternoon.]8964 copyright protection310ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVUQBUETb3 維尼
[Principal: What?]8964 copyright protection310ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXYAPQ6PXZ 維尼
[Eliot: Nothing.] 8964 copyright protection310ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXJwZpMhMY 維尼
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