"This world is far too painful for me to go through. I can only hope that a better one is on the other side ... one that isn't so gay... or sh*tty... or filled with AID's ridden 10-year-old sh*t's that keep screaming when I go to school on the bus... *hh* the world is gonna be a lot worse without me, that's for sure. I mean, the gene pool is only gonna have handicaps in it. Not one person as good as I will ever exist again... I can feel the tears on my corpse already, from my folks, my siblings, that really hot girl I never went to talk to when I had the chance... and my girlfriend. But as they say, all good things must come to an end, and the best thing that's ever been is gonna end right now."copyright protection194ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hm6djHXzy
A loud burst of air violently erupted through the atmosphere and the gags and tears of many flooded the room accompanied by the sound of tons of hard objects hitting the water at breakneck speeds. Everyone in the bathroom ran out in horror and the bystanders all began to fall on their knees trying not to breathe in the noxious fumes. The sound of high-grade explosive diarrhea resonated through the school and all in a 10-foot radius of the source had fainted.copyright protection194ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MAlN9ql8T
"My life as I know it..." Moans of agony and anguish washed through the air with the stench of putrid, rotting cabbage water and poorly cooked sushi as an avalanche of students tumbled over each other, trying desperately to escape.copyright protection194ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jNqyDHHmY
A few seconds had passed from the initial detonation and all around the epicenter of impact had fainted in their own vomit and tears. This was a sight akin to the view of a war-ravaged battlefield under heavy infantry.copyright protection194ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDRJm7GLV1
A low and distant moan, through the silence, had begun to creep through. "Aoohhh... my ass... it's hurrrrts *sob* so bad... aarrghh." Said some lonesome voice at the center of the turmoil that plagued the halls. And then a second eruption burst forth followed by a pained groan of a man giving birth to a monster. It continued for 5 minutes straight, until... it stopped, and all that came after was "Is it... ah crap, don't tell me... my ass is bleeding! It's gonna get infected!"copyright protection194ＰＥＮＡＮＡqT89GobgsW
[???: "No need to panic, the stench of your shit killed the bacteria"]copyright protection194ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9CqZ1rG0k
The mystery voice started to give a vulgar laugh in response to the bombers troubles.copyright protection194ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5UMfMCEB2
[Eli: Ugh... why can't you just leave me alone?...]copyright protection194ＰＥＮＡＮＡJG7oThiyol
[???: Cause that would make life easy, and I'm not about that life.]copyright protection194ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8XjRhot7oO
And with a pained expression smeared across his face, he helpless shat while crying from the pain.copyright protection194ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3GaUC3rX7D
About an hour had passed and the boy who had purged himself of his bowels was seated in the office of the principal, seated on a metal chair with a block of ice taped under it.copyright protection194ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvFOMqqHPU
[Principal: Uhhh, what's your name again?]copyright protection194ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ut6CXJ90h
[???: You're kidding, right? You don't know me? I'm the guy who just rendered a few students unconscious, and you're asking who I am?]copyright protection194ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2bCdHzTI0
[ Principal: That's nothing to brag about boy, you caused serious problems for this school, and worse, yourself. You have single-handedly incapacitated over a dozen students, made dozens projectile vomit, and those who did vomit fell into their vomit and could tell what who was near them had for dinner. But I didn't ask you why you're here now did I? I asked for your name.]copyright protection194ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2s14s6LcR4
The boy seated in front of the large frame of the principal said with gusto in his breath [ Eliot! Pleasure meeting you sir.] He said while giving an outstretched arm with a thumbs up on the other side, with a helping dose of a one-eyed smile. The principal sighed deeply, so deep that the glass of water on his desk began to shake.copyright protection194ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQ7ARNQ2WD
[ Principal: Okay... asides from the pressing health issues you caused this morning. There is another pressing issue at hand, and it you can't guess, I'll have to spell it out for you... Your school life. I am quite concerned with it.]copyright protection194ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lciNYmGjy
[ Eliot: What's there to be concerned about? I'm a straight B and sometimes B+ student, what's there to concerned about?]copyright protection194ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfVpqn206r
[ Principal: Eliott-]copyright protection194ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUqr4etsJN
[ Eliot: No. It's Eliot.]copyright protection194ＰＥＮＡＮＡdLq8WRxE1C
[ Principal: What?]copyright protection194ＰＥＮＡＮＡjp5GIxitUv
[ Eliot: You said it with two t's, it's only one.]copyright protection194ＰＥＮＡＮＡSN8wJ6amYF
The principal again sighed a bit and gave him a perturbed look. A few seconds passed awkwardly until Eliot said [I won't interrupt again...]. The principal again exhaled.copyright protection194ＰＥＮＡＮＡDuPll3uXGB
[ Principal: Eliot... You know what I mean. You know what the kids here are like. They're not very nice to others who stand out in a... bad way... like how you did.]copyright protection194ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1UFGGScO8
He continued after a momentary break to shoo the students eavesdropping at his office door.copyright protection194ＰＥＮＡＮＡRoMAsIlCoN
[ Principal: You should know personally what teenagers are like, heck even teenagers from my days-]copyright protection194ＰＥＮＡＮＡYy8ZE8Q4hF
[ Eliot: You had teenagers back then?]copyright protection194ＰＥＮＡＮＡidqLduhL8U
[Principal: ......]copyright protection194ＰＥＮＡＮＡhiAsEOcvwl
[ Eliot: Oh yeah, quiet...]copyright protection194ＰＥＮＡＮＡpmMJNSdaR3
[Principal: Anyways. I think it's best we consult your parents and see if a transfer would be the best course of action, what do you think?]copyright protection194ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLIXxee2l6
[ Eliot: What I think? I could play naïve and ask why, but I'm not that dumb. I think it's pointless. Sir.]copyright protection194ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmxMB8SWXN
[ Principal: I know, I know, you might want to know why there has to be a tran-... what? What do you mean pointless?]copyright protection194ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSBEVnGe6i
[Eliot: Exactly what I meant. I'll explain. It's a new school year. Umm. You see, if I... um, you know... If I transfer this early, then I go to a new school. And then the new students would want to know why. I'll lie, and they won't believe it. What happened here will spread on social media and my face will be over the net and the new students will know me as an explosive guy... ugh... I won't be able to cope since I would have no friends and it will be hell with me being teased every day. And the reason that incident happened today would only increase in a new environment. See?]copyright protection194ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVVLbhtkFy
[Principal: But that still doesn't fully explain why you want to stay, you know these kids will eat you alive right?]copyright protection194ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJw8lfmKrj
[Eliot: I sadly know of how low the intelligence of these buffo-... school mates are. The way I see it is, if I stay here, then what's it to me? The same thing will happen, just faster, I can't escape that. I'll just get teased and potentially bullied, except I'll have my true... and how I loathe saying that... friends will be near me. I'll just have to ignore it.]copyright protection194ＰＥＮＡＮＡIy8fIzC57h
The principal placed his hands down on his desk and stared at Eliot with a blankness he didn't know he had. He was speechless for that moment, not because of a lack of retort, but out of a small sense of admiration. He knew that the kid in front of him with a sore ass was right. There would be no escaping the ridicule to come.copyright protection194ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgNKOP4Qq6
[Principal: Doesn't that chair get too cold?]copyright protection194ＰＥＮＡＮＡbaDZzz8TSq
[Eliot: Not at all, it's the same temperature as my girlfriend's soul... I guess I should call her my ex, she'll probably break up with me now...]copyright protection194ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMnRgc3Sz8
[Principal: Hmm. Kid, I like the way you look at things, but we'll still have to see what your parents think is best for you, but astute observation.]copyright protection194ＰＥＮＡＮＡwrlRGbritC
The principal laughed a little and Eliot loomed at him with a wry smile, not being able to do much else in the pain he was in.copyright protection194ＰＥＮＡＮＡXsCjr8m1JM
[Principal: Okay, I think I can do something to help you out.]copyright protection194ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMSogcA7U4
He leaned over his large wooden desk with his broad shoulders eclipsing the background in Eliot's vision, as he said: [How about this?]copyright protection194ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtCq5k6PPy
[Principal: If you hear anyone say anything to injure you, you just send an email to me, with your parent's permission of course, and the stuck up entitled turd will get a punishment for offending you. Would you like that?]copyright protection194ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdlEFhry4X
[Eliot: Why yes sire, I would love to eat that pop tart on a warm Tuesday afternoon.]copyright protection194ＰＥＮＡＮＡmN4g5pLshI
[Principal: What?]copyright protection194ＰＥＮＡＮＡwlsu7Pb19K
[Eliot: Nothing.] copyright protection194ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZPJaqpwib
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