At least, that's what the dictionary says about me. In some ways I guess that can be true. I snort whenever I laugh too hard. No one finds my jokes funny. I even make babies cry whenever I touch them. The thing that sticks out the most is that I'm horrible at making friends. I'm like watching a turtle who's on its back and can't flip over. I make people that sad.

I really need to dust up my people skills.