啊爽係香港某一間當紅電台，一個開24小時、同馬路好有關係嘅節目度做護航員。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbNCfD9KZF
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啱啱返工未過 Probation，啊爽無咩特別嘢做，比腦細安排左返夜更，主力聽下的士失物熱線。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7PTo1De08
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嗰晚，啊爽係對面台Canteen食完飯，一返到自己位電話就響起。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt40pXQjYxY
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「你好！○○的事 不容有失24小時免費的士失物熱線，我係啊爽，請問有咩可以幫到你？」388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fo1YOxDNf
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聽筒另一端傳嚟一把嘅女人聲：「我唔見左隻介指啊！」佢把聲好緊張，雖然唔算太快，但經已講到一舊舊。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmBKY5rs0l
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「無問題，同你做返登記先，請問你貴姓啊？」388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpf1AmZXen5
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「李太！」388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzIsFJ9DtKN
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啊爽心諗，唔見得介指又打得上嚟嘅，隻指介一定有返咁上下價值啦，搵得返機會一定好微，乘客見到實 Cap 左，乘客見唔到都比司機 Cap 左啦！388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BLTGXcWUz
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可能因為個女人真係好緊張，問佢上車時間、落車時間、的士車牌大概有咩字佢一概唔記得，淨係知道自己係樂富上車、西貢落車，而隻介指係一隻非常普通，無款式銀色、無鑽石、無刻字嘅銀介指。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJh2dhErZsW
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做完登記之後，個女人千叮萬囑話自己有重酬可以比返執到介指個嗰人，但係又唔太想講幾錢，所以啊爽就求其幫佢寫左3千就了事。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7I7F7A5oqo
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第二晚，呢個李太又打嚟，啊爽見佢咁擔心，都有啲唔好意思，但係畢竟都唔係佢本人去搵，所以除左安撫，啊爽都無咩嘢可以做到。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwE8o6QB0LF
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接住落嚟，腦細同啊爽開左個玩笑，連續三日要佢返早更，日日7點前要返到去公司坐定定比腦細𥄫住。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkl7RFatkz
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呢日，啊爽係後花園食煙個陣，撞到呢三日當夜班個位護航員家家：「啊爽！你仆街啦！呢三日都有個女人打上去報失熱線搵你，知道唔係你當更就發晒癲，佢話你應承佢幫佢搵介指，老細知道左，一陣實照爆你個肺，無啦啦實牙實齒應承人...」388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UKC7xfiqs
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啊爽心諗今鋪真係中Q晒伏。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCQEQj5Gia
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果然，煙都未食完，腦細就扮晒 friend 咁行出嚟，懶係 Off Table 咁搵啊爽傾呢單嘢。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwX3nGBHBt
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講完一大輪，腦細自己都唔想搞大事件，9秒9就總結係個女人玩嘢，判左個女人死刑，Block 左佢個電話號碼。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQeOltoYUUM
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如是者又過左兩日，啊爽呢啲微生物又比人編左返夜，見3點幾未賣新聞，就溜出去停車場食煙。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXhqI4axB6
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平時呢間電台入夜守衛森嚴，由其士看更啊澤要「巡樓」 (又稱：小睡片刻) 嘅時候，肯定又鎖正門大閘，又鎖停車場閘，但今晚唔知有咩貴賓嚟，停車場度閘中門大開，啊澤自己就走左去「巡樓」。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuev6adDvR
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煲煲下煙，突然之間見到門口企左個人影，係圍欄外面𥄫住佢。啊爽諗住又有記者偷拍，不如企埋啲，廢事比人影到佢係電台後門係咁扯煙，到時又比腦細照肺。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNw10dLx4rF
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點知個人影見佢一行開，竟然又跟住佢入去，啊爽調頭𥄫一𥄫，見佢行緊入嚟，想叫住佢之際，個人影就開聲：「我唔見左隻介指啊！」388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9zk2vNdpO
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又係呢個女人！？啊爽心知不妙，佢勢估唔到自己又唔係DJ，又唔係明星，竟然會比人跟蹤。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwugpC6KjTW
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佢即刻掉左口煙，跑入幢大廈入面，閂起度玻璃門。 Safe Touch！因為度門一閂，就無人可以進出，除非更亭話者 reception 有人㩒制。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4C1Q1zAjM
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啊爽隔住玻璃，望住個女人緩緩行緊埋嚟。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2cRA97KzZ
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「Dee...」呢個時間度門竟然自己開左！388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYDiV4tTda
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頂！平時連登記都唔願起身做既啊澤，今晚竟然咁清醒，見到門口有人即刻開定門先！388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVshA5HHZzz
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啊爽即刻係褲袋拎部電話出嚟，冒住比人小爆既生命危險，打比老細。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7fZA4hfmm
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「辟啪！」啊爽驚得渣，成部 iphone 飛左落地，個Mon即時爆晒。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyXbXTNqyF
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佢一彎低身執，就發現有一隻手係佢面前扶起佢，不過隻手係佢面前，個身仲響度門後面！而佢隻手最大特色，莫過於只係得四隻手指，食指個個位，除左血，咩都無。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRnO2WD0di
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「○你老○！」啊爽腳軟一軟，跌左係地上面，除左不停講粗口，咩都諗唔到。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5LY2v1QCD
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呢個時候個女人穿過度門，烏低身望住啊爽，又開始講：「我唔見左隻介指啊！你又話幫我搵嘅！」388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3jF2vsl7b
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啊爽就只有係咁揮手，同個女人講話真係唔關佢事。講多兩講，個女人竟然擘大個口，想含住啊爽隻手指。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTXarGWL2X
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「乜料啊！」感謝主耶穌、基督、佛祖、菩薩，呢個時候著住整齊制服嘅啊澤，竟然拎住個電筒出現！388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlyQrDB9Hsd
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唔知點解平時廢到無朋友嘅啊澤，一行出嚟個女人就消失左。佢扶起啊爽，又問多次佢咩料，啊爽都係一句說話都講唔到。大佬，唔通同啊澤講話自己撞鬼咩！388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡja4ZXPATp5
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雖然啊爽係90後，但都好盡責，畢竟呢個Post得佢一個人，依加即刻走左去，始終唔太好。不過嗰晚啊爽死都要啊澤留係佢間錄音房，仲拎晒所有同事嘅零食出嚟留住啊澤。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrOVfNmMVY
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第二朝放工之後，累到流淚嘅啊爽疊埋心水返屋企打辭職信，行緊落樂富途中，經過一幢有錢人住嘅豪宅，前面有班工人係度更換緊啲花花草草。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2XpKa7g48q
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就係呢個時候，有啲嘢係啲泥中間度閃閃下，引起左班工人同啊爽嘅注意。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0JvhbrrBa
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「仆你個臭街！○你老○！○家富貴！」一個工人一執起個舊 Bling Bling 嘢就不停爆粗，仲將舊嘢好大力咁掉落地。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2sZmfR19zM
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啊爽呢個時候就見到，一隻原整嘅食指，上面仲帶住一隻無咩款嘅介指...388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydioGxL8Zi
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後記388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqvKLW72mI
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之後，啊爽聽返新聞先知原來個女人其實係人二奶，個男人比隻介指佢就當同佢結左婚。個晚佢離開個男人屋企，一出門口就比人老笠，個賊搶左佢個袋，然後一下就劈斷左佢隻手指，但唔知係咪用力過度，隻手指飛到無雷公咁遠，個賊見搵極都搵唔返隻介指就走左去，有個的士佬咁啱目擊到情況，就送個女人去醫院，點知中途就死係架的士上面。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwaDLldwA0p
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聽返同一條路其他電台啲員工講，有時做夜左都會見到呢個唔見左介指嘅女人，四圍問人見唔見佢隻介指，由其士係呢間最近豪宅嘅電台，所以係呢條路返工既人，做夜左一定唔會經過呢間電台嘅門口。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBEJiuEv5R
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是咁的，個故事純粹虛構，信不信由你。388Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdVhAlNeRg
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