雖不知道別人是怎麼樣的,對我來說,長髮的標準就是馬尾。能綁,就不是短髮了。362Please respect copyright.PENANAgfk2CBuHEy
===題外話===
一直很喜歡短髮,因為簡單好整理,出門前,沖個水、吹個頭髮就是一尾活龍?(咳!)就是全新的小二。畢業之後,就一直這樣。362Please respect copyright.PENANAd1aX2tGxI7
某一年、是染紅。嗯…是鮮紅色。362Please respect copyright.PENANANq1Czm32Ag
小二媽說:「我知道要是要過年了…妳這算是另類的紅包?」362Please respect copyright.PENANA8pX3t7ol3x
小二撥了撥頭髮:「媽!這是最近流行的紅包頭!」362Please respect copyright.PENANAiOT9k9vK1R
小二爸忍笑,抖動。362Please respect copyright.PENANAbJuve0rmqJ
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幾年前,小二把短髮染金。有多金?362Please respect copyright.PENANAR06pyRlokl
是的,就是那種你遠遠遠遠遠…就會看到一個金毛的那種金。362Please respect copyright.PENANABG4rY5Mumr
小二媽看到的時候問:「嗨阿斗仔…需要跟妳說英文嗎?」(阿斗仔:外國人的意思。)362Please respect copyright.PENANA489m6Tz2FP
「哦!我會說中文…」小二挑眉!「台語、廣東話也能通喔!」362Please respect copyright.PENANABrcevfLiqc
收假上班的那天,老闆看到一直狂笑:「辦公室更亮了!」362Please respect copyright.PENANAhc3enMKOFv
「我這叫:自體發光!你不懂啦!」362Please respect copyright.PENANArXvsm2if7z
「螢火蟲的概念。」362Please respect copyright.PENANAjh4Ajs39HE
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染金之後,小二就留了三年的長髮了。362Please respect copyright.PENANAU34aNvvI41
因為癌症基金會一直在徵求真髮做假髮轉贈癌友。於是,小二也就三年多沒剪。362Please respect copyright.PENANAqCqgmYYoWX
長髮真的不錯…362Please respect copyright.PENANAbKTd4g9YQq
熱的時候,道姑頭。362Please respect copyright.PENANADdwAYfFOrR
忙的時候,道姑頭。362Please respect copyright.PENANAo15H6XaIKa
放假兩天,道姑頭。362Please respect copyright.PENANAgXk3hnMmOU
冷的時候,放下來禦寒。362Please respect copyright.PENANAE9TdaqVJlE
風大的時候,就會變瘋婆。362Please respect copyright.PENANALqLP3GtYCO
需要找人演貞子的時候,只要把頭髮往前,就可以了。不需要什麼假髮啊…362Please respect copyright.PENANAdN2ByvfTjH
捐髮更讓這頭長髮更有優勢了…362Please respect copyright.PENANAhdWkbOoQfl
不能染。不能燙。不能不夠長(需要30公分以上)。362Please respect copyright.PENANAv3VkSqOnup
於是,小二有了理由,不剪、不染燙、只需要花錢買髮圈、夾。省下的錢,剛好買機票出國旅行。也能吃幾頓大餐。又能幫到需要的人。362Please respect copyright.PENANA2YoxghIgI8
想想,若有一天,你的頭髮幫上了一個人,感覺多好。362Please respect copyright.PENANAvgjXNvjR1M
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考慮要留長髮了嗎?362Please respect copyright.PENANALYGtbH5Sw0
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話說…留長髮洗頭髮時候,我都很想哭。又長、又難吹乾、掉地板,又明顯…清掃地機器人的時候,我都覺得好對不起它…長到都在它的刷子上打結。362Please respect copyright.PENANAvAZUVK5c0r
最慘烈的是…睡覺的時候,睡姿不好,還會被自己的頭髮扯醒…362Please respect copyright.PENANAKCZ4qjzSI0
「痛啊!」繼續睡。362Please respect copyright.PENANAHHQ8iuTivQ
早上醒來的時候,鏡中的那個人:「誰啊?」鳥窩?太客氣…362Please respect copyright.PENANAtJWlMS4Akr
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歡迎大家一起留長髮捐喔!(明明是來問長短髮的,我又亂寫了一通…留)362Please respect copyright.PENANAvqYMh5UvRn