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解決了滅世大魔王，搞定了很愛刷存在感的心理扭曲前夫，葉育決定帶著前前夫兼現任夫的黑晊世到處旅行，說是要給親親執事一個超級豪華浪漫的蜜月旅。833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcLaAMWGw6
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巴黎鐵塔？京都賞櫻？海底浮潛？登陸火星？通通不夠看！他直接來了個時下最火紅但三次元沒人做得到的——穿越！833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJv1NXhZ2Y
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魂穿、書穿、遊戲穿……各種穿法通通來一遍，穿到黑晊世覺得自己也快成了蛇精病。833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDi5ZitSlC
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某日，他們穿到了江湖風的網遊《劍三》世界，據說官配是少林Ｘ七秀。833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsaY5H2TEr
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秀秀怒了，「那你就是嫌我奶小！」833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm90nQuzE1M
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大師囧，「可是……育，你一個男孩兒，本來就沒有……咳，那個……」833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTfCCBoOmw4
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秀秀育繼續怒：「我是男的又如何？來劍三混的誰不搞基？」833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0dRtPEMBk
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小黑：「……」833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz66YCvU6WL
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小育：「不對啊，執事你剛ＮＧ了，要叫我施主才對，欸，也不對啊，我奶小關我性別什麼事？這明明是技術問題，技術好的話，絕對能讓你吃奶吃到爆。」833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxr77dWYWul
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「技術？」小黑震驚了，這事還能靠技術？難不成這世界也有變性手術？833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMQ0uDDSCZ
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「對啊，不然……」小育一愣，總算反應過來，瞬間炸紅臉，「等等等！那個『奶』是補師治療量的術語，不是那什麼……不管不管，剛剛演的全都不算，我們重來！」833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPNcYnuTse
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從沒玩過網遊的小黑終於明白了，於是他很乾脆地點頭說：「好，重來。」833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpY4sh6zoL
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「那就從……」忽然被抱起，小育納悶問：「做什麼？」833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtTwUP8SPl
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「回客棧。」黑晊世親一口懷裡的小秀秀，別有深意地笑了下，「就從『吃奶』開始。」833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZKKmgNovt
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討Ｍ！一本正經地說羞羞話，執事學壞惹～（開燻臉）
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用這篇祝大家聖誕節快樂啦～（灑雪花833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcmQWGqDQW
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正如最近在臉書和噗浪靠夭的，填坑填成了蛇精病，於是就腦洞突開地生了篇小段子。833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnnvwBYnAr
未來的黑育就大概是過這樣甜蜜又熱鬧的生活啦AWA833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXNGzu4O4Q
所以不管在靈能三之前看到了什麼都請耐心等待～（＃833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mL8OeaPgf
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雖然標了個（之一）也不確定會不會有其他篇，大概腦洞一開就寫吧XDDD833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqoGwfXKXI0
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