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特殊情緒表情
血櫻花
Apr 13, 2018
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No Plagiarism!8uKBvATxwRMO1gUfrcGOposted on PENANA   保寶雖然不認識這個人,但看這架勢,也知道此人身份不一般。9Please respect copyright.PENANAL005fXaR4i
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  「我是個什麽資料都提供不了的黑戶,來辦理戶口登記的。」保寶也笑著回答。9Please respect copyright.PENANAzCUBSORj0y
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  「那小夥子這情況可有點複雜了,辦理的怎麽樣了?」中年男人朗聲笑道。9Please respect copyright.PENANAkTo7RcqrUf
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  保寶聞言,扭頭望了一眼那個帶眼睛的男子,雖然是在空調房裡,但後者額頭上已經沁上了細微的汗珠,方才的囂張態度頓時不見。9Please respect copyright.PENANAvb14kTSqVx
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  保寶不認識來人,他可認識其中一個啊!9Please respect copyright.PENANA3gAVGHGVFK
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  一個是海城公安局局長,另一個他雖然不認識,但看這架勢肯定不比局長低,估計是上面下來視察工作的。9Please respect copyright.PENANAEgh5fFnrs7
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  一旦保寶把剛才的情況說出去,那他就是在給海城派出所抹黑,這種場面下,他就真的徹底完蛋了!9Please respect copyright.PENANATcFPpV5w2L
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  「那個……領導好,我們正在辦理中呢!」男子努力保持著微笑,急忙從保寶手中取過了表格。9Please respect copyright.PENANAhguFoWKd5K
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  「一般像這種比較複雜的情況,你們都是怎麽處理呢?」局長旁邊那個有些禿頂的領導問道,態度很是嚴肅。9Please respect copyright.PENANAEq2HgPZLZI
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  「這種情況,我們公安機關會同有關部門審核辦理者提供的資料,核實後便會予以辦理戶口登記。」男子悄悄擦了把汗,恭敬地回道。9Please respect copyright.PENANArieoG2KZWC
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  「嗯,一般多久能審核完畢呢?」9Please respect copyright.PENANA0OtY1qlc7V
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  「三個工作日。」男子賠笑道。本來他想說七個工作日,不過時間越短越能凸顯他們的辦事效率高啊!9Please respect copyright.PENANAjegmAzGNQL
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  「嗯,那效率確實還不錯的。」禿頂男人淡淡笑了笑。9Please respect copyright.PENANA7fzlWwgGe9
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  海城公安局長忙笑道:「政府現在正致力於全面解決無戶口人員登記戶口問題,像小夥子這類情況,確實是比較特殊,但我們肯定自規自律響應政府號召,切實保障每位公民依法登記一個常住戶口,保障每位公民享受到最基本的社會保障和社會服務,向著全面建設小康社會奮發邁進。」9Please respect copyright.PENANAmLUWeJx7Ul
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  「沒錯。」禿頂男人颔首道:「如果還有那麽多人因爲戶口問題受困,我們如何能叫全面小康社會呢?必須把這塊抓死抓牢!」9Please respect copyright.PENANANA0bdVapwX
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  聽到二位領導侃侃而談官話連篇,保寶突然好懷念當年他最痛恨的那個呱噪不休的歷史老師……9Please respect copyright.PENANAHb2jTqR845
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  而與保寶相反的是,旁邊那些錄像的拍照的更賣力了!9Please respect copyright.PENANAbKWU6LQc8U
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  約莫兩分鐘後,一行領導才撤了出去,估計是到下一個區域考察去了。9Please respect copyright.PENANA5IDLkHFRWX
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  保寶擡頭望了眼睛男一眼,似笑非笑著。9Please respect copyright.PENANANfBTwKTdL0
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  眼鏡男馬上垂了下腦袋,讪笑道:「兄弟,多謝你剛才沒多說話,你這個戶口我肯定給你辦妥了,三個工作日後你盡管過來,這個效率可是前所未有的。」9Please respect copyright.PENANAfQoXIrMlkO
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  「不錯不錯,知恩圖報,那我就三天後再過來了,還是謝謝了。」保寶站起來笑道。9Please respect copyright.PENANAVM4FoHJI0F
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  人家既然已經這個態度了,他也不想再計較之前的事。9Please respect copyright.PENANAPGhTpjuReh
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  「兄弟等等……」看到保寶和郁绮鸢已經起身准備走了,眼鏡男忙喊了一聲,然後遞給保寶一張條子。9Please respect copyright.PENANAe88KvmYjny
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  保寶笑著接過條子,轉身和郁绮鸢離開了。9Please respect copyright.PENANASCsWNioFRx
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  「太解氣了!」郁绮鸢咬著紅潤的嘴唇嘀咕道:「不過想到這人前後態度的轉變,我又覺得噁心!」9Please respect copyright.PENANAoWFDGMiJnO
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  「呃……咱們還是換個話題吧!你看今天天氣多好。」保寶笑道。9Please respect copyright.PENANA8sIO9zZdou
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  郁绮鸢一擡頭,明明是個多雲的天氣,連太陽都看不到……9Please respect copyright.PENANAxRKYkWc5x6
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  「這也叫好天氣?」郁绮鸢面無波瀾地道。9Please respect copyright.PENANAXCaoWAv3im
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  「對於酷熱的夏季來說,這難道不是個好天氣?」9Please respect copyright.PENANA6lrFLVnKok
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  「……」郁绮鸢無語了一下,居然無法反駁保寶的話。9Please respect copyright.PENANAAv0OOOm3O0
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  走了兩步她才感慨道:「我倒覺得我們今天的運氣真好,海城這麽多派出所,領導偏偏在這個時候視察了這一個,直接給咱們省了不少錢呢!」9Please respect copyright.PENANAi0WfjF9cT6
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  「以後就跟著我,保證你運氣差不了。」保寶笑道。9Please respect copyright.PENANAGlW1Dx9Qv1
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  郁绮鸢沒接話,走到跑車前道:「快點,我送你回酒吧。」9Please respect copyright.PENANAkWrXkLoxqU
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  「還是不用了,我打車回去就行了,不能耽誤你工作了。」保寶搖頭道。9Please respect copyright.PENANAjcmlAqHEDg
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  郁绮鸢想了想,然後點頭:「那行吧!」9Please respect copyright.PENANAdDnt9wncO8
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  接著上車絕塵而去。9Please respect copyright.PENANAsbaEf5b4of
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  「……」保寶無語了,本寶寶只是客套一下而已,你倒好,直接就溜了。9Please respect copyright.PENANABZaW7ESFQs
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  看來和這種性格的人不能客套啊!9Please respect copyright.PENANAni9f0fidIw
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  就在這時,突然有一輛白色小車停在了保寶面前,車窗滑下,露出了一個婦人開心的笑容:「小夥子,需要回酒吧嗎?剛好可以搭我的順風車。」9Please respect copyright.PENANABbdfea9mi7
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  保寶聞言一看,此人正是那個小屁孩的媽媽。9Please respect copyright.PENANAKUkgkBUpKd
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  今天運氣真不錯啊!不對,是神級好運時間還沒結束,果然效果很明顯啊!9Please respect copyright.PENANASTHiWCJeQn
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  不管了,先上車再說!9Please respect copyright.PENANAZnhoVT3ED3
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  「多謝大姐了。」保寶笑著坐在了後面。9Please respect copyright.PENANAUmrcWjP84S
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  然後喚出系統界面,看到了婦人的這個開心的表情,熱心助人的情緒,滿滿的正能量啊!收了!9Please respect copyright.PENANAzunxSbrRIz
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  系統:滴!恭喜宿主獲得一個特殊開心情緒表情。9Please respect copyright.PENANAy5CNr5YGBN
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  「特殊情緒表情?哈哈……終於來了,我倒要看看這個東東有什麽特殊功能。」9Please respect copyright.PENANAKLvHVlBp1C
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  保寶忙進入物品中的特殊一欄,果然看到一個特殊開心情緒。9Please respect copyright.PENANAaprsmaDvlG
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  使用說明:此特殊情緒可以激發目標內心的相應情緒事件,促使目標主動說出,但需要目標有情緒宣泄對象,情緒影響時間10秒鐘。9Please respect copyright.PENANA1KOKkcUYyK
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  「什麽意思?」保寶看了兩遍,感覺還是沒理解透。9Please respect copyright.PENANAwojYg7ltw9
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  於是選擇向系統提問,系統隨之給出了回答:9Please respect copyright.PENANAXr078bEZ1F
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  「例如,A心裡覺得能和B一起吃飯是最讓他開心的事,倘若對A使用此開心特殊情緒,會促使A開心的對B說想和他一起吃飯。」9Please respect copyright.PENANA0xGT4Z7Obj
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  「原來是這樣,這個機器人解釋問題還真不錯,都是舉例子。」保寶滿意地點了點頭。9Please respect copyright.PENANAz6QECmZedP
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  不過保寶也還沒有過任何實驗,也不知道這個特殊情緒好不好用,如果這個情緒是「淫蕩」……9Please respect copyright.PENANAzlnkrDeJx7
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  說出你最淫蕩的心事,會不會很搞笑……9Please respect copyright.PENANAAtHXyQpC5E
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  那個小屁孩正坐在副駕駛上,回頭瞪了保寶一眼:「壞叔叔!」9Please respect copyright.PENANAmdxB6jrm5w
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  「咦~~~你這小……小家夥,我怎麽就壞了呢?」保寶回過神來,本來想說小屁孩,但又感覺當著女人的面這樣叫不太好。9Please respect copyright.PENANAH08Ig999ok
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  「欺負郁姐姐,就是壞叔叔!」小屁孩哼道。9Please respect copyright.PENANAjRdjoRQMUZ
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  等等!讓本寶寶先捋一下!9Please respect copyright.PENANAO1Hm941BR3
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  叫郁绮鸢姐姐?叫我叔叔?這輩分好像錯了啊!9Please respect copyright.PENANAklMlK7DiB4
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  保寶有些鬱悶,但也不至於糾正小屁孩這個,於是也不理他了,和小孩子是無法講道理的。9Please respect copyright.PENANASY4Mly5ATb
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  不過現在他倒是明白了小屁孩剛才爲什麽想砸他……不過說他欺負郁绮鸢也太沒道理了點吧!9Please respect copyright.PENANAhOFmLtBMiq
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  這貨是從哪兒看出來的?9Please respect copyright.PENANAd4qKA11efA
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  「小夥子,這孩子就這樣,調皮的很。」婦人突然回頭微笑道:「冒昧問一下,您和郁小姐是……」9Please respect copyright.PENANAWB4lk16C4r
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  「哦……我就是她一個普通朋友。」保寶收起系統界面,笑著回應。9Please respect copyright.PENANADP13YVdBqa
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  「普通朋友啊!」婦人笑了笑:「我還琢磨著,郁小姐終於肯交男朋友了呢!」9Please respect copyright.PENANAhwXOLZV12h
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  我擦,看不出來,你還挺會琢磨的!9Please respect copyright.PENANA8cgUNY1pOK
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  「呵呵……」保寶乾笑了一聲。9Please respect copyright.PENANA7zMf6xlzv3
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  雖然這兩個字的含義如今似乎有些變味了,但保寶保證,他絕對沒有嘲諷的意思。9Please respect copyright.PENANAkyBCBvFElJ
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  就在這時,保寶的手機響了一下,是條短信,現在除了郁绮鸢,也沒人知道他的號碼了。9Please respect copyright.PENANA7sdnaMqSnT
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  所以保寶知道,肯定是郁绮鸢發的。9Please respect copyright.PENANAJsl204s58r
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  保寶打開手機後,突然才發現,原來還有另一個人在時刻惦記著他——10082(通信公司)。9Please respect copyright.PENANAYmKpm4tT4b
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  保寶無語地揣起了手機,沒過幾秒鐘,手機突然又響了一下。9Please respect copyright.PENANAJozDhcHXhE
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  尼瑪!不就是話費賬單嗎?有必要提醒兩次嗎?9Please respect copyright.PENANAj2IX9yCkQm
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  保寶打開手機一看,卻是郁绮鸢發的短信:9Please respect copyright.PENANAAZWBKBZzJg
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  新老板我已經叫了,他大概快到酒吧了,你也快點回去吧!可以和他先熟悉一下。

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