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我想和你睡覺
血櫻花
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No Plagiarism!4sopSwJncwRP4QSkh4Hrposted on PENANA   「其實這個確實是我猜的,倒沒太大把握,只是看到你胸口有個吊墜,上面有兩個「木」字,不過你好像是習慣把它塞入T恤裡面的,剛巧它彈出來了一下被我看到,看來這個問題我猜對了。」9Please respect copyright.PENANALHCUrwfLYF
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  尼瑪!淨顧著盯著人家胸看了!9Please respect copyright.PENANAJfNN5F8nKP
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  鄭思均暗自腹誹了一聲,流氓!绮鸢怎麽會有這種朋友!9Please respect copyright.PENANAlAZtOstzER
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  然後他忍不住瞄了眼女孩的胸,其實不算大,只是B而已,有待開發,但看形狀還是很堅挺很不錯的。9Please respect copyright.PENANAbpgIQHHOns
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  「咯咯……你果然善於觀察。」女孩咯咯笑著。9Please respect copyright.PENANAxWfEhrShMs
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  「美女,你要的酒好了。」鄭思均深吸了口氣,把一杯淺藍色的酒推到了女孩跟前。9Please respect copyright.PENANAQh4S0fJcU9
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  這杯酒和保寶調製的顯然不同,不過雞尾酒的調製種類本就有幾千種之多,很正常的事。9Please respect copyright.PENANAsGukYb3XyB
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  女孩這才將目光收了回來,笑吟吟道:「有勞兩位調酒師親自爲我調酒,不過我先喝哪一杯好呢?」9Please respect copyright.PENANAa81hr8Eb7j
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  就他?還調酒師?9Please respect copyright.PENANAzgmsEEljFr
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  聽到女孩把他和保寶並列在一起,鄭思均很不爽。9Please respect copyright.PENANA5VK48F2xDY
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  「先喝我的吧!」鄭思均搶先道。9Please respect copyright.PENANAr6021745Th
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  先喝肯定占便宜,可以品出一杯酒的所有滋味,後喝的話,口中肯定還殘留上一杯酒的味道。9Please respect copyright.PENANA5mwkdbeIbr
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  保寶也不在意,連話都懶得回。9Please respect copyright.PENANA1VTeWXzD4r
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  「那好吧!」女孩端起鄭思均調製的酒輕輕抿了一口,過了片刻才道:「味道還不錯。」9Please respect copyright.PENANAaEsJy8jzSY
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  「哈哈……那是當然,美女滿意就好,不過既然這樣,他這杯就別喝了吧!」鄭思均說著,便欲將保寶調製的酒端回來,心想你這酒可別把我們的場子砸了。9Please respect copyright.PENANA8qzXT40xML
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  「那個……姓保的,你准備付錢吧!」鄭思均皺眉道。9Please respect copyright.PENANAZ3KTrRKNze
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  「爲什麽?」女孩微皺了下纖眉:「我一定得嘗嘗他調的酒才行。」9Please respect copyright.PENANArtBRjiQhjp
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  如果不是方才和保寶聊的很開心,女孩此時的態度也不會這麽堅決,興許滿意了鄭思均的酒後,也就不喝保寶的了。9Please respect copyright.PENANAbV0QJGpAlw
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  但現在不一樣了……保寶不由在心中感歎著,沒辦法,這就是本寶寶的人格魅力啊!哪怕穿著一身普通的衣服也是遮掩不住萬丈光芒的。9Please respect copyright.PENANATIKmAWhkTZ
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  「呃……那……那你喝吧!不過你一定要有心理准備。」鄭思均也不想和客人硬剛,只能讪笑著點頭。9Please respect copyright.PENANAQtsQk69uAJ
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  女孩這才端起保寶調製的酒,先是閉上眼睛,放在鼻尖輕嗅了嗅。9Please respect copyright.PENANA8ZB4DwJXRY
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  鄭思均:「……」9Please respect copyright.PENANArdgTU7Vzgh
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  你這咋還整起了前戲呢?你剛才喝我的酒也沒這樣啊!9Please respect copyright.PENANAatNDylqJ3G
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  女孩嗅了一會兒,顯得很滿意,然後小抿了一口。9Please respect copyright.PENANAAuxQc1KrdB
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  鄭思均已經想捂住自己的眼睛了,不敢想像女孩喝了這酒後是什麽反應。9Please respect copyright.PENANA8Rd3CASvTg
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  不過隨之一想,這酒是保寶調的,如果很難喝,不就更加襯托出他了嗎?而且還能讓保寶付酒錢了。9Please respect copyright.PENANAFWPKgQnViK
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  想到這裡,鄭思均頓時又有些小興奮了,至於女孩會不會因爲這酒難喝對酒吧的印象變壞,已經不在他考慮範圍之內了,反正只要自己的名聲好不就行了。9Please respect copyright.PENANADnQpzanMfN
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  女孩閉著眼喝下酒,入口滋味冰涼清爽,混合著桃子酒典雅的甜味,在唇齒間緩緩蔓延,隨後在身體裡流淌,刺激著每一個細胞。9Please respect copyright.PENANAOzCqq6FTsp
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  除此之外,還有一種朦胧的意境,就好像自己沐浴在了藍色的海洋裡,微涼的海水滋潤著肌膚,遠處的海浪層疊鋪來,感覺身體裡的細胞都興奮了起來……9Please respect copyright.PENANAGnqqp6qiam
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  女孩忍不住又跟著抿了一口,似乎是不想一飲而盡,只是啄了一小口。9Please respect copyright.PENANAtvLhAgEQaO
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  「……」看到女孩極爲享受的表情,鄭思均一時間愣住了。9Please respect copyright.PENANA4n30tsnFwD
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  這是什麽情況?難道這女孩就喜歡難喝的酒?有自虐傾向?9Please respect copyright.PENANALVoWJFxCnr
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  鑒於此,她是不是也很鍾愛sm呢?9Please respect copyright.PENANAtiJCo1lLYV
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  「這酒……感覺好浪漫啊!」女孩緩緩說著,慢慢睜開了眼睛,表情還有幾分陶醉之色。9Please respect copyright.PENANAEUdtFFKRwI
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  「啥?」鄭思均頓時傻眼兒了。9Please respect copyright.PENANATt3KaKkxXy
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  浪漫?你是偶像劇看多了産生臆想症了吧?9Please respect copyright.PENANAzzHzUjXgh7
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  「那個……美女,你確定這杯酒很好喝?」鄭思均矮下身子不甘心地確認道。9Please respect copyright.PENANAOAZg65oiXn
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  女孩認真點頭:「當然了,比這杯藍色的好喝多了,如果兩杯酒對比一下的話,一杯是仙釀,一杯是白開水。」9Please respect copyright.PENANAbJtMopxNFQ
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  噗!鄭思均只感覺女孩的話像一把利劍從他裆下切過——突然好蛋疼。9Please respect copyright.PENANAvPJtwPlyTt
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  「帥哥,這杯酒多少錢啊!應該很貴吧!」女孩直接無視了鄭思均,細口抿著酒水,一副極爲享受的模樣。9Please respect copyright.PENANAeARFLBd1J2
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  聽聽!聽聽!連稱呼都直接變成帥哥了!9Please respect copyright.PENANAxOMK9DmT1M
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  「你是今天的第一位客人,就按2.5折賣你了,48塊。」保寶溫聲笑道。9Please respect copyright.PENANAbpK3ottcxq
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  「這麽好?謝謝。」女孩連忙從包包裡拿出錢包,放在吧台上一張五十的。9Please respect copyright.PENANAZAAmLwvwEF
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  2.5折?折你妹啊!這酒全價頂多也就這錢好嗎?9Please respect copyright.PENANANBT2iIrBVK
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  鄭思均抽搐著嘴角,這家夥說謊話眼皮都不帶跳一下的,然而……謊話居然還讓女孩對他有了極好的印象,天理何在啊!9Please respect copyright.PENANAsFyxts0KOH
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  保寶拿了兩個硬幣放在了吧台上:「美女,你的找零。」9Please respect copyright.PENANAR90cHiiL4V
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  「謝謝。」9Please respect copyright.PENANAMnW5PCG0JS
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  然後保寶的目光投在了鄭思均身上。9Please respect copyright.PENANA100C35Gyav
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  鄭思均一愣,保寶一共用這種眼神看了他兩次,第一次是讓他付碎了的那瓶酒錢,那麽第二次呢?9Please respect copyright.PENANACOLFVyplEV
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  「……」鄭思均不甘心地從錢包裡掏出六十塊錢放在了吧台上,這是他調的那杯酒的價格。9Please respect copyright.PENANAvo4od76ERO
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  尼瑪!還沒正式上班,已經賠了兩百多了,晦氣!9Please respect copyright.PENANAvKtqAMpvMW
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  雖然擱他眼裡都是小錢,但是心情很不美麗啊!9Please respect copyright.PENANAB1afBlPKVK
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  保寶把錢放進了抽屜裡,擡頭時,正看到女孩突然把剩餘的酒一飲而盡,於是笑道:「你朋友到了吧?」9Please respect copyright.PENANAccSxSy6Glj
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  「啊?你又知道?」女孩捂著小嘴笑了起來。9Please respect copyright.PENANALeegg5k3mU
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  「你進酒吧到現在,一共看了五次手機,每次不超過三秒就放下,顯然不是看新聞,也沒有回消息,那麽肯定是在等朋友的消息了,你之前喝酒的速度很慢很慢,但是剛才突然一飲而盡,所以我猜肯定是朋友到了。」9Please respect copyright.PENANAx3mSByPuAw
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  「哈……你真的好有趣呀!」女孩禁不住感歎著。9Please respect copyright.PENANAQJzXfGXkUE
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  「身爲一個合格的調酒師,必須要和客人切入話題引起客人的興趣,所以我需要無時無刻注意客人的一舉一動,包括您的髮型、衣著、身材、甚至三圍等……」9Please respect copyright.PENANAG6AsEcuh8A
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  「所以呢?」女孩拄著下巴吃吃笑道。9Please respect copyright.PENANAzETgKezpon
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  「所以我需要請您相信,我對您其實沒有任何非分的想法,即便美女您確實有著如九天玄女下凡的仙顔,在我眼中也不過是具紅粉骷髅而已。」保寶目不斜視,一本正經地道。9Please respect copyright.PENANACHzWyxw6sr
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  「……」鄭思均無語了。9Please respect copyright.PENANAgU9K9HTBJj
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  還九天玄女下凡……您這馬屁拍的也太大了吧!9Please respect copyright.PENANAgfMmH4doWt
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  輕浮!太輕浮了!但是這女孩爲什麽偏偏就是很開心呢?9Please respect copyright.PENANAakpc5HMoxs
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  「咯咯咯……」女孩卻是捂著嘴樂的不輕,從包裡拿出紙筆嘩嘩寫了起來。9Please respect copyright.PENANARh9fU7NeYW
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  「紅粉骷髅林佳音的電話。」9Please respect copyright.PENANAAUJiQUHQiv
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  女孩把紙條撕下放在了吧台上,然後對著保寶俏皮地擠了下眼睛。9Please respect copyright.PENANAadbrTwOiEz
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  「……」鄭思均完全傻眼了,他就是再笨也能看出來,這女的已經上鈎了,只要保寶現在趁熱打鐵一番,說不定晚上就能本壘打了!9Please respect copyright.PENANAKXmxVMeZ0a
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  雖然這女的不能說是仙女之姿,但長相確實很不錯了,至少有這種質量的女孩投懷送抱,他絕對不會介意的。9Please respect copyright.PENANA1ODvM9PFoZ
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  鄭思均甚至已經在心裡計算,如此姿色的學生妹到酒店叫一個要多少錢了……9Please respect copyright.PENANA4Uds8QJSij
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  「你剛來上班,如果今天就請假的話,绮鸢肯定會生氣的。」鄭思均突然板著臉警告了一聲,意思很明顯,不能請假,不給你本壘打的機會。9Please respect copyright.PENANAErBCFhvHcn
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  保寶是真服了這家夥了,不給他點兒教訓真不行。9Please respect copyright.PENANAMApTveOATo
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  心念一轉,保寶突然想到了那個開心特殊情緒表情。9Please respect copyright.PENANA3VrkSaLFD4
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  也不知道鄭思均最想和這個女孩做的最開心事是什麽,倒不如試一下。9Please respect copyright.PENANAwPPmv0RtG4
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  想到這裡,保寶馬上喚出系統,選中那個情緒對鄭思均使用,然後根據系統的提示,選擇女孩作爲目標。9Please respect copyright.PENANAThjyrCIPLu
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  鄭思均陰沉的表情登時一變,面向女孩開心地笑了起來:「美女,我想和你睡覺。」9Please respect copyright.PENANAzVnzZrrfhY

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