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反正我就是要定你了
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No Plagiarism!zLN2OO7iZhR80SAOYV1bposted on PENANA 9Please respect copyright.PENANAoqodGzAcNF
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  有句話怎麽說的來著?女人不喝醉,男人沒機會。9Please respect copyright.PENANAPosPh2EgYF
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  女人常來酒吧:常在河邊走,哪有不濕鞋?9Please respect copyright.PENANAQHChd2xxz5
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  男人常來酒吧:常在河邊走,哪有不撿魚?9Please respect copyright.PENANAyvIEmiqNto
9Please respect copyright.PENANA2j6EBjH9Rh
  所以美女常來酒吧多好啊!9Please respect copyright.PENANAeJGI4UusNx
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  女孩點了點頭,但是並沒有跟著王城的步子,而是在酒吧裡四下張望了起來,邊走邊尋。9Please respect copyright.PENANAPeDVTefAo7
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  最後目光終於鎖定了一個人,女孩臉上蔓延過一抹喜色,快步朝他走了過去。9Please respect copyright.PENANAncCpJBOy20
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  王城等人見狀,忙不解地跟了上去,結果看到女孩的方向是喬雅。9Please respect copyright.PENANA9BL096WCWk
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  王城不由犯起了嘀咕,難道她認識喬雅?而且看她的步伐速度,好像很激動的樣子。9Please respect copyright.PENANAzG0OcMYWOH
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  「嗨!原來你躲在這裡和美女聊天了呀!」女孩笑著跑過去揚手打起了招呼。9Please respect copyright.PENANAgYeMuY2BwQ
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  王城等人頓時傻眼兒了!9Please respect copyright.PENANAALkUBjnzet
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  她這麽激動地衝過去,居然不是找喬雅的,而是找保寶。9Please respect copyright.PENANAahiI2csz58
9Please respect copyright.PENANAVGUgAwzY5O
  說什麽是來喝酒的,真扯淡!根本是專門來找保寶的啊!9Please respect copyright.PENANAryjUgARWUp
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  王城真真覺得自己胸悶了,幾人站在旁邊大眼瞪小眼,一臉呆滯。9Please respect copyright.PENANApepjuZP4YU
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  他們想和林佳音多搭句話都難,但林佳音卻主動去找保寶,還特麽是衝著跑過去的啊!他可只是個山窩裡的窮小子。9Please respect copyright.PENANAAOMhfA1TRk
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  怎麽會這樣呢??9Please respect copyright.PENANAj0pMbJwYVb
9Please respect copyright.PENANAFwZrOf2P8T
  保寶擡起頭,微愣了一下,然後輕聲笑了一聲:「哦……原來是你啊!」9Please respect copyright.PENANAaL9JMJNO8U
9Please respect copyright.PENANAOsVdf6XL5T
  「我電話都給你了,你爲什麽沒給我打電話呢?」林佳音也不待保寶邀請,自顧自坐下笑道。9Please respect copyright.PENANAXKpXcece4l
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  什麽?9Please respect copyright.PENANAFvCAJRHHDM
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  沃特?!9Please respect copyright.PENANA55xcmv5ngN
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  林佳音的電話居然都主動給他了?9Please respect copyright.PENANA0kexlMgAxd
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  王城等人頓時如遭雷劈。9Please respect copyright.PENANAHB90KF2LTM
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  保寶一怔,笑道:「因爲我知道,如果不給你打電話,你一定還會再來的,我就能再見你一面了,就像現在這樣。」9Please respect copyright.PENANAVYCeqrUnmY
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  「嗯……這個解釋還不錯,我接受了。」林佳音滿意地笑了笑,然後扭頭看了眼喬雅,對保寶道:「這位美女是你女朋友?」9Please respect copyright.PENANAUwc1cDvElz
9Please respect copyright.PENANADgxgvXHpl3
  「她將來應該會是我兄弟的女朋友。」9Please respect copyright.PENANAoW7YHbj7iq
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  「你兄弟?」林佳音微愣。9Please respect copyright.PENANAjrSQHoOpNa
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  「是啊!普天之下,都是同胞嘛!」9Please respect copyright.PENANAVmiSZx2ghQ
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  「咯咯……你說話的轉折和解釋,是真的很有趣。」林佳音捂嘴笑道。9Please respect copyright.PENANApRaxslleRh
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  「诶,林……林……你叫林什麽來著?」保寶撓了撓腦袋。9Please respect copyright.PENANAyM1PyrOIHc
9Please respect copyright.PENANAF63QDvcZK3
  「不是吧!我叫林佳音,你居然沒記住我的名字?你的觀察力那麽強,記憶力應該不差吧?」9Please respect copyright.PENANAh4QVHvyRes
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  保寶只能苦笑一聲:「我這畢竟也只是人腦而已。」9Please respect copyright.PENANADbzH1dcddX
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  「哦……我明白了。」林佳音點了點頭:「你只會去記你比較在意的事情,當時我是客人,所以你在我身上花了很多心思,後來我結賬走的時候告訴你我的名字,你就沒興趣記了,因爲我已經要走了。」9Please respect copyright.PENANArUDGdftZGZ
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  保寶笑著點頭:「沒錯,你就是我的一個客人而已,你給我錢,我讓你享受,咱們就完成了一次雙贏的交易。」9Please respect copyright.PENANAbFZdMpXpny
9Please respect copyright.PENANAgOsUvGaYGQ
  「噯,什麽叫我給你錢,你讓我享受?」9Please respect copyright.PENANAX9a8bcjsqI
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  保寶:「……」9Please respect copyright.PENANAkQxNK3uU1a
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  喬雅捂著嘴笑了起來。9Please respect copyright.PENANA9UaxQZHbMh
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  「大校花,你到底想喝什麽酒啊?」一旁的王城終於忍不住打斷他們的聊天了。9Please respect copyright.PENANAzzwSvEoE5m
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  「你是校花?我去……爲什麽你們一定要整這些很惡俗的稱號呢?」保寶直言不諱。9Please respect copyright.PENANALchSEcL9By
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  以前看到校花,覺得是用天真無邪的目光欣賞的;後來看到校花,發現是用衣服遮住的下半身欣賞的;到了現在,只想去欣賞校花被衣服遮住的下半身了。9Please respect copyright.PENANAOvb4UXbirt
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  大學本該是踏入社會的最後一塊淨土,然而竟要眼睜睜看著它風氣逐漸淪喪,最終被邪惡吞噬,這讓保寶十分痛心疾首!9Please respect copyright.PENANApaJxmMadet
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  聽到保寶的話,王城無語了,敢當著校花的面說她惡俗?你這情商也是夠低的了。9Please respect copyright.PENANANEWtp1NnSh
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  隨之他又一喜,你就隨便說吧!再說嚴重點兒才好呢!馬上一巴掌把你嘴打歪。9Please respect copyright.PENANAtdIsyQlS9w
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  殊不知保寶根本沒想過泡林佳音,又何必去管那麽多呢?9Please respect copyright.PENANAvULWzAL0AO
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  「這個稱呼啊!其實我也不怎麽喜歡,都是他們瞎給的。」林佳音無奈地笑道。9Please respect copyright.PENANAo4lAEKbeXa
9Please respect copyright.PENANAHs4tpD3bEE
  「……」王城無語了,所有人的想法完全不按他的劇本走啊!9Please respect copyright.PENANAZlI0KeA053
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  突然感覺自己智商是不是急需充值了?9Please respect copyright.PENANAqIVvck8fwM
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  「好吧……」保寶笑著點頭:「不過林大校花,我先和你說清楚,我可沒想要泡你。」9Please respect copyright.PENANA9hqh2v4wL5
9Please respect copyright.PENANAZcOUH0fQfL
  「切~~~誰想讓你泡了呀!你以爲我是沒人要的嗎?」林佳音嬌哼一聲。9Please respect copyright.PENANAC9hKLNDBTw
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  「那就好。」保寶點頭笑道。9Please respect copyright.PENANAumrih8ixYy
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  「……」王城更無語了,保寶居然說這麽直接,已經完全理解不了他的想法了。9Please respect copyright.PENANAwCkkBGb45y
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  等等……套路,他這一定是套路啊!9Please respect copyright.PENANAJ4urERU2RY
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  有些女孩就吃這一套,沒看到林佳音還很開心嘛!她這分明已經進套了啊!9Please respect copyright.PENANAsB1nmTAg4l
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  臥槽!這小子情商挺高的啊……該不會是情場高手吧?回頭是不是要假裝服軟跪倒在他的石榴裙下向他請教一下泡妞法則呢?9Please respect copyright.PENANA8sLJ7uWtod
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  「好了,你趕緊去點酒吧!」保寶笑道。9Please respect copyright.PENANAaCHAgXEM6M
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  他知道這個行業會接觸許多女人,還要和客人聊天扯皮打趣,而且來酒吧的美女比例相對又比較高,和她們吹牛歸吹牛,還是別被誤會想泡她們的好。9Please respect copyright.PENANA8JFXFT8uIB
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  畢竟保寶對自己的泡妞技術還是挺自信的,就是這個郁绮鸢……似乎不太好泡。9Please respect copyright.PENANAUro9nmvOgk
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  不過既然和郁绮鸢有了男女朋友關係,哪怕如今前路未定,也不太好亂搞,倘若哪日兩人確定分手了,他愛怎麽玩就都無所謂了。9Please respect copyright.PENANA6DMjJfONn5
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  「我不點酒,我點人,必須是你調的酒,趕緊的!」林佳音著急催促道。9Please respect copyright.PENANAhmomEK5Pek
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  「保哥,你真的會調酒?」拄著下巴的喬雅驚疑了一聲。9Please respect copyright.PENANAyss5OU0xRJ
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  當然,她所謂的「會調酒」肯定是指達到職業調酒師的技術了。9Please respect copyright.PENANAVkeSQTzDm5
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  「沒,我就瞎調的,其實手法不穩定。」保寶笑著打起了哈哈。9Please respect copyright.PENANAKqaQlFAZfa
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  「我不管,反正我就是要定你了!」林佳音哼道。9Please respect copyright.PENANAIMjg2kCclw
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  保寶:「……」喬雅:「……」王城:「……」9Please respect copyright.PENANAIbtdjxzlay
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  「不是……是要你調酒!」看到衆人傻眼兒了,林佳音趕忙解釋道。9Please respect copyright.PENANAiMReaNwdkO
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  「真不行,不調了,等我完全學會了再說。」保寶搖頭婉拒道:「你去讓我們老板調吧!他技術還可以。」9Please respect copyright.PENANAnqBIvK4UwD
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  「他是還可以,可和你一比就真的是天壤之別了啊!」9Please respect copyright.PENANAplIpmYIUOo
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  「不會吧保哥?原來你調酒技術這麽高啊!」喬雅驚歎道。9Please respect copyright.PENANACTl3qpEKZt
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  連王城一時間都被震住了,他知道林佳音不會在這個問題上說謊的,難道這家夥調酒真的很厲害?9Please respect copyright.PENANAVJ5KXZ4XYi
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  可如果是這樣,他怎麽可能會來當服務生呢?這不是閒的蛋疼嗎?

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