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你還能不能有點夢想?
血櫻花
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No Plagiarism!ov6ohbIg1swiWzPNM8VHposted on PENANA   淩晨1點鐘,酒吧。30Please respect copyright.PENANA4kQjuAZvel
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  「你做我男朋友吧!」30Please respect copyright.PENANAcVr9vhWipS
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  吧台後面的女人面色很平靜,淡淡地對她面前坐著的男人道。30Please respect copyright.PENANA82jZZk764v
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  「噗通……」坐在高腳凳上的保寶被女人的這句話嚇得險些摔到在了地上。30Please respect copyright.PENANAeeRr5F8wtl
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  保寶捂著腦袋從吧台下慢慢探出了頭:「你是不是有病?我連你名字還不知道呢!而且我們才認識二十分鐘。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAeJcGqBDoYS
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  是的,僅僅只認識了二十分鐘。30Please respect copyright.PENANA9Vqxr1ViKo
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  保寶不知道怎麽回事,醒來的時候就出現在了這個陌生的地方,如果要問他從哪裡醒來的,說出來估計沒人會相信——他是從墳裡出來的。30Please respect copyright.PENANAbJdioSuIGd
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  當時睡意朦胧的他聽到外面有「乒乒」作響的聲音,不多久便看到眼前一道門被人打開。30Please respect copyright.PENANAH7IPxonyIl
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  他才發現,自己竟躺在棺材裡。30Please respect copyright.PENANATHb3DzFBRz
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  然後他傻傻的說了一句話——你們是來盜我的嗎?30Please respect copyright.PENANA7l4c7fFNVR
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  隨後只聽那些人嚎叫著「鬼啊鬼啊」一溜煙兒跑了。30Please respect copyright.PENANA79lOdK1FwO
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  但是之後保寶卻看到,那些人沒跑幾步便瞬間都消失了。30Please respect copyright.PENANAoeWWzP9uoX
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  「鬼啊鬼啊鬼啊……」這回是保寶嚎叫出聲的。30Please respect copyright.PENANAaQzjLqAWYF
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  保寶頓時嚇出一身冷汗,他從墳裡爬出來,以百米衝刺的速度朝山坡下跑去。30Please respect copyright.PENANAqfJxT3RgpR
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  除了頭頂慘淡的星光外,遠方還有閃爍的霓虹,保寶不明白這一切是怎麽回事,但他知道那裡是一座城市,於是只能加快速度朝那邊跑去。30Please respect copyright.PENANAatw3tPxiiv
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  雖然距離看起來不算遠,但保寶連走帶跑也用了半個多小時才到城市裡,在這裡,他終於感受到了人味兒。30Please respect copyright.PENANAY7jGSda5IB
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  在街上漫無目的地晃了二十分鐘,保寶終於發現,這他以前住的城市完全不同,街道廣告牌都很陌生,許多店面的産品居然是他沒聽過的牌子。30Please respect copyright.PENANAZnDKDTpX0l
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  保寶完全迷茫了,這特麽是什麽鬼地方?30Please respect copyright.PENANArFOvrK43dV
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  身上的衣服雖然並不髒,但很潮,也沒有一分錢,保寶一時間不知道該怎麽辦了。30Please respect copyright.PENANAIAtaB8wQYX
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  一抬頭,他看到了旁邊有一家酒吧,在這個時間點,裡面居然很安靜,看起來生意似乎不太好。30Please respect copyright.PENANAU6MdHJ9b62
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  保寶進了酒吧,他的想法不多,只希望能在裡面休息一晚,如果可以的話,能討些點心填填肚子就更好了。30Please respect copyright.PENANAtSF7tBcPAk
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  剛經歷過那種科學無法解釋的事情,他現在真的不敢一個人在大街上溜達了,到了後半夜恐懼感會倍增的。30Please respect copyright.PENANAV1RzbROtoU
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  酒吧的老板是個女人,很漂亮的女人,至少以前的保寶從沒和這種級別的女人有過交流。30Please respect copyright.PENANAwv8YGR7CKs
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  好在女人心腸似乎不錯,也沒趕他出去,還和他聊起了天,不過聊天的內容是……一直追問他的私事。30Please respect copyright.PENANAXSGKiG0jS5
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  保寶也從女人口中套出了一些話,得知這裡居然已經不是他原來的國度了,驚愕是難免的,可不得不暫時接受這個難以理解的現實。30Please respect copyright.PENANAXAlr7A7xEf
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  對於女人的問題,保寶的回答自然就很簡單了——孤兒,被人口販子拐走,混日子,黑戶……30Please respect copyright.PENANAsH03LolHTg
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  可就算再打死保寶一次,他也不可能想到,女人居然突然蹦出一句「你做我男朋友吧」!30Please respect copyright.PENANAGRAOTWfCj0
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  女人似乎早已預料到了保寶的反應,此時依舊淡淡地道:「雖然只有二十分鐘,可是我已經挺了解你了,無父無母,不學無術,從小被人口販子拐走,基本也沒什麽本事……總之你各方面都挺適合我的。」30Please respect copyright.PENANArzniiGhC6O
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  這就是你選男朋友的要求?你還能不能有點夢想?30Please respect copyright.PENANARpczD23fdf
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  保寶呆呆地瞪著女人看了好一會兒,最後他終於做出一個判斷:「我看你就是有病!」30Please respect copyright.PENANA3jIJujjCav
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  說完這些,保寶立馬扭身就走,哪怕睡在大街上也比和這個神經不正常的人待在一起好。30Please respect copyright.PENANAUzaJI8Pxny
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  嫁給他?30Please respect copyright.PENANAX2ISjjrDZf
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  保寶低頭看了看自己這一身,說真的,現在連他自己都有點嫌棄自己……30Please respect copyright.PENANA0zfSLpegRd
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  「你不是還沒有落腳的地方嗎?只要答應我,我可以讓你在這裡先當個服務生,給你開35000底薪。」身後的女人的聲音依舊平淡如水:「而且,我可以幫你去辦理戶口。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAomSdHwL9ZR
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  保寶當下立定了,他現在沒有戶口身份,想找個工作還真不容易,服務生35000塊底薪肯定不底了。30Please respect copyright.PENANAkqlA53a4do
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  最重要的是,女人答應幫他辦理戶口。30Please respect copyright.PENANAtArUPj7tqA
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  保寶回過頭,小心徵求道:「我可以在這裡工作……但是不要你,行不?」30Please respect copyright.PENANATdeE946BFH
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  不是保寶不喜歡美女,才認識二十分鐘就要求處對象,雖然這種事在現實中偶有發生,不就是一見鍾情嘛!30Please respect copyright.PENANALzXMViSkO3
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  可保寶不覺得能落到現在的他身上,怎麽想都覺得這事兒肯定有貓膩。30Please respect copyright.PENANAa43sx7zki9
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  如果能先在這兒謀份工作,在這座陌生的城市好歹也算有立足之地了,慢慢把戶口弄好,以後的事可以再打算。30Please respect copyright.PENANALVj25Fsk8t
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  女人搖頭婉拒:「這兩件事是一體的。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAtXMcsCQgkO
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  保寶緊緊盯著女人寶石般美輪美奂的眼睛,想從她神情中看出來些什麽,可奈何女人就像是個雕塑,表情幾乎沒有什麽變化。30Please respect copyright.PENANA4qjBJ4H9n7
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  保寶頓時有點慌了,你平時面癱沒關係,可你在床上如果也是這樣,那還不如個充氣娃娃呢!娃娃至少都有會叫的款式啊!30Please respect copyright.PENANAJGItTRjLrt
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  「只是男朋友而已,又不是結婚,如果處著不合適再分了,你用不著那麽緊張。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAWFo1krzBmn
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  聽到女人的話,保寶又考慮了良久,深吸一口氣終於下定了決心,堅決地搖了搖頭:「……成交!」30Please respect copyright.PENANAmuMgzUTIJG
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  雖然保寶知道這女的心裡有小算盤,不過自己也什麽都沒有,她能圖什麽呢?30Please respect copyright.PENANADvxIr6FfYo
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  頂多能就幫她造幾個兒子——這是保寶覺得他目前能爲她做的唯一貢獻了。30Please respect copyright.PENANA9pAv2ia8ys
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  女人終於露出了一絲微笑,那笑容暖如陽,淨如月,在月白燈光的映射下沁人心脾。30Please respect copyright.PENANAX9wPq6hCAr
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  系統提示:捕捉到一個情緒表情,是否存入情緒包?注:目標因完成心願而開心,情緒能量:正。30Please respect copyright.PENANASCbPJ5dXES
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  保寶腦海中突然傳來一個機械的聲音,眼前也跟著彈出了一個框框,就和大型液晶顯示屏一樣,不過是透明的。30Please respect copyright.PENANAbC72KnVaNX
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  什麽情況?30Please respect copyright.PENANABrHC8a5VU9
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  保寶登時呆住了。30Please respect copyright.PENANA1QhBaMVAvd
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  他不動,那個框框也不動,好像就在等待著他的選擇。30Please respect copyright.PENANAY2yKtHghLX
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  保寶乾咽了口唾沫,小心念叨了一聲:「存……」30Please respect copyright.PENANAxfzdDi0b7K
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  系統提示:恭喜宿主獲得一個中級情緒表情——開心。30Please respect copyright.PENANA4rrRBQQybq
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  下面還有一行提示:宿主可用意念控制系統界面的出現和消失,如有疑問,也可用意念和系統溝通。30Please respect copyright.PENANAH76tjWJd3h
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  意念又是什麽鬼東東?保寶這樣想著,在心裡暗道一聲:「消失……」30Please respect copyright.PENANAfV4Vw0epYH
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  系統界面瞬間消失不見。30Please respect copyright.PENANAadFTxEdHu7
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  「出現!」30Please respect copyright.PENANABpLqWUzqOV
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  系統界面瞬間又出現在眼前。30Please respect copyright.PENANAdpyfwdOE6M
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  「挖靠!今天真是見鬼了!不對不對,該不會……我自己就是鬼吧?」30Please respect copyright.PENANADydMc5swcP
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  保寶被自己的想法嚇得痙攣一下,伸出手照著自己的臉就是一巴掌。30Please respect copyright.PENANAgaUsG3A6L9
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  「啪!」30Please respect copyright.PENANAtKfICVuHpV
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  女人見狀,登時愕然一下,搞不懂保寶這是在做什麽。30Please respect copyright.PENANASe0zMbupPU
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  系統提示:捕捉到一個情緒表情,是否存入情緒包?注:目標因宿主自殘而驚訝,情緒能量:中。30Please respect copyright.PENANArSvyGDkxme
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  尼瑪又來了?30Please respect copyright.PENANAdUuSpv9P18
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  「我存!」保寶在心裡嘶吼道。30Please respect copyright.PENANAApq2AfhWyW
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  系統提示:恭喜宿主獲得一個中級情緒表情——驚訝。30Please respect copyright.PENANAWLBXWCFLXU
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  「馬上給老子滾蛋!」保寶在心裡吼道。30Please respect copyright.PENANAOZWECBUKp0
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  系統界面又消失了。30Please respect copyright.PENANATpCcNc6p4X
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  保寶瞬間驚呆了,這系統居然連這話都能聽得懂……30Please respect copyright.PENANAsdTdIdUPcn
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  只是沒過一秒鐘,系統界面又彈出來了,界面上出現了一行字,並且發出了機械的聲音:「若捕捉到郁绮鸢一個憤怒的表情,可獎勵宿主一個高級憤怒情緒,且由於宿主第一次接受任務,可額外獎勵一項職業技能。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAnAGk8eUgGe
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  保寶看了眼界面右上角,那裡出現了一個女人的頭像,正是眼前這女的。30Please respect copyright.PENANAEUerrw1aW1
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  「原來這女的叫這名……郁绮鸢,遇奇緣?這名字很個性啊!都快能和本寶寶媲美了。」保寶在心裡嘀咕著。30Please respect copyright.PENANANQHfz3qvkq
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  郁绮鸢的表情此時已經恢復平靜:「你在幹嘛?」30Please respect copyright.PENANAsVG5AkQuTR
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  「先別著急,你等我考慮一會兒,畢竟這是關係到下一代的大問題,我必須爲將來的兒子選個好基因。」保寶托著下巴道。30Please respect copyright.PENANANs89lyWLZT
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  「……」郁绮鸢不知道該說什麽了,乾脆保持沉默。30Please respect copyright.PENANAfYIYJEfy13
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  保寶已經意識到郁绮鸢是看不到系統界面的,否則早就嚇得跳腳了,於是先進入「幫助」界面看了下這個系統到底是什麽鬼東西。30Please respect copyright.PENANANKQDyo3HMY
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  情緒系統:可搜集目標的情緒供宿主使用,情緒的使用方式頗多。30Please respect copyright.PENANAjXVPNTGcNi
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  特麽的就這麽簡單的介紹?要不要這麽坑寶寶?30Please respect copyright.PENANAh3CeuCUAS9
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  是系統太弱智了?還是系統認爲本寶寶的智商已經超越愛因斯坦單憑這句話就能了解全部了?30Please respect copyright.PENANAZFX36cFUvZ
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  保寶認真思考了一會兒後,最終認爲一定是第二個原因,不要問爲什麽,裝.逼這件事不能被點破。30Please respect copyright.PENANA5QMbuN51ub
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  不過對於眼前的事,保寶還是摸不著頭腦,但是想到他居然都已經重生了,再遇到這種奇葩的事,接受能力倒是比以前已經強了很多。30Please respect copyright.PENANAcmQesSMbOV
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  「你考慮好了嗎?」郁绮鸢催促了一聲。30Please respect copyright.PENANAmGkd0Rax32
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  保寶聞言,又看了一眼那個任務,心想不管了,先把這個任務完成再說,看看能有什麽效果,還獎勵什麽職業技能,聽起來好像還不錯的樣子。30Please respect copyright.PENANAcP3Yo8fKky
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  於是他擡頭望了郁绮鸢一眼,說道:「你出來,我先看看你的身材如何。」30Please respect copyright.PENANA7o5wPznaQq
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  郁绮鸢沒有多說什麽,從吧台後面走了出來,30Please respect copyright.PENANAP0w3VqiHw5
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  她腳上蹬著一雙白色球鞋,穿著白色緊身長褲,上身是白色襯衫,雙腿筆直修長,臀部挺翹圓潤,蠻腰盈盈一握,胸脯鼓鼓脹脹的——讓保寶完全有理由懷疑裡面是不是墊了什麽東西。30Please respect copyright.PENANAYN5ea7SFoh
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  這身材再配上那具禍國殃民的容顔,保寶頓時覺得以他這超過愛因斯坦的智商……也理解不了對方爲什麽要找他做老公了。30Please respect copyright.PENANAFrC93NsflW
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  保寶咽了口唾沫潤著乾澀的喉嚨:「找我做男朋友……你確定你沒有精神病?」30Please respect copyright.PENANAI5607odAY8
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  郁绮鸢搖了搖頭。30Please respect copyright.PENANAc9EVwcP0Dp
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  「你居然都不確定你有沒有精神病?」保寶頓時驚呼出聲。30Please respect copyright.PENANAJM1jYOWY4O
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  「什麽?!你確定你有精神病?」保寶又是一聲驚呼。30Please respect copyright.PENANAUNjSLwlWyP
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  「……」郁绮鸢沉默了一下,終於開了口:「我確定我沒有精神病。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAu3g4ZLprBG
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