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No Plagiarism!JV3zSmeRFMofK7tee9XOposted on PENANA   保寶想起了方才完成任務獲得的郁绮鸢的「生氣」表情,如果對自己使用的話——經歷倒黴事件。12Please respect copyright.PENANAeXV2lo6IYd
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  「還是算了吧!不能作死拿自己當實驗……」保寶擦了擦腦門的細汗,這大夏天還真有點熱。12Please respect copyright.PENANAigL3nehCof
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  隨後保寶想到了幾個問題,他記得方才收集郁绮鸢情緒的時候,出現了「情緒能量:中」的鬼東東,這是什麽意思?12Please respect copyright.PENANAZGr8aJ90g1
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  保寶馬上在心裡詢問了系統這個問題。12Please respect copyright.PENANA9Kxn6cVSYc
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  系統隨之機械地給出了回答:「情緒能量是系統根據對方的心理活動判定的一種狀態,分爲正、中、負三種。」12Please respect copyright.PENANAhACzSfgo9z
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  保寶又問:「就是正能量和負能量的意思?再通俗點說,就是帶有善意或惡意的情緒?」12Please respect copyright.PENANAOUYHY5LLkQ
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  系統:「是。」12Please respect copyright.PENANA108lQPMTr5
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  「那開心的表情是不是都是正能量呢?」12Please respect copyright.PENANAzyU1Z6kFz2
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  系統:「不是。舉例說明:A十分討厭B,於是A安排殺手取了B的性命,得知此人喪命後,A很開心,此開心表情屬於負能量。」12Please respect copyright.PENANAOGaOz7MxRw
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  「……媽的還會舉一反三了,你是不是和我同一個老師教的啊?」12Please respect copyright.PENANAPf1STXLmGy
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  系統:「不是。」12Please respect copyright.PENANACbRGVjKM6u
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  「滾蛋!老子當然知道不是。」12Please respect copyright.PENANA7gnmHHagMv
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  系統:「知道你還問?你是不是弱智?如宿主智商不足,可在抽獎中有一定機率獲得補充智商的物品,祝你好運。」12Please respect copyright.PENANAkCS4QGH2gG
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  保寶:「……」12Please respect copyright.PENANArAb77hKY79
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  被系統嗆得懵了一下,保寶又忙問:「抽獎都能抽到什麽?」12Please respect copyright.PENANAUz9RRTwRPr
12Please respect copyright.PENANADg2Oo9688d
  「比如增加每天情緒表情使用上限的功能,當前普通情緒每天最多使用100次,倘若抽到增加20次的,當天便可使用120次,分爲永久增加和限時增加。這只是獎項之一,不一一介紹。」12Please respect copyright.PENANAi3F4RbGlok
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  「哦……」保寶點了點頭,又問:「剛才好像還說獎勵我什麽職業技能?這是什麽意思啊?」12Please respect copyright.PENANA7ff94DjaMs
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  系統:「就是獎勵你一項職業技能。」12Please respect copyright.PENANA9OW337OdNq
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  「……那我是不是可以選一項職業?這我可得好好想想了。」保寶美滋滋地想著。12Please respect copyright.PENANARkVmo4JDTr
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  當籃球帝王?算了,科比都已經退役了,我已經沒有對手了。12Please respect copyright.PENANAlJ41a9MfzJ
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  當型男歌手?算了,我可是一個很低調的人,這個職業我根本看不上。12Please respect copyright.PENANAZl2fz8AT27
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  嗯.....聯合國秘書長倒是不錯,比較符合我的性格。12Please respect copyright.PENANAVofZq3rxAv
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  系統:「宿主無權選擇,系統已根據宿主周圍的環境爲你選定了一項職業——高級技師調酒師。」12Please respect copyright.PENANAwm9oszqHLI
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  「……」保寶掃了眼偌大的酒吧,頓時欲哭無淚:「還好我剛才沒在廁所,估計要當潔廁員了。」12Please respect copyright.PENANADCYucNVUcf
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  系統:「職業獎勵已選定,宿主無權更改潔廁員職業。」12Please respect copyright.PENANAhiRo4yWTF1
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  我更改你老母!調酒師至少不坑!12Please respect copyright.PENANAZp2AeaEDJp
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  保寶深吸了口氣,又問道:「這個世界怎麽變了?是不是和你有關係?」12Please respect copyright.PENANAmYbZf0PlKz
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  系統:「是的。」12Please respect copyright.PENANAoDA6iZSujx
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  保寶著急了:「我問你這個世界怎麽變了?」12Please respect copyright.PENANA3L32rngim7
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  系統:「是的,變了,你需要回答幾遍?」12Please respect copyright.PENANAgUsLt7x2CD
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  「……」保寶有點暈了,感覺這個系統其實就是智能機器人。12Please respect copyright.PENANA62VRvMUXvr
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  「對了,我今天遇到鬼了啊!就是那幾個盜墓的,他們是不是鬼?」保寶只能換了個問題。12Please respect copyright.PENANAJfC8FlYtl7
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  系統:「他們不是盜墓的,這個世界也沒有鬼,他們只是由系統合成的。另外,人貴有自知之明,你那個土墳並沒有任何值得盜的價值,不會有盜墓賊光顧的,而且盜墓的人一般都在深夜,不會選擇在這麽早的時……」12Please respect copyright.PENANAFmD2ybSShK
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  「你特麽說完了嗎?老子就問你他們是不是鬼,你給我啰哩吧嗦這麽多!」12Please respect copyright.PENANAfLAokT4F7G
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  系統:「不是。」12Please respect copyright.PENANAriErKM7xUf
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  「滾蛋!」保寶在心底怒吼一聲。12Please respect copyright.PENANAjy3mIRY5ys
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  之後系統再沒發出聲音。12Please respect copyright.PENANAOJdQZLc8oe
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  保寶坐在高腳凳上緩了緩氣兒,知道那幾個「人」不是鬼後,心底總算舒坦了一些。12Please respect copyright.PENANAwjShGjNQSR
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  隨後保寶看了看自己這套白色底黑印花的衣服,暗道一聲「好在衣服還算正常」。12Please respect copyright.PENANAX70KA5fU8Q
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  保寶考慮了一會兒,最後拿起吧台上的鑰匙和一千塊錢,出了酒吧,把門關上,准備先去買兩套衣服。12Please respect copyright.PENANABDxcL4LGNu
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  保寶鎖好門一回頭,差點沒把他嚇跳腳,不遠處昏黃的路燈下有個白色人影一動不動,這大半夜的第一感覺是白衣女鬼。12Please respect copyright.PENANACUSNAOEzyn
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  嚇得保寶差點破口大罵系統一頓:「你個垃圾玩意兒剛才不是還說這世界沒有鬼?你看看那個東東是什麽?」12Please respect copyright.PENANACrCer7rxSz
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  定睛一看後,保寶才發現原來是郁绮鸢,連忙大聲道:「你一個人是不是不敢回去?那麽我今天就發發慈悲,現在給你兩個選擇,是今晚在這睡,還是讓我陪你去你家睡?」12Please respect copyright.PENANAj3bk2x65Gz
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  「上車,帶你去買衣服。」郁绮鸢扭身朝身後的跑車走去。12Please respect copyright.PENANAyL23ok7QhK
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  保寶聞言,悻悻笑了一聲,如果她真要帶自己買衣服,直接在酒吧裡說不就行了?爲什麽偏偏在門口一聲不響地守著?12Please respect copyright.PENANABSyCq66556
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  隨後他咧嘴哼笑了起來,露出恍然之色。12Please respect copyright.PENANAzXUoZQfzSb
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  郁绮鸢應該不單爲了等他買衣服,也爲了在門口監視他,那台筆記本電腦肯定是郁绮鸢故意留下的。12Please respect copyright.PENANAkcfcTWtVLA
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  倘若他拿著手機電腦慌不擇路地跑了……那麽後果就很明顯了。12Please respect copyright.PENANAaXmeluHPIg
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  「這女的還挺有心機的,什麽就當她行善積德了,都是瞎扯淡……」保寶兀自感歎一聲,朝她的跑車走去。12Please respect copyright.PENANAjwJRFuoFtw
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  郁绮鸢帶保寶去了本區的24小時購物中心,買了兩套衣服,和一些簡單的生活用品。12Please respect copyright.PENANAR5alKpIm81
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  然後兩人吃了一頓夜宵,保寶只喝了一些清粥,因爲他現在的空腹狀況,肯定不適合吃油膩的東西。12Please respect copyright.PENANAer7Hm0wMBb
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  期間,保寶不說話,郁绮鸢也不說話;保寶說話,郁绮鸢也不怎麽說話……12Please respect copyright.PENANAz947EnlD5f
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  之後夜宵的帳是郁绮鸢結的,不是保寶小氣,並且他還義正言辭的要請郁绮鸢吃這頓夜宵,大家可以想一想,小氣的人怎麽可能說出如此有底氣的話呢?12Please respect copyright.PENANAJJk0O92iHr
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  只是他口袋裡的錢掏了一分鐘都沒掏出來,保寶也不知道是怎麽回事,真的不知道……反正就是掏不出來。12Please respect copyright.PENANAZ0NGePKtnA
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  郁绮鸢覺得,讓保寶把錢掏出來估計還得半小時,於是她十分體貼並且面無表情地把帳結了,扭頭就走。12Please respect copyright.PENANABmNbncrLWk
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  身後的保寶在喊:「绮鸢啊!真不是我小氣,是這口袋實在太深了,我能在乎這幾十塊嗎?簡直開玩笑!诶绮鸢你等等……這地上有一毛錢我先撿一下,你等下我啊……」12Please respect copyright.PENANAYnmi2urQES
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  郁绮鸢頭也不回,依然扭動著傲人的大長腿朝跑車勻速移動。12Please respect copyright.PENANAdEfyIS7Aga
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  保寶見狀是真無奈了,這樣故意逗她都沒反應啊!心志也太堅定了吧!12Please respect copyright.PENANASNC7X3LjXa
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  最後郁绮鸢把他送回酒吧門口,驅車便走。12Please respect copyright.PENANA1YfzbN9TNA
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  保寶目送跑車離去,心裡有些無語,也不知這女的性格本來就這樣,還是唯獨面對他才這樣。12Please respect copyright.PENANAIg3w7M4REb
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  不過話說回來,如果郁绮鸢現在就對他嘻嘻哈哈有說有笑,估計他又會覺得這女的精神有問題了。12Please respect copyright.PENANAZunnlaIgJm
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  保寶進入酒吧,坐在吧台後面,此時依然沒有什麽困意。12Please respect copyright.PENANAetjoBzJwYY
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  於是他把郁绮鸢的筆記本電腦打開,電腦打開後,自己就連上了無線網。12Please respect copyright.PENANAqeX2rWMqYn
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  電腦牌子是天雲,保寶從沒聽過的一個牌子。12Please respect copyright.PENANAjeUMRgBEkG
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  之後保寶便發現,主流浏覽器變了,聊天通訊工具變了,音樂軟件變了……一切都變了。12Please respect copyright.PENANAWSgOgRgebg
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  「接下來怎麽辦……」保寶歎了一聲,從身後的酒架上取了一瓶酒,然後想了想,又放回去,換了一瓶檸檬汁。12Please respect copyright.PENANAzcpumbRrLF
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  「先試試這個系統到底有什麽用吧!」保寶一邊喝著檸檬汁一邊這樣想著

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