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No Plagiarism!cSyu35dXuC5FRW7MXO6Sposted on PENANA 可是本王會怕你嗎?11Please respect copyright.PENANA09yVJbFa0A
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  系統提示:捕捉到一個憤怒表情,是否存入情緒包?注:目標因故意找茬而憤怒,情緒能量:負。11Please respect copyright.PENANAyyQpvXcsMi
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  保寶一看,登時樂了,這丫大早上的是來找茬的啊!11Please respect copyright.PENANAXoiqY0WEVp
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  不過情緒表情雖然一般來者不拒,可是這麽可怕的表情,本寶寶真不想要啊!11Please respect copyright.PENANAohcQcU2hip
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  哎喲算了……現在收集的表情還不多,就將就要一下吧!11Please respect copyright.PENANA2g40WXtz3p
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  保寶兩眼一閉,收了!11Please respect copyright.PENANAKxFydmlTZM
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  隨後他看到界面右下角有個「自動提示宿主收集表情」,前面打了個勾。11Please respect copyright.PENANAVz2DKkxRFI
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  保寶想了想,把那個勾給去掉了,目前一天只有五次探視能力,這麽胡亂提示一會兒就用完了。11Please respect copyright.PENANA5Rk9rn9YTI
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  「不是說好的要把酒吧轉租給我兒子,怎麽又反悔了!」婦人咆哮著,兩手掐腰。11Please respect copyright.PENANAHb0X7YrqiO
11Please respect copyright.PENANAJnG4w7rF6k
  保寶擡起頭,看她現在的姿勢,就像一個XXXXXL版的奧特曼。11Please respect copyright.PENANAoF9GhBIdAC
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  郁绮鸢緊蹙著月眉,顯然不待見這個人,不過她還是秉持著對長輩該有的禮貌。11Please respect copyright.PENANAv5uc91jBHp
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  「二嬸,我和他本來就一直沒簽合同,昨晚我已經給他發過消息,告訴他酒吧不轉租了,早上他也回消息同意了,你現在還來質問我是什麽意思呢?」11Please respect copyright.PENANA7ozVePR2wd
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  「什麽叫沒簽合同?口頭上的承諾就能不作數了嗎?像你這樣說話不算話的人,以後就該生兒子沒屁眼!」婦人扯著嗓子咆哮道。11Please respect copyright.PENANAY0s35eqLJ1
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  臥槽!世界如此美好,爲何如此暴躁!11Please respect copyright.PENANASPYctdF8LK
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  保寶不服了,你罵郁绮鸢兒子不也等於罵我了嗎?敢欺負我女人,who怕who!11Please respect copyright.PENANAgDLGdykDd1
11Please respect copyright.PENANAA5RzikMYsy
  「我說大媽,你就那麽喜歡屁眼啊?那我祝你生的兒子全身都是屁眼!」保寶馬上昂著腦袋反嗆。11Please respect copyright.PENANAJWiuT6k3lV
11Please respect copyright.PENANAXCyIiMgCqu
  「……」婦人立時被保寶的話嗆住了,胸口像是堵了一塊石頭,憋得她一時間有點喘不過氣。11Please respect copyright.PENANAE0AvASQnQi
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  郁绮鸢深吸了口氣憋了下笑,說道:「不止是沒簽合同,我們雙方也一直不接受對方的報價,所以根本就沒有談妥,我現在不轉租了還犯法了嗎?」11Please respect copyright.PENANAj9jRSBD9e4
11Please respect copyright.PENANADT4doE5e1W
  保寶跟著插話道:「就是!口頭上的承諾本來就不作數,我現在說我欠你兩百萬,難道你明天就跑來我家要錢嗎?」11Please respect copyright.PENANAxXwMczVyX7
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  「……」婦人頓時把一雙圓滾滾的眼珠子瞪在了保寶身上,咬牙切齒道:「你是從哪裡來的?」11Please respect copyright.PENANAQViV9HAeWB
11Please respect copyright.PENANAbtzHgMhbkf
  保寶笑眯眯道:「你是從哪裡來的,我就是哪裡來的,因爲你好歹也和我一樣是個人嘛!」11Please respect copyright.PENANAjzwA8FJjr2
11Please respect copyright.PENANAJiY2d7JNmF
  「好一個伶牙俐齒的家夥!」婦人頓時發現,原來這個家夥才是她的對手。11Please respect copyright.PENANApx9YfpKwA5
11Please respect copyright.PENANAMTEiuNXd7p
  保寶對著婦人傲然哼笑一聲,戰鬥力不足5的渣渣也敢在本王面前撒野,難道不知道當年本王舌戰群基,以無與倫比的舌功將他們全都掰直?11Please respect copyright.PENANAgQHeSUlCHI
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  不屑,保寶這眼神是紅果果的不屑!11Please respect copyright.PENANAVOkA7Po53v
11Please respect copyright.PENANAujmcxe7TQP
  婦人看在眼裡,終於忍無可忍,指著保寶爆喝一聲:「你到底是誰?」11Please respect copyright.PENANAB8WRz2npTp
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  「這個問題問的好!」保寶拍手讚揚,聲音隨之壓低微微搖頭一歎:「不過我正准備去上戶口呢,等我戶口上好了就告訴你我是誰。」11Please respect copyright.PENANAjVnF8VUfOL
11Please respect copyright.PENANA4qT0is3GSW
  「……」婦人臉上已經一陣青一陣白,肥胖的身軀輕微顫抖著,顯然覺得保寶在故意戲谑她。11Please respect copyright.PENANA5ILjTbEUZ5
11Please respect copyright.PENANAXj1lZ9gUo5
  郁绮鸢現在是真的很想笑,不過她還是忍住了。11Please respect copyright.PENANAFswytP1wvT
11Please respect copyright.PENANAtABeUvpypp
  「我算看出來了,你一定是绮鸢的男朋友。」婦人露出自以爲看穿一切的冷笑:「既然這樣,绮鸢你趕緊嫁給他,離開郁家,然後把董事長的位置交出來!」11Please respect copyright.PENANAEnJFIIOYCd
11Please respect copyright.PENANA4hGAQ9pSGU
  正准備反擊婦人的保寶頓時感覺胸口被震了一下,她是公司董事長?11Please respect copyright.PENANAL9vnopTNYi
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  開什麽玩笑?有這種董事長,員工每天去公司還有心思認真工作嗎?11Please respect copyright.PENANAjrzZ2q9riQ
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  就算有心思認真工作,他們工作的目標也一定都是董事長的床!11Please respect copyright.PENANADoSjkaIZh5
11Please respect copyright.PENANAgBxQBzgK1y
  這麽一想,這個公司的員工居然有著如此可怕的凝聚力啊!保寶突然深深的震驚了,這個小绮鸢真是用心險惡,其心可誅!11Please respect copyright.PENANABnCBf3Zwoa
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  什麽?公司裡還有女人?11Please respect copyright.PENANA9aIG0jfg4g
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  女人也不例外!她已經完全達到了把女人狠狠掰彎……不,掰斷的條件!11Please respect copyright.PENANArcV0RgUHkO
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  「你想多了,他是我新招來的酒吧老板。」郁绮鸢面無波瀾地道。11Please respect copyright.PENANAG5AkwRe17E
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  聽到郁绮鸢沒有承認,保寶也不說話,這些問題需要私下和她交流,看看她到底是什麽想法。11Please respect copyright.PENANAidUhJ4hztx
11Please respect copyright.PENANAu9D5uaWIb4
  但是,酒吧老板是什麽鬼?不是服務生嗎?11Please respect copyright.PENANAm7DdYcV5Gj
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  「酒吧老板?哈哈哈哈……」11Please respect copyright.PENANA6l9KqDUnm6
11Please respect copyright.PENANAsId5VbiQgZ
  婦人頓時大笑起來,肥嘟嘟的臉龐震顫著,口中大力嚎叫著,像是做著某件不可描述的事情時的巅峰場景。11Please respect copyright.PENANAaNYIfgYLPP
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  保寶收回目光,不忍直視。11Please respect copyright.PENANAGrCTwy5Ppm
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  他分明看到她臉上的粉呼啦啦灑落起來,隨風飄搖著,而後有部分卷入她口中,也算是落葉歸根。11Please respect copyright.PENANA7UPhOvTl6S
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  「咳咳咳咳……」婦人猛然拍著看不出到底是胸還是腹的胸,用力咳了幾聲。11Please respect copyright.PENANA8trigJHk1R
11Please respect copyright.PENANAd8M2qAyjWE
  她覺得是因爲自己笑岔氣了,保寶覺得是因爲她粉吃太多了。11Please respect copyright.PENANAcbrv48mvU1
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  婦人理順了氣兒才鄙夷地道:「小夥子,你難道不知道,她這個酒吧的老板來一個被打跑一個?你被他诳了吧?」11Please respect copyright.PENANAUjGGm7gUqd
11Please respect copyright.PENANAzDo09t9vY3
  保寶的小心臟頓時抽搐了一下,後背生起一陣涼意,來一個被打跑一個是什麽鬼?11Please respect copyright.PENANAxk627rOEuV
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  難道這裡的客人有拿皮鞭抽老板的癖好?這不應該是小兩口之間偶爾的小情調嗎?11Please respect copyright.PENANAy64X6dqgIp
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  太可怕了,寶寶好方!11Please respect copyright.PENANA2GKhzPTAbq
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  不對不對……寶寶只是服務生,客人應該不會連服務生也抽吧?11Please respect copyright.PENANAxchgDz6vGA
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  突然,保寶感覺到一雙溫熱的小手放在了自己肩膀上,還輕輕捏了下。11Please respect copyright.PENANAjsmPy3sRcl
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  他頓時意識到小绮鸢這是在給他鼓勵,自己絕不能在此妖孽面前失態,連小绮鸢都不方,自己怎麽能方呢?雖然到時候挨打的並不是她。11Please respect copyright.PENANAGy9Ya9PC3g
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  不過這並不重要,重要的是,自己處理完這件事,馬上得趕緊去買個保險。11Please respect copyright.PENANA12BAcALXGs
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  保寶挺起胸膛,整了整衣領,傲然而立:「苟利绮鸢生死矣,豈因禍福避趨之!」11Please respect copyright.PENANAr48aGlsn1B
11Please respect copyright.PENANAf3DQDQroN8
  婦人眨了下渾濁的眼睛:「什麽意思?」11Please respect copyright.PENANARbvSIR4q2T
11Please respect copyright.PENANAbtYkEFF62H
  保寶一愣,這句原話出自清朝的林則徐之口,看來他們並不知道。11Please respect copyright.PENANAHiKl9nbAMY
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  於是拍著胸口大義凜然道:「只要是對小绮鸢有利的事情,即使犧牲我的生命也心甘情願,絕不會因爲我可能受到傷害而躲開!」11Please respect copyright.PENANAvvBuPfavmc
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  話畢,保寶突然感覺到肩上的那雙小手又輕輕捏了一下。11Please respect copyright.PENANAyXLIciBiUU
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  保寶眨了眨眼睛心領神會,立時明白了郁绮鸢的意思——說的好!晚飯給你加個雞腿。11Please respect copyright.PENANAhWIMT7reIF
11Please respect copyright.PENANAlhD7ZQpA8j
  婦人又待了一會兒,突然破口而出:「放屁!!」11Please respect copyright.PENANAvzJVBEaTJU
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  「……」保寶嘴角抽搐了一下,只覺得渾身凝聚的洪荒之力,被她這粗俗的二字瞬間擊潰。11Please respect copyright.PENANAUlnysmpSXx
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  果然,正不勝邪呀!11Please respect copyright.PENANAt9jlq76Nm6
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  可是本王會怕你這小小伎倆嗎?這世上本王怕的生物還沒出生呢——因爲本王怕的都已經出生過了。

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