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No Plagiarism!qTtT71muQSBwlYd1PjnXposted on PENANA 可是本王會怕你嗎?20Please respect copyright.PENANArVZoDQ0FI3
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  系統提示:捕捉到一個憤怒表情,是否存入情緒包?注:目標因故意找茬而憤怒,情緒能量:負。20Please respect copyright.PENANAibCDaQF092
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  保寶一看,登時樂了,這丫大早上的是來找茬的啊!20Please respect copyright.PENANA42G1gJ7w8H
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  不過情緒表情雖然一般來者不拒,可是這麽可怕的表情,本寶寶真不想要啊!20Please respect copyright.PENANAM2QK0QlORD
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  哎喲算了……現在收集的表情還不多,就將就要一下吧!20Please respect copyright.PENANAL4jFkoIp8M
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  保寶兩眼一閉,收了!20Please respect copyright.PENANAEY9j06fKbH
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  隨後他看到界面右下角有個「自動提示宿主收集表情」,前面打了個勾。20Please respect copyright.PENANA8bpXH5M46q
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  保寶想了想,把那個勾給去掉了,目前一天只有五次探視能力,這麽胡亂提示一會兒就用完了。20Please respect copyright.PENANA0OGMLiT8Ep
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  「不是說好的要把酒吧轉租給我兒子,怎麽又反悔了!」婦人咆哮著,兩手掐腰。20Please respect copyright.PENANAXEZm54MDnW
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  保寶擡起頭,看她現在的姿勢,就像一個XXXXXL版的奧特曼。20Please respect copyright.PENANAuiM4lwmt2I
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  郁绮鸢緊蹙著月眉,顯然不待見這個人,不過她還是秉持著對長輩該有的禮貌。20Please respect copyright.PENANA5szQvKnSP3
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  「二嬸,我和他本來就一直沒簽合同,昨晚我已經給他發過消息,告訴他酒吧不轉租了,早上他也回消息同意了,你現在還來質問我是什麽意思呢?」20Please respect copyright.PENANAsUePCAgpJm
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  「什麽叫沒簽合同?口頭上的承諾就能不作數了嗎?像你這樣說話不算話的人,以後就該生兒子沒屁眼!」婦人扯著嗓子咆哮道。20Please respect copyright.PENANA752tKqbVbm
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  臥槽!世界如此美好,爲何如此暴躁!20Please respect copyright.PENANA6SxV2dfWis
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  保寶不服了,你罵郁绮鸢兒子不也等於罵我了嗎?敢欺負我女人,who怕who!20Please respect copyright.PENANArmYIJrBHbU
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  「我說大媽,你就那麽喜歡屁眼啊?那我祝你生的兒子全身都是屁眼!」保寶馬上昂著腦袋反嗆。20Please respect copyright.PENANAVrStaMKjRX
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  「……」婦人立時被保寶的話嗆住了,胸口像是堵了一塊石頭,憋得她一時間有點喘不過氣。20Please respect copyright.PENANAxbzl7NbigX
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  郁绮鸢深吸了口氣憋了下笑,說道:「不止是沒簽合同,我們雙方也一直不接受對方的報價,所以根本就沒有談妥,我現在不轉租了還犯法了嗎?」20Please respect copyright.PENANAnxBHaDLfgw
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  保寶跟著插話道:「就是!口頭上的承諾本來就不作數,我現在說我欠你兩百萬,難道你明天就跑來我家要錢嗎?」20Please respect copyright.PENANAhTmGx1fYr8
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  「……」婦人頓時把一雙圓滾滾的眼珠子瞪在了保寶身上,咬牙切齒道:「你是從哪裡來的?」20Please respect copyright.PENANAPCAxJJnD3v
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  保寶笑眯眯道:「你是從哪裡來的,我就是哪裡來的,因爲你好歹也和我一樣是個人嘛!」20Please respect copyright.PENANAoas33ZTziZ
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  「好一個伶牙俐齒的家夥!」婦人頓時發現,原來這個家夥才是她的對手。20Please respect copyright.PENANAxM3WV4R6kL
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  保寶對著婦人傲然哼笑一聲,戰鬥力不足5的渣渣也敢在本王面前撒野,難道不知道當年本王舌戰群基,以無與倫比的舌功將他們全都掰直?20Please respect copyright.PENANAGUBiQgFvjE
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  不屑,保寶這眼神是紅果果的不屑!20Please respect copyright.PENANAqbpnncnyTX
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  婦人看在眼裡,終於忍無可忍,指著保寶爆喝一聲:「你到底是誰?」20Please respect copyright.PENANAcr4CIRY4wr
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  「這個問題問的好!」保寶拍手讚揚,聲音隨之壓低微微搖頭一歎:「不過我正准備去上戶口呢,等我戶口上好了就告訴你我是誰。」20Please respect copyright.PENANAFBRxfKf9it
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  「……」婦人臉上已經一陣青一陣白,肥胖的身軀輕微顫抖著,顯然覺得保寶在故意戲谑她。20Please respect copyright.PENANAxsMaD7b1QL
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  郁绮鸢現在是真的很想笑,不過她還是忍住了。20Please respect copyright.PENANAL9HFAOiUU0
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  「我算看出來了,你一定是绮鸢的男朋友。」婦人露出自以爲看穿一切的冷笑:「既然這樣,绮鸢你趕緊嫁給他,離開郁家,然後把董事長的位置交出來!」20Please respect copyright.PENANAyrZVB2xvlj
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  正准備反擊婦人的保寶頓時感覺胸口被震了一下,她是公司董事長?20Please respect copyright.PENANA5HzxebESYM
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  開什麽玩笑?有這種董事長,員工每天去公司還有心思認真工作嗎?20Please respect copyright.PENANAi3QLtDOHHM
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  就算有心思認真工作,他們工作的目標也一定都是董事長的床!20Please respect copyright.PENANALX5YkxNJw8
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  這麽一想,這個公司的員工居然有著如此可怕的凝聚力啊!保寶突然深深的震驚了,這個小绮鸢真是用心險惡,其心可誅!20Please respect copyright.PENANAbasFzNn8MX
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  什麽?公司裡還有女人?20Please respect copyright.PENANArsECNfhKEC
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  女人也不例外!她已經完全達到了把女人狠狠掰彎……不,掰斷的條件!20Please respect copyright.PENANAPcZLYv0iPZ
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  「你想多了,他是我新招來的酒吧老板。」郁绮鸢面無波瀾地道。20Please respect copyright.PENANANqvAj0XZSt
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  聽到郁绮鸢沒有承認,保寶也不說話,這些問題需要私下和她交流,看看她到底是什麽想法。20Please respect copyright.PENANAt41VRVaT5a
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  但是,酒吧老板是什麽鬼?不是服務生嗎?20Please respect copyright.PENANAUjIAKcfGHb
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  「酒吧老板?哈哈哈哈……」20Please respect copyright.PENANAqCo1ISUPkM
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  婦人頓時大笑起來,肥嘟嘟的臉龐震顫著,口中大力嚎叫著,像是做著某件不可描述的事情時的巅峰場景。20Please respect copyright.PENANAg0ExtKGS1I
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  保寶收回目光,不忍直視。20Please respect copyright.PENANAaJdhi3848G
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  他分明看到她臉上的粉呼啦啦灑落起來,隨風飄搖著,而後有部分卷入她口中,也算是落葉歸根。20Please respect copyright.PENANAlqpGcSKRgE
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  「咳咳咳咳……」婦人猛然拍著看不出到底是胸還是腹的胸,用力咳了幾聲。20Please respect copyright.PENANAxiDeuAoqcr
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  她覺得是因爲自己笑岔氣了,保寶覺得是因爲她粉吃太多了。20Please respect copyright.PENANAEMm3Q4KXVw
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  婦人理順了氣兒才鄙夷地道:「小夥子,你難道不知道,她這個酒吧的老板來一個被打跑一個?你被他诳了吧?」20Please respect copyright.PENANAx6apTpvyos
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  保寶的小心臟頓時抽搐了一下,後背生起一陣涼意,來一個被打跑一個是什麽鬼?20Please respect copyright.PENANAnfjc50ww5f
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  難道這裡的客人有拿皮鞭抽老板的癖好?這不應該是小兩口之間偶爾的小情調嗎?20Please respect copyright.PENANA0icf9il49o
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  太可怕了,寶寶好方!20Please respect copyright.PENANAvpXRK07uyV
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  不對不對……寶寶只是服務生,客人應該不會連服務生也抽吧?20Please respect copyright.PENANAzmPdBzXQQe
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  突然,保寶感覺到一雙溫熱的小手放在了自己肩膀上,還輕輕捏了下。20Please respect copyright.PENANAfvitl7Qthh
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  他頓時意識到小绮鸢這是在給他鼓勵,自己絕不能在此妖孽面前失態,連小绮鸢都不方,自己怎麽能方呢?雖然到時候挨打的並不是她。20Please respect copyright.PENANAghmUqAiAVb
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  不過這並不重要,重要的是,自己處理完這件事,馬上得趕緊去買個保險。20Please respect copyright.PENANAMgSqRWG1YM
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  保寶挺起胸膛,整了整衣領,傲然而立:「苟利绮鸢生死矣,豈因禍福避趨之!」20Please respect copyright.PENANAEo5l0KoKfU
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  婦人眨了下渾濁的眼睛:「什麽意思?」20Please respect copyright.PENANAV6PYwYtwry
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  保寶一愣,這句原話出自清朝的林則徐之口,看來他們並不知道。20Please respect copyright.PENANAJuxU80WK80
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  於是拍著胸口大義凜然道:「只要是對小绮鸢有利的事情,即使犧牲我的生命也心甘情願,絕不會因爲我可能受到傷害而躲開!」20Please respect copyright.PENANA4AE1750oUI
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  話畢,保寶突然感覺到肩上的那雙小手又輕輕捏了一下。20Please respect copyright.PENANAvqFDAIhIer
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  保寶眨了眨眼睛心領神會,立時明白了郁绮鸢的意思——說的好!晚飯給你加個雞腿。20Please respect copyright.PENANA3tBgV9DnDJ
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  婦人又待了一會兒,突然破口而出:「放屁!!」20Please respect copyright.PENANAvLSxJdHLxg
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  「……」保寶嘴角抽搐了一下,只覺得渾身凝聚的洪荒之力,被她這粗俗的二字瞬間擊潰。20Please respect copyright.PENANAe1goF2926D
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  果然,正不勝邪呀!20Please respect copyright.PENANA6DQQYIurcw
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  可是本王會怕你這小小伎倆嗎?這世上本王怕的生物還沒出生呢——因爲本王怕的都已經出生過了。

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