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「不行！」婦人囂張地擺手：「我告訴你郁绮鸢！現在也就只有你爺爺護著你，等你爺爺死了，我看你還敢不敢這麽囂張！」405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvt7WeUA3S8
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「二嬸，現在到底是誰在囂張？你說話也別太過分了。」郁绮鸢也有點生氣了，纖眉輕蹙，俏臉微寒。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgG3KGolXNg
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「我過分？你一個女孩子家早晚嫁出去是別人的人，你就是潑出去的水！霸占著董事長的位置幹嘛？爺爺就是被你的花言巧語騙了，還讓你當董事長，你也不好好照照鏡子看看，你一個剛畢業的大學生有這個資格做董事長嗎？」405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPBnW3bsWM
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保寶頓時怒了，這妖孽說話簡直越來越過分了。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfMdiuKBcfl
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雖然他也覺得小绮鸢爲了員工的凝聚力去當董事長，實在居心不良，可她現在好歹是自己名義上的女人啊！405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbS1wsIdLHP
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就算欺負也是由本寶寶來欺負，何時輪到你這個加粗版奧特曼了？405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8NtdJsoq3
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雖然她現在還不讓摸不讓親不讓碰——可是她會主動摸自己呀！405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4D59Gi0nYM
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要知道，女人主動起來比什麽都重要，比如現在肩膀上搭著的那隻白嫩小手。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUkuvixLky2
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保寶淫聲……（不好意思手誤，旁友們給個改過的機會）405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPVULODNP8
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保寶陰聲笑著，喚出了系統界面，看著那個高級生氣情緒，再看看面前這個加粗版奧特曼，頓時覺得她像一隻會直立行走的小肥鼠。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHRnjyInNh
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保寶看到，婦人望著他的目光中終於露出了驚慌之色。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXO3hrIn6OG
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是的，她很驚慌！405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewdHQw8sSt
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驚慌到她把兩隻手緊張地護在了和小腹在同一水平面上的胸上。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTArWuupvuK
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保寶嘴角僵住了，頓時發現，原來剛才那個形容笑容的修飾詞並非手誤——後面那個才是手誤。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcf00XbxKr6
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不過這並不重要，重要的是，這個笑容給了她極強的威懾力，讓她發自內心地升騰起了無盡的恐懼，或許還夾雜了某種人類最原始的慾望。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUT71DbE7tn
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保寶yin聲（機智的我這次肯定不會手誤了）笑著，選定了高級生氣情緒，目標就是眼前這個赝品奧特曼！405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtoIF4d4O6l
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系統：使對方經歷倒黴事件，時限十分鐘（可由宿主自行取消）。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ye4LOKW5R
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保寶正准備看看這個小肥鼠實驗結果時，又看到系統彈出了一個界面，事件等級——嚴重，一般，輕微。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWXoQYzo3P
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保寶明白系統這是讓他做個選擇了。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41HXzBQ4ol
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保寶不禁犯難了，這可太難選了啊！難到他根本懶得去看另外兩個選項。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9ZmCPGwuF
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保寶摳著沒有什麽鬍渣的鬍渣不住歎氣搖頭，眼前這個小肥鼠顯然已經四十來歲了。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAZ0SlSQer
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這麽大的年紀，都已經快成精了，輕微的倒黴事件對她而言，顯然已經不足以激發她對人類美好生活的嚮往了。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDP6gSIDLgU
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保寶最終極爲艱難地說服了自己，作爲一位把同學的「三好學生」獎狀搶到手軟的尊老愛幼的五好青年，爲了讓她明白平平安安就是美好生活的真谛，就勉爲其難選擇嚴重倒黴事件吧！405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9Ce1MUG16
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選擇完畢後，保寶便看到，婦人腦袋上頂了幾個黑字：嚴重倒黴加身（9：59、58、57……）。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11Ik9XqWXE
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「保寶，我們走！」郁绮鸢顯然已經不耐煩了，轉身便朝她的藍色跑車走去。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vr73cqa3e
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婦人聞言登時追上來大喝：「太不要臉了！居然直接就叫人家寶寶了，滲得我雞皮疙瘩都起來了！」405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhBmX0kPZS
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保寶：「……」郁绮鸢：「……」405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3ntd9limG
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「哎喲……」緊跟著婦人突然一聲慘呼傳來。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5iHOJIsawl
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保寶回頭一看，原來婦人踩了一根香蕉皮仰摔在了地上。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHiajImHk4
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我擦，這産品質量真不錯，立竿就見影啊！405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52dXeEPpKV
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「這是誰扔的香蕉皮！？」婦人爬起來捂著肥胖的屁股大吼。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErqtRJYasH
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保寶想了想道：「應該是某個吃了香蕉的人吧！」405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNELGVpDHE2
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「……」婦人頓時一臉鐵青，肥嘟嘟的臉不住顫抖著：「我也知道肯定是吃了香蕉的人，這還用你說？」405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmq0sIPEOG
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「那可不一定。」保寶搖了搖頭：「也許是個男的，但是他把香蕉剝了給他男朋友吃，他並沒有吃呢？」405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAiRHVePtPp
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「……」婦人內心已經淩亂了。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCApli8Ux4
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「二嬸，你還好吧？」郁绮鸢顯然是個好心腸，盡管婦人對她蠻不講理，不過看到婦人摔了，她還是禮貌性地問候了一聲。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9hzrSEKChm
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「不用你管！老娘今天不想理你了！」婦人屁股似乎摔得很疼，也不想和郁绮鸢爭執了，轉身朝相反的方向走去。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxTAKjJjQM
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二人見狀，也不說什麽了，轉過了身。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5E9V0YIttR
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可是婦人邊走還不住回頭大喝：「我倒要看看你這個新老板能把這個酒吧開起來，還有，公司在你手裡指定要完蛋，不信咱們走著……哎喲！！」405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEw57aRQWJ
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婦人又是一聲驚呼傳來。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBplZwL6hCm
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保寶和郁绮鸢趕忙回頭，目光掃視一圈，卻發現不見婦人的身影了，好像突然人間蒸發了一樣。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyl2dwDiQJ7
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保寶頓時嚇了一跳，倒黴歸倒黴，你怎麽把人給整沒了？405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3H6KjyhwNi
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「這倒黴事件該不會殺人吧？」保寶對系統問道。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFkGYYXN04
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系統：「不會。」405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8nFxNdO4w
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「可是她人怎麽……」405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rLdagXxWn
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保寶話說到一半停住了，因爲他看到不遠處的下水道裡伸出一雙手扒住了井沿，然後探出一個肥嘟嘟的腦袋。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeiWXLFukPN
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我擦！掉下水道裡了？405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHkX23K5I0
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「這個井蓋昨晚好像還在的啊！今天怎麽沒了？」郁绮鸢一邊說著，一邊快步朝婦人那邊走過去，神情微有些緊張。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2d9Pljy1Z7
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「我哪知道，這年頭偷井蓋的太多了。」保寶也跟了上去。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVllJWsyMZz
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「郁绮鸢你看你個掃把星，我一來找你就倒黴……啊！」405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kHoSBDAi2
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婦人漲紅著臉，話剛說一半，突然慘叫一聲不見了人影，又掉回了下水道裡。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5T1GHOEZJ
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原來是對面一個七八歲的小屁孩朝這邊扔了個橡皮球，穩穩地砸在了婦人腦袋上。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLC4n8ytv9U
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保寶：「……」郁绮鸢：「……」405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAp0gJFLoe
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保寶連忙走過去撿起了那顆只有雞蛋般大小的橡皮球，心想還好比較小，如果再大一些——那就更好了啊！405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmW1oErhxbD
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對面的小屁孩似乎很囂張，看到保寶幾人一點兒都不慌，兩手掐腰，看起來就像是個M-型號的奧特曼。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbyCFj83AKQ
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「你這個小型奧特曼！怎麽能在外面隨便亂（幹）扔（得）東（漂）西（亮）！還好只是砸到了人而已，否則砸到了旁邊這條可憐的小狗狗怎麽辦？」405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFb4JC2w5H
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「噗……」剛爬出來小半個身子的婦人，頓時覺得氣血攻心，手腕一僵，「撲通」一聲又滑回了下水道裡。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1dhHka0a3
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郁绮鸢：「……」ns3.144.115.82da2
