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嚴重倒黴事件
血櫻花
Apr 13, 2018
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No Plagiarism!yDsfGYpCPLRan80RyiWjposted on PENANA   「好了二嬸,你回去吧!我還有事要處理。」郁绮鸢淡淡地下了逐客令。20Please respect copyright.PENANABYD9oGYGtG
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  「不行!」婦人囂張地擺手:「我告訴你郁绮鸢!現在也就只有你爺爺護著你,等你爺爺死了,我看你還敢不敢這麽囂張!」20Please respect copyright.PENANArtJPCJHb1D
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  「二嬸,現在到底是誰在囂張?你說話也別太過分了。」郁绮鸢也有點生氣了,纖眉輕蹙,俏臉微寒。20Please respect copyright.PENANArYkKKBLthn
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  「我過分?你一個女孩子家早晚嫁出去是別人的人,你就是潑出去的水!霸占著董事長的位置幹嘛?爺爺就是被你的花言巧語騙了,還讓你當董事長,你也不好好照照鏡子看看,你一個剛畢業的大學生有這個資格做董事長嗎?」20Please respect copyright.PENANAU9cwhZx5Kd
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  保寶頓時怒了,這妖孽說話簡直越來越過分了。20Please respect copyright.PENANA5tlWgUqNa5
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  雖然他也覺得小绮鸢爲了員工的凝聚力去當董事長,實在居心不良,可她現在好歹是自己名義上的女人啊!20Please respect copyright.PENANAm1tzJpw37X
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  就算欺負也是由本寶寶來欺負,何時輪到你這個加粗版奧特曼了?20Please respect copyright.PENANAFR9VqLsYT5
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  雖然她現在還不讓摸不讓親不讓碰——可是她會主動摸自己呀!20Please respect copyright.PENANAjxtLxDtsdY
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  要知道,女人主動起來比什麽都重要,比如現在肩膀上搭著的那隻白嫩小手。20Please respect copyright.PENANAmvCtfsjoPc
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  保寶淫聲……(不好意思手誤,旁友們給個改過的機會)20Please respect copyright.PENANAmhTcZHtrYJ
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  保寶陰聲笑著,喚出了系統界面,看著那個高級生氣情緒,再看看面前這個加粗版奧特曼,頓時覺得她像一隻會直立行走的小肥鼠。20Please respect copyright.PENANAjyR3HLlu85
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  保寶看到,婦人望著他的目光中終於露出了驚慌之色。20Please respect copyright.PENANAVBp92eDVlw
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  是的,她很驚慌!20Please respect copyright.PENANAaKTx7BUcNI
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  驚慌到她把兩隻手緊張地護在了和小腹在同一水平面上的胸上。20Please respect copyright.PENANA2WV6rESHI9
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  保寶嘴角僵住了,頓時發現,原來剛才那個形容笑容的修飾詞並非手誤——後面那個才是手誤。20Please respect copyright.PENANA2t7m9ZJ3v1
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  不過這並不重要,重要的是,這個笑容給了她極強的威懾力,讓她發自內心地升騰起了無盡的恐懼,或許還夾雜了某種人類最原始的慾望。20Please respect copyright.PENANAGdtzeTBPeO
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  保寶yin聲(機智的我這次肯定不會手誤了)笑著,選定了高級生氣情緒,目標就是眼前這個赝品奧特曼!20Please respect copyright.PENANAoNom12MTzT
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  系統:使對方經歷倒黴事件,時限十分鐘(可由宿主自行取消)。20Please respect copyright.PENANAfqmyMZ08mv
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  保寶正准備看看這個小肥鼠實驗結果時,又看到系統彈出了一個界面,事件等級——嚴重,一般,輕微。20Please respect copyright.PENANAMIgTF5ewwp
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  保寶明白系統這是讓他做個選擇了。20Please respect copyright.PENANAPK499buA4I
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  保寶不禁犯難了,這可太難選了啊!難到他根本懶得去看另外兩個選項。20Please respect copyright.PENANApfefdyRbSC
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  保寶摳著沒有什麽鬍渣的鬍渣不住歎氣搖頭,眼前這個小肥鼠顯然已經四十來歲了。20Please respect copyright.PENANA4IHvzsBwsf
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  這麽大的年紀,都已經快成精了,輕微的倒黴事件對她而言,顯然已經不足以激發她對人類美好生活的嚮往了。20Please respect copyright.PENANACon0YexJzF
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  保寶最終極爲艱難地說服了自己,作爲一位把同學的「三好學生」獎狀搶到手軟的尊老愛幼的五好青年,爲了讓她明白平平安安就是美好生活的真谛,就勉爲其難選擇嚴重倒黴事件吧!20Please respect copyright.PENANAZu5uJdcvd6
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  選擇完畢後,保寶便看到,婦人腦袋上頂了幾個黑字:嚴重倒黴加身(9:59、58、57……)。20Please respect copyright.PENANA4MZs48rPTW
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  「保寶,我們走!」郁绮鸢顯然已經不耐煩了,轉身便朝她的藍色跑車走去。20Please respect copyright.PENANAGQpaogDbFQ
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  婦人聞言登時追上來大喝:「太不要臉了!居然直接就叫人家寶寶了,滲得我雞皮疙瘩都起來了!」20Please respect copyright.PENANAABq1KOb6oR
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  保寶:「……」郁绮鸢:「……」20Please respect copyright.PENANAKPMnmZ61DF
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  「哎喲……」緊跟著婦人突然一聲慘呼傳來。20Please respect copyright.PENANAjPg2Vw9ips
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  保寶回頭一看,原來婦人踩了一根香蕉皮仰摔在了地上。20Please respect copyright.PENANAjdZAdfB1GK
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  我擦,這産品質量真不錯,立竿就見影啊!20Please respect copyright.PENANAE9zVi7ypLd
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  「這是誰扔的香蕉皮!?」婦人爬起來捂著肥胖的屁股大吼。20Please respect copyright.PENANA0U6Ao85pkU
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  保寶想了想道:「應該是某個吃了香蕉的人吧!」20Please respect copyright.PENANAGWl760Mvhs
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  「……」婦人頓時一臉鐵青,肥嘟嘟的臉不住顫抖著:「我也知道肯定是吃了香蕉的人,這還用你說?」20Please respect copyright.PENANAT19Xq4jXx5
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  「那可不一定。」保寶搖了搖頭:「也許是個男的,但是他把香蕉剝了給他男朋友吃,他並沒有吃呢?」20Please respect copyright.PENANABfaYX3KN2V
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  「……」婦人內心已經淩亂了。20Please respect copyright.PENANAhzYj9krLs5
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  「二嬸,你還好吧?」郁绮鸢顯然是個好心腸,盡管婦人對她蠻不講理,不過看到婦人摔了,她還是禮貌性地問候了一聲。20Please respect copyright.PENANAI4PFcH3pTo
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  「不用你管!老娘今天不想理你了!」婦人屁股似乎摔得很疼,也不想和郁绮鸢爭執了,轉身朝相反的方向走去。20Please respect copyright.PENANA3vYoj0GbNM
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  二人見狀,也不說什麽了,轉過了身。20Please respect copyright.PENANABDHzKcGc9y
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  可是婦人邊走還不住回頭大喝:「我倒要看看你這個新老板能把這個酒吧開起來,還有,公司在你手裡指定要完蛋,不信咱們走著……哎喲!!」20Please respect copyright.PENANA4EpVyAZaOs
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  婦人又是一聲驚呼傳來。20Please respect copyright.PENANAfaXjgyInQi
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  保寶和郁绮鸢趕忙回頭,目光掃視一圈,卻發現不見婦人的身影了,好像突然人間蒸發了一樣。20Please respect copyright.PENANAimwnKwelch
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  保寶頓時嚇了一跳,倒黴歸倒黴,你怎麽把人給整沒了?20Please respect copyright.PENANALplI7bep1U
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  「這倒黴事件該不會殺人吧?」保寶對系統問道。20Please respect copyright.PENANAdsdGvYp6sx
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  系統:「不會。」20Please respect copyright.PENANA50pm36oD2L
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  「可是她人怎麽……」20Please respect copyright.PENANATnhPgeUlpo
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  保寶話說到一半停住了,因爲他看到不遠處的下水道裡伸出一雙手扒住了井沿,然後探出一個肥嘟嘟的腦袋。20Please respect copyright.PENANA1uhg6d0HzQ
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  我擦!掉下水道裡了?20Please respect copyright.PENANAAibZ93r7iw
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  「這個井蓋昨晚好像還在的啊!今天怎麽沒了?」郁绮鸢一邊說著,一邊快步朝婦人那邊走過去,神情微有些緊張。20Please respect copyright.PENANArzEFCXbUa1
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  「我哪知道,這年頭偷井蓋的太多了。」保寶也跟了上去。20Please respect copyright.PENANAHHtH63OIDC
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  「郁绮鸢你看你個掃把星,我一來找你就倒黴……啊!」20Please respect copyright.PENANAYlsi8cLZnl
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  婦人漲紅著臉,話剛說一半,突然慘叫一聲不見了人影,又掉回了下水道裡。20Please respect copyright.PENANAdNoqm9fU5Y
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  原來是對面一個七八歲的小屁孩朝這邊扔了個橡皮球,穩穩地砸在了婦人腦袋上。20Please respect copyright.PENANArBHuctDS4v
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  保寶:「……」郁绮鸢:「……」20Please respect copyright.PENANAWbQgfcJvic
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  保寶連忙走過去撿起了那顆只有雞蛋般大小的橡皮球,心想還好比較小,如果再大一些——那就更好了啊!20Please respect copyright.PENANAn3GGComklW
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  對面的小屁孩似乎很囂張,看到保寶幾人一點兒都不慌,兩手掐腰,看起來就像是個M-型號的奧特曼。20Please respect copyright.PENANAu1fiRtibla
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  「你這個小型奧特曼!怎麽能在外面隨便亂(幹)扔()東()西()!還好只是砸到了人而已,否則砸到了旁邊這條可憐的小狗狗怎麽辦?」20Please respect copyright.PENANAJjiRjReu97
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  「噗……」剛爬出來小半個身子的婦人,頓時覺得氣血攻心,手腕一僵,「撲通」一聲又滑回了下水道裡。20Please respect copyright.PENANApKND0dtEZF
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  郁绮鸢:「……」

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