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說好的心有靈犀呢?
血櫻花
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No Plagiarism!jgaVd3RXSJSgeNl8Rxcoposted on PENANA   「二嬸,你沒事吧?來把手給我,我拉你上來。」郁绮鸢微蹙著纖眉趕忙道。17Please respect copyright.PENANA23w8ONM9FK
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  「你滾開!用不著你假惺惺的!看你穿的就不像是個正經人!整天就是個狐媚樣兒!誰知道你天天都幹了些什麽!」婦人還在下水道裡咆哮著,然後又奮力往上爬。17Please respect copyright.PENANAv4GJR2RJA3
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  我們家小绮鸢這麽善良,你這嘴巴居然還開始人身攻擊了!17Please respect copyright.PENANAip6iT1xrNJ
17Please respect copyright.PENANASiOz2FCToc
  雖然保寶也覺得,郁绮鸢穿這種職裝太容易激起人類最原始的慾望,但那確實是正經的職裝啊!17Please respect copyright.PENANAXwO5aA1B86
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  而且人家的一字領內襯明明很高,就算她彎腰別人也看不到裡面的寶貝好嗎?17Please respect copyright.PENANA0JWOiYuURS
17Please respect copyright.PENANA6PpVUAvVbD
  什麽?保寶是怎麽知道看不到裡面的?17Please respect copyright.PENANA2U4yJNYz3P
17Please respect copyright.PENANAd4z9TR7nMZ
  這種問題都問!是不是傻?是不是傻?17Please respect copyright.PENANAgTOFPJglFs
17Please respect copyright.PENANAZHm3f5QdFU
  當然是因爲他已經很負責任地測試過了啊!像這種甘願把自己當作試驗品的人可是已經不多了哦!17Please respect copyright.PENANA3SYC2St9fg
17Please respect copyright.PENANA9vaXbZHrkm
  保寶深吸口氣,把像皮球扔在了對面的小屁孩面前,口中還嚴厲教育道:「這回不准再砸了(有本事繼續砸)!否則我告訴你麻麻(讓她給你獎勵棒棒糖)!」17Please respect copyright.PENANATj3fnjldw1
17Please respect copyright.PENANA8AU7cWZG6e
  小屁孩似乎真聽懂了保寶的暗語,撿起橡皮球又大力扔了過來。17Please respect copyright.PENANAWfJ6dV6Umq
17Please respect copyright.PENANAgfKkv8DRla
  「嗷……!」剛探出腦袋的婦人又被砸中腦袋,重新回到了下水道那有點冰涼的懷抱。17Please respect copyright.PENANATuKNBWJACP
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  婦人渾身已經快虛脫了,只覺得身體被掏空。17Please respect copyright.PENANAdt5YNB6rss
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  乖乖,小屁孩很有前途啊!未來奧運會的射擊金牌必有你一塊——如果靶子上挂個人腦袋的話。17Please respect copyright.PENANAJWwOvc6ZZi
17Please respect copyright.PENANAPcMUaAwh2Z
  保寶又跑過去把像皮球撿起來。17Please respect copyright.PENANAJElG1uelnm
17Please respect copyright.PENANAi6jPVO11N0
  「別還給他了,他還會砸的。」郁绮鸢連忙道。17Please respect copyright.PENANAkCd6xoH3FJ
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  保寶心裡一暖,頓時感動不已。17Please respect copyright.PENANAG3nZSiOUjB
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  還是小绮鸢懂我,知道我接下來想做什麽,真是心有靈犀,不點自通啊!17Please respect copyright.PENANAbRCyfIY73J
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  鑒於此,保寶完全有理由相信,以後只需要他一個眼神,她就知道該擺什麽姿勢了。17Please respect copyright.PENANA8v0nEL8bdX
17Please respect copyright.PENANAooP1X4KVcN
  保寶也確實沒打算立即把像皮球還給那個小屁孩,彎下腰道:「大媽,咱們今天就到這吧!不然我擔心你待會兒沒力氣爬上來了,修井蓋的師傅直接把你蓋裡面了怎麽辦?那你就得等下一個偷井蓋的有緣人了。」17Please respect copyright.PENANAEzxrkg7nNH
17Please respect copyright.PENANAKWcLjQwr2K
  婦人哆嗦著嘴唇:「汪粑……旦。」17Please respect copyright.PENANApr8es6jd2v
17Please respect copyright.PENANA1H5y8qOgOC
  保寶仔細想了兩遍才明白她的意思,這是在罵他王八蛋啊!17Please respect copyright.PENANAXyy9kS0Qk2
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  我擦,都這個時候了,嘴巴還不饒人,保寶倒有些佩服她的意志力了。17Please respect copyright.PENANANbzSJIiyY6
17Please respect copyright.PENANAbVFJ5ZC5QW
  不過隨之也爲之前的郁绮鸢捏了一把汗,有這種蠻橫的親戚,真不知道她一個人是怎麽熬過來的。17Please respect copyright.PENANA8rFBbEy2VI
17Please respect copyright.PENANAUIUtBEcTca
  因爲剛才婦人說了一句「也就只有爺爺護著你」,所以保寶猜測,郁绮鸢父母可能都不在了。17Please respect copyright.PENANA0n6F7bFJgv
17Please respect copyright.PENANAGoXl080ybV
  唉,沒媽的孩子像根草,誰想踩誰踩,可憐啊!17Please respect copyright.PENANAh5EbzgQL92
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  「算了,我時間緊得很,趕緊把她拉上來咱們走吧!」郁绮鸢有些著急地催促著。17Please respect copyright.PENANA0YSXkS6krh
17Please respect copyright.PENANAgJnVVWbLIl
  保寶聞言,也不想在這耽誤時間了,差不多就行了,婦人也吃了不少報應了,便把倒黴事件取消了。17Please respect copyright.PENANAOEveHkNUP5
17Please respect copyright.PENANAoP3gNn9TIB
  「大媽,把手給我,拉你上來。」保寶伸手教育道:「知道今天怎麽會這麽倒黴嗎?這叫惡有惡報,自己回家好好面壁思過去。」17Please respect copyright.PENANAbYkyTfv40d
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  「滾蛋!」婦人依然囂張地啐了一口。17Please respect copyright.PENANAVTUZaHnjB5
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  「媽的 你別欺負老子脾氣好!」17Please respect copyright.PENANA3rkWmowCe0
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  如果不是郁绮鸢攔著,保寶真想衝進下水道揍她一頓。17Please respect copyright.PENANACiIGx4D2UF
17Please respect copyright.PENANAyY7TUuhq7w
  雖然郁绮鸢並沒有任何攔他的動作——但是保寶知道,她在用那顆火熱的心攔著他,保寶真的深深切切感受到了。17Please respect copyright.PENANArOHlqRpKoM
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  「保寶,她如果再這麽嘴欠,你就衝下去把她揍一頓,就說她是掉進下水道摔傷的。」郁绮鸢咬牙切齒地道。17Please respect copyright.PENANA1dm96gEnHL
17Please respect copyright.PENANAU8ABu0sTLR
  「……」保寶頓時向郁绮鸢投去了一個可憐加無辜的眼神,說好的心有靈犀呢?17Please respect copyright.PENANAFsSKRBnkW2
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  其實郁绮鸢不過是嘴上這麽嚇唬一下婦人而已,看她一直這麽嘴欠,饒是郁绮鸢性格好也快忍不了了。17Please respect copyright.PENANAyEb8fF9HyU
17Please respect copyright.PENANAyemrZe2myZ
  果然,聽到郁绮鸢的話,婦人只是還給她一個惡狠狠的眼神,嘴上倒不敢裝了,然後朝上面繼續爬。17Please respect copyright.PENANApgYFk61FTL
17Please respect copyright.PENANAHrpTzEyIm7
  婦人至少明白,動嘴可以,但現在動手她是占不了便宜的,只想著日後再報。17Please respect copyright.PENANADVl0nleqHM
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  就在這時,保寶看到遠處一個三十歲上下的婦人朝這邊跑了過來,目標是那個小屁孩。17Please respect copyright.PENANAyKOYDoDc7Z
17Please respect copyright.PENANAjKUFKh0YHI
  「哇嗚嗚……媽媽!」男孩一看到婦人,馬上開始揉著眼睛瘋狂飙淚,真是我見猶憐啊!17Please respect copyright.PENANAL7POvBb0pe
17Please respect copyright.PENANAoXYdWCBzOI
  然後他指著保寶大聲告狀:「媽媽,那個大哥哥搶我的球!」17Please respect copyright.PENANAy8ttOdLPct
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  尼瑪!!17Please respect copyright.PENANAcvlbIiNkRB
17Please respect copyright.PENANA2qJwTxJFmW
  保寶嘴角一陣抽搐,看來你這邊拿了奧運射擊金牌,那邊還能捧回個金鐘獎影帝。17Please respect copyright.PENANA8UUJhHPgFX
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  保寶寒著臉,立時就想朝男孩衝過去,卻被郁绮鸢一把拽住了胳膊:「小孩子而已,你別和他計較。」17Please respect copyright.PENANAryBb4vIOa5
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  「我不是要揍他。」保寶搖了搖頭:「我只是想檢查一下他手上是不是抹了辣椒水。」17Please respect copyright.PENANAPdVheYtyOY
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  郁绮鸢:「……」17Please respect copyright.PENANAgcigSkyfc6
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  這時,保寶突然想到了情緒系統,於是召喚出了系統界面,果然看到有男孩大哭情緒的提示。17Please respect copyright.PENANAMQhjbJW0Un
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  注:目標因裝委屈嫁禍他人而大哭,情緒能量:負。17Please respect copyright.PENANA50TqecZr07
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  「果然是裝.逼的……不過目前還沒有大哭表情呢!先收了這個再說。」保寶在心裡暗道,然後撤回了系統界面。17Please respect copyright.PENANAoayYtZp8X7
17Please respect copyright.PENANAZ38Stn5sO5
  「郁小姐,又給您添麻煩了。」男孩媽媽顯然清楚了這小屁孩的習性,根本不吃他這一套,轉而還向郁绮鸢道歉。17Please respect copyright.PENANAAiRx3XGxZQ
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  保寶這才鬆了口氣,還好這個女人是個明事理的主,看來郁绮鸢和她也算認識,畢竟郁绮鸢偶爾會來酒吧這邊的。17Please respect copyright.PENANATCv1uZozsd
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  「沒關係的。」郁绮鸢笑著從保寶手中拿過像皮球,然後走到小屁孩跟前還給了他。17Please respect copyright.PENANA72Q8xcC2Yf
17Please respect copyright.PENANAvRR0Tm0hWs
  小屁孩知道告不了狀了,馬上風停雨止,一秒鐘自動切換情緒。17Please respect copyright.PENANAuBu084yClE
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  「……」保寶眼睛都看直了,顯然金鐘獎影帝已經不符合你的身份了,你這都能衝擊奧斯卡影帝了。17Please respect copyright.PENANAtMZkNSGNaD
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  「你個小家夥,爲什麽一直砸我!」郁绮鸢二嬸終於又從下水道裡探出了腦袋,這回她體力都快耗盡了,但還是扯著嗓子大吼。17Please respect copyright.PENANAS4Dz0eO9s5
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  小屁孩頓時不服了,開啓嗓門仰天狂吼:「你個老巫婆還敢說我!我一直想砸那個大哥哥,都是你的破腦袋杵在中間擋我的球!」17Please respect copyright.PENANAAJ0OtFbhTa
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  「噗……」婦人胸腔又是一陣氣血翻湧,兩手一滑,「撲通」跌落了下去:「哎喲我的老腰……」17Please respect copyright.PENANAfHH7YXN8Uh
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  得!這回和老子真的無關。17Please respect copyright.PENANAFdOUi9aCjz
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  保寶讪笑一聲,扭頭看向郁绮鸢,後者也是一臉的無奈,合著婦人今天就跟這個下水道扛上了。17Please respect copyright.PENANALQqLkJftd0
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  隨後保寶把腦袋朝下水道裡探了探,正撞上婦人怒目而視圓滾滾的眼睛。17Please respect copyright.PENANAxylOD13Gvr
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  保寶馬上扭頭向郁绮鸢彙報:「還沒有死。」17Please respect copyright.PENANAiCUwWH3qFd
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  郁绮鸢:「……」

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