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說好的心有靈犀呢?
血櫻花
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No Plagiarism!ogWBcxCgq4E8IbudHSRVposted on PENANA   「二嬸,你沒事吧?來把手給我,我拉你上來。」郁绮鸢微蹙著纖眉趕忙道。20Please respect copyright.PENANAbpfDAETh3h
20Please respect copyright.PENANAYsyU4KrG0S
  「你滾開!用不著你假惺惺的!看你穿的就不像是個正經人!整天就是個狐媚樣兒!誰知道你天天都幹了些什麽!」婦人還在下水道裡咆哮著,然後又奮力往上爬。20Please respect copyright.PENANAKE0tQvGxox
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  我們家小绮鸢這麽善良,你這嘴巴居然還開始人身攻擊了!20Please respect copyright.PENANAoNUWHYG9EH
20Please respect copyright.PENANA2pm3ScyzKW
  雖然保寶也覺得,郁绮鸢穿這種職裝太容易激起人類最原始的慾望,但那確實是正經的職裝啊!20Please respect copyright.PENANA7ew4XJBmQp
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  而且人家的一字領內襯明明很高,就算她彎腰別人也看不到裡面的寶貝好嗎?20Please respect copyright.PENANAA6KW9C9IcU
20Please respect copyright.PENANAFj8cn6WYsM
  什麽?保寶是怎麽知道看不到裡面的?20Please respect copyright.PENANAog1BYdwE6B
20Please respect copyright.PENANAYGIIDSlNAx
  這種問題都問!是不是傻?是不是傻?20Please respect copyright.PENANAHgQQseXocp
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  當然是因爲他已經很負責任地測試過了啊!像這種甘願把自己當作試驗品的人可是已經不多了哦!20Please respect copyright.PENANAlgc3ZQVlDw
20Please respect copyright.PENANASkMJbeX8Ca
  保寶深吸口氣,把像皮球扔在了對面的小屁孩面前,口中還嚴厲教育道:「這回不准再砸了(有本事繼續砸)!否則我告訴你麻麻(讓她給你獎勵棒棒糖)!」20Please respect copyright.PENANAyNMe0ZSqJa
20Please respect copyright.PENANAX4ra7r03ME
  小屁孩似乎真聽懂了保寶的暗語,撿起橡皮球又大力扔了過來。20Please respect copyright.PENANAzFYlpaAnid
20Please respect copyright.PENANAxQ1j51jXs2
  「嗷……!」剛探出腦袋的婦人又被砸中腦袋,重新回到了下水道那有點冰涼的懷抱。20Please respect copyright.PENANA8q7AAe2BiP
20Please respect copyright.PENANAfRuecUoMhG
  婦人渾身已經快虛脫了,只覺得身體被掏空。20Please respect copyright.PENANA0Ox18C2rAv
20Please respect copyright.PENANAuIVBjvQl78
  乖乖,小屁孩很有前途啊!未來奧運會的射擊金牌必有你一塊——如果靶子上挂個人腦袋的話。20Please respect copyright.PENANAam0FAdzYZQ
20Please respect copyright.PENANAFZFc1OP3gp
  保寶又跑過去把像皮球撿起來。20Please respect copyright.PENANAzL8ums0dN7
20Please respect copyright.PENANAmYtmE4zd2z
  「別還給他了,他還會砸的。」郁绮鸢連忙道。20Please respect copyright.PENANA4HzKUAzKEP
20Please respect copyright.PENANA9dAiIXKJay
  保寶心裡一暖,頓時感動不已。20Please respect copyright.PENANARwxlTbpspr
20Please respect copyright.PENANA1t9Be4bNOP
  還是小绮鸢懂我,知道我接下來想做什麽,真是心有靈犀,不點自通啊!20Please respect copyright.PENANADY3egLb1um
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  鑒於此,保寶完全有理由相信,以後只需要他一個眼神,她就知道該擺什麽姿勢了。20Please respect copyright.PENANAyhbHSqM4dA
20Please respect copyright.PENANAURyX5PIhRd
  保寶也確實沒打算立即把像皮球還給那個小屁孩,彎下腰道:「大媽,咱們今天就到這吧!不然我擔心你待會兒沒力氣爬上來了,修井蓋的師傅直接把你蓋裡面了怎麽辦?那你就得等下一個偷井蓋的有緣人了。」20Please respect copyright.PENANADrzxygjQnz
20Please respect copyright.PENANAyVQJDJ9pNn
  婦人哆嗦著嘴唇:「汪粑……旦。」20Please respect copyright.PENANAZHfyEkonCf
20Please respect copyright.PENANABfGbNer65P
  保寶仔細想了兩遍才明白她的意思,這是在罵他王八蛋啊!20Please respect copyright.PENANAGDKwnngwN3
20Please respect copyright.PENANAUNL9lpuJN6
  我擦,都這個時候了,嘴巴還不饒人,保寶倒有些佩服她的意志力了。20Please respect copyright.PENANAYomFz9T1gZ
20Please respect copyright.PENANARWCBt0ZJwN
  不過隨之也爲之前的郁绮鸢捏了一把汗,有這種蠻橫的親戚,真不知道她一個人是怎麽熬過來的。20Please respect copyright.PENANAMrAxAWX4FL
20Please respect copyright.PENANAbEaxjKGdMX
  因爲剛才婦人說了一句「也就只有爺爺護著你」,所以保寶猜測,郁绮鸢父母可能都不在了。20Please respect copyright.PENANAdDTQfmQf6n
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  唉,沒媽的孩子像根草,誰想踩誰踩,可憐啊!20Please respect copyright.PENANAaETkcc4TqQ
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  「算了,我時間緊得很,趕緊把她拉上來咱們走吧!」郁绮鸢有些著急地催促著。20Please respect copyright.PENANAH06wCxVbVo
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  保寶聞言,也不想在這耽誤時間了,差不多就行了,婦人也吃了不少報應了,便把倒黴事件取消了。20Please respect copyright.PENANAkZAOJ5xQpv
20Please respect copyright.PENANA37v9D8GykC
  「大媽,把手給我,拉你上來。」保寶伸手教育道:「知道今天怎麽會這麽倒黴嗎?這叫惡有惡報,自己回家好好面壁思過去。」20Please respect copyright.PENANAXKI038gzCp
20Please respect copyright.PENANAwXp7L8cjYB
  「滾蛋!」婦人依然囂張地啐了一口。20Please respect copyright.PENANAO2JkbmtSUN
20Please respect copyright.PENANAuSycTBk9bX
  「媽的 你別欺負老子脾氣好!」20Please respect copyright.PENANAzHUZOG70Z6
20Please respect copyright.PENANACO9l9kICcD
  如果不是郁绮鸢攔著,保寶真想衝進下水道揍她一頓。20Please respect copyright.PENANAqHvYToAeyL
20Please respect copyright.PENANAb8t67hMfiM
  雖然郁绮鸢並沒有任何攔他的動作——但是保寶知道,她在用那顆火熱的心攔著他,保寶真的深深切切感受到了。20Please respect copyright.PENANAmVBvhKQZn3
20Please respect copyright.PENANACOK7NEwnT4
  「保寶,她如果再這麽嘴欠,你就衝下去把她揍一頓,就說她是掉進下水道摔傷的。」郁绮鸢咬牙切齒地道。20Please respect copyright.PENANA94cCbkTYzc
20Please respect copyright.PENANALW8mrp7iov
  「……」保寶頓時向郁绮鸢投去了一個可憐加無辜的眼神,說好的心有靈犀呢?20Please respect copyright.PENANAl1j696KFuD
20Please respect copyright.PENANAKDIXfUh9SR
  其實郁绮鸢不過是嘴上這麽嚇唬一下婦人而已,看她一直這麽嘴欠,饒是郁绮鸢性格好也快忍不了了。20Please respect copyright.PENANAmENu0fU8yi
20Please respect copyright.PENANAETkY0t5L9z
  果然,聽到郁绮鸢的話,婦人只是還給她一個惡狠狠的眼神,嘴上倒不敢裝了,然後朝上面繼續爬。20Please respect copyright.PENANAoTd7Qs27CV
20Please respect copyright.PENANAZYzNtA2nIB
  婦人至少明白,動嘴可以,但現在動手她是占不了便宜的,只想著日後再報。20Please respect copyright.PENANAGnv0lvtqgC
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  就在這時,保寶看到遠處一個三十歲上下的婦人朝這邊跑了過來,目標是那個小屁孩。20Please respect copyright.PENANAKtgjgJTj6C
20Please respect copyright.PENANAUMZpMkUgLb
  「哇嗚嗚……媽媽!」男孩一看到婦人,馬上開始揉著眼睛瘋狂飙淚,真是我見猶憐啊!20Please respect copyright.PENANATLQpYDLDsf
20Please respect copyright.PENANAVdIcwZVpi2
  然後他指著保寶大聲告狀:「媽媽,那個大哥哥搶我的球!」20Please respect copyright.PENANA2cO1CBmxR7
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  尼瑪!!20Please respect copyright.PENANAbqSUCoUyOc
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  保寶嘴角一陣抽搐,看來你這邊拿了奧運射擊金牌,那邊還能捧回個金鐘獎影帝。20Please respect copyright.PENANAlhDdQO42Kz
20Please respect copyright.PENANAHWZzRCXLaM
  保寶寒著臉,立時就想朝男孩衝過去,卻被郁绮鸢一把拽住了胳膊:「小孩子而已,你別和他計較。」20Please respect copyright.PENANAXKCn9up9IY
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  「我不是要揍他。」保寶搖了搖頭:「我只是想檢查一下他手上是不是抹了辣椒水。」20Please respect copyright.PENANAVPbVo2xmOI
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  郁绮鸢:「……」20Please respect copyright.PENANAwO1MujSXGZ
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  這時,保寶突然想到了情緒系統,於是召喚出了系統界面,果然看到有男孩大哭情緒的提示。20Please respect copyright.PENANANI0gt9SIIF
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  注:目標因裝委屈嫁禍他人而大哭,情緒能量:負。20Please respect copyright.PENANAT8kIwRWWWw
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  「果然是裝.逼的……不過目前還沒有大哭表情呢!先收了這個再說。」保寶在心裡暗道,然後撤回了系統界面。20Please respect copyright.PENANAx7i1PjZRdV
20Please respect copyright.PENANAz73TQAKMwG
  「郁小姐,又給您添麻煩了。」男孩媽媽顯然清楚了這小屁孩的習性,根本不吃他這一套,轉而還向郁绮鸢道歉。20Please respect copyright.PENANAjHpyRohcgI
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  保寶這才鬆了口氣,還好這個女人是個明事理的主,看來郁绮鸢和她也算認識,畢竟郁绮鸢偶爾會來酒吧這邊的。20Please respect copyright.PENANAJ4cNX2nIOT
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  「沒關係的。」郁绮鸢笑著從保寶手中拿過像皮球,然後走到小屁孩跟前還給了他。20Please respect copyright.PENANAGUgvr5ajTF
20Please respect copyright.PENANAoCKAqICNqr
  小屁孩知道告不了狀了,馬上風停雨止,一秒鐘自動切換情緒。20Please respect copyright.PENANAHPziEgKRfp
20Please respect copyright.PENANAkWkBrLHC5A
  「……」保寶眼睛都看直了,顯然金鐘獎影帝已經不符合你的身份了,你這都能衝擊奧斯卡影帝了。20Please respect copyright.PENANAhtd23DLFrb
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  「你個小家夥,爲什麽一直砸我!」郁绮鸢二嬸終於又從下水道裡探出了腦袋,這回她體力都快耗盡了,但還是扯著嗓子大吼。20Please respect copyright.PENANAAR8UsAG9cL
20Please respect copyright.PENANAKueXxhBiX2
  小屁孩頓時不服了,開啓嗓門仰天狂吼:「你個老巫婆還敢說我!我一直想砸那個大哥哥,都是你的破腦袋杵在中間擋我的球!」20Please respect copyright.PENANAu4avKAbILI
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  「噗……」婦人胸腔又是一陣氣血翻湧,兩手一滑,「撲通」跌落了下去:「哎喲我的老腰……」20Please respect copyright.PENANAIVlXTTfubc
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  得!這回和老子真的無關。20Please respect copyright.PENANA5EqEHHGmER
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  保寶讪笑一聲,扭頭看向郁绮鸢,後者也是一臉的無奈,合著婦人今天就跟這個下水道扛上了。20Please respect copyright.PENANAMHk3pv4HSN
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  隨後保寶把腦袋朝下水道裡探了探,正撞上婦人怒目而視圓滾滾的眼睛。20Please respect copyright.PENANAaJVXjfEMPP
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  保寶馬上扭頭向郁绮鸢彙報:「還沒有死。」20Please respect copyright.PENANAxq6ZCI9v1F
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  郁绮鸢:「……」

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