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鬼故事、鬼電影、鬼遊戲,甚至是見鬼旅行團,它都扮演了主角。11Please respect copyright.PENANAZylhql651E
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古語有云:敬鬼神而遠之。11Please respect copyright.PENANAbwDBnphJeU
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現代社會鬼神一說早就被談得口水乾涸,專家多不勝數,網上討論區都不乏大量親身經歷,故事往往撲索迷離,而且對人類會產生莫名的敵意。11Please respect copyright.PENANAhdtdNop3cM
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人生已過雙八年華,除了考試外再無別事的我來到這個陌生的地方,為的是升學,當然最重要的是找個異性交往。11Please respect copyright.PENANAaLkDtPwwsv
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毒在異鄉為異客,隻身一人由他方而來,周遭都充滿著挑戰和迷團,我扭動著少許花痕的鑰匙,打開沉重的木門,一陣不知哪來的風迎臉而來,驚惶失措之際只懂說聲不好意思,隨即拖著旅行箱進去這個暫時屬於自己的家。11Please respect copyright.PENANA8o3qP36Gjw
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背後忽由響起一種古老沙啞的歌聲,就像是有人帶著那種早已消失在時代中的卡帶播放器,一道哀怨的女人歌聲傳入耳內,雞皮疙瘩漸起,想著要不回頭之時已有一手搭肩而來,伴著一聲問候。11Please respect copyright.PENANAaS8UW6rps1
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"小朋友,你就係新租客啊?"11Please respect copyright.PENANAEHZWN7IJM0
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"你... ...你好啊。"11Please respect copyright.PENANAjkrJstYDBT
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"唔使咁緊張,我係人仲未死。"11Please respect copyright.PENANAWgYQxPGU7W
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當我看到他的一身裝扮更證實自己的恐懼感是正確,他一身異味濃郁,不修邊幅,頭髮就是丐幫長老的御用髮型,右手執著一雙紅筷子,腰間吊著三兩個用葉包裹的東西,最重要的是,走廊不算光猛,為何要戴著墨鏡?11Please respect copyright.PENANA1wxCDL0TH8
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"做乜眼金金望住阿叔?"11Please respect copyright.PENANA7CgoOq8tyv
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"哦!你鍾意阿叔副超啊呢,識貨啊𡃁仔,阿叔今朝係公園執架。"11Please respect copyright.PENANAlsoJlSG33x
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"我叫阿智啊,你好。"11Please respect copyright.PENANAcbGetTTx5s
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"阿智啊嘛,阿叔姓鄭,以後多多關照啦鄰居。"11Please respect copyright.PENANAobMykmwS3Y
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他放開了搭在我肩上那隻沒有紅筷子的左手,隨後走到我身旁的單位,他果然住在隔壁,想不到初到貴境會有變成恐怖片主角的可能,我急忙走進屋內,努力在電話中找到業主的電話,我已經不想住了。11Please respect copyright.PENANAQs7K9i1H9k
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"哦!你講救叔啊,佢住左好多年架啦,佢好好人屎架,你幫我問候下佢啦,拜拜。"11Please respect copyright.PENANABgM7nTYQyH
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吓吓!喂!11Please respect copyright.PENANA0vy4iOin5e
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我與業主的交談在一聲問候中完結,但問題沒有解決,我的樣子就跟咬著片樹葉的樹熊一樣,心裡想著那四個字,這次我一次性交了一年的租金,想來貪小便宜就不會有好事,誰能救救我啊。11Please respect copyright.PENANAv50VeYMDmC
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"喂!阿智啊!智仔!"11Please respect copyright.PENANAYqRtPGl7t4
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聲音自廚房方向而來,我不用猜也知道是誰在輕輕叫喚我,勉強收起懼意,我走到廚房望見窗外的曬衣架上掛著一條泛黃的四角內褲,我心中只有無數的問候說話,這是什麼回事?11Please respect copyright.PENANAjJFsZ7T5RI
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"尋晚打風吹左過你果邊,麻煩你幫我遞一遞過黎好嘛?"11Please respect copyright.PENANAJ3gT1agYRh
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他媽的好啊,我四眼張望周圍有沒有可用的東西,除了一些刀叉之外就沒有什麼了,我再打開所有的櫃子,終於發現了一根黑色的幼木棍,我下意識拿起,再打開窗花,看到那安詳躺在架上的格仔四角褲,為何我如此命苦呢。11Please respect copyright.PENANAglNpt7ngNt
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"唔該晒啊智仔。"11Please respect copyright.PENANAYP2ZNGZTe5
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這次事件的後續卻是出乎我意料,阿叔沒有再傳來什麼聲音,我回到大廳這時才細心留意到這新家的佈置,全屋都漆成雪白,家具也是簡潔得宜,最重要是還有一座小小的電視,雖然我不太看電視節目,但我卻喜歡打開電視讓家中有一點人聲,調解一下一個人的寂寞與焗促。11Please respect copyright.PENANAMJ5jywSxdq
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離開學還有一天,我草草吃過晚飯,打開型號老舊的手提電腦,上網找找朋友聊天再看看有沒有兼職工作,時間過去從來沒有痕跡,廚房忽然一聲物件掉落的聲音打破了歡樂的我,我暫停了螢幕正在看的綜藝節目,望了望廚房的方向,手執著那根幫了我大忙的幼木棍,腳下拖著緩慢的步伐,走了很久才到門口。11Please respect copyright.PENANAgNRIqMDb4O
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一手按亮廚房的燈光,一手推開木門,長方形的狹窄空間中沒有別人,但也看不見什麼東西掉落,原來只是虛驚一場,我收起冷汗再回到座間,這是才想起自己在看的節目不同了。11Please respect copyright.PENANAs2JJuUNC5K
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本來歡樂的賣肉節目變成鬼話連篇的真人分享,身體不由一陣冷顫,回頭看看電視機內,新聞報導的聲音持續,似乎又沒有問題。11Please respect copyright.PENANAwTz5JIc4LQ
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身體終是抵受不住周公相邀,我看了眼掛在牆上的鐘,晚上十一時二十多分,也該睡了... ...。11Please respect copyright.PENANAv1J4SN2wvd
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啪!11Please respect copyright.PENANAbyw5Vutcfu
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廚房方向又傳來一聲掉落物品的聲響,驚醒了我這個熟睡的可憐人,凌晨二時許,電視早已轉成黑白,播著的是老舊的殘片,畫面雪花夾雜,但我在意的仍然是廚房。11Please respect copyright.PENANA5aEcYL3v6Y
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會不會是... ... 。11Please respect copyright.PENANAkeQPxFeEy9
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燈依舊亮起,但這次廚房卻不是空無一物,因為這晚是新入伙的一晚,我沒有力氣再煮些吃食,所以晚餐只是簡單吃過外賣,當我看到地上的那個我丟了進垃圾桶的飯盒時,不安感終於充斥全身,我緊張的盯著它,垃圾桶此時再傳出聲響。11Please respect copyright.PENANARD3nYqPNft
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"喵~~。"11Please respect copyright.PENANAObA86qrMkf
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貓?11Please respect copyright.PENANASyTBhjRFYL
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垃圾桶裡頭冒出一個動物的頭顱,原來只是貓,一下子放鬆下來讓我有點頭眩,貓頭是漆黑一片,雙眼碧綠的顏色非常清楚,他看見我但沒有離開,只是靜靜坐在桶內,我跟他就這樣互相對望了數分鐘,就連自己也有點失神了,此時牠才動了一下,讓我重新醒過來。11Please respect copyright.PENANABo9u2Jl681
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這裡是十四樓,想不到貓可以攀爬上來,或許牠才是這裡的原住客,我自謿的一笑過後膽子也大了,上前想要找黑貓從垃圾桶中撈起來。11Please respect copyright.PENANAe8nbkidXE3
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"喵喵喵!!。"11Please respect copyright.PENANA60WGkywX22
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雖然牠十萬個不願意的樣子,但也逃不出我的魔爪,我抱著牠回到廳中,把牠放在檯上,只是輕看著雙眼也會著迷,好可怕的吸引力,看著看著雙眼又漸漸迷濛了。11Please respect copyright.PENANAJn8bsSGfXh
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咇咇咇咇,咇咇咇咇。11Please respect copyright.PENANAj8Zt4rYi8r
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來自電話的鈴聲響起,我拖著疲憊的身軀起來,天色亮了該是早上了吧,我看看四周都沒有黑貓的身影,莫非只是個夢而已?11Please respect copyright.PENANA1HejOZWvgv
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電視新聞又轉了一遍,訴說著某某中學的女學生看不開輕生的消息,這個時間總會多點這種事,學業壓力一年比一年嚴重,輕生也不是少見的事了。11Please respect copyright.PENANAucEjwIAHs6
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我換上一對舊波鞋到了樓下跑步,時間只是清晨,大多數人若不是上班根本不會在街上,所以街頭算是冷清,早餐店也只是小貓三四隻,昨晚的黑貓究竟是夢還是真實呢。11Please respect copyright.PENANAflWTz0Be3C
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那個飯盒確實仍在廚房,剛才丟掉的時候又沒有發現動物的毛髮,想來是夢的機會較大。11Please respect copyright.PENANAxVkm17Z7R7
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在公園中央的涼亭,發現了阿叔竟然在其中,我走上前才看到他一副收功的狀態,呼的一聲吐了一口濁氣,臭不可聞,想來他沒有洗漱過就下來了。11Please respect copyright.PENANAfh14XSqmjt
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"咦,阿智,咁早起身做運動咁乖仔。"11Please respect copyright.PENANAk2DNtEQVh6
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"係啊,以前嘅習慣,又可以減到肥。"11Please respect copyright.PENANAvVuUsIl6UT
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"阿叔你岩岩打坐?"11Please respect copyright.PENANAZLKoemLyou
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"你想學?"11Please respect copyright.PENANA3ByZSAqOtL
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"唔係啊,多口問一句,唔好意思。"11Please respect copyright.PENANA6wrwdfnCpl
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"唔緊要,好啦,當係報答你尋日幫忙,我就教你啦。"11Please respect copyright.PENANAEH0buSXDvi
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唔使啦,唔使客氣啦。11Please respect copyright.PENANARzKO3cD74i
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雖然我心千般不願,但阿叔雙手早已經搭上我雙臂之上,我身材不算突出,但也不是容易被推倒的男人,想不到被阿叔一捉就無力反抗,不知怎的就被某種巨力按下,莫名坐在地上,任憑阿叔左摸摸右摸摸的,我感到生命受到威脅,立即做出閃躲動作。11Please respect copyright.PENANAajFZWN1PjF
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"身體係弱咗啲,不過勉強收貨啦。"11Please respect copyright.PENANAU5QUMKolDw
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什麼意思?為什麼我全不明白,他會不會當了我是性取向奇怪的男人,我可不是好龍陽之癖啊。11Please respect copyright.PENANAuHnJyl1CYr
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"叫你一聲弱智仔都幾岩,哈哈。"11Please respect copyright.PENANAH4Mx9Aj2pU
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