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[年齡無界限] 就係咁,我最近出席好多喪禮
作者 很獅子的金牛
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唔知點解,其實係我一入嚟到而家,就覺得有個人一直係暗中望住我地,係未我嘅錯覺呢,但直到而家我要走嘅呢一刻,我都覺得有個人望住。8Please respect copyright.PENANApdxntCOzzk
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「輝爺,你覺唔覺得有人望住你咁啊?」原來唔係自己嘅錯覺,福伯都覺得係。8Please respect copyright.PENANAjJ2tzux3Rh
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「我都覺啊,可能呢度唔乾淨。」我答福伯,但估唔到比佢話返轉頭話:「傻啦你,呢度老人院有人做清潔架,乾淨過你屋企。」8Please respect copyright.PENANAOG54pIglOj
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下……我嘅乾淨意思同你嘅乾淨意思,好似有d出入wo。8Please respect copyright.PENANAqY6UOLShep
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唔理咁多,已經拎左資料就快d走,不過係我地就走到門口之際,有個後生仔突然殺左出嚟,手中拎住左一份唔知咩野,大字形咁擋住我地嘅去路。8Please respect copyright.PENANAGh3JLElKN0
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而果位後生仔,烚熟狗頭咁笑,睇嚟佢都係不懷好意。8Please respect copyright.PENANApnIuMPZTcP
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「兩位年輕人……」我地兩個咁老你都可以話我地係年輕人,呢個人好人有限,「有無d時間聽下一d你一生中最重要嘅事呢?」望落呢位年青人,把聲又幾似唱歌幾好聽果個陳奕迅,但望落佢個樣,就似唱「如果我是陳奕迅」果條打壞,唔記得叫咩……MR咩呢,唔記得個姓係咩添。8Please respect copyright.PENANAZdyYUGLlGP
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「一生中最重要嘅事,咁就要聽下拿。」係我仲諗緊果位MR咩之際,福伯已經答左佢,真係阻都阻唔到,位後生仔聽到佢咁講,就拉左我地兩個行埋一邊坐住,然後係佢個袋入面,拎左兩份釘左卡片嘅計劃書比我地。8Please respect copyright.PENANApIFxAhq7g3
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我望一望本計劃書,上面寫住嘅係「心安理得一條龍式善終服務」……喔……原來係做殯儀嘅,估唔到會有呢d人嚟安老院都搵生意wo,我望住呢個後生仔,然後話:「你都幾醒目wo,嚟到安老院呢度搵生意,但點解唔去死亡登記果d地方搵啊?」8Please respect copyright.PENANAPzv3j63SGX
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呢位後生聽到我嘅說話後,笑住答我:「過獎拿,我呢d食腦架嘛,死亡登記我朝早會去,不過晏就通常會去老人院,拿,唔係我自吹自擂,搞善終呢d野,除左要有個善良嘅心外,就係要醒目,你地睇下我。」佢咁講後,我同福伯都好認真咁望住佢個樣。8Please respect copyright.PENANA7S7oTlABl7
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而過左陣,佢就話:「你睇下我,我根本就係善良加醒目嘅像徵。」我聽左呢句就反晒白眼,而福伯聽到呢句就一個真係信嘅樣話:「咁就要你呢位後生仔幫我拿。」8Please respect copyright.PENANAgwoXQ1er5E
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呢個後生仔又烚熟狗頭笑住話:「無問題,我講下呢份報告先。」8Please respect copyright.PENANAj3jZyyZaRS
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我就無咩心機聽佢吹水拿,而後生仔都察覺到我唔想聽,所以只係一直落力咁sell比福借知道,我就自己翻下份報告,望一望佢嘅卡片,原來呢個後生仔叫小段,咁未同陳奕迅拍嘅果套電影,「常在我心」一樣名囉。8Please respect copyright.PENANAYZbvqMWcYY
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