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[年齡無界限] 就係咁,我最近出席好多喪禮
作者 很獅子的金牛
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我地到左一間唐樓嘅前面,呢一幢唐樓應該有裝修過,因為係外面望落都幾齊整,而且個大門係自動玻璃門,睇嚟開呢間老人院嘅人都有用心咁裝修呢d門面野。7Please respect copyright.PENANAyESrFXcTkP
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咁又係嘅,如果外表唔搞返好少少,都唔會吸引到我地呢d老人家……邊個話老人家唔可以貪靚架,不過我地只會為左一d值得貪嘅野上面。7Please respect copyright.PENANAFPIxCdxZPY
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福伯一見到呢間老人院,就話:「環境好似幾好wo。」7Please respect copyright.PENANASweIlAoJOt
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「都係架,入去問問?」我問佢。7Please respect copyright.PENANAxKbas1t74F
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「都好,快d入去啦。」佢好似急不及待想入住呢度咁。7Please respect copyright.PENANAxjeQ4gL3PG
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行到去果個應該係櫃臺嘅地方,我地問果個化濃妝嘅大姐,「阿嬸啊,呢度係未有房比我地呢d老人家住啊?」估唔到福伯你咁直接,一開聲就話人地係阿嬸。7Please respect copyright.PENANAG95RvKorOE
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你地都知道女人架啦,最鍾意就係聽大話,福伯咁直接嘅說話比呢位化濃妝嘅大姐聽到,位大姐就即刻瞪住佢話:「阿伯,你老花就戴返眼鏡啦,我咁都叫阿嬸嘅話,呢個香港就無後生女架拿。」7Please respect copyright.PENANAEWS6Zp13p3
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呢位大姐,你d自信又幾大架wo。7Please respect copyright.PENANA0mdYMp0sn6
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福伯聽到呢位大姐嘅說話後,笑住幾下話:「係啊,今日唔記得戴老花眼鏡啊,整到睇野唔係幾清楚,係呢靚女,妳呢度係未有房啊?」7Please respect copyright.PENANAciLpAJ7C5h
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聽到比人稱呼靚女後,呢位大姐嘅心情當堂好返晒,笑笑口問:「你有幾多人想住啊?」7Please respect copyright.PENANAaRvdHDfXMk
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福伯呢個時候望一望我,而我就直接咁講:「你自己想住,唔關我事啊。」7Please respect copyright.PENANANjir0mR7qK
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「咁就我一個人啦。」福伯話。7Please respect copyright.PENANApVu2jSfrn4
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「位呢,唔係話無,我地有分大、中、細房,你本身自己嘅野多唔多架?」大姐問。7Please respect copyright.PENANAf7lSdacXev
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「都係得幾件衫,幾箱野咁囉。」我地呢d老人家,本身自己嘅野真係唔多,值錢嘅野一係放係銀行,一係就比自己親人睇住。7Please respect copyright.PENANAZPooL1N4vk
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大姐聽到福伯嘅說話後,就話:「咁其實中房就夠架拿。」7Please respect copyright.PENANAl5cM1RwQMH
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「中房就得架拿原來,好啦咁就中房啦……」「喂,你咁快拿主意,唔駛諗清楚同問清楚咩?」我見福伯好似趕住入住咁,就話。7Please respect copyright.PENANAjaJMjnsDe5
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「我咩都唔識問,真係唔知有咩問題可以問wo。」福伯傻笑咁話,而我就無咁好氣理佢,幫佢問:「你地有無咩野服務,又或者註冊姑娘,陪睇醫生果d野架?」我點都有上網搵過,所以都知少少識問,而我問左呢個問題後,個大姐就露出左一個麻鬼煩嘅表情,拎左幾張A4紙比我話:「你想知嘅野住部係晒上面,等你地諗好左之後再返嚟話我地知啦。」7Please respect copyright.PENANAz6Q5x1nZ1J
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我接過張紙後,仲想問幾句,但佢已經好唔耐煩地話好唔得閒叫我自己睇。7Please respect copyright.PENANAE4SOte1J64
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真係呢,呢度老闆真係多得妳係度趕客啊大姐。7Please respect copyright.PENANAUD1Ok82oHU
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「咁我地睇過張紙先啦,輝爺,睇完先再返嚟煩呢位靚女啦。」福伯,你唔係真係想住呢度掛。7Please respect copyright.PENANAgZArDm9jwQ
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