教官名字叫林明憲，感覺他故意跟我聊很晚⋯⋯好吧那真的是故意，聊到下課同學都差不多走光了，他問我要不要去他們家參加聚會。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIZOW1DTYU
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林教官家是個三代同堂的大家族，雖偶有摩擦，但氣氛都算不錯，偶爾都會邀朋友一起聚聚。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSuYQmjkhLo
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跟他聊多久就要去別人家啊好詭異，我婉拒，「不用啦，不好意思打擾，而且我爸媽會擔心。」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZT5WTRauF
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這時候親情牌最好用了，打出去成功率在七成！196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNapty8ZTFa
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林明憲手腕更高竿點，「也對啦，看妳這麼乖妳爸媽一定保護很好，那我可以跟妳爸媽說呀，不是什麼奇怪聚會，聯絡感情而已。」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIigEXRm7YW
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不——！親情牌失效！196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03S6yuNKVw
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這時候要打出第二張牌叫做家教牌，「爸媽他們都比較忙碌，我怕打擾教官的時間，你們開心就好。」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0LEz35LRu
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林明憲用某種瞭然的眼神看著我，「不打擾，我親自上府做解釋，這樣很有家教對吧？」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7QfZpqSh1
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不！我、的、防、禦、被、拆、了，「⋯⋯教官⋯⋯」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuWzmQcPCm
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他像對孩子般露出慈祥的笑容，「同學，妳如果長到我這個年紀，嫉妒、好鬥、比較心都沒了，只會希望都好而已，生活簡單就好。」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncmavQenCw
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「這是屬於年輕的世代，我們要革命！」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqGu8vKY9K
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「革命妳頭啊，革命在國父就失敗了啦。」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVigaFwxNH
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「他少幾次啊。」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsXJvkKs21
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「可惜沒多幾次呀。」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGINNbHRnn
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於是我敵情都沒查明清楚——敵人果然難對付！——就被林教官開車送回家了，回家還早家中還沒人回來，只好請他坐，然後去切西瓜。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAD1n0F0wXl
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忘記買瀉藥儲備了，對付敵人用，讓他廁所上不完就知道我厲害。可是瀉藥如果跑去醫院就被發現了，不好，看名偵探柯南裡面的兇嫌都是加藥被逮捕的，那個太笨了。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCFtjPFote
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讀書人要用聰明點的方法，我去廁所牆壁抹了最髒的地方，加料在西瓜上面，哼哼，要敵人知道我厲害。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZu5G1LxIc
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把西瓜端出去，他沒有懷疑我在作怪的吃下肚⋯⋯我突然想到，世界上最髒的是錢吧？196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2HYvsAKWX8
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用錯武器了，失策。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqHp7zzgzf
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然後他關心過度的開始問：「妳平常回家這時候只有自己一個，都在看書？」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tqhsaP7Za
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「電視啦。」我從桌櫃拿出遙控器轉開教學頻道，「電視不花我錢囉，跑書店一直看會被嫌。」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hGYf1uSa6
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「不看偶像、韓劇日劇那些？」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEKHwSbDkp
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「我知道你要說什麼，我真的超老成，同學嘛都這樣說，超奇怪的真的，我甚至追蹤綠色和平組織在做的公益活動。」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFE6UvHNko
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林明憲挑挑眉，「我倒覺得妳這樣才正常，現在年輕人越來越奇怪，不是低頭族、月光族⋯⋯一堆奇奇怪怪的事，連自己身體都不照顧，不知道還能幹嘛，愛熬夜愛吃泡麵愛飆車。」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV0KfQ6M9Ir
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「你一直看不好的心情會變糟糕的，我同學就挺正常的。」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMIzTSkv2u
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撇開解剖會帶著詭異的怪笑之外。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6GCTEJbWS
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他們全壓力太大了，感覺已經瘋了。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wN64YDy1e
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見血噴血還會安安靜靜的止血、消毒、然後去包紮，做研究的都不是常人。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4H1bgoWZg
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進到研究室就是跟外界斷聯了。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4oDhBWA7jb
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一堆研究室洞人。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuNDjSKnmq
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「那妳要帶妳同學一起來參加聚會嗎？」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYwg5HWEZE
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他們去能看嗎？上次看見同學乙挖五十幾個小白鼠的腦都沒變臉後，就沒覺得同學是地球人了。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgg740Y36k8
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他還小心又完整的把腦子挖好擺整齊，拍照，要丟時還打爛⋯⋯196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9SAR9tvEFt
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如果單身狗想團購女友，我想團購同學。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpT17XJRFI
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「都快畢業了，有專題要忙啦。」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Y2EDGxLZv
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「大四了喔？你們專題都要忙什麼？」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRNz3LIopE
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「看各自要研究什麼，找教授討論，要研究出點不同的成果。」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgq3Rxf2hkK
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「哇⋯⋯感覺很難。」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaHQG9FtOuB
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「是挺有難度的，還是能挑簡單一點的做，我們這組做植物類的，比細胞啦動物啦化學物質等等簡單多了。」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rkZA4vVbO
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這時媽媽帶著弟弟回家了，林明憲很有禮貌的主動打招呼，弟弟跑去洗澡，我坐著陪他們聊天。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2poS9CklO
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該說不愧是老人家，很會應付爸爸媽媽類洪水猛獸，講得舌燦蓮花、頭頭是道。他怎麼不去賣保險呢？總之我被媽媽很華麗的賣了，可賣掉的不只我，還有我弟弟。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhT3UeiCZ5J
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媽媽還很熱情的請他吃晚餐，爸爸回來看到一個老男人竟沒有懷疑他老婆外遇，怎麼會這樣，大大失策！196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg64lITWPLE
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姊姊早北上出外打拼工作，於是一家四口加上一個老男人一塊吃晚餐，談談東說說西。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3O9jTOtIVn
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「二姊，問妳喔，妳覺得自然組好不好？」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEX6gBICz9
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「應該不錯吧，幹嘛，你要考自然組？」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBz7O8lRoJn
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如果他變得不像地球人那一定要趕快逃亡。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8KEOGNTJw
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「對啊，我對自然組比較有興趣。」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVYsbSIEeo
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「看你啊，你又不是我，我啥都不能選。」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsWxZWK7Kg
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高職畢業唯三科系：獸醫、生物科技、農業。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1cpLwr1Yg
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「喔。」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDWiYTgIm1
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