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Buruju's kitten predicts... NAFTA
Writer Capt. leon
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Buruju's kitten predicts... NAFTA
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Capt. leon
Aug 12, 2018
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No Plagiarism!7ylcbTtD3Mbqi8IJAVAEposted on PENANA

Translation done with DeepL and myself, sorry for grammar and punctuation errors, thank you.copyright protection4PENANAKKQQ1vexGh

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Buruju's kitten predicts... NAFTAcopyright protection4PENANAeoC4eDAtbh

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Mexicocopyright protection4PENANA8Pa7n9PFJu

How will the Aztec country carry forward the North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA), or as we cats call it: the great northern fuck.copyright protection4PENANAwXS827MDAY

Well, let Hermelinda Linda and Anacleto, the sorcerer, deny me if I lie, but the beautiful country of "I don't want gold, I don't want silver, I just want to go to Puerto Vallarta", has corrupt politicians who will not elect the best men and women, no, what they will do is choose by hand as usual.copyright protection4PENANAUlq0Xu5B4F

My inner eye tells me that Mexico will come out of this negotiation a little better off than it was at first, but neither will it be able to eat ham sandwiches with the chavo del ocho. In football terms: Mexico will draw with a two to two score.copyright protection4PENANAUcu5kSf9xY


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USAcopyright protection4PENANAohglOskssY

How will the United States do, with respect to negotiating NAFTA?copyright protection4PENANAGpvhN3PGHZ

Unfortunately, tea leaves do not sponsor anything but nothing good....copyright protection4PENANAEZ3NNdhsDV

Curious considering that the renegotiation of NAFTA was driven by the country of the stars and stripes, I see that it will be the USA that will lose out in this process.copyright protection4PENANAF1dVm1oHtQ

He will do so badly that everyone (other than politicians) will miss the previous agreement, but of course, the government will insist that they made great strides.copyright protection4PENANAFagbs3ehKV

In football language it would be as if the USA were losing by a five to one score, but the coach, would say that the goal scored served to gain "experience", etc, etc.copyright protection4PENANAgoVkcIyubb

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Canadacopyright protection4PENANAikueEHXcb8

Oh my meow! It's amazing what the crystal ball shows me. NAFTA is a negotiation involving three countries, but thanks to Canada's intervention, Russia will also enter the arena!copyright protection4PENANAnBZAfL9UWq

The excuse that Canada will make is that Alaska used to be Russian territory, and so Russia must also participate... I didn't see this coming, uh, I mean, this was communicated to me by the inner eye a long time ago.copyright protection4PENANA3Xnnev9ARc

Everyone will agree, but at the last minute Mexico will vote against, but with the US and Canada, Russia will be part of NAFTA.copyright protection4PENANAGawapbRmo3

Soon and finally... Russia and the aftermath.copyright protection4PENANAvLFvmUhwPd

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Russia and the aftermathcopyright protection4PENANAMausFRmXnc

Who would have thought that Russia would enter the renegotiation of NAFTA!copyright protection4PENANAak5mFlMuLM

The runes tell me that the great winner of NAFTA will be Canada and Russia, with global warming, the Arctic ice is melting, it will be the new frontier and great opportunities to look for oil or gas await whoever dares to take them.copyright protection4PENANAcot4xklS30

As for the aftermath....copyright protection4PENANABPa6hQXENl

With Russia exploiting more oil, gasoline costs will fall much further. The U.S. will strive to get more oil out of the enquisto, which will cause the oil to fall even further.copyright protection4PENANARYGWkmi7Q3

Again, global fuel prices will be very cheap, as they were in the 1970s. The downside of this is that to make up for losses, the companies that generate energy through coal will triple their extractions.copyright protection4PENANAT3rn7ZHtSK

At worst than with fuels and cheap energy, innovation in renewable energy will be delayed by at least 20 years and in the meantime, the planet will go to waste because the goals of the Treaty of Paris will not be achieved.copyright protection4PENANAttAEASuyxi

Anyway, the future doesn't look bright, but remember, as they said in the film Akira: "The future is not a straight line, it's several lines that cross, there must be a line we can choose", let's hope I'm wrong because "the stars have been read incorrectly in the past, even by centaurs".copyright protection4PENANAUogAkBWCIN

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