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【凌家動物園 I 花心豹吃兔計畫】小兔不吃回頭草
By 喵芭渴死姬
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14. 請問先上車給後補票嗎?
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『喵~』797Please respect copyright.PENANAgmgRdxrSHO
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『嗚喵~』797Please respect copyright.PENANAbE8OPVRArP
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一聲比一聲可憐的貓鳴,伴隨沙沙抓門聲依稀傳入耳裡,小兔微皺了下眉頭,混沌的意識才漸漸清醒,但強烈的劇痛亦隨之襲擊大腦,痛得他欲抬手按住太陽穴,但才稍動了下,便覺他不僅全身酸痛不已,另一處難以啟齒的地方更是又痛又辣,就像是……797Please respect copyright.PENANA1j5hlqDw1J
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他楞了一下,察覺到抱住自己腰身的手臂,還有貼在身前的溫度,便倏地睜開眼,竟是付墨仍在沈睡的臉,頓時傻眼了。797Please respect copyright.PENANAMp86opBm3f
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怎、怎麼回事?昨天……昨天發生什麼了?797Please respect copyright.PENANA2bYfvecUxk
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吃力地推開身上的手,他忍痛坐起身,震驚地瞪著眼前的景象,赤身裸體的兩人,一身吻痕與黏膩未乾的白液,滿地散亂的衣物,在在都證明了某人的趁醉而入,如被重錘敲擊的大腦亦慢慢清晰起來,昨晚的記憶陸續回到腦裡,包括被灌醉前在洗手間聽到的對話……797Please respect copyright.PENANAfojssw3mJM
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『喵嗚喵~~~』797Please respect copyright.PENANACGGu6vfZvI
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「什麼聲音啊?」被門外的貓叫聲吵醒的付墨,翻身一摸發現身邊已空,就睜開眼一看,見小兔正坐在床上發呆,心想小兔子定是害羞了,便起身笑著抱住他,打算好好地哄一哄,「小兔子……」797Please respect copyright.PENANAuCruQpIBYW
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話才出口,就忽被猛力推開,備防不及之下,付墨一頭撞到身後的牆壁,小兔也因力道過猛,重心一歪就『咚』地翻跌下床。797Please respect copyright.PENANAfTzMNMoUKC
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「唔……」797Please respect copyright.PENANAyfIeriBnt2
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幸好付墨頭殼硬骨骼粗,撞一下很快恢復,倒是小兔跌落後就毫無動靜,以為是他摔得暈過去,便趕緊跳下床要去扶人,「小兔!」797Please respect copyright.PENANAnAxzd3lnt3
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「走開!嗚……」雖然床離地面不高,但飽經摧殘的身體卻經不起這一摔,小兔只覺得全身像快散了架似的,每一塊關節都在痛,他哭吼著揮開付墨的手,忍痛地從地上支起身子跪著,隨著動作,殘留在體內的白液緩緩流出滑下大腿,腦海裡瞬間晃過零散的片段記憶,皆是昨夜的瘋狂,一時間,所有的委屈憤怒全湧了上來,包括四年前那段情傷下的痛。797Please respect copyright.PENANARW9ReXJZP1
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錯愕地望著小兔異常激烈的反應,付墨這才警覺事情不對,連忙低聲下氣地說:「對不起,小兔,我知道昨晚一時衝動是我不對,可是……」797Please respect copyright.PENANAuF4SIaFrCr
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「你不知道!你什麼都不知道!!」一反平日膽怯的形象,小兔流下憤恨的淚水大吼,他隨手從地上抓了件衣服拼命擦著下體,卻怎樣都無法止住不停流出的東西,便氣得將髒衣扔向付墨,哭啞著嗓子繼續吼著:「你不知道那一天我有多痛苦,而你還是毫不在乎地離開,你不知道我熬了多久才勉強能站起來,你不知道我這些年過得有多自卑,你根本什麼都不知道!」797Please respect copyright.PENANArGdU4VTxv8
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「……一直以為是我做錯了什麼,你才想要分手,甚至還換了號碼不讓我聯絡到你,我自責了好久,才從別人口中聽到你老早就決定要出國,我到那時才知道,原來你從沒把我放在心上過,所以才連解釋都沒有就走……」797Please respect copyright.PENANABVg4r2TvTO
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「……那麼全心全意地付出,結果你根本不在乎……」797Please respect copyright.PENANAg5McQOfGU6
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明明努力了,卻還是無法被愛,為什麼?797Please respect copyright.PENANABAkQtGC0r6
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這是小兔在這段偏斜的感情中得到的結論。在那之後的一年裡,他一直深陷在嚴重的自卑與陰鬱中,本就溫吞內向的個性變得更加沈默膽怯,連話都無法說一句,差點就要面臨輟學的危機,好不容易在家人的幫助下撐過來,卻不想四年後竟又遇到付墨,而這一次,他徹底體悟對方從沒關心過自己的事實……797Please respect copyright.PENANANRgiYUmZrx
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「你連我吃冰吃辣會胃痛都不知道,連我除了有姊姊,在美國還有對要好的表兄弟也不知道,明明都曾是常跟你聊起的事啊,你卻……」一口氣將壓在心裡多年的怨氣吐出後,小兔頹然地垂下肩膀哽噎落淚,「……你真的有想過我嗎?」797Please respect copyright.PENANA43rnWsrGpf
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啞然地聽著這些話,付墨完全懵了,一向能言善道的嘴此刻卻笨拙得要命,滿腦子只想著要哄住小兔,便手忙腳亂地一邊為他擦淚,一邊舊毛病復發地鬼扯說:「這、這都是以前的事了,現在老天讓我們再次相遇,就是要我彌補以前的錯啊……」797Please respect copyright.PENANAWFHONqACbZ
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「相遇?」推開付墨的手,小兔悲憤地瞪著他,「那不是你一手安排的嗎?你早就看過我的資料,叫人事部直接錄取我的,又關老天什麼事?你知不知道大家都用什麼眼神看我?付墨!你到底把我當什麼?」797Please respect copyright.PENANA4xVp7luYmy
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「我……」797Please respect copyright.PENANAzRLuaxyNFJ
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該死的!小兔怎麼會知道?是誰說的?!797Please respect copyright.PENANAPSHMAzXokt
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沒想過會被一向單純的小兔揭穿謊話,付墨徹底亂了方針,不知該如何是好之下,竟又胡亂地說:「沒有這回事,小兔,是誰亂說的?我才不會……」797Please respect copyright.PENANAgWy2w6cotx
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這話不說則已,一說更讓小兔沈下了臉,立刻撿起自己的衣服套上,又抓起另一團衣服扔過去,「我不是你可以隨意操弄的玩具,更不是你酒醉洩慾的對象!」797Please respect copyright.PENANA7Xs26uYZpf
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「我沒有要玩弄你的想法!」胡亂套上衣服的同時,付墨焦急地想要澄清自己的心意,卻無奈怎麼說都越描越黑。797Please respect copyright.PENANAzpQ1HMR6KW
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「我不要聽!我不要再被你騙了!」依舊是毫無誠意的辯解,讓小兔氣得渾身發抖,眼淚又開始不停往外掉,他打開房門指著外面,「出去!」797Please respect copyright.PENANAvPZFseMcFC
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「小兔!你相信我!」不願落得這樣局面,付墨抱住小兔的肩膀,企圖力挽狂瀾,「我喜歡你,我是認真的!」797Please respect copyright.PENANAuX30e71poc
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「可我討厭你!我恨你!!」見對方死不肯走,小兔奮力掙脫付墨的手,推著他往外走去,「出去出去出去!!!」797Please respect copyright.PENANAUH5NbRJdgc
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「我再也不想看到你了!!」將人推出大門外後,小兔拉扯著沙啞的嗓子,力竭聲嘶地朝他吼完後,就用力關上門,背靠著門滑坐在地上崩潰大哭,一雙大眼變得又紅又腫,就像隻真正的兔子,只是此刻沒人會再擁著他說乖乖小兔子不哭。797Please respect copyright.PENANAZ24iNefuEg
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被吵鬧聲嚇跑的喵克利,悄悄從沙發上探出頭,確認爭吵結束後,才跳下來緩緩走向小兔,在他懷裡蹭了一番後,就窩在他腿上蜷成一團,靜靜陪伴沈浸在悲傷的人。797Please respect copyright.PENANAGT4Ez2xXBn
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被推出屋外的付墨,震驚地看著門被甩上,一團混亂的腦袋裡全是後悔與自責,他不知道自己曾傷小兔這麼深,更不知道昨晚的一時衝動,會造成這樣不可收拾的局面。797Please respect copyright.PENANAYbzT1UclRD
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「小兔子……對不起……真的……」797Please respect copyright.PENANAhPaMqMTJiu
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遲來的道歉再真誠,也再無法挽回已被毀壞的一切。
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新年過後兩天,在紐約過節的三人總算回國,還外帶一位『據說是』為成立子公司而來台研究市場生態的泰特斯。797Please respect copyright.PENANAwIoqXovVDd
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才踏進凌家大門,四人就是一愣,一向整潔有序的客廳竟零散擺著物件,最令他們嚇一跳的是,一聽到聲響就立刻衝出來對貝兒嗚嗚叫的喵克利,聽那急促的叫聲不似迎門,也不像為主人久未回家發脾氣,卻是餓壞的鳴哭聲。797Please respect copyright.PENANAs9JWEVrxpO
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「喵克利!!」抱起明顯瘦了一圈的小黑貓,貝兒衝到喵克利的用餐區,竟發現連裝水的碗都空了,更別說裝食物的碗,就心疼地趕緊倒飼料添水,「者摸會這樣?」797Please respect copyright.PENANA5r8ft3lvSg
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直覺不對勁的小琥,擔心地衝進小兔房間,發現他病厭厭地躺在床上,臉色蒼白卻兩頰嫣紅,一看就是發燒的症狀,不禁頭痛地大喊:「天啊!咱們家的男丁也太嬌弱了吧?貝兒才病好回來就倒了小兔,都不能讓人省心嗎?」797Please respect copyright.PENANArKOtZtY6tJ
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聞聲過來的汪一全,用手背測了下小兔的額溫後,就轉過身要背起他,「先去醫院吧,不知燒多久了。」797Please respect copyright.PENANAKL2GUlPIJZ
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手臂才被拉起,小兔就立刻驚醒過來,見他們要背起自己,便脫口說:「不、不要!只是有點發炎……唔!」797Please respect copyright.PENANAoqPkEjhmqf
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驚覺自己說漏嘴,他趕緊閉嘴不再出聲,掙扎地縮回棉被裡不肯移動。797Please respect copyright.PENANAMl14199sbw
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「什麼發炎?」察覺另有隱瞞,小琥立刻一把抓開棉被追問,卻眼尖地注意到小兔脖側上的吻痕,便橫豎柳眉地大聲質問:「這是什麼?!誰幹的?!」797Please respect copyright.PENANAmBcgAbxS2F
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「……」知道姊姊的脾氣,小兔驚慌得遮住脖子,但心虛的表情卻瞞不過女人的直覺,尤其是身為狗血愛情小說作家腦補力超強的凌小琥。797Please respect copyright.PENANANA6ZQNrdJG
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「又是付墨對不對?」不需小兔言明,小琥一下就猜到真兇是誰,便殺氣沖天地衝下樓,操起球棒就要殺出門。797Please respect copyright.PENANAxSr2AMuBFn
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腦轉速沒那麼快的汪一全,楞了一下,才驚覺大事不妙,連忙堵住大門架住小琥,滿頭大汗地勸道:「冷靜!冷靜!」797Please respect copyright.PENANAM6Kt6bALws
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「姊!你別這樣啦!」擔心真會出人命,小兔也顧不得自己的狀況,一拐一拐地跌下樓,拉著小琥又哭又喊:「不要啊!姊!」797Please respect copyright.PENANAJYPz6L2xee
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一時間,飛沙走石,雞飛狗跳,小兔狂哭,小琥爆走,全叔抓人,貓咪閃躲,貝兒呆滯,唯有泰特斯冷眼看著一切。797Please respect copyright.PENANA4OMF7d81C6
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一臉事不關己地去廚房倒了杯水,泰特斯拉著貝兒在沙發坐下,不慌不忙,從容不迫,彷彿眼前的一團亂只是電視裡的鬧劇,他掏出口袋裡的藥包,柔聲對寶貝弟弟說:「來,先吃藥。」797Please respect copyright.PENANANw92l5SfvT
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「喔……」還沒反應過來怎麼回事,貝兒呆然地接過藥丸張口吞下,又一口氣喝光水後,下意識地把杯子還給哥哥。797Please respect copyright.PENANANssWo2dmYQ
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將杯子輕放在玻璃茶几上,桌面發出一聲清脆的敲響,頓時讓所有人安靜下來。泰特斯慢條斯理地抽出紙巾,幫貝兒擦乾沾濕的嘴角後,才冷眼看向小兔,「說。」797Please respect copyright.PENANATT1HkYypFq
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被那比寒風還冷峻的目光一掃,小兔不禁瑟縮地低下頭,將這些天的事緩緩道來。797Please respect copyright.PENANAE94vRmStkQ
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新年後的隔天,沒見到小兔出現在公司,李組長還以為是喜事,不住心想自己為大王製造機會的苦心真沒白費,正當他暗自竊喜時,就忽被大魔王召見,他喜孜孜地踏進總經理辦公室,卻見陰沈憂鬱有如黑面魔的付墨,頓時就被嚇得不敢出聲。797Please respect copyright.PENANAsO5S0SOIQR
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經過一番冷氣壓質問後,李組長才總算從聖上的發問中,推敲出事情源由,不禁在心裡叫苦連天地哀嚎,老子就真只想討聖上歡喜而已,是哪個王八蛋亂說俺歧視小兔子的啊?797Please respect copyright.PENANAaW0AYCbGOq
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然而事已至此,說再多澄清也無用,李組長只好黯然銷魂地滾回自己的座位哭哭,付墨更是如槁木死灰地瞪著手機發呆嘆氣,不論他打了幾通電話,小兔不是拒接就是關機,想去凌家敲門,卻又怕會惹小兔子更生氣,只好就這樣默默地等待奇蹟。797Please respect copyright.PENANA3dWj8ofxxH
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然而,日子一天天過去,公司依舊不見兔影,一個星期後,人事部終於忍不住來詢問該如何處理曠職的小兔,但話才出口,就馬上被黑面魔王瞪了出去。797Please respect copyright.PENANAMMQ1buVTBv
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就在這時,一陣少年叫聲忽然在整間公司響起,付墨也立刻跳了起來,「這、這聲音?!」797Please respect copyright.PENANAvogb3QNy9e
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「雞泥~~~~~雞泥你在哪唷?雞・泥————」797Please respect copyright.PENANALqPNdjj9iV
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「……」眾職員都汗了。797Please respect copyright.PENANA23JhOXdMJb
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「拉貝爾,你……」797Please respect copyright.PENANArOT40WqzJ2
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聞聲衝出的付墨,見大家都在看著他們,便尷尬地連忙將貝兒拉回辦公室。797Please respect copyright.PENANA97ASwhBi2y
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「你怎麼來了?小兔他……」關上門後,付墨著急地想知道小兔的狀況,卻被忽貼到眼前的東西打斷。797Please respect copyright.PENANA2hq0pBBsHm
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「窩是來送文件的!」貝兒舉著手,把信封用力壓在付墨的臉上。797Please respect copyright.PENANAlwfBPA1pSs
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黑線地撇開頭,付墨將信封接過來,看到上頭寫著大大的辭呈二字,頓時就焉了,「小兔……」797Please respect copyright.PENANA1BELIbr7AZ
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「雞泥!你要慶幸大叔把小琥姊安撫下來了,不然,本來是她要帶菜刀來找你燉雞湯的。」貝兒插著腰嘟嘴道。797Please respect copyright.PENANAo9yMtcCuh9
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「然後啊,我哥雖然冷冷的,可是他非常保護家人,雖然他說不會對你怎麼樣,但他已經記在心上了,以後嘛……」貝兒揚起下巴賊笑,「嘿嘿,總之小心別碰到他~」797Please respect copyright.PENANA3D7IbKchnS
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「最後……」貝兒鼓起兩頰,睜大漂亮的碧眼瞪著付墨,不發一語。797Please respect copyright.PENANAd3OEiGDg0B
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「……你、你在幹嘛?」見他這副怪樣,付墨不禁緊張地吞了個口水,不知這隻小魔頭又想搞什麼怪。797Please respect copyright.PENANAffWazSiNyu
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「哼,我以貝兒・拉文德之名……」一向明亮靈巧的碧眼倏地轉冷,板著臉的貝兒彷彿泰特斯上身,渾身散發著駭人的刺骨寒意,有如化身為來自地獄的復仇使者。797Please respect copyright.PENANAYygqDAg7OJ
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咬牙忍住欲發顫的雙腿,付墨頭皮發麻地心想,拉文德家族的人果真不能小看,這傢伙簡直是泰特斯・拉文德的翻版!797Please respect copyright.PENANA7eCjRv2Yw3
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首次展現酷帥狂霸跩的一面,貝兒微抬下巴,好一副睥睨眾生的姿態,緊閉的嘴唇輕啟,吐出讓人差點噎死的話——797Please respect copyright.PENANA5HZmC6NXZo
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「詛咒付墨光棍一輩子~」797Please respect copyright.PENANAbxFU2cshJ0
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老子做啥想太多啊啊啊?!!!某雞泥淚流滿面地在內心狂吼道。
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該多著想的不多思考,不需要自以為是的卻又愛想太多,797Please respect copyright.PENANA4NklUwd3xn
雞泥啊雞泥!活該要被虐啦~XDDD797Please respect copyright.PENANA41s9Ob8WeQ
被姻緣童子貝貝詛咒光棍一輩子,797Please respect copyright.PENANA4ZLtiqdZf7
雞泥你就等著永遠都娶不到老婆吧~wwww797Please respect copyright.PENANA2lQbi7OSbK
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接下來就是凌家內部的大小風波囉~797Please respect copyright.PENANAGlgBrMfdN5
虐完主CP換虐副CP!(被揍飛##797Please respect copyright.PENANAGaL9MgyXNj
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