Write a comeback to one of the three insults:
1) "Honey, if you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.”
2) "Whoever told you you’re smart, must have never spent a full minute with you."
3) “Anyone who told you to be yourself could not have given you worse advice."
I will pick one winner from each insult and then rank those three as 1st, 2nd or 3rd place.
When you do enter a comeback make sure to quote the insult you are answering to or put the number somewhere so I will be able to tell which insult you are responding to.
***You may enter more than once.***
Thank you and have fun!