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這是陽間的夜晚時份,本來是瀝青地足球場上在仲夏之前臨時建起了這碩大的建築物。竹支搭建而成的戲棚傳來一種發霉木塊的味道,夾雜著善信燒香的煙薰味。露天戲棚內燈火通明,靠著舞台上的射燈燈光,把台下一排排的座椅染上陣紅陣黃的熱鬧顔色。台上花旦小生正演一幕文戲,在後台旁的樂師像在打瞌睡。350Please respect copyright.PENANA7HwUhVNeXR
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時候已經不早了,觀眾席上只剩下得疏疏落落幾隻人影,幾個伯伯腦袋瓜跟著節拍來回搖動,用著走腔的音調也唱一份。小羽不禁懷疑,到底在座的有幾多位根本不是人類。350Please respect copyright.PENANAr1004UMtpi
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帶位的伯伯耳邊插了根皺巴巴的香煙,忙著在角落跟清潔嬸嬸串門子,似乎沒打算帶剛進場的小羽就坐。她還留在一旁未踏進去,把觀眾席來回掃視了一遍,肯定坐在正中那一個人就是目標。350Please respect copyright.PENANAQYjEJFOl6v
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一個年約四十多歲的蒼白男人端坐在中間,一身雪白的造型跟這舊戲院極不搭配。他身穿一件銀白色絲質寛袖長袍,腰間插著一把鐵骨紙扇,就算放進古裝街也毫不突兀。他灰髮藍眼、寛掌長臉,高䠷的身栽在狹窄的座椅之間,坐得有點侷促。小羽不禁亂猜,這白爺好可能是個患白化病的白子,更有可能是個半唐蕃混血洋人。350Please respect copyright.PENANAParbGlA1MP
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小羽二話不說擠到他旁邊,那人連眼尾也沒轉過來,雙眼仍舊盯著舞台。350Please respect copyright.PENANAMqdQCCKlLH
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「您好,閣下就是白爺謝必安先生不是?」350Please respect copyright.PENANAvefeZdcLDY
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「等一下可以嗎?我最喜歡這一場戲。」350Please respect copyright.PENANA6V1MKk0Kz3
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那男人沒有直接說小羽認錯人,大概可以當是默認吧。其實白爺外表不過是正值盛年的年紀,怎樣說也稱不上一個『爺』字。350Please respect copyright.PENANAI5MnkmYkYd
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那男人指頭敲著手靠打拍子,點頭哼著歌詞:「...盼得花燭共諧白髮...誰個願看花燭翻血浪...」350Please respect copyright.PENANAPEgh2EgM9B
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小羽望著這場悶得發毛的粵曲,老實不客氣的打了個瞌睡。350Please respect copyright.PENANAnNpbApf0TR
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「...朗月引路到仙鄉...」那男人鼻子抽了一下,閉上雙眼繼續哼唱:「...雙雙仙侶共泛銀河浪...」350Please respect copyright.PENANAhzmtvjJ2oC
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小羽知道再怎樣叫也沒用,唯有靜靜等下去。好在戲目已近結尾,還不到五分鐘時間就謝幕。350Please respect copyright.PENANAOwipukr4S2
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那蒼白男人緩緩站起來,慢慢向著出口走去,完全無視了旁邊的小羽。這實在有點太囂張了,小羽壓住怒氣,繞個圈子追上去。350Please respect copyright.PENANAS9xSRPt6L7
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「白爺!」小羽趕及在戲棚出口追上去。350Please respect copyright.PENANAiLaeTNcB1X
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蒼白男人停下腳步,眼神空洞,明明在望著小羽的眼睛,卻教人覺得他根本沒有看著自己:「小妹妹,如果我想應妳的,剛才已經應了;不想理妳的,妳認為跑過來我就會理會妳嗎?」350Please respect copyright.PENANAN1cK5VbWD1
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「白爺,但是是盲毛叫我來的。您不是有個任務委託...」350Please respect copyright.PENANAKCoAk4Uyx4
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「酒場沒有再好的死神了嗎?我沒想過應徵的會是個小女孩。」 350Please respect copyright.PENANAoin8TXtsYo
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「女孩就有甚麼問題?」小羽也不甘示弱:「待我有朝一日成了閻王,就有你好看的。」350Please respect copyright.PENANArGhUPfMHCy
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白爺眨眨眼,好幾秒鐘沒作半點反應:「妳意思是:妳想當閻羅王?」350Please respect copyright.PENANAewgW9Pshen
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「對啊。」350Please respect copyright.PENANAQRWWeQ7sam
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「哈哈哈哈...這是我四百年來聽過最有創意的笑話。」白爺沒好氣地答:「那我不阻妳繼續發這春秋大夢了,哈...竟然有個乳臭未乾的小女孩,說她想當上閻王...哈...荒謬...真荒謬...」350Please respect copyright.PENANApHs7XrclvD
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「為甚麼不行?」350Please respect copyright.PENANA5NXvP0ZMz6
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「數千百年以來,根本就沒有出過像妳這樣的閻王。」350Please respect copyright.PENANANwwRIga1e4
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「我有甚麼問題?」350Please respect copyright.PENANAgaXJdp9OUC
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「妳?妳肯定妳過得了那十八重地獄的關卡?」白爺搖搖頭:「只不過妳只有十幾歲、妳也沒有超凡的智慧、也沒有神祇般的法力。而且,妳是個女的。」350Please respect copyright.PENANAQSb6WEpqur
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小羽挖一挖鼻孔,她最不喜歡聽到這種『不行啦、不可以啦、沒可能啦』一類的廢話,還有那封建的性別歧視。她隨手把鼻屎乾彈走,再把拍拍白爺膊頭:「那我就做第一個吧。」350Please respect copyright.PENANAlJi4HtCxms
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白爺急忙退後一步,甩開小羽的手。350Please respect copyright.PENANAVVqUZxQAxF
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「我想,這千百年來也沒有人敢把鼻屎抺在你身上,對吧?」小羽望著白爺一身近乎潔癖的純白套裝,肯定沒有人夠膽挑釁這一板一眼的老頑固。350Please respect copyright.PENANAWdDhPqXS1q
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白爺先是呆了一下,卻不期然笑了出來。他來回踱了幾步:「我倒很欣賞妳這瘋瘋癲癲的性格。」他態度似乎沒剛才那麼冷漠。350Please respect copyright.PENANAwb0CbG1pQt
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白爺望望空空如也的戲台,靜止不動了好幾秒,微微笑一笑:「委託的事,等我好好考慮一下。」350Please respect copyright.PENANAtUJQl7s1bp
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說罷白爺轉身就走。小羽呆在原地,慢慢覺得有點不對勁。350Please respect copyright.PENANAzFqQ1rxpkW
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「等等,白爺!」小羽追上去:「明白人說明白事,那甚麼大不了的偵測任務,找我就找我,不然就叫別的死神去做吧。別浪費本小姐青春,本小姐可不能無止境的等你答覆。」350Please respect copyright.PENANAtbmYgfTLKp
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白爺再次望著小羽,雙眼卻不是剛才那種空洞的目光,而是仿佛能穿透別人想法的銳利眼神。他稍稍寬容下來,除除的道:「很好...很好...面對拒絕,妳處理得不錯。」350Please respect copyright.PENANAgBGtZtzhtH
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他...在試我?350Please respect copyright.PENANAS2IkvJBEDw
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戲棚的大光燈調暗,小羽才記起時候已經不早了。白爺突然一臉認真的吩咐小羽:「好吧,給妳一個機會。要是任務出了甚麼差池的話,小心我對妳不客氣。」350Please respect copyright.PENANA1UpomDCoVG
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「呃...好啊。」350Please respect copyright.PENANADAlIzKFItl
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「明天陽間早上八時正,妳再來這個戲棚找我。」350Please respect copyright.PENANAJtKRDIum7A
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小羽正想多問一句的時候,眨眼間發覺白爺已經失去踪影。 350Please respect copyright.PENANAvYSuCGXB4B