失眠夜,遊IG,看見這麼一張圖,芭比亮著招牌笑容坐在床上,佔了只有五分之一的位置(我們都知道她有多纖瘦),其餘的部份全都是一隻真貓伏坐其上。現在讓我們將畫面放大在貓咪的臉上,跩得很,一副「貓皇要你的床是你的榮幸,跪下!」的模樣。79Please respect copyright.PENANA0nM5S6jTNM
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嗯⋯⋯79Please respect copyright.PENANARW5103CIL2
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我彈彈眉,撐起身來,黑暗中無口系躺在專屬的貓巴士,享受著冷氣,睡得又美又甜。79Please respect copyright.PENANA1wMRPf2dC7
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看,都是騙人的!79Please respect copyright.PENANAN4f2rAZ9nX
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這樣講不盡不實,讓我改一下!79Please respect copyright.PENANAs3XL3o0BT9
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那一定是冬天的圖片來~~~79Please respect copyright.PENANAysR07ijP2N
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是的,自暮春起,無口系拒絕與我同床!你沒聽過班婕妤的《怨歌行》嗎?「常恐秋節至,涼飈奪炎熱。棄捐篋笥中,恩情中道絕。」皇帝多是寡情郎,對妃子的愛就似秋收夏扇就收,何況只是當人肉暖爐的奴才?79Please respect copyright.PENANAYIWWkSx4Em
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所以無口系IG的HASHTAG其中一款是冬日限定。79Please respect copyright.PENANAPXXctqcpfj
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也不是這麼絕對,偶爾夏天無口系也會跑來跟我睡,就在行雷與大風時⋯⋯79Please respect copyright.PENANARvhVUiLrQF
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我把《Not Forgotten: The Great War and Our Modern Memory》合上,伸個懶腰,環看客廳一周,沒有無口系的蹤影,找了又找,最後竟然一早回房,躺好在我床尾。79Please respect copyright.PENANA0Ep5bmECam
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「這麼稀奇呀⋯⋯」79Please respect copyright.PENANARQqH4ETurm
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輕輕掀開被窩,我鑽了進被窩,雙腿伸到無口系左右兩側輕輕圈住他。有時無口系會討厭我動來動去吵醒他,可今晚他只是挺身望了我眼,最後單手壓在的腿上枕好。79Please respect copyright.PENANAvvMtTYk8Ig
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難得在夏天也蒙幸聖恩?79Please respect copyright.PENANAlF6CEdmBtE
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我百思不得其解躺在黑暗中,快要想破頭時,強風嘯嘯吹起,哪怕關緊了每一絲窗也聽得到它的威武。我才想起剛才在客廳也是這樣呼呼擠入氣窗,猛力搖我窗簾⋯⋯79Please respect copyright.PENANA5mOJ07eGv2
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無口系動了動,身子倦得很緊,靠得我更貼。我懶得坐起來,將兩腿圈得更密「沒事,風而已。」側腰使手摸得到無口系的額頭,直到摸到起呼嚕為止。79Please respect copyright.PENANACV82ZiX5I9
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為什麼從來沒見過過姿態的人貓圖?嗯⋯⋯我想一定是太醜了,一定是!而且,也很累。建議大家別試⋯⋯79Please respect copyright.PENANAnonHgoK0Ia