「這不是我說的,當年你弟弟就這樣跟我說過。」917Please respect copyright.PENANAA2n94BIUS8
917Please respect copyright.PENANA20TnbX5juM
「哼!這臭小子!」917Please respect copyright.PENANAsQp8xOoRRU
917Please respect copyright.PENANA9Rya6W309P
「哈!我最初聽到電視有一個叫馬國明的,以為是你弟弟。」917Please respect copyright.PENANA4CxKVeRAvK
917Please respect copyright.PENANApMrIFeqpSQ
「哈!很多人也這麽說。」917Please respect copyright.PENANAnCt8qzaC4e
917Please respect copyright.PENANAhL3vV2R76d
「對了,他現在怎麼樣? 」917Please respect copyright.PENANAl95asVfb3x
917Please respect copyright.PENANArO9eFjYnyS
「他呀,早兩年跟女朋友奉子成婚,上個月又做爸爸了。」917Please respect copyright.PENANAkOMA6nEzIl
917Please respect copyright.PENANAg6XbJtEtUn
「嘩!那你不是姑媽了嗎? 哈哈!」917Please respect copyright.PENANAIawd9vP5qx
917Please respect copyright.PENANAxCwKhf4KXw
「別把我都叫老了!我都教我兩歲的姪女叫我姐姐。」917Please respect copyright.PENANA4yoxLm29Yw
917Please respect copyright.PENANAHI50BQBhoq
「嘖!真不害臊!都一把年紀了。」917Please respect copyright.PENANAYa7BQJIp9s
917Please respect copyright.PENANAtICjNTt7bU
她嗔道﹕「你才一把年紀!死羊仔!又想我捏你的手臂嗎? 」917Please respect copyright.PENANAIuI0YqDa3O
917Please respect copyright.PENANAI6Bx5z7ok1
「哈哈哈......」我笑了一會兒,又道﹕「沒想到他這麼早就成家,看他的樣子倒不像。」917Please respect copyright.PENANAC1dticroGy
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她白了我一眼﹕「我最初看你也不覺得你是個好人呀。」917Please respect copyright.PENANAD3LipxkCSF
917Please respect copyright.PENANARjGLGzsqTM
「那麼說,你最後發現我是個好人了? 」917Please respect copyright.PENANAOQl0m67lUh
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「不害臊!那有好人猛往自己臉上貼金的? 」917Please respect copyright.PENANAM4zQ2hTk57
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我又想起一件糗事,笑道﹕「臉上貼金倒不見得,身上貼大字倒是試過的。」917Please respect copyright.PENANAf6CD4SDLCc
917Please respect copyright.PENANAnNiLd9eBwG
家玲噗哧一笑﹕「你們男校的男生呀,每一個都是神經病的,大概是陰陽失調的關係吧。」917Please respect copyright.PENANAhveQfrTDG4
917Please respect copyright.PENANAp00N6mVvrs
我點頭認同﹕「連老師也是有病的,不然怎能讓我們做出如此失禮校門的事? 」917Please respect copyright.PENANAZIYlcdpNMg
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我倆對視一下,忍不住哈哈大笑。917Please respect copyright.PENANAbYHS30kkl0
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聖誕節假期前幾天,學校總會有一個甚麽聖誕聯歡會。這個聯歡會,就是讓每班搞一些活動,大食會甚麼的,反正都是無無聊聊過一天。而最讓人期待的,莫過於是杯賽冠軍跟老師隊的表演賽。雖然我們在八強止步,但還是很想去欣賞賽事。917Please respect copyright.PENANAXrcJ0m0Zsc
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邦文問﹕「比賽何時舉行? 」917Please respect copyright.PENANAz3Y0MRsUTH
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「好像是十一時正。」917Please respect copyright.PENANAo8Yp7SPBaX
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「那待會早點下去佔一個好位置吧。」917Please respect copyright.PENANAJAPN4IXr53
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「嗯。」917Please respect copyright.PENANAnVNP5zBu1b
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這個時候,我看到Chilam不斷將粉筆丟出窗外,又猛地揮手。917Please respect copyright.PENANAqHeq7ucd7o
917Please respect copyright.PENANAz3XZ6FE7VG
這小子在幹甚麼?917Please respect copyright.PENANAd0NXBAomVr
917Please respect copyright.PENANAJqHkWqOfs4
我朝窗外一看,卻原來是鄰校正在上體育堂,而且正好是馬家玲和小丸子的那一班。917Please respect copyright.PENANAcmbnUbA4ZJ
917Please respect copyright.PENANAWblRiNTEya
小丸子也終於發現了Chilam,她向他連連揮手﹕「霖霖!」917Please respect copyright.PENANA6D6A2QxJVs
917Please respect copyright.PENANAjZ0pzbduPN
嘔~!他媽的!這個稱呼無論聽多少次都是令人作嘔!917Please respect copyright.PENANA6ad6RuxWTQ
917Please respect copyright.PENANACMNJvPuNgJ
看邦文廢高等的樣子,看來和我的感想差不多。917Please respect copyright.PENANAmUlc4VQwWo
917Please respect copyright.PENANAhM7bA7MA8e
Chilam大概已經習慣了,他毫不在意的回應﹕「小美!」917Please respect copyright.PENANAm778SnEXAp
917Please respect copyright.PENANAJRUl4hV9Bx
我見在小丸子身旁的馬家玲也露出反胃的樣子,一臉鄙夷的瞪著小丸子。917Please respect copyright.PENANAuKVC0J3cBt
917Please respect copyright.PENANAtTiYEKvG4r
我見狀也丟了一截粉筆過去,正好敲中馬家玲的腦袋。917Please respect copyright.PENANAmplcYlyEKY
917Please respect copyright.PENANAxL6zI8iMPI
她驚叫了一聲,然後馬上怒瞪過來。917Please respect copyright.PENANAW3B5IcKOiH
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我也沒有迴避的意圖,反而不斷裝鬼臉挑釁她,激得她直跺腳。917Please respect copyright.PENANAYuWjXhemRA
917Please respect copyright.PENANA3rSmi52sYA
我看到她口形說﹕「死羊仔!臭羊仔!」917Please respect copyright.PENANAVxJXcW4EXO
917Please respect copyright.PENANAd925B9vpup
我哈哈大笑之際,身後傳來一聲怒喝。917Please respect copyright.PENANASB1o6QaFEB
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「你們在幹甚麼? !」917Please respect copyright.PENANA3QqBxJXHNE
917Please respect copyright.PENANAkE4IZI47eV
我們被關sir的怒喝聲嚇得屁滾尿流,馬上連滾帶爬的回到自己的座位去。917Please respect copyright.PENANA5G9b8sTm5R
917Please respect copyright.PENANAoJPiyXoEv8
關sir威嚴的走到窗邊瞧了瞧,嘿嘿兩聲,然後指著我們幾個道﹕「你!你!你!你!你!還有你!剛才撩女生撩得很起勁啊!怎麼不繼續? 」917Please respect copyright.PENANAaziXdNj3OG
917Please respect copyright.PENANAO2U4txVJ3H
我們當然低下了頭不敢答話。917Please respect copyright.PENANAXxOWCHBMwx
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「怎麼? 現在又不敢了嗎? 我教你們一個乖,女生不是這樣撩的。」然後他招招手將班長叫過來,再跟他耳語幾句。917Please respect copyright.PENANAKDPBDdpHkL
917Please respect copyright.PENANA4bHT0rAG08
班長的臉容古怪得很,聽完之後的樣子好像想笑又不敢笑,然後就離開了班房。917Please respect copyright.PENANALTqVzIW0Tm
917Please respect copyright.PENANAHjDZ89zvLr
媽呀!關sir他教書教得不錯,我們都頗敬重他,但也知道他懲罰學生很有一手,可以說是有點兒變態。917Please respect copyright.PENANAVfx9KFs2UJ
917Please respect copyright.PENANAEDBSVhjL6D
聞說有一個同學在他面前說了粗口,內容好像是正X樣,然後那個同學當日中午就給罰站在校門口,身上貼著「我正X樣」幾個大字。又聽聞有一個同學給他抓到在校外抽煙,結果翌日早上集會時他被下令要在五分鐘內抽光一整包香煙,那同學迫於無奈也真的在全校面前用五分鐘抽光一包煙,結果他咳嗽了整個星期,以後看到有人抽煙都掉頭走了。917Please respect copyright.PENANASRgTJcSUoa
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我想起這些校園傳聞,心裏怯怯的不知道會遭遇到甚麼懲罰,卻見班長已經拿著一疊A4紙和一卷封箱膠紙回來,放在老師桌上。917Please respect copyright.PENANAc11oa5mfzg
917Please respect copyright.PENANAbz8dqOnqZV
關sir走到老師桌,拿出箱頭筆在一張又張的白紙寫上一個又一個的大字,因為角度問題我看不到是甚麼字,不過反正不會是甚麽好東西,因為在旁看著的班長忍笑都忍得滿臉通紅了。917Please respect copyright.PENANAOVCeVYiHXS
917Please respect copyright.PENANAMSSC9w8q4h
關sir收起了筆,好像很滿意自己的墨寶,然後他向我們道﹕「你!你!你!你!你!還有你!一個一個出來,每人拿一張。」然後他向班長道﹕「班長,幫他們貼在心口上。」917Please respect copyright.PENANAsphxWngPTr
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我們六個人,每人拿了一張後,我看了看手上的紙,寫了一個大大的「會」。917Please respect copyright.PENANAe7KqN4Yd8D
917Please respect copyright.PENANA7UIqG1wvPZ
我看了看老鬼Chilam等人,他們拿的分別是「以」、「撩」、「我」、「後」和「不」。917Please respect copyright.PENANAgBdgxd8Ddp
917Please respect copyright.PENANAOHySxnZ6kg
班長問﹕「關sir,還剩下兩張。」917Please respect copyright.PENANAwUZ93QhhaJ
917Please respect copyright.PENANA5nzQaXCrjf
我瞄一瞄桌子的兩張紙,分別是「女」和「仔」。917Please respect copyright.PENANAEGDOGgetZY
917Please respect copyright.PENANAnjiNhgFIeE
關sir沉吟了一下﹕「簡單,你和你,過來。」他指著我和邦文。917Please respect copyright.PENANABPoKUc8Hui
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我和邦文走到他跟前,他就將我的紙給了邦文,然後將桌上的兩張紙給了我。917Please respect copyright.PENANA6XqE6VryR4
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「你們兩個拿兩張,就這樣。」917Please respect copyright.PENANAtyfkE0RXYr
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吓? 為甚麼? 這是特別優待嗎?917Please respect copyright.PENANA6vbP3DepJA
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我們當然沒蠢得去反駁他,唯有咕嚕一聲將怨氣吞到肚子裏。917Please respect copyright.PENANAV1pLfJw5Bl
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班長忍著笑幫我們將紙貼在心口上,而我和邦文因為有兩張紙,所以整個胸口連肩膊位置都佔用了,害我們連手臂都不敢亂動。917Please respect copyright.PENANAJaWKdpy8Ck
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「別怪我,我只是奉命行事而已。」班長臉露笑意,輕聲說。917Please respect copyright.PENANACLrb3U4T1N
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他媽的這個臭小子!你還不是看著我們笑話? 我看你根本樂於效勞!917Please respect copyright.PENANAd1Mp5p50SW
917Please respect copyright.PENANAI7DQx7CriU
班長完成之後,關sir將我們排好對著窗外,然後道﹕「班長你給我看好,讓他們站到十二時正為止,若給我發現有人中途逃脫,班長你和那個人下學期就給我走著瞧。」917Please respect copyright.PENANAKCL4GlTb05
917Please respect copyright.PENANAiq9v2n42jE
關sir放下這句恐嚇性言語後,就悠悠的離開了。917Please respect copyright.PENANAsg6Oqg3c3g
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我伸頭看了看我們排出來的句子,赫然就是「我以後不會撩女仔」。在我們站在窗邊的這一陣子,鄰校操場上的不少學生已經發現了,當然,笑得最大聲的,就是馬家玲那個死八婆!917Please respect copyright.PENANA7NTCZQz47t
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「笑笑笑!從學校走到巴士站這裏還笑不夠嗎? 」917Please respect copyright.PENANABfwGmUbi3z
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「哈哈哈!不夠不夠!這個起碼要笑一輩子!」馬家玲毫無儀態的盡情恥笑。917Please respect copyright.PENANAiv1nyAFWj0
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她喘著氣,又道﹕「嗄......你們這個老師真夠厲害,才一招就把你們這幫臭小子打得落花流水了。」917Please respect copyright.PENANAnb1JVNqGa6
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我瞧了瞧不斷再身旁經過的鄰校學生,總覺得他們的目光停留在我的身上,我連忙背轉了身﹕「唉......總覺得一直被你校的學生認出來,感覺好丟臉啊......」917Please respect copyright.PENANAupPemxxQbK
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「哈哈!你也別太自大,其實也只是我們幾個認出你們來了,其他人根本不知道你們是誰。」917Please respect copyright.PENANAOLpgNlAxgT
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說的也是,想到這裏我又釋懷了。917Please respect copyright.PENANADodSIvtaod
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「唉...不過可惜是沒能看到冠軍隊跟老師隊作賽,我可是期待了一整年的......」917Please respect copyright.PENANA2HbE2KkXZi
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「我有看到啊。」917Please respect copyright.PENANAQFBR9itMtM
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「咦? 怎麼樣? 怎麼樣? 精彩嗎? 」917Please respect copyright.PENANAtOCEVLwyOu
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「嗯......還好啦,不過呢......」917Please respect copyright.PENANAFmrqtDM3CF
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「不過甚麼? 」917Please respect copyright.PENANAjPFMwhB1Ae
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「我還是覺得你們最後踢的那場更好看,更刺激!」917Please respect copyright.PENANAMmPetlBqro
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我以為她是在安慰我﹕「有甚麼好提起的,反正都輸了。」917Please respect copyright.PENANAGFsgJBpRUp
917Please respect copyright.PENANAvf6qJydoCl
「才不是!尤其是有一個笨蛋受了傷還要繼續比賽,還不要臉的駡人,那副傻勁啊,還真令人感動呢!」917Please respect copyright.PENANAH5dgurWknj
917Please respect copyright.PENANAxygofbUJCZ
我看了她一眼,只見她說得眉飛色舞,雙頰泛起紅暈,雙眸都閃閃發光的,像是在回味那天的事情。917Please respect copyright.PENANASQeHAQCqXS
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馬家玲這個死八婆,她有時候還是蠻可愛的......917Please respect copyright.PENANAXh3ri0wq5L
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「嗯? 幹甚麼? 我臉上有東西嗎? 」917Please respect copyright.PENANAgnQmYV638r
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我連忙別過了臉,裝作若無其事﹕「沒甚麼。」917Please respect copyright.PENANAN7uriEaTFp
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「你們今晚要到秀雅道踢波嗎? 」917Please respect copyright.PENANAFtteaRF47O
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「對呀,怎麼? 要來看邦文嗎? 」917Please respect copyright.PENANAPsmw6d0WfW
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她有一點羞澀﹕「嗯...來看一會兒吧。」917Please respect copyright.PENANAldLKnz4o4g
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不知為何,這次我覺得心裏頭,有點異樣的感覺。917Please respect copyright.PENANAFMw2nqM6Uy