上上集講到呀一同個女仔喺紅磡世界殯儀館「總站」落車睇路線牌先知道巴士係「地府專車」。452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vY6Xlsodc
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落車嘅時候452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3MXU1J30X
呀一：「呀！仲未問你叫咩名㖭？我叫呀一。」452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNq3B503ae
女仔：「我叫Rachel呀。」452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFugdmLT6Bn
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佢哋兩個落車之後向有「人」嘅方向行，而「司機」已經消失無蹤。Rachel好鍾意花，佢入咗間「花花花店」。事頭婆問佢哋點嚟。452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVU3SJ4YwAK
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Rachel簡單咁講述從維多利亞公園分站上咗詭異嘅106號巴士，到經過幾番轉接嚟到地府嘅所見所聞畀事頭婆聽。452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlo2LqOZuH
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事頭婆：「佢死得咁慘，寂寞咪諗住搵吓人嚟陪佢囉。唉！」452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPErBUNet9m
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Rachel：「啲後生又係嘅，戀愛大過天，自殺落嚟咪執煤炭屎囉。」452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKB7TMMbcW
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事頭婆：「咁佢都幾受大挫折嘅。本身釣到金龜喎。黃志安咁紅，鬼知同隻臭雞許心穎偷食喎。」452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9UaKIJVHk
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Rachel：「你又知嘅？」452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJWEY0pqJI
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事頭婆：「呢件爆事轟動全球，地府點會唔知喎。」452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXQyxLlkN9
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Rachel：「話時話。咁我哋而家點做？」452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtytoSFlvgG
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事頭婆：「難得一場嚟到，送扎花比你去祭陳姓陰魂。之後對面殯儀館搵啲南磨佬做場法事啦」452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWL8DFoN5F
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佢哋兩個急急腳行入去殯儀館內。452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6cXbYThfZ
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呀一：「唔該！我想打場齋做法事。」452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxbnOE5M4T
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和尚：「人類？係咪姓陳嗰隻陰魂帶你哋嚟㗎？」452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwA52Wi1Bz
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Rachel：「正是如此。」452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjvf8iijIG
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法師：「嘩佢係咁帶人落嚟唔係辦法喎！」452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRpwh8t9km
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呀一：「頂！咁即係好多嚟過呢度？」452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBK66v2EYDg
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法師：「係呀！從上個禮拜開始，每日三次，每次兩個人。」452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPE7H2f67zf
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Rachel：「一場法事幾錢？」452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡus9eeafsph
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法師：「你哋係正常人類，而且呢度係陰間。身為法師，我哋有責任安全地帶你哋離開地府，返回人間。換言之，我哋係中介。人間電視台都話咪俾錢中介，所以我哋唔會收你哋任何錢㗎。你哋而家去街口個間金拱門買個雙層巴士漢堡返嚟，死者食唔到個飽唔安樂。」452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1fwrJ5xorc
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「 噹噹噹」法事開始452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnbq7DhS5n
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呀一同Rachel每人都要上注香，拜四角。452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjPtmaPRW7
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「 天靈靈，地靈靈」。南嘸佬喺度唸經「 婆你呀嚒彈彈波，你阿媽好大個囉」.......452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbtNPzVvWL
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陳姓陰魂好鍾意食雙層巴士漢堡，為咗送陳姓陰魂歸西，呀一同埋Rachel兩個要餵女仔個鬼魂食紅豆沙，再燒多架巴士祭品比佢。452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFi2DCqBHd
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正所謂「乾坤一開，三七氣流一轉」，南嘸佬破地獄步伐如食生菜，而且設備齊全。其實問心講句吖，啲師傅嘅舞步仲勁過啲Kpop呀！某著名韓國男團？廢嘅。淨係吹嗩呐（啲打）咁醒神嘅BGM已經贏晒九條街啦！452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49oF99NfJM
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喺殯儀館瞓咗一晚，佢哋要送陳姓陰魂上山火化兼到黃埔墳場拜祭。你冇睇錯，我冇講錯，係火化啲靈魂。陰間嘅嘢我哋識枝香咩！452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPWZEUxp0F
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由於天氣太熱嘅關係，佢哋一班人決定使用陰間鐵路搭去黃埔站。廢語有云：452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrgPwCe9aK
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［古有陰間無人駕駛鐵路，今有垃圾有加冇減廢鐵］452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUcaHWKWSV
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戇戇哋嘅呀一無知得嚟又幾白痴，再食埋螺絲：452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdEebbcUnMd
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「 點解有地鐵嘅？一個人？一個鐘？收幾錢？」452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0M8tNrAPa
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和尚師傅寸佢：「 問題兒童你有冇讀過幼稚園？三歲細路都識Google啦。冇用過陰間Google唔好話你嚟過陰間！」452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajuU7Qld7Y
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「陰間鐵路」-陰間Google搜尋452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03JvonmHgM
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「陰間鐵路早於N年建成，貫穿陰間地府城市網絡。與人間港鐵一樣設有11條鐵路綫及輕鐵以及接駁巴士服務。陰間鐵路並不是計劃而建設，而是一些人間自殺而死的陰魂需到地府進行懲罰-執煤炭屎。「牠們」勤力工作，令地洞打通成一條條管道，因此順道安裝信號系統以作鐵路運輸之用。由於系統屬於公共交通義務建設，而且地府長期有人間孝子賢孫捐贈金錢、所需物品等，地府財政盈餘充足，因此這是免費服務...」452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrr6LEJTUgZ
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「黃埔，呢個係陰綠線嘅尾站，多謝乘搭陰間鐵路。」說時遲那時快，已經同黃埔say個hi。452Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjgCJ4LJF4
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（待續 To be continued）
