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上上集講到呀一同個女仔喺紅磡世界殯儀館「總站」落車睇路線牌先知道巴士係「地府專車」。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5gM744RuY
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呀一：「呀！仲未問你叫咩名㖭？我叫呀一。」404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYn0daml139
女仔：「我叫Rachel呀。」404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqfvW3r4MA
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佢哋兩個落車之後向有「人」嘅方向行，而「司機」已經消失無蹤。Rachel好鍾意花，佢入咗間「花花花店」。事頭婆問佢哋點嚟。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYeoG8aC91
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Rachel簡單咁講述從維多利亞公園分站上咗詭異嘅106號巴士，到經過幾番轉接嚟到地府嘅所見所聞畀事頭婆聽。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuoAyQICKns
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事頭婆：「佢死得咁慘，寂寞咪諗住搵吓人嚟陪佢囉。唉！」404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKhRu6WDmX
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Rachel：「啲後生又係嘅，戀愛大過天，自殺落嚟咪執煤炭屎囉。」404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmyKU3R60J
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事頭婆：「咁佢都幾受大挫折嘅。本身釣到金龜喎。黃志安咁紅，鬼知同隻臭雞許心穎偷食喎。」404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8k9xJ1AIt
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Rachel：「你又知嘅？」404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1ivDFB8pD
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事頭婆：「呢件爆事轟動全球，地府點會唔知喎。」404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErg1J5wsgy
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Rachel：「話時話。咁我哋而家點做？」404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡagu8WN2UjR
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事頭婆：「難得一場嚟到，送扎花比你去祭陳姓陰魂。之後對面殯儀館搵啲南磨佬做場法事啦」404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7kLkaNGya
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佢哋兩個急急腳行入去殯儀館內。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIfuNT8nEQ
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呀一：「唔該！我想打場齋做法事。」404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jzDMCQX0h
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和尚：「人類？係咪姓陳嗰隻陰魂帶你哋嚟㗎？」404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SMa2wWY3A
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Rachel：「正是如此。」404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMcm6frMTkr
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法師：「嘩佢係咁帶人落嚟唔係辦法喎！」404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzXRm4z9n1
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呀一：「頂！咁即係好多嚟過呢度？」404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqk5VseLmy6
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法師：「係呀！從上個禮拜開始，每日三次，每次兩個人。」404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC46t2xLXsa
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Rachel：「一場法事幾錢？」404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY95C3m6IEa
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法師：「你哋係正常人類，而且呢度係陰間。身為法師，我哋有責任安全地帶你哋離開地府，返回人間。換言之，我哋係中介。人間電視台都話咪俾錢中介，所以我哋唔會收你哋任何錢㗎。你哋而家去街口個間金拱門買個雙層巴士漢堡返嚟，死者食唔到個飽唔安樂。」404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaA6TNBqvx2
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「 噹噹噹」法事開始404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2opg0HV4W
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呀一同Rachel每人都要上注香，拜四角。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4GXU9bYeb
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「 天靈靈，地靈靈」。南嘸佬喺度唸經「 婆你呀嚒彈彈波，你阿媽好大個囉」.......404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0mQEiomCl
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陳姓陰魂好鍾意食雙層巴士漢堡，為咗送陳姓陰魂歸西，呀一同埋Rachel兩個要餵女仔個鬼魂食紅豆沙，再燒多架巴士祭品比佢。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCy1MEgJ9lz
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正所謂「乾坤一開，三七氣流一轉」，南嘸佬破地獄步伐如食生菜，而且設備齊全。其實問心講句吖，啲師傅嘅舞步仲勁過啲Kpop呀！某著名韓國男團？廢嘅。淨係吹嗩呐（啲打）咁醒神嘅BGM已經贏晒九條街啦！404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7j3x5j0ogh
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喺殯儀館瞓咗一晚，佢哋要送陳姓陰魂上山火化兼到黃埔墳場拜祭。你冇睇錯，我冇講錯，係火化啲靈魂。陰間嘅嘢我哋識枝香咩！404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2SwPZzYciz
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由於天氣太熱嘅關係，佢哋一班人決定使用陰間鐵路搭去黃埔站。廢語有云：404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZfloXg7Gv
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［古有陰間無人駕駛鐵路，今有垃圾有加冇減廢鐵］404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLlQdCmYaVE
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戇戇哋嘅呀一無知得嚟又幾白痴，再食埋螺絲：404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFt6dSakE0I
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「 點解有地鐵嘅？一個人？一個鐘？收幾錢？」404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45thAaXwTY
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和尚師傅寸佢：「 問題兒童你有冇讀過幼稚園？三歲細路都識Google啦。冇用過陰間Google唔好話你嚟過陰間！」404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPl44RR0eTs
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「陰間鐵路」-陰間Google搜尋404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWM7GhEbAeY
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「陰間鐵路早於N年建成，貫穿陰間地府城市網絡。與人間港鐵一樣設有11條鐵路綫及輕鐵以及接駁巴士服務。陰間鐵路並不是計劃而建設，而是一些人間自殺而死的陰魂需到地府進行懲罰-執煤炭屎。「牠們」勤力工作，令地洞打通成一條條管道，因此順道安裝信號系統以作鐵路運輸之用。由於系統屬於公共交通義務建設，而且地府長期有人間孝子賢孫捐贈金錢、所需物品等，地府財政盈餘充足，因此這是免費服務...」404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDxCfvI2NL
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「黃埔，呢個係陰綠線嘅尾站，多謝乘搭陰間鐵路。」說時遲那時快，已經同黃埔say個hi。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5up8X1ari
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（待續 To be continued）
