我一臉無奈,心諗:「算數啦,都唔會有人知發生咩事架啦。」419Please respect copyright.PENANA72mUx4qJcM
就係我晃神嘅時間,呢位司機載咗我去一條唔知名嘅路,我開頭以為佢只係想兜下遠路賺多幾十蚊,我都覺得冇所謂啦,反正佢都算係我嘅救命恩人啦,個一百幾十算係咩啊,請佢飲多餐茶都冇所謂啦。419Please respect copyright.PENANAL9g1ojZ2nq
但逐漸,我發現到四周圍嘅景物變得越黎越詭異。「今翅大獲鳥(汗顏)」我真係忍唔住爆出4大神鳥之一,以表達我嘅憤怒同驚恐,同時心裏面暗鬧幾句粗口(當然呢度係唔會寫粗口啦,暫時~我都唔知幾時會太過投入而爆響口)。419Please respect copyright.PENANARMZOW6eu44
司機嘅笑容可以講話有幾分變態,我望住佢個樣,有少少作嘔嘅感覺即刻走咗出黎。419Please respect copyright.PENANAJ4fYWJPHLb
佢一見到我想嘔,即刻變面,用命令嘅語氣同我講:419Please respect copyright.PENANApXuzslUfEh
「你條友仔,咪鬼嘔到我成個載都係嘢啊,正一打靶仔!419Please respect copyright.PENANApXAct0ThZy
如果唔係主人同我講要留你一命,我一早打死咗你啦!419Please respect copyright.PENANAudv9Lu3SyW
你忍多陣啦,我唔玩你啦,我唔想洗車啊,好貴啊比唔起啊!」419Please respect copyright.PENANAkUMnL6bsEc
我聽到之後,好唔道德咁笑咗一笑,乜原來鬼怪都要打工架,人生難捱姐,估唔到鬼生都難捱喎XD。419Please respect copyright.PENANA4wwofduPop
我問司機:「你地呢種鬼神,使唔使供樓搵錢養老婆?」419Please respect copyright.PENANAW4WL7xHKdP
答案已經呼之欲出鑿係佢額頭上面,而我咁樣一問,其實都係嘲笑一下佢,可以算係苦中作樂。419Please respect copyright.PENANApzwBunupba
佢並冇選擇回答我,只係睥咗我一眼,然後專心開車。419Please respect copyright.PENANALeQJsu3KAy
唔使太耐,佢已經載到我返出市區,並且叫我落車,見佢呢個樣,我都唔忍心坐霸王車,立即係銀包度攞起一張100蚊同埋一張50蚊,佢見到呢個情況,都笑咗一笑,欣然接受咗我嘅錢,睇得出我係最後都算同佢打好咗關係,睇黎呢個司機會係我之後嘅重要幫手。419Please respect copyright.PENANAygK5qCCqiP
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————————網絡連接超時,請稍後再試。—————————419Please respect copyright.PENANAy2JweNhDAf
旁白君視角:419Please respect copyright.PENANAH9XcefuSyO
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「唔錯唔錯,你果然係『神之子』,作為被選中嘅人類,總算有返咁上下實力嘅,起碼你嘅交際手腕比一般一高,雖然你平凡,但一定會有大作為,雖然你係宅男,但無可否認,你只要下定決心做某一件事,就一定會堅持落去,從以前到而家都一樣。419Please respect copyright.PENANAiqLbaDsHbD
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連我呢個旁白君都差少少比你吸引住,好彩我收得切掣姐。我終於明白,點解主人會選中你啦,平凡嘅外表包含住神秘嘅內心,深澳深澳,小弟都甘拜下風。419Please respect copyright.PENANAhx6K7pCYnH
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雖然我唔忍心殺你,但始終都係個句,『受人錢財,替人消災。』我收得老板嘅錢就一定要盡力搞掂你,不過我好耐都冇試過有呢種感覺啦,我就睇你可以靠努力做出啲咩成績,我就當益你啦,再比機會你續命啦!」419Please respect copyright.PENANAdI5FiDW3FT
(旁白君視角完)419Please respect copyright.PENANAPRrhMpWsgN
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