「叩，叩，代表你好，我已經通知咗軍師，如果教父想見你，會再通知你。」有人係門外面講。241Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNw5TqPEmW
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講完之後，只係聽到一陣離去嘅腳步聲，我都係時候面對呢個咁奇特嘅情況。經過頭先沖涼而冇一大班人好似日本整蠱節目咁衝入嚟，我將係整蠱節目嘅機會率降低咗。241Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2mYQhu7Ogw
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我行到落花園，一如以往奇異嘅目光望埋嚟，我決定搵個唔太起眼嘅地方坐低聽吓佢地講咩，觀察吓發生咩事。241Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPkRH0kX8T
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我聽到係一場婚宴，仲要主人家嫁女添。我見到個攝影師畀人打爛咗部相機，睇嚟婚禮攝影師同喺香港做記者一樣咁危險，成個畫面越嚟越似曾相識。241Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIpko5dx6d
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就係呢個時候，我聽到一個熟悉嘅聲音，我個部冇訊號嘅手機竟然響緊，仲要冇來電顯示，奇怪都咁一定係替身攻擊啦。事到如今，替身攻擊都要聽啦。241Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJhnaCrfG8
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「喂，呀傑，我個電話壞咗。」電話另一邊嘅呀木講。241Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwLIrb7Tjd
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「吓！？」241Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLa5xlhLSy
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「本身我都懷疑緊自己部電話壞咗，成年都冇震過，而之後我頭先諗住用手提打畀你啦，竟然唔通喎，咁我咪落街用電話亭打囉，通咗，咁咪即係我部電話壞咗囉。」呀木講。241Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcIrxeJBXXP
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就喺呀木發表佢呢段咁震驚十四億人嘅壞電話偉論嘅同時，我見到主人家行出嚟。241Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDPL22L7W6
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holy shit ！真係一個講緊廣東話嘅馬龍白蘭度呀！同我想像一模一樣，唔係真係咁老套畀Netflix食咗落《教父》世界？241Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQoO6VlVUea
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「喂！」「喂！」「喂！」呀木講。241Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NNHxryypu
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「講件事你知，我頭先開Netflix ，之後有道白光，我暈咗醒翻就喺一個馬龍白蘭度著緊老西煲呔紅玫瑰仲講緊廣東話嘅地方，我懷疑自己入咗《教父》世界。」241Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDz6bABWuSk
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「估唔到你仲黐過我，但聽落幾好，有冇簽名同合照？」呀木講。241Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HIXRzfFG2
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「想呀，但叫黑手黨大佬影相同攞簽名唔係咁易架喎。」241Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYSaxlQaHR
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「冇事嘅，幫我要多張，最好攞埋簽名啦。」呀木講。241Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMI8FejTYW
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「唔係，我有啲擔心。」241Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx987MVEIjV
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「如果我真係入咗電影世界，我點走？」241Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSAoLDoe3jU
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「你認真架？」呀木講。241Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAS9no0XK0
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「你話你嗰電話亭可以穿梭時空嘛，你可唔可以過嚟？」241Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgbYkrWxRg
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「點過？」呀木講。241Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXq48QfOFY
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「好似Doctor who咁？」241Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zu4oK0xiY
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「er.......我講嘅穿梭時空係《隔世救未來》嗰種，唔係《Doctor who》嗰種喎。」呀木講。241Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2L0vn85Gxf
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「吓......」241Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfsGFmiOJi
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「.......」呀木冇野講。241Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3FSI1Oxys
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「.......」241Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7wEdNzQbd
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「er......」呀木都冇野講。241Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpZ8wRcxjP
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「咁呀，我會睇吓搵唔搵到機會叉電。」241Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡagjF9H2Qvn
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「你研究吓個電話亭可唔可以做到《Doctor who》咁。」241Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1sjGpp1HAF
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「我覺得我搵幾個大軍嚟發功會易啲。」呀木講。241Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvIPz8lIlW
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「如果你成功就過嚟，唔得就預三日後同樣呢個時間你打比我。」241Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXa0dfnZS1J
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「好，不過話時話，點解佢地講廣東話？」呀木講。241Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLshuPmyVR8
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「可能係因為我netflix地區較香港？」241Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vLtTw84sH
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「你有道理。」呀木講。241Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT4YEe6RiHC
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「咁最後，你覺得今次你打到比我係僥倖定咩？」241Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrWyzQecPK
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「er......我試下。」呀木講。241Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFHVsymobp
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我坐咗係到五分鐘，冇響過。241Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGtsxSE2yX
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仆街啦今次，我翻去現實世界嘅希望交咗比個傻架。241Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlrKXgaQBDY
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就係咁樣，我就成為咗一個流落電影世界，畀人以為我攞住塊杯墊自言自語嘅痴線佬。241Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQN5p4v4c8U
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