又係澄叔深宵FF節目-《如若我是……》,今日究竟有幾多FF角色呢?而家為你揭曉。336Please respect copyright.PENANA5hdwhBBtMR
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首先係灰丑BB投稿嘅入去小夫到。336Please respect copyright.PENANAjDrRXGIX7z
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「小夫,我要入嚟喇!」336Please respect copyright.PENANAkCUW4Ekn1L
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我都唔記得做自我介紹㖭,我叫胖虎,平時最鍾意隊人屎忽,最好玩嘅就係小夫,佢嗰種慾拒還迎真係好正,口裏說不,身體卻很舒服,佢洗屎忽又洗得乾淨喎,一洗就洗三次,所以我平時插完都唔會污糟得去邊,有時仲有浸香味㖭!336Please respect copyright.PENANAz6NQXzjShD
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至於嗰個垃圾大雄真係冇Q用,細細力隊佢兩嘢就喊,佢洗屎忽又洗得求其,有時仲有漬嘅㖭。336Please respect copyright.PENANAfZOIluP4m6
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大雄俾我隊咗幾下就唔得,又要搵多啦A夢幫手,由多啦A夢幫佢頂!多啦A夢可能因為機械貓嘅關係,個屎忽都冇溫度,唔可以插住唱《沙龍》336Please respect copyright.PENANAR0LXmd1DBn
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「留住溫度、速度、溫柔和憤怒。」336Please respect copyright.PENANA6IlraBx7x3
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嘩!咁重口味嘅嘢終於都完喇,我平時好正常㗎!呢啲劇情係故事先需要,與本人完全冇關㗎!接著落嚟睇啲輕鬆啲嘅,由讀者YCH提供嘅退休。336Please respect copyright.PENANAgYmXTZ7ffi
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「人生於世上有幾個知己,多少友誼能長存。」336Please respect copyright.PENANAqKooBACpkk
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呢首歌,簡直係退休之後唱一流,究竟人生而家仲有幾多個知己呢?70歲嘅我,又係咪單身呢?冇人知。所以,為咗我下半生嘅幸福,我又喺度開放自己嘅股份,都係左邊同右邊,有興趣嘅就DM我啦!拯救澄叔下半生,由你做起。336Please respect copyright.PENANARgWM0182PX
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老人家除咗睇FaceBook,下蘋果有冇廣告,如果冇廣告就話人「恥與為伍」,除咗上FaceBook出文求維尼安慰之外,有時酒都係好重要嘅一部分嚟,因為酒可以紓壓呀嘛!以下落嚟就係讀者171所投稿嘅酒徒。336Please respect copyright.PENANAdKKFYipsw2
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古語有云:「醉翁之意不在酒」酒可以令大家沉醉於酒海入面,催眠自己,紓解下自己嘅納悶。藉住飲醉酒,寫返句詩,分分鐘你死咗之後就有人欣賞你啲作品呢。336Please respect copyright.PENANARcy65LAHZC
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醉咗梗係聽陳奕迅嘅《龍舌蘭》啦!336Please respect copyright.PENANAwsmzNUCW4M
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誰被灌醉,前面多少杯,都呑了,我們沒有罪-被挖取,遺下一顆心,枯乾到,以為沒眼淚。得不到蒼天允許,我與你多少次散聚。336Please respect copyright.PENANAn60JDv2f1B
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利申返:未滿十八歲請勿飲酒,如果滿咗十八歲嘅,請勿酒後駕駛,否則會有「搶軚」嘅情況出現。最緊要,記得保持清醒,請勿酒後亂性。336Please respect copyright.PENANABwivxxdIwg
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酒又飲咗,暈暈哋,梗係畫花自己個靚仔樣去嚇人啦!接著落嚟,係由一個澳門作家-雨霖所提議嘅小丑。336Please respect copyright.PENANAhqLiGwVvl5
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大家好,我係一個小丑,我唔會喺轉角位嚇人,亦都唔會喺坑渠入面嚇人,更加唔會喺廁所入面嚇人。我唯一會嚇人嘅地方就係唱機,因為「在你的唱機放低唱片是我」,我會係大家嘅唱機放低一隻唱片,內容係「請支持澄澄故事台,如果想目睹靚仔小丑,請like呢個po,唔like唔follow就小心啲,我會夜晚自動播呢隻唱片。」我相信唔想俾我嚇嘅大家應該識做。336Please respect copyright.PENANAuRr4SvcEnH
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最後就係讀者NMH投稿嘅怪叔叔。336Please respect copyright.PENANAHtj0o3RyMr
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長腿怪叔叔是你嗎?香港小姐的……336Please respect copyright.PENANA3B4vV6LKKT
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喂喂喂!呢度兒童節目嚟,認真啲!336Please respect copyright.PENANANLjcXLEjt6
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認真就唔叫怪叔叔啦!等我變身先!336Please respect copyright.PENANAmq6y26D1lb
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kekeke(資源有限,當住係怪笑聲先。)細路女,你走唔甩㗎喇!快啲除咗佢啦!336Please respect copyright.PENANAW2epqsPhNR
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「唔要吖!」336Please respect copyright.PENANAvXKxDCQ5CA
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快啲除啦!336Please respect copyright.PENANAdRkQcEPnxe
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「唔要吖!」336Please respect copyright.PENANA0BWYgwpHm3
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你唔除,我幫你……除 kekeke。336Please respect copyright.PENANAe1y6EB0EJE
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「吓!你做咩除我口罩吖!」336Please respect copyright.PENANADYjBoTiEKf
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疫情嚴重,口罩記得戴咗一陣就要換個新嘅,咁先可以擋住細菌㗎嘛。336Please respect copyright.PENANALFfpidLl76
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呢個短文好無聊,但大家個口罩戴得耐,記得要換一個新嘅,唔係戴嚟都冇意思㗎!336Please respect copyright.PENANAhW6ooLEZ6N
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今個禮拜就去到呢度先,唔知下集幾時再有呢?336Please respect copyright.PENANA94hlM59iYs