被偷去鑽飾果一晚 - 上集，佢未婚先失

婚紗，皮草，鑽飾，被偷去鑽飾果一晚。

(試下用香港廣東話入文。)

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晚上十一點，鋪頭閂門至今已經三個鐘。

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我幫老闆娘打工已經幾年，

老闆娘同時做服飾同造型裝飾生意，

兩間鋪頭就係面對面，

隔住十幾步既一條商店街行人路。

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服飾方面，由胸圍到婚紗，

甚至去雪山玩既羽絨大褸都造。

造型裝飾，由手工小頭飾到鑲鑽高踭鞋，

或者代客設計智能手機，

再由我哋用真皮鑲石做機殼。

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女人總係有種魔法，好似天賦一樣，

可以用無窮盡既財富去令自己覺得更靚，

無論係清秀極簡既一件細麻布休閒服，

定係奢華極盡既千萬寶石腰帶。

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老闆娘全部都造，

只要時間表有期。

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又由於幾乎全部產品都係度身訂造，

就算同款，手工貨都會有差異，

全世界只此一件，所以有時候，

唔起眼既一個小扣針，

最後都可能會變得價值連城。

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好多時候老闆娘都唔知道點解，

自己當時只賣一萬幾千既一頂帽會變成幾十萬。

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而我，只係做幫工既一個男仔。

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而家呢個時代，呢種都市，

男仔做呢個行業，

唔係做師傅就係做看門狗，

而我比看門狗更忙碌，

幫手開鋪，幫手搬運，幫手閂鋪，

有時候仲要幫手清潔，幫手買飯甚至煮飯，

人手唔夠時仲會幫手招呼客人。

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有時候老闆娘分花紅都竟然有我一份，

我自己都唔知點解，點解當初會做到呢個位？

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係咪我發緊夢？

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唔緊要啦，既然都做緊，咪繼續。

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我無牽無掛，份工咁樣，其實都幾好玩丫。

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只係有時，工作時間真係無日無夜，

好似今晚咁，我又朝九晚十一啦。

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其實唔係晚十一，

晚十一係出糧時間，

只係師傅同售貨員四個女仔收工，

聽日開始長假期，

今晚我仲要留晌鋪頭做除蟲，

等聽朝有判頭嚟做消毒清潔。

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多布料木材同皮革既地方，自然多蟲蟲，

何況而家仲有武肺呢。

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我要將兩間鋪頭所有曝露空氣既野，

全部鋪塊白布，值錢或者易腐蝕既野，

直接包好入盒，以防杜蟲煙霧接觸變色。

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如果全部我一個自己做，大約收聽朝七點？

好在老闆娘早有準備，售貨員咁夜走，

都係因為要幫手包好裝飾鋪啲產品入盒，

始終，真正矜貴既野好少直接經我手。

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好，花左三十分鐘就將裝飾鋪頭鋪好白布，

我轉出門口準備放毒煙。

然後我見到鋪頭門口，行人路上面，

企左位女士。

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我記得，呢位女士今日下晝嚟過，

佢係嚟撻訂既，唔結婚喇，當時都幾大件事，

我地老闆娘好少俾人撻訂。

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但好彩，好多材料都未到貨，有貨既都未剪裁。

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佢話，佢發現左自己只係擋箭牌，

佢個有錢未婚夫原來係基既。

大家再開心，都唔係佢想要既愛情咁話。

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哦，又係果啲老土既劇情。

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人地有錢，你嫁左俾佢再分，可以分到錢架！

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市儈既我仲想繼續做好呢份工，

所以只係將呢句收埋晌心底，俾自己一個小丑。

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不過，老老七七，條女係幾靚架，

尤其是，人地前未婚夫花左錢幫佢裝身，

養得開開心心，個人肥肥白白。

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呃，其實一啲都唔肥，

放假有健下身既我睇得出，

條女應該係唔使開工，

日日做瑜珈游水桑拿推油之類，

個身材係練過幾下肌肉，曬過啲太陽，

又唔係好黑炭石頭既形狀。

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而家天氣開始入冬，下晝嚟既時候，

條女就好似美國時代廣場準備去蒲啲富婆咁，

晌黑色及膝絨面大褸裏面，

套左件黑白兩色包臀裙。

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但係家陣，佢就赤住腳，

用手挽住佢對羅馬式綁帶高踭鞋，

披頭散髮，望住對面鋪頭既招牌公仔。

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個公仔，

係着住套維多利亞時代既貴族式白綢緞婚紗，

除左啲圍邊同裙後面拖尾，

成套都好少用尼士，最多就係亮面綢緞，

襯啲植物暗花刺繡咁。

仲要包樽領，長袖到手腕，

後肘開始開叉，裏面都用尼士，

同裙尾一樣花款做個喇叭，

拎住個粉系紫藍白色既花球。

無開胸，露背到腰封位，

男人眼中肯定係無咩野睇，

只係晌心口度做左一對花朵，托起胸形，

遮住塑形文胸既縫紉痕跡，又整到好靚咁。

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除左花球既繡球花、桔梗同白百合，

其他裝飾都係啲咩花做花紋？

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一個個尾尖卷起好似食果啲秋葵既係咩花？

仲有好似女童軍標誌果啲呢？

我唔係太識分，對唔住。

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然後頭度斜斜地戴頂白色小禮帽，

帽邊某個角度鑲左啲真水晶，

盡量少既裝飾，盡量高貴又優雅，

頭紗就係由小禮帽下面散出嚟，

又係用幾粒水晶吊墮將頭紗壓到膊頭。

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其實，由於閂門收檔後要除蟲消毒，

店員早就將值錢既鑽石襟花同頸鏈之類，

拆晒落嚟，六七件統統包好，

分開收入附近一樣係用嚟做裝飾，

幾個唔同公仔身邊既白色雕花書檯櫃桶。

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條女企定定望住件招牌婚紗，

我又企企望住條女亂諗野，

企左都有兩三十秒。

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可能係仲未放工個人好攰？

定係我仲未食飯成個靈魂飄走左？

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諗埋晒呢啲無謂野做乜？

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回魂喇！我同自己講。

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放低呢邊鋪頭最後一個毒煙罐頭，

再望一望確認啲布都冚好晒。

嗯，要兩邊都放好晒，臨走先斟水，

如果唔係範圍咁大，好難預自己鎖好門走人。

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然後行過兩步，伸手熄燈，確認帶住鎖匙，

轉身準備扭開鋪頭門鎖，

我發現條女眼甘甘望住我。

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喝！何方妖孽？

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阿囡，你喊到個妝花曬喇！

條仔咁有米，又成日游水，

都唔買防水眼線之類既咩？

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“唔，唔該，我想睇多次，多次你哋窗口套婚紗。”

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我推門出去，

佢好似飢寒交迫啲貓仔咁，

震住口同我講。係又凍又餓？

定係喊完成個人震晒？

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麒麟怪怪，我應佢：

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“你好呀小姐，請隨便睇啦，我最後先熄燈。”

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然後我鎖好門，繞過佢幾步，走過對面鋪頭，

踎低準備插鎖匙開門。

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“唔，唔係咁樣，我想睇晒胸針，同頸鏈之類。”

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條女行近我兩步同我講。

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“小姐，我地收左工喇，唔好意思呀，啲首飾俾同事收起晒喇。”

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“唔該你，我，我真係好想再睇下。”

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嘩頂，條女講到有啲想喊咁。

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“就當，當俾我再發下夢，發下夢。嗚...”

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嘩嘩嘩屌，真係喊出嚟？

喂！你咁着衫咪坐晌我地鋪頭門口呀！

摟屌裙一咁樣坐就露晒底架喇！

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我差啲就將呢啲說話講到出聲。

彈返起身，扮扶又扶唔到咁，

企晌佢前面遮住佢露底。

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而我口中係咁講既：

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“小姐，你無事丫嘛？不如我幫你叫你司機接你？”

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“無啦...無司機啦...佢要收返晒啲野...無啦...”

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哦，後悔喇咩？

過慣矜貴日子，崩潰喇咩？

我鋼鐵直男一枚，唔係歧視基果個，

係歧視蠢既呢個港女。

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勁腹誹佢囉。

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就算就快午夜，其實條街仲係幾多人下，

好多人飯局完仲要去下場，附近又有戲院散場，

俾人睇到我地鋪頭門口搞場咁既鬧劇，

真係多謝晒幫襯囉。唔吋出聲就叫俾足面啦！

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“我只係想，想再睇多次，睇多次套婚紗...”

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唉。

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“我真係，真係好鍾意佢，點解？點解結果會係咁...”

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知人口面不知心，唉，人生邊個唔辛苦呢？

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“我到底做錯啲乜？我做錯啲乜？”

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唉。

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“小姐！不如咁啦！小姐，你入嚟坐坐，飲杯暖水，我幫你叫車，請你坐的士。”

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心腸一軟，

我應該叫商店街女實嬌嚟搞至係家嘛！

你睇下我講咗啲咩？

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“下？下？哦。但係，我真係...”

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我伸定手，揸實拳頭唔郁，

俾佢自己捉住我，企返起身。

咁樣係以防俾閉路電視影到我主動，

俾佢轉頭告非禮。

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然後我再踎低，插返條匙開門，

落地玻璃門連櫥窗，賣衫嚟講，標準啦。

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“入嚟啦，請坐。我斟杯水俾你先。”

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打開門口，呢啲貴賓式訂造衫既鋪頭，

門口轉角就係等候區，

我招呼佢坐低。

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等候區就平時係俾啲跟班司機，

或者唔識貨既男朋友之類坐，

有水機，有雜誌，有叉電拖板，

一張三座梳化，仲有張單人梳化，

而家就由佢一個大小姐坐晒。

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我斟完水，確認下閉路電視無問題，

又見到佢坐定左，眼甘甘，

望住另一件皮草披肩。

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哦，唔望婚紗喇咩？

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“呢件全黑色無縫半身皮草披肩，

因為收尾處有三點雜色，師傅已經收針時，

縫左晌裏面果浸，而客人咁都唔收貨，

我地老闆就按造價，掛晌鋪頭賣。”

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然後我又望下個閉路電視鏡頭，

轉身拖啲白布出嚟，繼續講。

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“而其實，轉頭已經有熟客又俾左錢落訂，

但係過左成個禮拜仲未嚟試身找尾數攞貨，

老闆娘索性就由得佢掛出嚟。”

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“哦...”

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佢只係哦左一聲，捧住杯水，繼續望。

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“而負責櫥窗既同事，又幫佢配左條間條雪貂皮頸巾，同雜色既皮帽。咁樣擺埋一齊又成日有人問價喇。可惜，其實，全部眨下眼就俾人落晒訂。”

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希望佢領略到其中既意義啦。

講失戀失婚？唉。

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講返工作，其實服裝店呢面我手尾仲多，

好多衫都未冚布，店員話唔怕煙熏，

但我心諗，都唔應該俾客聞到大濃既毒煙味架。

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所以我就搞掂裝飾店果邊先，

打算晌服裝店玩到兩三點，

要用白布包好晒啲成品衫，

又要攝好啲門罅，密啲放煙。

點知又有呢條女，搞段插曲出嚟，

希望車到左，佢肯快啲走。

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側頭睇下佢，見佢無咩反應，我繼續講。

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“我幫你叫的士啦，你住邊區？”

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“我想睇下件婚紗。”

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喂！唔好難為我啦。

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“小姐，我都唔知原本啲首飾收晒晌邊。”

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知都話唔識啦，俾地方你坐，

俾水你飲，仁置義盡啦。

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“但係佢咁樣唔似出嫁，一件首飾都無。”

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“佢只係個公仔。”

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“但婚紗唔係公仔。”

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喂呀！唔好咁執着好唔好？

你咁四正，執返個喊樣，再出去走個圈，

咩仔都冧死啦！

如果我唔係晌度做野，如果而家呢度係酒吧，

我抱左你去開房啦！

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“呢件婚紗都唔係俾人出嫁用。就算係嫁，都係老闆娘自己着。算啦，小姐，有時候，係你既野就係你既。”

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“唔係我既，點都唔係我既。”

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“係囉，我夠想娶到你咁靚既女仔啦，你睇下我？無人要之餘，仲未收工添呀。不如你考慮下我？”

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“你咪搞事啦，我笑唔出呀。”

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“咁你住邊區啫？幫你叫車。”

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“唔睇婚紗，我想摸下頂帽。”

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哦哦哦，降低要求喇？但都係唔得喎。

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“唔好為難我啦，小姐，你都知我地鋪頭規矩。”

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“你咩都講規矩，所以咪無女仔愛你囉。”

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頂你咩，好心幫你，仲吋我吋到出聲？

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“算啦，我肚餓喇...”

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哦，我都未講嘢，仲要餵飽你個胃添，得，顧客至上。

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“咁小姐你等等，我去茶水間攞包餅俾你啦。”

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我抬頭又望一望個閉路電視鏡頭，嗯，無事既。

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行去鋪頭後面，香港地吋金尺土，鋪頭細，

茶水間通常都等同係雜物間，

我地同時又係職員埋數之類用既寫字間，

窄窄地既書檯就塞晌雜物間。

我地套閉路電視個錄影同螢幕，

又塞埋晌入面。

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我順便執晒啲滅蟲煙罐出嚟，

望下閉路電視，哦，果然，

條女晌心口掹左部挨風出嚟叉電。

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果然係漏帶鎖匙銀包，都唔會漏帶電話既年代。

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應該咁講，一個着包臀裙既女仔，無地方擺銀包鎖匙，都有地方攝部電話。

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或者加張咭。

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然後佢竟然企起身行過去皮草個公仔度，屌！

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我一手抱起裝煙彈既紙箱，

一手求其攞包梳打餅就走出去。

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屌，佢已經除左頂毛帽落嚟，

晌度擼緊條經典既貂鼠尾。

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“小姐，你真係好令我難做。我地鋪頭全部手工貨嚟，值錢既，你知道。”

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佢聽到都唔肯放低頂帽。

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我唯有兇狠啲講多句：

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“小姐，我見你唔舒服，請你入嚟休息，最多俾錢叫埋車俾你返屋企，你就硬係要我報警既？係咪？”

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“對唔住囉。”

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“但係你都係唔停手囉。包餅俾你，你住邊區，我叫車。”

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“我無屋企啦。”

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“父母呢？親友呢？”

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“去到同佢地講，我唔結婚喇，咁樣？”

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“你遲早都要話俾人地知架。俾返頂帽我啦。”

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“唔係今日講，唔講，唔俾。”

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“咁我報警架喇？”

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“超！得，你玩野！俾你大到囉！”

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終於都俾返頂帽我，用丟既。

我收起頂帽放入手邊既櫃桶，

就係唔掛返上公仔度，

一陣又俾佢一手就除落嚟繼續摸咩？

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“人地好心，你唔可以得吋進尺架喎！”

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“女人就係咁架喇！尤其是我呢啲拜金死港女！”

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“拿，小姐，侮辱既說話你自己講既，你可以搵你朋友再發洩。”

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“無啦！我為左佢已經無晒自己朋友啦！”

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條女一野就攤左落梳化度，

經典大字形訓低姿勢，對腳求戀其叉開，

左腳疊上梳化背，右腳拖晌地下，

都唔理自己春光乍洩喇。

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黑色絨面，皮草綑邊大褸已經打開晒，

入肩黑白色幾何縫紉設計包臀裙，

有錢人設計，連胸圍都慳番果種，

心口開個天窗，露出事業線若干，

至於陰陽二色有無伸延到下半身？

俾佢一腳天一腳地咁張開腿，

裙腳一野褪到上腰，睇唔到喇。

嘩屌，黑色尼士丁背底橫，

不論人工定天然，

白虎就都清清楚楚睇到晒。

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我即刻丟包餅俾佢，擰轉身鋪白布。

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“哦，識得發脾氣，同開始檢討自己，都係件好事嚟。”

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“講呢啲？喂，白淨，光滑，無毛，正唔正先？”

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“咳咳...小姐，請你着返好條裙。”

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我緊係唔會俾佢知道自己已經擔起左遮仔，

好在鋪頭收工，燈已經熄左一半無咁光，

我擰左轉身，佢睇我唔到，我都睇佢唔到。

俾基既屌慣，係咪無咩滿足過？

係咪慾求不滿先？

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“其實我地拍拖幾年，佢掂過我六七次咋，我應該早就估到。”

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一級聽風辨位技能發動！

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佢繼續訓晌梳化無郁。

咁就好，唔驚佢又亂搞啲野，

又唔會從後偷襲我，

無論係想扑暈我偷野，定係想我扑到佢暈，

就算我真係想食，呢度鋪頭嚟，有閉路電視架。

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然後聽到拆餅食既聲，得啦，安全。

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“我今晚真係無屋企返，去你度訓？最多益你一晚？”

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你咁露骨，你家老母知唔知架？

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“我同屋企人住，而且寒舍漏風，床板又窄又硬，怕小姐你訓唔慣。”

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“所以你咪無女朋友囉，呢個鐘數，開間房過夜都係一千樓下。”

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“我打份工咋，兩三日人工先有幾百蚊淨，出份糧仲月光光添，小姐，不如你都返父母度啦。”

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“我都係想睇下套婚紗。”

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喂！話題又跳返去起點既？

你擲到兩次三個六再擲到正個數目呀？

走咁快既？快我成大半個圈？

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果然你哋啲大富翁，思想係唔同啲。

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“唔好意思呀，啲首飾俾同事收起晒喇，佢地分好多地方鎖起唔同既野，我打雜，唔知擺邊架。”

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“我又無話一定要係果套首飾。所以你咪無女人愛囉。”

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真係火都嚟！

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“喂，小姐，第三次喇喎！”

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“重要既野講三次丫嘛，你想聽多幾多次丫？所以你無人愛，所以你無女朋友，所以無人要你。”

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屎可忍尿不可忍囉。

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“靚女大晒呀？剩係識扮靚食好野打咭，啲錢你賺架？你咁大個人有無試過用自己既努力搵過食呀？讀大學識到個靚仔富二代就發少奶奶夢？係呀拜金死港女！話緊你呀！呢個世界唔係富二代日日奢侈揮霍起出嚟架！香港係靠幾百萬打工仔支撐個社會架！衣食住行你負擔到幾多？你讀大學讀埋晒啲咩屎片架？你而家咪又係無人要？個腦塞左入你個臭閪度呀？”

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屌！最鳩憎啲仆街講粗口既我，

最後都忍唔撚住鬧左佢一句臭閪。

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鬧係鬧左出聲喇，今次肯定仆直，

爽完一陣，痛苦一生，

份工一定凍過水，柴米油鹽醬醋茶唔計，

豬嘴塊粉紅小綿綿都無錢買，

頂得過這武肺，頂唔過那斯煙，

以後日子點撚樣算呀？屌！

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我睥實條女，同時個腦亂諗，

場面靜左三秒？定靜左八秒？

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然後，

屌，佢原本坐返好食緊餅既，

靜完果一陣，搲一聲喊出嚟，

啲餅渣連啲口水一齊噴落我條褲度。

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“嗚啊啊啊啊！你終於講左出嚟喇！我就係拜金死港女！屌你老母！係呀！我就係死臭閪！俾基佬屌既臭閪！你條仆街死毒撚都唔願屌既臭閪呀！係呀！我係呀！嗚啊啊啊啊！”

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唉，喊到小學雞咁，

原本個眼妝已經俾眼淚化到添布頓風格架喇，

而家直接變接吻樂團樣。

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“咁就好！喊啦！忍乜鳩？喊完我叫車送你走！”

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“嗚呀呀呀啊啊啊啊，我屌你老母！我講左九千幾次無地方去呀！我無家可歸喇！俾你條仆街呀！死毒撚屌都唔俾房我住呀！我死撚左佢算喇！”

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“拿，你再講生生死死，我即刻打九九九架喇！去醫院實有床你訓！”

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“屌你老母！你又大鳩我！我屌你老母呀！”

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“小姐，夠喇，唔好鬧埋我屋企人，你隨便喊，我做埋啲野叫車送你走。”

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“無地方去呀！無人要我呀！嗚呀啊啊啊啊！”

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我忍住自己把火，又擰返轉身，唔應佢。

掹張紙巾抹好，然後繼續做野。

如果係鋪頭外面，班實嬌肯定已經嚟左，

同佢叫白車，送佢入醫院。

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唉，

可憐人必有可恨之處，始終我都係衰在心軟。

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聽住佢由嗚嗚呀呀大喊，

喊到變絲絲索索咁抽泣，

我終於鋪好大半間鋪頭白布，

就差大門同櫥窗附近未搞。

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我抱住堆布，轉過去等候區。

條女喊完訓着左添，

好在佢今次無特登叉開腳，

件大褸適當咁承擔左保暖既責任，

佢將自己包到好似着浴袍咁。

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安靜落嚟，基本上真係摩度級大美女一枚，

抹光淨個妝基本都靚，唔係整容樣都眼大大，

下巴天然既尖尖，又有啲面豬登，一米六高少少，

男人一野就嘴到個額頭仔，其實都幾可愛幾溫馨。

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如果日常舉止都同下晝嚟撻訂時一樣，

演技咁出眾地溫文爾雅，

真心唔怕無得嫁入豪門，呢啲質素，

就算唔係做正室，都可以生返一兩個臍菇碇，

開枝散葉，收老爺奶奶幾千萬過世。

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可惜，其實個底都係老粗嚟既，

陣MK港女味點抹都抹唔甩，

起碼我作為毒撚仲識得梵高達文西之類，

呢條女晏晝嚟同老闆娘傾撻訂既時候，

少少文化野都唔敢搭嘴，

連鐵甲俠係小羅拔都唔識，

又係啲淨係識箍臍漢密士既空心花樽。

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滋滋，原來係震機聲。

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哦，我欣賞美色加胡思亂想時，

佢部挨風差夠電喇。

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我又擰轉頭，正想去繼續啲工作時，

先發現佢竟然係扮訓。

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“你睇左我咁耐，其實，我都算係靚既，係唔係？”

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“係既，小姐。”

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“咁點解我擘開對腳你都無興趣？”

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“我唔係無興趣，只係人大左，有好多負擔，唔可以俾一時既慾望摧毀。”

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“但點解，以前我既屋企人可以為左呢啲野，隨便就破壞左頭家？”

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“小姐，而家咁樣我答你唔到喎。”

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無再望住佢傾喇，再傾到唔做嘢，

真係朝頭早早班火車見。

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佢食埋塊餅，靜左一陣。

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“因為十三歲時我已經好靚，破我處既係我老豆。”

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喂...你想傾偈，話題可以有，

但可唔可以試下，唔好一跳就跳到咁爆？

你又擲左三個六呀？

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“好抱歉聽到呢樣野。咁我明白點解你唔想返屋企喇。”

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“嗯。”

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佢掹左幾張紙巾，開始抹自己個接吻樂團妝。

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“咁朋友呢？”

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“為左佢，我好耐無聯絡過我班真心既朋友，日日都係同佢家族有關係既親戚聯繫感情，或者公司啲朋友。”

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“真正既朋友無論幾耐都係朋友，兩情若是長久時，又豈在朝朝暮暮？”

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“哈哈，睇星爺學架？呢句唔係講愛情既咩？”

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“令你笑到果一下，都算係咁啦。搵返啲朋友啦，你電話叉夠電可以着機喇。”

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“無啦，呢部無記低佢地電話，我為左嫁俾佢，斷六親架喇。”

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“咁樣，其實，你自己嚟講取消張單，其實男方知唔知架？”

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“知道。所以佢司機都叫走左喇。”

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“嗯，咁樣樣，你而家冷靜返都好啲，食埋塊餅，飲杯暖水，我做埋呢邊啲野再講。”

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“我，始終都係想睇多次一套完整既婚紗。”

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喂呀！又係咁！你到底擲咩骰架？

又返去起點既？我唔使玩啦！

你出糧都出夠啦！大富翁！

我真係頭鳩都痛囉。

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“好，小姐，你講完整，點謂之完整呢？其實我地件招牌婚紗造得好完美，唔上首飾都好完整喇喎！上次阿史得肥嚟，現場借着影相，試過上身都好靚好夠殺呀，佢都無戴咩首飾喎，你仲想要點完整呢？剪裁之類我唔係專業，但我覺得已經好完整啦！又唔係講機械人啲裝甲擋子彈。衫要着幾多先夠完整？果啲叫和服呀。”

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我唯有出毒撚既大絕，滿級講經技能發動。

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“最少都有條頸鏈、戒指同心口針啦。”

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“就係咁？”

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“係。”

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“頸鏈代表已經有人愛，心口針代表屬於佢，戒指代表已經結左婚。係咪咁？”

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“唔識咁多喎，我只係覺得咁樣會完整啲。而且陳列公仔，身材已經好好。”

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其實呢條女眼光都幾準，

一眼睇穿我係毒撚，

而且老闆娘講過，套婚紗咁多留白位，

係為左配合適當既首飾，

同突顯着衫果位女主角既身材。

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哦，得，突顯好身材其實係常識。

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“好啦，我知道有兩件可以用。但係睇完你乖乖地話我知你想去邊，我叫車俾你走。”

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唉，我都係衰心軟。

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“嗯。”

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然後我轉身去某個櫃桶，

拎左兩包未完工既鑽飾出嚟。

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一條簡單既水滴形方石吊墜，

方石飾框瓜子形亦都有瓜子大，

磨砂白金墜，織銀鍊繩，

師傅話，真正完工時會拆左粒方石，

上真鑽，到時剩係鑽石都百萬計。

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一個由七粒方石組成既簡單波浪形襟針，

方石由大到細碎排列，

成個白金心口針都長約兩吋。

同樣，拆晒啲方石再鑲返晒真鑽，

到時又就百萬計既野嚟。

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“拿，我裝上去俾你睇，你諗下你想去邊，我做埋啲野送你走。”

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幫公仔戴頸鏈無問題，簡單，

係搵返襟針兩個窿穿比較困難，

唔可以同佢日日穿新窿家嘛？

日日穿新窿晚晚又拆，咩布都爛晒啦！

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我幫公仔戴好首飾，

又推左張凳去婚紗公仔果邊，

俾佢坐定定睇。

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“拿你坐好，慢慢睇，慢隻諗，一點喇，我仲有野要做。”

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“嗯。”

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好啦，識配合就好，然後我就去去繼續做野。

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將另一邊既陳列公仔都鋪晒白布，

又跟計劃擺好啲除蟲煙霧彈，

然後入茶水間斟大樽水，

一陣用嚟起壇作法，注水昇煙。

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講起除蟲，點解今晚仲未見到小強既呢？

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平時十二點零鐘就算大家仲做緊野，

啲小強已經開始出沒，

都唔知佢地晌鋪頭入面有咩食既，

茶水間一值企企理理，又甚少倒瀉野飲。

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唔通係師傅房定老細房入面有野食？

定係去化妝間食化妝品？

不過佢地全部收工就鎖門，

就算今日話明放煙都唔開門，

聽朝先返嚟開門陪清潔搞。

得個試身室，但係我親自打掃既囉。

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拿，今晚啲蟲蟲殺唔乾淨，

咁就唔關我事喇。

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又係晌呢啲胡思亂想入面斟好水，

轉頭又望下閉路電視，

佢都仲係坐定定，好事嚟。

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確認下抽鎖匙，掂，後門、其他房門都鎖好，

冷氣自鋪頭閂門起，繼續係熄住，

水，應該夠。

剩番放煙前，要做好送客鎖好門，

同埋最後要冚的白布個地方，

就係剩返婚紗果邊既服裝公仔同雕花書檯。

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我走到出去，兩點喇，真係要趕人喇。

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“小姐，我要清場放毒喇，就算你唔話俾我知你要去邊，唔使我叫車，你都要走喇。”

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“嗯，你做野啦。”

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條女起身，走返去小小既等候區。

應該係拎返佢部挨風。

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我將頸鏈同個襟針解返落嚟，

要包返好入個膠袋，膠袋有三層，

如果係真石時會有絨布袋，再包好先入袋，

而且唔會放無鎖既櫃檯。

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不過就算唔係真石，白金同銀底，

兩件加埋都值成兩三萬，我都係要驚俾人偷走。

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好在有閉路電視。

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我包好左兩包野，

除埋婚紗公仔頂小禮帽摺好，

一齊放入就近既書檯櫃桶。

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擰轉身想執起塊白布，

嚟個飛揚式過頭冚，連檯連公仔冚埋一齊，

瀟瀟灑灑咁。

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點知一轉身，

就見到條女着返對白色羅馬綁帶高踭鞋，

企晌我面前，手摸摸咁。

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喂，你手上面既係咩嚟架！？

佢拎住果條雪貂黑白間皮草頸巾。

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“小姐，請你俾返條皮草我。”

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“但係好好摸，好舒服喎。”

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“白色，上左手汗會變色架。俾返我啦。”

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“且，俾咪俾。”

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佢一手就丟過嚟，我唯有放返低塊白布接住。

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“乖，大個女喇，唔好笠亂摸人啲野，唔該。”

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“我仲想啲大個仔會笠亂摸我呢。”

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唔再應佢，無晒形象既女仔再靚都搞唔掂，

地方淺窄，雕花書檯個櫃桶仔啱啱已經滿位，

唯有放返對住等候區果邊既櫃桶。

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我想繞過佢放返好條皮草，

行左幾步，屌，終於都嚟喇。

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佢一野就晌後面攬住我。

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“喂，小姐，我又肥又窮又毒撚，真心咩？”

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“咪出聲啦，俾我攬下使死？”

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我掙扎，我脫困，

你心口部挨風頂到我背脊喇，

本座唔嫖唔賭少飲酒，最多吹下水又唔吹煙，

單身兩年，齋齡兩歲，身體健康，血氣方剛，

大佬，一陣你攬攬下隻手又笠亂摸，

咁就真係一發不可收拾，

邊個信毒撚唔會變痴漢？

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掙扎逃走期間，仲踢低左兩個煙罐，

我真係意亂情迷晒。

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收好無辜小雪貂入櫃桶，

執返起兩個煙罐，

心中又送幾個小丑俾自己，

睇嚟自己真係脫唔到毒。

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走過去婚紗公仔度想繼續完成工作，

又想趕客...嗯，其實都唔想趕喇，

不如真係帶佢返屋企？

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“好啦，打搞晒喇，你開門啦，我走先喇！”

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喂！咪住先！

先前一直話唔知可以去邊，

突然咁積極想走人？

事出反常必有妖！

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我唔應佢住，行過去，

揚起白布就冚上去公仔，

一個“過頂掀生風”，氣勢+7。

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等得風平浪靜，我走過去單手抱住佢膊頭。

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“不如今晚嚟我屋企？我訓梳化，房俾你訓。”

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“唔使喇，我諗到去邊喇，你開門俾我走得喇。”

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我只係俾左個奸笑佢，

然後又聽到叮一聲，佢收到個訊息咁樣。

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“頭先唔係較震機既咩？呢個訊息好重要？”

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“唔知呢，可能係佢叫我還返啲野俾佢？”

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“仲要還啲咩？送出去啲禮物有得收返既咩？尤其是女人野。”

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我攬住佢膊頭唔放，自己轉去佢前面，

由搭膊頭式側攬，變面對面，一隻手捉實佢手臂，

另一隻手加啲力攬住佢背脊。

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呵呵，又嚟震兩野加叮叮，

啲震機聲好似有啲唔同？

但我就係唔俾佢伸手入心口掹返部電話出嚟睇。

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“某啲富二代就係咁思想，我都無辦法。”

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嗯，真係香，又香又滑，

哦，係件絨面褸向下掃時，順毛好滑。

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手幾乎摸到落佢屁股位，

然後明顯感覺佢成身僵硬左啲。

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“做咩呀？正面攬，你怕醜呀？係你攬我先架喎。”

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叮叮，滋滋。

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佢部挨風又震喇，

今次我確認左一件事，震機既聲唔同。

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“嘿嘿，我，諗到有人收留我，咪唔使同你過囉！”

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賠笑有用嗎？

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“你確定？”

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“嗯，我確定。”

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然後一手我唔放開佢條腰，另一伸落佢心口，

果然，除左挨風，仲有包膠袋。

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“呢個肯定唔係我地鋪頭既野啦？”

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佢將自己個人向後仰，努力想避開我，

又伸手想推開我隻手。

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“哈哈，點會呢？”

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“但你身體很誠實喎，我身體都好誠實！”

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係呀，我扯到爆褲咁，

但係繼續攬實唔俾佢走，

用單手加牙力，拆開個膠袋仔，

根本就係波浪襟針果包，偷野？必廚。

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“咁橋既？同款同包裝。”

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“係囉，咁橋既？”

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條女仲想扮。

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“扮夠喇。”

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“咁你想點？放開我先講！”

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一個日常運動量唔低既肥仔，其實好大力，

起碼一定比呢啲練體態唔練體力既空心花樽大。

佢點扭點推，都推我唔開，大髀仲磨到我好硬。

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“老老七七，貨未出門，我可以當無數，但你到底有幾多野講真？”

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“除左無地方去，我都無講大話呀！放開我！”

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“放開你？你呢啲人，我一放開你，點知你會做啲咩？”

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“門又鎖住，面對面，我可以對你點？”

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講笑咩？如果我無用腳夾住佢隻腳，

神早中左絕子絕孫頂心膝啦。

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“你知道，你好多方法，例如色誘，例如扮可憐。”

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“色誘同可憐都係真架！如果我一直都咁樣借野，點會咁易俾你捉到？”

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“又啱喎。不過，喂，我人品好係俾你濫用架咩？”

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“你而家咁樣博懞，點叫人品好呀？放開我呀！”

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呵呵，距離不足既小粉拳，好可愛。

我攬住佢退後兩步，再跳舞咁，

將佢成個人擰轉身，攬住行入等候區，

果度而家得閉路電視鏡頭，

鋪頭外既人難啲睇到，最重要的是有張梳化。

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而且而家都凌晨兩點，

會行過既人，除左夜鬼，就係實嬌喇。

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“嗚！屌！好撚痛呀！”

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我係攬住佢直接壓佢上梳化，嗚咽一聲，

屌，唔記得咗佢心口部挨風，

俾自己既體重頂到肋骨，有啲痛囉。

我隨手丟低包襟針，伸手入佢心口，

掹埋部挨風出嚟，無穿無爛，果然係堅野，

俾着三叔公啲機已經碎開左。

又隨手丟走部挨風，繼續摷佢。

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“你頭先話我唔想屌你，你錯喇，我其實好想屌，綁住吊起屌，最好兩日藥份量，一日三次，每次兩粒，總共六次十二劑，你唔大肚唔俾走添呀！”

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“變態佬！死毒撚！屌你老母仆街仔！放開我呀！”

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佢見推我唔開打又唔夠力，

開始一邊掙扎一邊搣我耳仔，

哈，好熟悉既感覺，佢亂扭又捉唔實，

令我懷念街頭醉酒，互相扭鬥既日子，

不過，就好似自己細個果陣咁，

俾人哈皮扭耳？我就一腳伸過去，

再唔放就伸個頭埋去，開口咬。

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不過而家係我壓住條女，

腳，就用大髀頂佢塊田，

頭，輕鬆一頂就避開佢手撕豬耳朵，

然後埋頭入佢肩窩，嘴落去。

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佢成個人即刻軟晒。

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睇嚟頸係敏感帶，咁啱，我又鍾聞頸位。

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“放開，放開我呀...”

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“你有幾耐無俾男人壓過？我大髀都濕晒喇喎。”

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佢無答我，手就繼續軟乃乃咁推我膊頭。

我就繼續晌佢耳邊講嘢。

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“今晚去我屋企？定係，我地試衫房都無鏡頭。”

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“死毒撚...放開我呀...”

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“你感覺下，我手都無用力喇，你身體好誠實喎。”

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“嗚...放開我...你咁樣同我老豆有咩分別？”

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“我同你無血緣囉。”

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“嗚...嗚啊啊啊啊！死變態！你地啲男人無個好人架！”

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眼流話流就流，整到我頸背都濕晒！

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“喂，咪住先，晌你偷野之前，我一直都好好人喎，好多野係你自己攞嚟架！”

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“野都偷唔到啦！你放開我啦！”

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喊左成日，又只係食左幾塊餅，條女真係無咩氣力咁。

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“偷唔到只係我一野人贓並獲囉，你知有閉路電視架可？”

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“知道又點，我乜都無喇，除左身上面既野，我乜都無喇，我要水腳食飯架。”

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“咁我話俾埋錢送你走你都唔制？”

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“果時我真係無地方去...頭先電話度叉完電，先有人話可以收留我...”

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“有人收留就可以偷野喇咩？你啲邏輯呢？”

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“嗚嗚呀呀...又講咩邏輯呀？你條死毒撚好煩呀！所以你無女人愛呀！”

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“又嚟？我同你講野就俾面你，停晒手，你係都要再惹起我把火既？”

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“死毒撚！抵你無女人要！有種強姦我！我告到你坐十碌！”

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“姦你就姦你，你咁索，我成世人都唔會搵到個咁既女人，我坐十碌都賺左喇！”

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言行合一，坐言起行，做個積極上進年青人！

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我身繼續壓住佢，佢又開始喊，

其實佢都喊到聲沙無氣，聲都唔大，

我唔理啦，伸手就摷，波唔大但夠夾電話，

手感又軟又嫩滑，屁股又彈手。

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大髀繼續頂頂下，唔使半分鐘，

條女已經放棄抵抗，用力攬住我背脊，

仲好銷魂咁哼左幾聲。

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覺得大髀濕到好似瀨尿咁，

我索性一野嘴埋落去，伸手想解自己褲頭架喇，

佢伸埋脷，脷疊脷咁，享受左幾下，

但係突然唔唔聲，條脷頂頂下，想講嘢咁喎。

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我唯有放開佢個嘴俾佢講囉。

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“急尿！漏喇漏喇！放開我！”

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“嘩嘩嘩！咁大鑊！”

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幾乎全間鋪地下都鋪左地氈，

瀨尿就大鑊！我閃電起身，

佢未反應到時我就公主抱起佢，走去試身房，

鋪頭要服侍下下一百幾十萬既貴賓，

試身房根本就係我間睡房咁大，仲連廁所。

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去到試身房放低人，佢嫌件褸阻住，

隨手就除低晌地，

帶少少行政味道既包臀裙勾勒出身材，

真係無敵既摟屌裙！

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而其實包臀裙早就包唔到臀，

丁背底橫完全露出，仲有淡淡既泳衣印，

一隻腳用腳尖點地，隻腳好似四十三吋長咁，

完全係美腿秀，淨係對腳都玩一年果款，

而羅馬高踭鞋，已經有隻唔知踢左去邊。

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沖水聲過左，洗手聲，嗯，點解咁耐？

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我敲門問：“你無事丫嘛？”

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“無。”

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“你想去邊？我叫車送你？”

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“唔走喇。”

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“下？唔通我地繼續？”

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佢打開廁所門，丟左一舊濕淋淋既野俾我。

兜頭兜面，我拎開睇下，

原來係佢條黑尼士丁背底底，

我心入面有幾百個小丑飄過。

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“漏濕左喇！條底褲唔乾我唔走喇！”

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“呵呵，你睇你，而家你幾精神？”

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“屌你個嘴死毒撚！抵你無女愛呀！而家呢個情況直接就做啦！講講講！”

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今次到佢走過嚟，一野就嘴我，仲伸手除我衫鈕。

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