均太與他心目中的女神相遇了。94Please respect copyright.PENANARyoppmNDUf
搞定真名事情的當天放學時間,均太與冬子走在安靜無人的走廊。途中,經過的一間三年級教室,那裡就是女神的棲息地。94Please respect copyright.PENANAeAznyuVovP
少女仰躺翹著椅腳的椅子上,雖然坐姿誇張,隨時都有摔倒的風險,但她本人應該不知道。因為她正在睡覺。94Please respect copyright.PENANA7jPBH6lH1f
話說,她的胸部好大。94Please respect copyright.PENANAVCO5pikjL6
少女有著一頭波浪金髮,身上散發著大小姐的氣質,外表看來是個知性美女,雖然不到優緒的成熟,也沒有織香那種如夢似幻的感覺,可是卻讓人陷入富麗堂皇宮殿的幻術統治中。94Please respect copyright.PENANAOseuIdFUM0
話說,她的胸部好大。94Please respect copyright.PENANAkuI3TX2L7l
制服看來是特製的。原本王女的制服是上半身全白的款式、下半身到膝長度的藍色裙子,而少女的制服卻走相反的路線,藍衣加白裙,而且裙子的長度根本距離膝蓋十公分左右而已,幾乎快看到內褲了。94Please respect copyright.PENANA3vGXfnSkYb
話說,她的胸部好大。94Please respect copyright.PENANArOXEMdpUbo
為什麼要刻意在形容少女的敘述詞中一再強調呢?理由很簡單,因為「她的胸部真的很大」。94Please respect copyright.PENANAii5O8W0UuV
巨乳?不,是爆乳了吧……94Please respect copyright.PENANARg6DTi7gVP
「……」94Please respect copyright.PENANA4p1Bvmhwv4
冬子以手肘頂了均太肚子三次,示意要均太加緊腳步偷襲——上前與她搭話。看來冬子也察覺了。94Please respect copyright.PENANAKE900HjphW
「我知道啦,我馬上去問她,應該就是了。」94Please respect copyright.PENANAGQP0q78LCS
均太有些抱怨地踏進三年A班了。94Please respect copyright.PENANABFJcyo3Zg6
冬子坐等看戲地雙手環抱胸,一副頂天立地。94Please respect copyright.PENANAMMeySKir5p
不過,後來看見了均太宛若小偷般躡手躡腳的可悲步伐,看不下去陪他跑一趟地獄。94Please respect copyright.PENANAEdOSY15trI
看似放學了,大家歸心似箭,不過不到幾分鐘的時間,到處不見人影,就連織香都在那之後離去,留下冬子與謎樣學姐,這樣的場面無疑是均太的場子。94Please respect copyright.PENANAdPvWUysiNp
結果,果然男人一遇到自己中意的對象,難免都會亂了陣腳。94Please respect copyright.PENANAh2OkMzyYhe
隨著均太與冬子的接近,腳步聲的響亮,總算驚動這個睡美人了。94Please respect copyright.PENANANs6ok5Foxd
「啊……」94Please respect copyright.PENANANSbfYpXZtV
「喂……!」94Please respect copyright.PENANAIbicljm0XT
均太他們驚慌地叫出聲,畏罪潛逃一樣,引得學姐在第一時間發現。94Please respect copyright.PENANArUPKvG6CkX
學姐迷茫的眼神開始碎動運作。94Please respect copyright.PENANAqJZyffihw7
均太與冬子提心吊膽地不敢大聲張揚。94Please respect copyright.PENANAyBtqUnrZzf
然後,他們三人的視線重疊了。94Please respect copyright.PENANAgPWblCo9d9
「……」94Please respect copyright.PENANA093QcQFZV8
「……」94Please respect copyright.PENANA9XiV0Iuocd
「呃、學姐……?」94Please respect copyright.PENANABpXsmxuavv
基於二年級生的身分,均太以最親近的稱呼試著呼喚對方。94Please respect copyright.PENANA6Y23xCjCxL
「……快說啊。」94Please respect copyright.PENANAsM50MSBeDi
冬子不耐煩地催促了。94Please respect copyright.PENANAmvdT1VWx43
不過,這樣好嗎?94Please respect copyright.PENANACeuRPOPhuQ
不管了!是男人就一鼓作氣往前衝!94Please respect copyright.PENANArzJo5g2aL9
「學姐妳是不是G罩杯呢!」94Please respect copyright.PENANAQaZJhOVU20
冬子瞬間摔倒。94Please respect copyright.PENANAMsL9vLINco
「學弟,你來晚了一步啊,幾天前確實是G沒錯,可是我後來連續幾天都只喝水過活,不只體重掉了下來,連胸部也減掉了,現在只剩F。」94Please respect copyright.PENANAdKcX6H4I6J
「這樣啊……可惜了……」94Please respect copyright.PENANAtR082ZBWsg
均太氣餒,從沒這麼失望過。94Please respect copyright.PENANAwKYdp1rDej
「可惜你個頭啊!」94Please respect copyright.PENANA4aT4PwmInI
冬子抓起均太,又是往前又是往後瘋狂甩動,人體雲霄飛車應該就是這麼回事。94Please respect copyright.PENANAmowQ7AKRww
均太一邊喊著「放手啦放手!嗚……我快呼吸不過來了……」,一邊拼命掙扎。冬子的力氣依然大得可怕。94Please respect copyright.PENANAouDWra6ykA
「你在可惜什麼?不是要問她是不是迷走雲海嗎?」94Please respect copyright.PENANAcJVP7wQBIb
「因為……」94Please respect copyright.PENANAAgMKH3cHgt
「因為?」94Please respect copyright.PENANAZC0R108Nrf
隨著疑問,冬子慢慢放下均太。94Please respect copyright.PENANAlJEloYYSMR
「這是我生來第一次見識到巨乳啊!以往這種不科學的東西都只能從二次元或A片裡,才有機會看到耶!」94Please respect copyright.PENANA5Cw3cB64AC
「所以才敢大言不慚問出口嗎!」94Please respect copyright.PENANA2tWSA6BFQ9
「俗話說得好,見面三分情啊!」94Please respect copyright.PENANALr4jN6DMnZ
旁白補充:友情、愛情以及色情。94Please respect copyright.PENANAOr5IldWf9o
「胸部只是裝飾!」94Please respect copyright.PENANApbnEDUqztS
「才不是!那是男人的夢想好嗎!」94Please respect copyright.PENANAxvUkO2DkiU
「你們這對兄妹還真有趣啊。」94Please respect copyright.PENANAXkpVHgzZsM
雲海一臉羨慕。94Please respect copyright.PENANAr0FdbwBUOu
「誰和這種傢伙是兄妹了!」94Please respect copyright.PENANAh4417qByci
「就是說啊!」94Please respect copyright.PENANA64bzCvFztM
均太也不想承認。94Please respect copyright.PENANANYUk7gTQBc
「我的妹妹胸部哪有這麼小!」94Please respect copyright.PENANAP34aPFxa2T
「啊?這句話你有種再說一次啊!你說誰的胸部小!」94Please respect copyright.PENANAF8wJ0rfTJM
冬子不受控制地抓起均太的手,使其往反方向掰了過去。94Please respect copyright.PENANAlstk0S2Rbi
「快斷了快斷了!會斷啦!」94Please respect copyright.PENANAwwfhGSRbF2
就在均太N次差點與世長辭的時候,雲海說話了。94Please respect copyright.PENANAOtTcnsDwJI
「你們有什麼事呢?不會真的是來我面前表演兄妹相聲的吧。」94Please respect copyright.PENANAuldP0vDsUU
冬子瞪了均太一眼,表示這是亂說話的懲罰。94Please respect copyright.PENANAq5FFL1TQnl
「請問……妳就是迷走雲海?」94Please respect copyright.PENANA9wU0xHoB5o
「旁白不是代替我說了嗎?」94Please respect copyright.PENANAh7r0k3SjBh
「拜託妳也認真一點,雲海學姐,按照劇本說。」94Please respect copyright.PENANAUE96OIqIUd
「是啊。」94Please respect copyright.PENANA0Rt87qXtHt
能乾脆承認是好事,均太也單刀直入地問了:94Please respect copyright.PENANAWIF240T5G9
「既然這樣,那我就說了,學姐,幫我完成王女的考驗。」94Please respect copyright.PENANAdt0ljG8Z7u
「考驗?」94Please respect copyright.PENANAMxDdTvi2lv
雲海似乎想撇清責任,明顯知道均太在說什麼。94Please respect copyright.PENANAQp0KzGO0b5
均太變本加厲地接著問了:94Please respect copyright.PENANAxGiG3MloJD
「學姐,不要跟我裝傻。妳也是遲遲沒有幫人完成考驗的人之一啊。」94Please respect copyright.PENANAGFO32CpatY
「很抱歉,我從沒談過戀愛,自然就不可能會有個叫考驗的小孩,你應該是找錯人了。」94Please respect copyright.PENANARyNX95voKo
「不是啦,我是想請妳幫這個忙!不是要問那個叫考驗的人——啊!睡著了?竟然又睡著了!」94Please respect copyright.PENANAqDYcBDNfpv
「……只有這件事嗎?」94Please respect copyright.PENANAxWCFLTHqFH
雲海傭慵懶懶,已經對這個話題膩了。94Please respect copyright.PENANArQVxUjy3j6
「不然我也想不到還有什麼事情了。」94Please respect copyright.PENANAImv1o2LFmL
「——那你請回吧。」94Please respect copyright.PENANAF6YWASS6ad
「為什麼?」94Please respect copyright.PENANAFLDHMdvSft
「這件事對我沒有好處。」94Please respect copyright.PENANANHJty2yF4y
來了,這句話終究還是來了。94Please respect copyright.PENANAGFM08cnHrx
只是沒想到,老鼠屎竟然到了最後才出現。94Please respect copyright.PENANAA6O8MJd3Gz
「但是,學姐,只要妳願意幫我,我的考驗就完成了。」94Please respect copyright.PENANAf3vy2A3hsh
均太想不到更好的辦法,死皮賴臉地也有雲海出手相救。94Please respect copyright.PENANAjTVp7Bd9VU
「因為我覺得很麻煩。」
「啊?」94Please respect copyright.PENANAc8D8j5nnH9
「你們應該也看出來了吧?明明已經放學了,為何這個學生還要留在學校,而且在睡覺。原因只有一個,這個學生懶到連走路都嫌麻煩,寧可在學校過夜,也不想回家。」94Please respect copyright.PENANADQtxz8hmXj
「……」94Please respect copyright.PENANALipQzGiptA
「我是那種對需要動手動腳或動腦的事,會嫌麻煩的類型,所以我都會在第一時間趕快將事情完成,然後將剩下的時間全拿來睡覺。我不是全能的天才,只是比別人更討厭麻煩,將這份力量化為用功向上的動力。」94Please respect copyright.PENANAamfvaENIOb
和真名相反的類型呢。也能說與冬子雷同,這兩人都喜歡在討厭的地方鑽牛角尖。94Please respect copyright.PENANA9F06gqrbew
「既然我好不容易熬過前面兩年了,就表示學校也不得不認可我的實力,我有這個資格向學校大膽提出自己的主張,拒絕配合校方的做法,可是能繼續保持記錄。」94Please respect copyright.PENANAIvMDM9LGC4
「可是,校方給我的名單上,還有迷走學姐的名字。」94Please respect copyright.PENANA2MAkxtto0d
「那又怎麼樣?對我沒有影響。」94Please respect copyright.PENANAcDnI59ZL7v
「對我的影響可大了!」94Please respect copyright.PENANA81sXu03N5T
「這樣啊。對不起……」94Please respect copyright.PENANATOX9vablul
「既然這樣,那就請學姐在這張紙上簽上自己的名字當做賠罪吧。」94Please respect copyright.PENANAtjeo4AKMIK
那張是王女的考驗。94Please respect copyright.PENANAf4RsT0rcjw
「……這樣啊。」94Please respect copyright.PENANAZCEyqfVyRy
雲海接過均太手中的筆,正要寫名字的時候——94Please respect copyright.PENANAvUVSUmj67D
「你以為我會上當嗎?除非這張是結婚登記書,不然別想騙到我!」94Please respect copyright.PENANAwPW8x8TAVz
「是結婚登記書妳就簽啊?喂,婚姻不管對男人還是女人,都很重要吧!怎麼會寧可結婚,也不願意幫忙!」94Please respect copyright.PENANAEPSl9rvQXt
「因為我不想工作啊。」94Please respect copyright.PENANA3yMobcdptV
這句話令均太想到母親。94Please respect copyright.PENANAjSrsvd1T2L
不過——94Please respect copyright.PENANAwj4zM0CCOT
「學姐,可以先等我幾分鐘嗎?我馬上去弄出一張結婚登記書。」94Please respect copyright.PENANA337gPEQ7Gw
均太收到了。94Please respect copyright.PENANAxbadGEhpXQ
如同母親的全職主婦,均太也一心想成為父親那樣的男人,一肩扛下家計,只為服侍巨乳老婆。94Please respect copyright.PENANAuNfuAPF05Z
不過,看來冬子非常忌妒雲海就是了。94Please respect copyright.PENANAPusXCyaJsC
更為粗暴的手段對付均太:94Please respect copyright.PENANAKslt41Uw83
「胡說八道些什麼!給我寫!考驗比較重要啊你!」94Please respect copyright.PENANAhunPJXBNn5
「等……等一下!水野!」94Please respect copyright.PENANA4du13HWo3f
均太快不能呼吸了。94Please respect copyright.PENANAMPZYppC5qU
意識在燃燒,幾乎要化成灰燼了。94Please respect copyright.PENANArEmItzQrg8
不過,他一樣想要保持冷靜,以這句話降伏冬子:94Please respect copyright.PENANA71uFIHdqzH
「學姐……好像不見了。」94Please respect copyright.PENANA814zn8xzgn
冬子無言以對地看著已經沒有人影的座位。
94Please respect copyright.PENANAEubwWnRD5p