我想，鬼差跟神仙大概是差不多的。
餐風飲露就夠了，睡飽就在那裡飛來飛去，有空拯救個蒼生，悲天個憫人甚麼的。
現在才發現，原來鬼差的生活有夠苦。
越像神仙的越苦。
李元之後，我們閒了好一段時間。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYa8L1atIv
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHDj4amwRC
某天晚上。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzoqhW0zcE1
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzyl5be9qwP
「夠了。」我放下筷子，狠拍桌子。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTKEm5Tndb
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8vGGFj4NCl
「飽了？那碗筷收拾一下，等會記得洗碗。」老白老神在在的，又夾了一筷子咸菜。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Wpgjg8DJw
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaHR4wZt0uy
「我們吃了整整一個月咸菜和炸豆幹配白飯了，現在光看都飽了，還用吃？」我強忍怒火。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU26MnwBiCW
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuw3ZSb0I7
「光看都飽了，那我明天就光煮一份了？」老白皺眉:「我還以為看祭品就飽只是幽魂的錯覺，大概我道行不夠。」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbytXrACj8F
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFfEDKlU1OF
「……」假如不是我一定打他不過，我大概當下就得跟他拚命。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHmilvqMOk
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTBORCu2BT
我差點沒把桌子給掀了：「好配不配配甚麼離一品樓最近的宿舍？天天鮑參翅肚的氣味越聞越火大！」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9B4suA8Nb
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyv77i7Ys8A
「不是挺好的，香氣聞著下飯。」老白又放了一塊豆幹進嘴巴，邊嚼邊答。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPk3n1IYERa
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BRL9iXxzr
「黑白無常也是個小官吧？用得著這麼窮嗎？！」我怒吼：「除了宿舍是不是該配給點工資甚麼的呀？你把我的工資拿去幹甚麼了？」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrppmED3bl
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9G0zrJOrs
「而且誰跟你講黑白無常很窮的？」老白吞下了豆幹，又扒了口飯：「工資你不是收了？」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzshk63uHB
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDSrgdef37
我接著吼：「還有！一品樓是甚麼命名品味！我阿公在看的武俠電影裡的酒樓都不叫這個破名字！」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xoltewAZA
「枉死城這名字不更沒品味，你還期望枉死城裡的酒樓名字更有品味？」老白老神在在。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJuS8uuoneg
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KKvvLk7tC
……
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HGO0NjzTr
「不對，黑白無常不窮？」我一愣，回過神才發現剛才老白講的話居然不是廢話，起碼不全是。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySCQXgR7VZ
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZoepmthmP
「對呀，你看。」老白伸筷一指香氣傳來的方向。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxiP8Bxj10y
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dVjB8GoOo
我瞇著眼睛看他指的方向，明明離著還挺遠的，但居然看得清楚。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERHfXzughb
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsqkAjyVDU
鬼差的能力總在這種沒屁用的地方特別有用。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35S76P8scf
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTfxyOUgvva
遠處在一品樓大嚼美食的，也身穿和我們一樣的黑白袍。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuf2mjnZGSf
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsaLIBgxSt
「不窮我們天天吃甚麼咸菜豆幹，我的工資你拿去喂狗了？」我火氣更大了，還好老白吃飯不帶那張該死的鎮魂臉，不然我打不過他大概也會跟他拚命。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7VyXZ85dB
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2kQUIuxYH
「講話別這麼難聽。」老白狐疑：「那枚鬼錢，你不是用掉了？」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzPpMaW7DS
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡik00IS7i0B
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvxHge6M7z
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHNMDHe8MW
現在換我狐疑了。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFizS13elJ
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWXf5jaopo6
那枚鬼錢？380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgLNvJ8GFs
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIB9bc7b6O
我用在小紅上的鬼錢？380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Jb8tmWNyg
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71RsiVLrz2
「一枚鬼錢在枉死城可以衣食無憂個幾個月半年的。」老白道：「所以黑白無常是個優差呀。」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7AbEq6AV0n
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcToq5sxQx
「那枚鬼錢是工資？」我在仔細思考現在拚命有沒有可能拚掉老白另一根膀子：「你怎麼不早講？！」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpN4OH0Hs6
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgokAsT8Btd
「你又沒問。」老白一碗飯扒得精光，放下筷子：「陰律裡面也有寫呀。」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPieiqWpl2
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ661iXiuywE
「陰律？甚麼陰律？」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFeOR9UxLnc
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJV9j1C3AHo
「你前陣子帶回來那堆裡面，藍色封皮的第四卷。」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvATpUTCV9R
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWAnVKFsKR
我看向房間角落，那堆我看都沒興趣看的東西裡面的確有一大堆藍色封皮的書，而那堆書上面的灰塵大概得有半吋厚。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCEfL7M3As
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PvF9gMYpl
……380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KlXW8gXer
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFMaJ2XnZX
「你不知道？」老白有點不解：「不知道你向我笑幹嘛。」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqAuOKDhUg
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡab3w2a7S08
「笑是因為你的術法我看一眼就懂了啊！」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfK64Grf2wr
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHpjhC6TWZf
「……那個本來就很簡單。」老白嘆氣：「我以為你是表示我也視錢財如糞土，我還有一點點敬佩來著。」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCghVDOhh8
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSXQ8pvSsl
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlhbQkHTmzw
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7pnyi3WW8
肚子餓時，人火氣就大。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNHeZfCrmb
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPxE9LNvJp
火氣一大，肚子又更餓了。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjzELmfrfJ
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiY4a387RZs
我肚子狠響一聲，表達著它現在很生氣，後果很嚴重。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9ZLGc1qlR
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPbNxBv3a3
「算我錯了，今天能不能吃點別的，咸菜豆幹都吃整整一個月了。」我服軟了，低聲求老白。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3jSVjvufn
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmE00GwqLX
「一個月了？」老白一呆：「那你是該吃點別的甚麼了。」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFraBBrhh26
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8iBLgRimVn
「吃甚麼？一品樓嗎？」我現在一點都不想跟老白拚命，恨不得向他搖尾巴。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXkQMfjBhi
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2O7ODbGEhb
「到了你就知道。」老白寫下一個地址給我。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUm5CxOaHl
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYOzExyXWd
「這是甚麼的地址？」我很不滿餓著肚子時還被老白賣關子，但肚子餓又不能不服軟。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5gXwYbUzb
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrge9uEx32q
「神仙的。」老白挖苦地道。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFfSS5zAQhw
